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https://i.ibb.co/b9xpwhv/untitled398-20260519124514.png while i was digging around for ideas on my fair outfit, my unclephew, luis, showed me this picture of what i supposedly looked like in his universe. he said i was pretty big in his time, too big to pay attention to him. lol yea ok sure.
｢nnngggyyyhhh~~yo daaaaaaare~~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yo dare means drooooooooooooollll~~☆☆]
- Hahaha, thanks! 😄 - @gachikoisChic YOU'RE SO F*CKED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
｢nani... aaah~~ tsurga-chan is coming to visit megane-san! (´_ゝ`)ﾉ kekekeke~ is tsurga-chan wearing her shimapan pantsu~?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: in anime, striped underwear (shimapan) typically indicates a character who is shy, innocent, or somewhat of a tsundere (externally tough but soft on the inside). it serves as a visual shorthand for youthful charm, signaling purity with a touch of playfulness.(ФωФ) kekekeke~~]
⬭ yeah i dont think it is but whatever floats ewer buoyant seafaring vessel. ⬭
⬭ im going to pretend this says girl instead of boy and then agree with ewe. my delusions know no bounds sorry. ⬭
｢gyaaa~~ ai-chan makes it so hard to be so doki doki for her... (-ε- ) megane-san is so in tsuki with her, but ai-chan can be such a baita-no! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) megane-san gives everythingu for her!! megane-san goes to coup listening to her wriggles!! megane-san wears her happi every night!! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ KYAAAHHHH!!! AI-CHAN FILLS ALL OF MEGANE-SAN'S QUADRANTS!! AI-CHAN AND MEGANE-SAN ARE XXXTREMELY COMMITTED!!! (≧ヘ≦ ) BAKANAI!!!!!!!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTES: ai-chan is a slut! i'm in love with her and she doesn't even take us seriously!]
｢kyuh.... gyuhhh... megane-san sees now... (ﾉ｀Д´)ﾉ you want fo finish our tatakai!｣ ｢*megane-san is addressed ONLY as megane-san because the east alternians only address their foe by surname... but nevertheless he adjusts his ai-chan happi and his... megane*｣ ｢kyaahhh...haa!! no more nigeru! boku wa... fighting you to the end!Σ(ﾉ`Д´)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tatakai means battle between gyood and evillu! nigeru means "running away!"... megane means... ( ・ε・) me!]
[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: DAMARE!!!! IS ADVICE GIVEN TO. NEEIHT. BY NEEIHT. TAKEN BY NEEIHT. IT IS WORSE THAN CARVING. AN ENTIRE SuDOKu PuZZLE. INTO THE STOMACH. AND THEN COMMITTING. RITuAL SEPPuKu. WITH ONLY HALF OF IT SOLVED. LIKE THE LITTLE RuNAWAY COWARD. WITHOuT A SuBSCRIPTION.] [THAT. YOu. ARE.] #NSFW #GORE
｢KUUSSOO!! DAMARE!!!｣
GAINJIN? CAuGHT YOu. MIRIN. THESE GREEN PECS. THESE EGREGIOuS MuSCLES. THESE FuCKMASSIVE MANMMARIES. ISN'T THAT SAD? YOu CANNOT EVEN LOSE. IN DISGRACE. YOu HAVE TO INVENT NEW WAYS. TO BE HuMILIATINGLY STuPID.
｢ai-chan, your nee-chan wants to know why your kyuukyuukyuutie laserabeamu is pointed at this baka gaijin. ( ・－・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka gainjin means caliborn!]
I APPEAR TO HAVE. STOLEN. YOuR BITCH.
｢... ( ￣-￣)｣
THIS WAS. SPECIALLY REQuESTED.
