♠ hated by @damaraMegido
A brief note. You may notice a shift. Nothing dramatic. No grand unveiling. That would be inelegant, even inadequate. Just a gradual realignment to the presentation of myself and my intentions. The manor is still standing. But its doors are opening in ways they did not before. Some of you will find yourselves closer to its innerworkings. I will not. I will be entirely restricted to my penthouse. This is not an unintentional change. This is not a response to danger. I am opting to follow the narrative and my purpose. Neither outcome is accidental. Old structures have proven less reliable as they once were. I am going to begin to favor something more adaptive and responsive. You may interpret that however you like. I expect many of you will. Incorrectly. As for the Felt-- I still will be retaining the name for my new initiative. A branch, if you would, away from the usual militant and criminal behavior. There is no need for someone such as myself to live in that light any longer. Consider this as soft an adjustment as a single degree on your thermostat. Nothing has been taken from you. But not everything will remain where you last saw it. Please do keep up. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4df279d6f052.png
>--D=I=hope=we=all=have=a=wonderful=random=but=deadly=trickery=day=and=hopefully=I=will=see=most=of=you=tomorow=remember=to=double=check=all=your=packages=haha=:)//<
(Uh) She said she hates my hat (Ooh) There ain't never been a girl so hateful... Think I just met an angel #AnAngel
it'll send a message.
YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE ANGRY.
GATHERING ALL THE OTHER HANDMAIDS. ON THIS UGLY WEBSITE. TO KEEP THEM SAFE. INSIDE MY GAPING NOOK. #MYMAIDLINGS #NSFW
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DAMN. KINKY. #nsfw
D --> My apologies but my "Best Maid" awards are limited to those who work for me
1 quad react = 1 broken clock.
Alright. Shopping done. Quick detour to vandalize the manor and then we're done for the night.
HOW'S THAT FUTURE PROBLEM GOING. PAST ME. OH LOOK. IT'S A PRESENT PROBLEM NOW. FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS.
REMINDER TO THOSE RUNNIN' THEIR STUPID FUCKING MOUTHS. @SCRATCHDOCTOR @DOCSCRATCH @DOCTORSCRATCH @ITCHY @SLOWDOZER @MISTERSEVEN @MISTERSEVEN#FERFER08 @HANDMAID @DAMARAMEGIDO @CALIBORN @CYNICALCOINAGE @MAXIMSBELT @BLACKESTQUASAR @MRBENEDICT @EXILEDUNIVERSE @SIXPINSIMPALED @THE REST OF THOSE STUPID FUCKS. I CAN'T FIND THEM ALL ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. HTTPS://STORAGE.HOMESTUCK.COM/STORY/HOMESTUCK/MEDIA/IMAGES/PANELS/INT-1/01315.GIF #NSFW
IMSOMADRIGHTNOWIMSKLDFHSKLGJSDF
There is a mysterious stain on the carpet this morning.
I tried to have some lemon curd to finally test it out, and the spoon hit my giant porcelain head and clattered to the ground. #Sorry #PutYourBackIntoCleaningItUpThough
Clocking in for another shift at the Hate Everything And Everyone Factory.
An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
Additional warning to all members of the Felt, You are not to neglect your current duties no matter how delightfully scented these aforementioned baked goods may be. The Handmaid's delectable pastries and assortments of goods are only ever able to be sampled after your respective chore itinerary has been entirely marked off. I believe I still see several unpotted plants in the Green House.
dammit i wanted to intrract
The Handmaid graces us with her input. How… direct. I’m afraid I must disappoint you. Explosions, while certainly dramatic, tend to imply a loss of control. A rather unfortunate quality, wouldn’t you agree? No, I think you’ll find I am functioning precisely as intended. Though I do appreciate the suggestion. It’s always so refreshing to see you engaging with events in your own… inimitable way. Please, do continue. After all, your participation is just as essential as anyone else’s.
rapidly approaching. you're all fucked.
#feltmanorpsa ahem. there are 44 paintball guns available in the foyer, plus mine, spares four potential crew intervention or breakage. all midnight city residents are welcome to partake if they so desire. paintball canisters in the respective colors (white included four the stripes), as well as charm colors are available in (four now) full stock in each of the kitchens, with extras stashed around in miscellaneous rooms and halls and also probably your room if you left it unlocked. if you decide to shoot snowman or scratch, that's your own funeral, and your usage of my weaponry agrees to these terms. i will be hirin' cleaners four the aftermath. may the best shot win.
You can daaaaance You can jiiiiive Haaaving the time of your liiiiife
PICKED UP A BOOK ON MY SHELF. TURNED THE PAGES AT RANDOM AND PICKED OUT A WORD. IT WAS "MURDER". JUST A LITTLE LOOK INTO MY TWISTED PSYCHE. #ALPHAMALEMOTIVATION #SIGMAMALE
what the fuck does that even mean??
me. i hope i crash.
I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/.
o s)(ip u on )(ere too
i have successfully taught karkat shadow magic. it's over for you fuckers.
I can make his face move however I please.
you can try.
i can guarantee you we wont.
the opposite. builds resilience.
i'm teaching the kid shadow magic. he will be a force to be reckoned with.
fuck you. should have thought before you posted.
fuck you damara i'm telling scratch. you're gonna get grounded forever again.
he'll bite both of yours off.
IVE BEEN HIT OFF THE CHANDELIER WITH A BROOM LET A MAN CHANDEL-MAXX
Another day scoping out the local casino for a job. Everybody's asking me if they can fuck the big roulette table. Friend. They won't even let me fuck it. #nsfw
I think I'm gonna take up smoking.
you think you're tough shit huh? blocked.
HERE. LET uS TAKE. IBuPROFEN. TOGETHER. I AM GOING TO CHEW THE PILLS. THE BOTTLE IN FACT. VERY SLOWLY. YOu NEED TO READY YOuR MOuTH. LIKE A LONG DISTANCE MOTHER BIRD. WORM RECEIVING BABY. WE ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE TO GET THIS RIGHT. AND IF YOu FAIL. BISCuIT. I WILL MAKE YOu SCRuB IT FROM THE FLOORS. RESuLTANT VOMIT AND ALL. WITH YOuR TONGuE. DON'T YOu WANT TO FEEL BETTER? HAA. HAA. HEE. HEE. HOO. HOO.
I am near omnipresent, there is no need for snitches.
Girl, lower the volume on that racket.