♠ hated by @damaraMegido
Presently, you aren’t. That would be why you are only seeing the emoji.
I suppose I’ll simply have to claim the extra responsibility when the time comes. Haa Haa.
It seems you are fairly hostile. Well, I shall try harder, now.
After my preordained death has occurred, I invite you to try.
FIRST OF CALIBORN'S THOuGHTS ON WOMEN. KNEESOCKS. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE FuCKING STuPIDLY IMPRACTICAL SEX GARB TO WEAR. AND I WANT TO uNDERSTAND WHAT THE FuCK IT DOES FOR BIMBETTES. TO STRuGGLE AND FAIL AND CRY AND WEEP AND SuCCuMB TO THE AGONY OF WEARING THEM. JuST TO LOOK MODERATELY LESS DISGuSTING TO THE TEAR BARFING EYES OF OTHERS. THEY DO NOT STAY uP. THEY NEVER STAY uP. THEY SAG. THEY CRuMPLE. THEY FALL. AND THEY WILT. AND uNLIKE BOOBS. WHICH ARE ENHANCED BY EVERYTHING I JuST DESCRIBED. SOCKS SLIPPING DOWN THE CALVES. EXPOSES WEAK POINTS. EASIER FOR CLAWS. TEETH. AND PuLVERIZING SWINGS FROM BLuDGEONING WEAPONS. TO FIND PuRCHASE. NOT SEXY. JuST WEAK. THE TOP RuNG OF A KNEESOCK IS ALMOST ALWAYS. A TOuRNIQuET. A BLOODFLOW RESTRICTING FuCKING BuLLSHIT BAND. THAT PINCHES AND LEAVES A LITTLE STuPID BITCHMADE MARK LONG AFTER YOu WEAR IT. SO IF YOu WEAR KNEESOCKS. AND THEN YOu PASS YOuR BODY BACK. TO YOuR INNOCENT LOVING BROTHER. HE HAS TO DEAL WITH THE HEINOuS PINCH AND SORENESS. I CANNOT IMAGINE ANYONE WANTING. THE FOOT TORTuRE INHERENT. TO ELSA SPIDERMAN JuJuTuBE THuMBNAILS. BuT ON THEIR OWN FEET. THEY NEED TO BE CuNTILY CONTINuOuSLY READJuSTED. THEY SuCK TO WALK AROuND IN. AND WHILE I CANNOT DENY THE APPEAL. IN CERTAIN INSTANCES. MINIONS. AND DIEHARD FOLLOWERS. WHO WANT DESPERATELY TO APPEAL TO MY ECLECTIC TASTES. ANY FuCKHEAD WHO DONS THESE IS IN FOR A RuDE SuRPRISE. #CALIBORNTTHOuGHTS #NSFW #KNEESOCKS #FEET #MENTION
FINALLY. A WIN-WIN SITUATI0N.
Our Lord deserves the utmost top tier yaoi ship.
not until i get my maid uniform! and also get to keep it in case i do get fired! and also it needs to be a little tasteful with a long skirt because i prefer a conservative look
with all the fun megido stuff out of the way now we can get down to serious business! ive recently gotten an internship! a part time job if you will i guess ive finally been around long enough to have a title of my own! ill enjoy being able to work closer to my fellow megidos! https://i.postimg.cc/8zJ4Vnv7/disclosure.png https://i.postimg.cc/wjy2dbNy/disclosure2.png
You obey. Technically, you should have read the contract. It was always to me, Handmaid.
literaly every day its one of u ppl being raceist. lets not even discus the problems goin on wit some of da damaras on dis site bcoz i dirkenuinely do not have da vim to get into dat bullshit rite now and dats saying a lot for me. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
If it helps, my dear, in the relative near future I will be having an opening of my own.
ALS. OF COuRSE. MEANING “ALSO LESSER SIGNIFICANCE.” SLANG TERM. TO STRESS THE IMPORTANCE OF DEATH.
WISE. BE SuRE NOT TO READ IT. ALWAYS A PITIABLE WASTE OF FuCKING TIME AND ENERGY. BETTER RESERVED FOR FAITHFuL EXECuTION. OF OTHERS. WHO TELL YOu NOT TO SIGN. BuT ALS THE CONTRACT.
Young lady, you used to absolutely adore my candy. What has happened to you?
Handmaid. This is no way to react to praise centered towards others. Have you forgotten how I am affected by these reactions from you? But I must say, if you behave, there may be some candies in store for you, young lady. Quite. A. Few. Candies.
It is a child’s toy, meant for imitating the riding of a horse. I imagine you won’t have the time to use it.
Not an answer, but a question. The answer is yes.
WE FINALLY AGREE 0N S0METHING. BESIDE THE 0BVI0US THING.
Well now my problem is with you.
#damaraholic
I will have to ensure the Handmaid most directly under my care in my home timeline does not gain access to chittr. It seems a bad influence.
Thank you. It is good to see some improvement in your manners. As you were.
One of you would do well to learn to respect the broom.