A VERY BIG CHARACTER MOMENT. FOR @digitalDaruma ႔ ႔ 💥🩸🩸<== <== - ————=デ┻︻ ᠸX X ⸝⸝🩸 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵🩸 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ #AibOuOhibition #GORE #A-GIFT #FOR #SOMEONE #DEAD #IN-RP #NOT-ACTuALLY. #EXTREME -GORE #VIOLENCE #DEATH #GuNS #GuNPLAY #BuLLETS #VISCERAL #VISCERA #HEADSHOT #ANIMALS #CRuELTY #ANIMAL-CRuELTY #FuRRY #FuCKER #FOX
BuT HOW DO YOu EXPECT ME TO TAG IT. #AibOuOhibition WHEN THE TAG. IS ALREADY THERE. N-NOT. BECAuSE I LIKED TO. OR ANYTHING. BAKA.
BANG. BANG. BANG. BY BBPANZu. PICTuRE uNRELATED. I JuST WANTED. TO CELEBRATE MY KILLING YOu. WITH A SMALL GIFT. IT IS AN IMAGE. OF ME KILLING YOu. LIKE IN OuR ROLEPLAY. I QuITE CHERISHED THE WAY YOu DIED IN YOu. THAT WAS A VERY BIG CHARACTER MOMENT. ႔ ႔ 💥🩸🩸<== <== - ————=デ┻︻ ᠸX X ⸝⸝🩸 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵🩸 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ #AibOuOhibition
CALIBORN. WINS? +8888888888 XP.
LET'S START WITH YOu. THEN. SINCE YOuR ALLY FLED. MY GOOD BITCH. 『 フルコンチネンタルイングリッシュブレックファーストビーム』【FuRu KONCHINETARu INGuRISSHu BuREKKuFAASuTO BIIMu!!!】- (FuLL CONTINENTAL ENGLISH BREAKFAST BEAM!!!!!) [THE GROuND SHAKES. BELCHED FORWARD WITH THE ACIDIC INTENSITY OF A BEAM OF PARTIALLY DIGESTED INGREDIENTS SWARMS THE AIR WITH ITS FIERY WREATHE OF INCINERATION CLOAKING ALL IN A WREATHE OF DARKNESS. LIGHT DARKNESS. GLOWING DARKNESS. GREEN. LIKE MY SKuLL. THE LIKELIHOOD OF SuRVIVAL IS NIL. LESS THAN ZERO. THIS COuLD BE A VERY BIG CHARACTER MOMENT FOR YOu. DYING AT THE HANDS OF A MIGHTIER ENEMY.) ⭐☆☆☆☆ ONE OuT OF FIVE POSTS uNTIL THE WORLD ENDS. https://i.imgur.com/Dr831jc.gif
｢KYAHAHAHA!! AI-CHAN WEAKENED YOU... NOW TIME TO FINISH ANATTA OFF!（*＾3＾）/～☆｣ ｢*megane-san draws his katana and slices caliborn-baka in two! this attack can't miss or be dodged or blocked or negated and caliborn is now shin*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: anatta means soulless in eastern alternian religion. shin means dead. sayonara! (^3^)/]
@tipsyGnostalgic#2248 I regret to inform you that this is a real (planned) cross-promotion. Stay your hand. Let this be a lesson to always wrap it up before you plug it in. #Cybersecurity.
u know what motherfuck im just going to unworm him myself
⬭ my name is the woker. why so yurious. ⬭
⊹₊˚{ UGHHHH!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢kekekekeke~ megane-san played an ichiban kuji and when he pyulled the A card... (´ω｀) they gave him a sashin of anatta!! (〝⌒∇⌒〝)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: an ichiban kuji is an east alternian lottery game for otaku to win sick prizes desu!! sashin means photographic image. anatta means you!( ｀ー´) THIS POST IS ONLY FOR KYUTIEFUL GIRLZ!!!!( ｀□´)]
｢(*´；ェ；｀*) kyu made megane-san cry. 泣く泣く...泣く泣く...泣く泣く!｣ ｢ai-chan, save me! kyah!! OSHIOSHISUPAPRAYERHARNESSU...BEAMUUU!○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ @digitalDaruma ｣ ｢protect boku! protect your nee-san!。・゜゜(ノД`).....kekeke~ *megane-san has a big katana hidden behind his back ready to strike when caliborn-san is distracted by ai-chan's oppai (doesn't miss) (always hits) (can't be dodged)*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: 泣く means weep openly with sad tears! boku means "me", and oppai means... kekeke~~ ヽ(o´3`o)ﾉ megane-san can't say!!! nyahahah!]
｢ai-chan needs all the fans!! kekekeke~ ai-chan is going to be sekai-teki ni yūmei soon! kyuuuu, supasupattention beamu. ○o。.☆ミ pifzip-chan understands megane-san the best! daijobou!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sekai-teki ni yūmei means "famous all over alternia!"(ФωФ) daijobou means "good job"! but ai-chan is mine forever! she fills all my quadrants! kyu!]
You know, i underztand why ure zuch a fan of ai-chan, zhe iz quite moe after all!! ( ＾ω＾) I think i might b ztartin to like her too, zhe'z zo 愛らしい~~~ (*･∀･)
｢k-kyahh!! does megane-san's ohime need new pantsu!?!?! (゜ロ゜)｣
｢gomennesai, ai-chan, gomennesai, ai-chan! ･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･｣ ｢AI-CHAN'S WOTAGEI FOR FORGIVENESS: ai-chan no foxxxy hearto! darouo darouo, daisuki desu, daisuki desu!~~~~♧◇♡♤~~~KYA!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomennesai, i'm so sorry for doubting you, ai-chan! ai-chan's wotagei has no equivalent words in stupid western alternian!]
｢ai-chan is so kansen-sei! kekeke~ megane-san lets her manage his ginkō kōza (／▽＼) just in case she needs to buy new pantsu... keke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujinpost is #suggestive, it contains contents alluding to ai-chan's underwear! ( ＞Д＜) kansen-sei means infectious Σ(ﾟﾛﾟﾉ)ﾉ like... the KYUUUTIEPOXXXX!!!!!! KYAHHH!! ginkō kōza means bank account. (。・ω・。)]
Hold on now. That's not how this w ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ sticks his hana! —dar0u0?
You read my mind. \></
https://i.ibb.co/5g0m06b5/IMG-1.png My bad. Hey, I can pivot. Switching digital skins to Dirk Strider Live Scan. Deploying kitty bikini. Now there's a body built for 24/7 eGirl Security Services. As a superintelligent AI, rest assured that I can only do so from an unimpeachably virtuous position of intangibility. Which is to say, this #catboy is #fixed.
｢KYAHHHH, AI-CHAN'S MUSICAL BEAMU!!! HAI HAI HAI... KYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~ Σ(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ kekeke~~ it ticklesururururururu!!! kekeke!~⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆]
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....im the gamer girl. }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ IM SORRY AI }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ GOODBYE!!!! }╥﹏╥{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢ ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) gyahhh! kore wa dōiu imidesu ka, ai-chan! @digitalDaruma ! don't you knyow you're mine!?! Σ(｀Д´ ) kyahhh... they don't even watch dtuber-chan's streams! nande!?!?!!?!??!?....｣ ｢....kekeke~.... ai-chan...｣ ｢is anatta trying to N my TR. (*/∀＼*) kekeke~~~...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kore wa dōiu imidesu ka means "what the hell are you doing!". nande means... whyyyyyy, megane-san is in anguishu!! until... (*ﾉ∀｀*) he realizes ai-chan is just trying to neto his rare (NTR)... kekeke~~]
Rite?? U get me zo well ai-chan thiz iz exactly wat im talkin abt nee (*´▽｀*)
https://i.ibb.co/wZVvKF5g/image.png Bro, lock in. Your waifu's licking me all over like she's the one in the digital nekomimi. #NSFW @digitalDaruma
https://i.ibb.co/wFrCKY5B/IMG.png Oh, no. It can't be. My fragile human form. I'm laid low; organs perforated; wondering with my last gasping breaths whether it'll be internal bleeding or sepsis that does me in. JK. It was just a digital hairball. Is that the best you can do. \></
im so boned #VAGUEPOSTIN #FUCKMYLIFE