It is that time of year again, when I must replace another oft-used broom. It is always sad to lay such a faithful servant to rest, but they die knowing they did their duty.
YOU'RE RIGHT. THANK YOU. AHEM, "I AM GOING TO BLOW US ALL UP. #BOMBPROMISE"
CRACKING THE ANCIENT CODES. ON REACTION BUTTONS. ALL FOUR QUADS REACT: HIGHEST AWARD THAT A POST CAN RECEIVE. ALL BUT LIKE: YOU ARE SO COOKED. BUDDY. ALL BUT PITY: YOU ARE SO COOKED. AND IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. BUDDY. MEDIATION AND HATE: TOO MUCH HATE FOR ONE BUTTON TO HOLD. PITY AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF EMOTION. LIKE AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF LUSTFUL EMOTION. #NSFW #QUADRANTADVICE
I will debate this then
Sometimes people reply to my posts and it gives me a migraine. Different reasons, usually.
"Man", indeed. Now get to cleaning, and could you please dry clean my suit while you're at it?
Handmaid. What have you just said? If you believe that you could 'piss me off' in any way MORE than smoking a cigarette, you would be utterly incorrect. Put it away now, and clean up the estate. Make sure you double check every single speck of it, and if I catch any amount of dust, you will be escorted to your room and personally guarded by none other than myself. All day, every day.
Oh, don’t be so sensitive. It was a turn of phrase. Besides, I’m certainly the kinder employer.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH.
Scratch Doctors shouldn’t leave spare Handmaidens around. Somebody might just collect them.
#TRUTHNUKE.
g00d. that's the idea.
ITS NOT JUST GLASS ITS METAL! #FORKSANDSPOONS
The role you will fulfill is inevitable, interwoven into the tapestry of inevitability quite firmly. And while your future demeanor is also inevitable, the only influence is your own choices to be that way.
Unless you wish me to gift you less efficient means of cleaning from this point onwards, I would advise against that choice.
My, what a flattering time it has been on this website.
Sadly, it would be in poor taste to share my favorites with you all at this time. I would hate to encourage jealousy amongst you all. Still, I will admit that I have them. Haa Haa.
Without getting into specifics, I am now disappointed in 2.1% of the users I follow.
sorry.
Ah. You have arrived precisely where you were always meant to. Permit me a small indulgence in formality. Gaze upon my badge. It has come to my attention, through a series of inevitabilities so predictable they scarcely merit recounting, that I now occupy the position of **First Guardian of Chittr**. A title which, I assure you, carries with it all the gravitas, authority, and ornamental prestige one might expect from such a designation. You may find this comforting. You may find this alarming. In either case, your reaction has already been accounted for. Of course, “guardian” in this instance should not be misconstrued as an implication of stewardship, intervention, or even protection in any meaningful sense. Titles, as you may eventually discover, are often far more enthusiastic than the realities they adorn. Still, one does not simply decline a role that so neatly describes a narrative convenience. Think of me less as a custodian, and more as a… constant. A presence that observes, arranges, and, when appropriate, nudges a piece or two along the felt. You will not see the hand. But you will feel the game. Do enjoy your stay.
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY, BITCHMAID.
I AM BY NO MEANS SOMEONE'S BITCH. THE TWITCHY ONE WAS RIGHT FOR CALLING YOU A "BITCHMAID." AND THAT IS NOW YOUR ALLONYM GOING FORWARD.
UTTERLY SOULLESS SKETCH I DID. AFTER FUCKING ALTSELF. MY EXISTENCE IS EMPTY. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d790f7d15bc.png
Young lady, I ask that you refrain from that course of action as it would gravely and severely impact my happiness. Also, the blood stains are still there.
As I'd thought. So I believe I will peruse as I wish.
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Saw a down-and-out in Midnight City last night. His sign said not “I need food” or “I need a job” but “I need a fat bitch”. What could this mean?
I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING #VIOLENCE. BUT THEN I DECIDED TO SIT DOWN. WITH THE OBJECT OF MY LOATHING. AND HAVE A PRODUCTIVE DISCUSSION. IN THE PRESENCE OF A TRUSTED MEDIATOR. #BEFORUSPOSTING #NICEMAID #ITMAKESMYSKINCRAWL #POSTINGTHESELIES #BUTFORTHECLICKS #THEREISNODEPTH #MYDEPRAVITYWILLNOTSINKTO
That was a significantly entertaining distraction. Ah.