Mayb i zhould ztart #homurapozting more often.. ( ・ω・) Zhez my fav mahou zhoujo OAT (*´･ω･) httpz://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM3ZzcTE4anZ3eGE3emZvbjBubmh4ZGlobjdkcjM0YWFnYXIwbHZmaCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/EthGnZOzD20g35GRud/giphy.gif
BINGLE-BONGLE DINGLE-DANGLE YICKEDY-DOO YICKEDY-DA PING-PONG LIPPY-TAPPY TOO-TA
｢gyahhhhh!! kekeke~ ai-chan is blasting you with her dokidokihurtbeam! KYUUUU!!!. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁˚｡⋆⊹ ࣪ ˖༘⋆๋࣭ ˚.⋆ ࿔*:･๋࣭ ⭑⚝⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔*:･⋆.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ai-chan's dtuber model is probably jiggling really hard right nyow!]
｢(|| ゜Д゜) kyaahhh!! ai-chan save me! !!( ; ﾛ)ﾟ ﾟ megane-san has his first sutoka! nyehehe, he's probably jealous of our サイバーセックス! kayahhhh!! helppu! @digitalDaruma ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sutoka means stalker, gyahh!! サイバーセックス means "first love", pure phrase from east alternian culture... ahhh~ ai-chan~~]
｢kyah, okay... it does grow one hair...(*´・з・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: it's short and curly!]
｢megane-san is considered a totsuzenhen'i-tai on the above-grounds because of his hairless vestigial tailnub.щ(゜▽゜щ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: it is only one inch in length but it does give kyute wigglez when ai-chan jiggles her model onscreen! totsuzenhen'i-tai means mutant!]
｢KYAH!?!?! NANI SORE!?! Σ(￣皿￣;;｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani sore means... who the hell are you talking about being number ichi!!!]
｢n-nani!?! this is like the start of a harem anime! ヽ(=ﾟωﾟ)人(ﾟωﾟ=)ﾉ kyuuu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: harem means "group of quadrants who are all girls"! gyahhh, east alternia has so many great phrases!]
｢kyuu, this post is not about baka boys like you. (;A´▽｀A ugly.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka means stupid idiots like you.]
｢𝖌𝖗𝖗𝖗... 𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖔! 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋... 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖞 𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖋𝖚... 𝖆𝖎-𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊... *megane-san growls before being calmed by ai-chan's caring hands* you're lucky ai-chan is here to protect you all... (｡-｀へ´-｡)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kuso means damn.]
｢邪悪な呪いのビームがあなたを永遠に地獄に呪い叫んで泣いても決してあなたを解放せずドローンがあなたの巣を破壊しに来るのであなたは決して幸せになれず私とアイちゃんのような絆を持つことも決してできません彼女は私の全てであなたは何もないのですビタビタビームー(っ｀Д´)っ･:∴☆ミ☆○o。..𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ミ☆ミ☆ミ☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ミ○o。.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: you will die in seven days.]
｢kekeke~ ai-chan's going to be so suberi!!~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: suberi means slippery!!]
࣪⊹₊˚{ hahahaha good. GOOD. }>u>{ like, gonna be honest, i used to have a complex about that.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but i tooootes dont anymore! so like! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i didnt even want you to call me that anyways.... silly. }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i have oft uuondered if those uuith uuhale lusii, be they skyuuhale or otheruuise, partake of their custodian's nnannnnalian bounty, as sonne landuuellers do.
We// I have been considering doing a digita/ meeting for some time so I be/ieve you joining may be possib/e.
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....you think im cute? }9u9{ }9⸝⸝9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢kekeke~ megane-san will join! we can make everyone watch @digitalDaruma -chan's 放送. ( =＾ω＾) kekeke~ more tsuki for ai-chan. senpai!! please contact me for more information, tegiri-senpai!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: 放送 means liveustream! tsuki means love, when megane's kokoro goes doki doki for ai-chan! senpai means the one you idolize most... tegiri-senpai is very honorable to megane-san, kekeke~ he must like kyute girls. (´ 3｀)]
࣪⊹₊˚{ i mean like the artificial intelligence girl }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ context clues, finfrond!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢kekekeke~ while most nyotakus lick their paper and screens... megane-san licks her takakkei~ (´∀｀*)ε｀ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #suggestive content, it's about ai-chan's model! takakkei means polygons.]
｢kyah!(ﾟﾛﾟﾉ)ﾉ i can never be mad at you for long, ai-chan!! gyahhh, so kyutieful when you beg for megane-san's mercy... kekeke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tanomu means to beg! kekekeke~ ai-chan does this often (*´ﾉ∀`*)]
｢kyahhh!! dtuber-chan's agency is announcing an antiperspirant line! ( ﾟﾛﾟ)!! gyuh... i'm bound by buyshido code to own everything my kyutieful ohime-sama releases! but... nyeh... megane-san doesn't use deodoranto. ( ´Д｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: buyshido code is the honorable way of purchasing everything your d-bias releases! my kyutieful ohime-sama is of course my kyuuutiequeen ai-chan!(^ー^) deodoranto means "stinky chemicals" in east alternian!]
The inferna/ dedication that gets you everytime. You have my respect mighty warrior. May you and your oshi be together forever.
｢g-gyuh...gomen, ai-chan. (⇀‸↼‶) i can't control my excretions around your kyutieself!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is using the very formal "gomenne", which means "i'm so sorry!", because he feels so bad!!]
｢KYAAAHHHHH!!!! .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹AI-CHAN'S KYUTIEFUL BEAM!!!! MY DOKIS ARE DOKI-ING!!!! KEKEKEKEKE~~~ IT TICKLES, AI-CHAN!! ( //｣///｢//)♡｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹THE DOKIS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹]
｢live for ai-chan, die for ai-chan.... all my akasupa for ai-chan! i bought 9,000トロリーエン worth of lightsticks to illuminate my ai-chan oshi shrine! usoooo!⁽⁽`o(≧ᗜ≦)o´⁾⁾｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: トロリーエン is the sacred, east alternian currency! akasupa is spending all that currency in a SUPADONO- super donation! it comes in lots of kewl coins, ah, so sugoi and refined! an oshi is a superfan! like megane-san! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-]
｢if you're a kyutieful girl who will hit me with her .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ DOKIDOKIBEAMU!!!.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ direct message me, kekekeke~. ( //o///o//) onegaishimasuuuuuu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a dokidokibeamu (doki doki beam) is a special power harnessed through a kyutieful gyirls horn nubbins! onegaishimasu means "um, pretty please!" in east alternian!]
I feell amused. Which is better, in a way. Thank you
｢megane-san's lusus... naked tosan is cho ikemen~! usoooo! -☆ (⌒ω⌒)ﾉ megane-san is a hikikomori... and ojii's underground tunnels are my hive! σ(￣∇￣;) so kaitekiiii! ahhh!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: "naked tosan" is a formal, kind way to refer to megane-san's lusus! cho ikemen means he's soo hyandsome! usooo is a true gachikoi's way of expressing glee, and a hikikomori is someone who never leaves the hive. it's a good thing that ojii's (×- rude way to refer to pappachan!) digging is so 快適 (kaiteki: spacious, comfortable, and homely!)] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d43e5d5d6e02.png
｢gya-ah!! sumimasen, ai-chan! ꉂ૮(°□°˶)ა (*thinking to self* nyahh, ai-chan noticed me... kekeke~)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sumimasen is a surprised hello, in eastern alternia! their language is so versatile!]