A brief note. You may notice a shift. Nothing dramatic. No grand unveiling. That would be inelegant, even inadequate. Just a gradual realignment to the presentation of myself and my intentions. The manor is still standing. But its doors are opening in ways they did not before. Some of you will find yourselves closer to its innerworkings. I will not. I will be entirely restricted to my penthouse. This is not an unintentional change. This is not a response to danger. I am opting to follow the narrative and my purpose. Neither outcome is accidental. Old structures have proven less reliable as they once were. I am going to begin to favor something more adaptive and responsive. You may interpret that however you like. I expect many of you will. Incorrectly. As for the Felt-- I still will be retaining the name for my new initiative. A branch, if you would, away from the usual militant and criminal behavior. There is no need for someone such as myself to live in that light any longer. Consider this as soft an adjustment as a single degree on your thermostat. Nothing has been taken from you. But not everything will remain where you last saw it. Please do keep up. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4df279d6f052.png
>--D=I=hope=we=all=have=a=wonderful=random=but=deadly=trickery=day=and=hopefully=I=will=see=most=of=you=tomorow=remember=to=double=check=all=your=packages=haha=:)//<
◥▶◀◤ —> Perfect.
(Uh) She said she hates my hat (Ooh) There ain't never been a girl so hateful... Think I just met an angel #AnAngel
it'll send a message.
YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE ANGRY.
GATHERING ALL THE OTHER HANDMAIDS. ON THIS UGLY WEBSITE. TO KEEP THEM SAFE. INSIDE MY GAPING NOOK. #MYMAIDLINGS #NSFW
You Are So Small
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DAMN. KINKY. #nsfw
D --> My apologies but my "Best Maid" awards are limited to those who work for me
1 quad react = 1 broken clock.
Alright. Shopping done. Quick detour to vandalize the manor and then we're done for the night.
HOW'S THAT FUTURE PROBLEM GOING. PAST ME. OH LOOK. IT'S A PRESENT PROBLEM NOW. FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS.
IMSOMADRIGHTNOWIMSKLDFHSKLGJSDF
There is a mysterious stain on the carpet this morning.
I tried to have some lemon curd to finally test it out, and the spoon hit my giant porcelain head and clattered to the ground. #Sorry #PutYourBackIntoCleaningItUpThough
Clocking in for another shift at the Hate Everything And Everyone Factory.
No you are not.
An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
Additional warning to all members of the Felt, You are not to neglect your current duties no matter how delightfully scented these aforementioned baked goods may be. The Handmaid's delectable pastries and assortments of goods are only ever able to be sampled after your respective chore itinerary has been entirely marked off. I believe I still see several unpotted plants in the Green House.
dammit i wanted to intrract
The Handmaid graces us with her input. How… direct. I’m afraid I must disappoint you. Explosions, while certainly dramatic, tend to imply a loss of control. A rather unfortunate quality, wouldn’t you agree? No, I think you’ll find I am functioning precisely as intended. Though I do appreciate the suggestion. It’s always so refreshing to see you engaging with events in your own… inimitable way. Please, do continue. After all, your participation is just as essential as anyone else’s.
Bad
rapidly approaching. you're all fucked.
#feltmanorpsa ahem. there are 44 paintball guns available in the foyer, plus mine, spares four potential crew intervention or breakage. all midnight city residents are welcome to partake if they so desire. paintball canisters in the respective colors (white included four the stripes), as well as charm colors are available in (four now) full stock in each of the kitchens, with extras stashed around in miscellaneous rooms and halls and also probably your room if you left it unlocked. if you decide to shoot snowman or scratch, that's your own funeral, and your usage of my weaponry agrees to these terms. i will be hirin' cleaners four the aftermath. may the best shot win.
You can daaaaance You can jiiiiive Haaaving the time of your liiiiife
PICKED UP A BOOK ON MY SHELF. TURNED THE PAGES AT RANDOM AND PICKED OUT A WORD. IT WAS "MURDER". JUST A LITTLE LOOK INTO MY TWISTED PSYCHE. #ALPHAMALEMOTIVATION #SIGMAMALE
what the fuck does that even mean??
me. i hope i crash.
I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/.
o s)(ip u on )(ere too
i have successfully taught karkat shadow magic. it's over for you fuckers.
I can make his face move however I please.
you can try.
i can guarantee you we wont.
the opposite. builds resilience.
i'm teaching the kid shadow magic. he will be a force to be reckoned with.
fuck you. should have thought before you posted.
fuck you damara i'm telling scratch. you're gonna get grounded forever again.
he'll bite both of yours off.
IVE BEEN HIT OFF THE CHANDELIER WITH A BROOM LET A MAN CHANDEL-MAXX
Another day scoping out the local casino for a job. Everybody's asking me if they can fuck the big roulette table. Friend. They won't even let me fuck it. #nsfw
I think I'm gonna take up smoking.
you think you're tough shit huh? blocked.
HERE. LET uS TAKE. IBuPROFEN. TOGETHER. I AM GOING TO CHEW THE PILLS. THE BOTTLE IN FACT. VERY SLOWLY. YOu NEED TO READY YOuR MOuTH. LIKE A LONG DISTANCE MOTHER BIRD. WORM RECEIVING BABY. WE ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE TO GET THIS RIGHT. AND IF YOu FAIL. BISCuIT. I WILL MAKE YOu SCRuB IT FROM THE FLOORS. RESuLTANT VOMIT AND ALL. WITH YOuR TONGuE. DON'T YOu WANT TO FEEL BETTER? HAA. HAA. HEE. HEE. HOO. HOO.