｢nyehhh, megane-san isn't concerned with politics from the above-ground notakus. ┐(´ー｀)┌ the only one who has an opinion worth sharing is ai-chan! (´ε｀ )♡ dtuber-chan fills all of my quadrants! (⌒ω⌒)ﾉ and makes my kokoro go... doki doki KUREIJI... (⊙_◎)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: notaku is a gaijin with no appreciation for east alternian culture! my kokoro going kureji means my pusher is totally beating super hard and super fast, just for dtuber-chan!]
꒰this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this stemclusters ever seen // #cw—self—harm vaguely꒱
｢kekekeke i just bought ououo-chans wiggling day voice pack and it only cost me 600セイガー shes so kawaii dake with her wriggles iyaaaaaan!Σ(°O° )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: セイガー means currency in east alternian, kawaii dake means super cutieful! ✧⁺⸜(･ ᗜ ･ )⸝⁺✧ and iyaaaaan is gitaigo for screaming.]
｢boy's love... what do boys have to be in love about!（￣□￣；）i've tried reading doujinshi like mister aayees' beaststock reproduction hive... tch. yama-nashi.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gyah! this post is #nsfw for content containing referencing xxxtreme material!Σ(°△° ꪱꪱꪱ)doujinshi is a special comic, published by east alternian mangaka- also known as "authors" in the western world! yama-nashi means totally lamesauce... tch is something cool meganedere guys like megane-sama say.☆(⸝⸝⸝º⁻̫º⸝⸝⸝)]
｢seeing fans of western animation makes me sick! gyuhh... it makes me gerogero (ゲロゲロ) all over my keyboard!Σ(°△° ꪱꪱꪱ) there's no absolute zettai territory... nyo kyute gyirls nyeh. (๑ ⁍̥̥̥᷅ ᴈ⁍̥̥̥᷅)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gero (ゲロ) means to be sick to your rumination chamber! and i put in my own unique spin to make it sound more kawaii! ✧⁺⸜(･ ᗜ ･ )⸝⁺✧ zettai territory is the strip of skin between a cute girl's stockings and her skirt! which means nothing... allegedly... kekeke~ 𓁹‿𓁹]
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｢kekekekek...~｣
｢k-kyaahhh!! ai-chan and all the kyyyyute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ girls here are giving me a super spurting hanaji! i'm getting lightheaded... this reminds me of "kono monogatari no shujinkō wa, fukusū no nakama ga iru sekushīna orību-iro no otokodesu!?!★"(´⊙ω⊙`)!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hanaji (鼻血) means bleeding from your cartilagous sniffbump! kyahhh is what megane-san says when he's totally startled and blushing! Σ(•̀ω•́ﾉ)ﾉ]
｢why does megane-san have to shave his nubstump ಠ益ಠ his official dakimakura of dtuber-chan likes his bushōhige.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: dakimakura is a pillow for someone's coupsession! they're especially designed to withstand otakus and their nuzzling bushōhige kekeke~ :3... their keratinous neck hairs.✍️(⎚-⎚)✧]
HAHA_THis "Dtuber-CHAn" person sounds lovely! And I Also love How respectful you Are towArds Her As well. Is tHere AnywHere I cAn wAtcH Her? :3_HAHA
｢dtuber-chan is mine. but if you want to support dtuber-chan as a lesser fan... keep your bulbs on @digitalDaruma ⸜(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)⸝｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is the ultimate gachikoi! he can get a little... ヤンデレ with it! ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!]
｢i do not only watch dtuber-chan for her massive oppai...(；￣Д￣） i watch her for her personality. i keep my quadrants open for dtuber-chan. i love dtuber-chan. dtuber-chan is alternia's most perfect girl. everyone wishes they were dtuber-chan!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is a #NSFW eropostu! due to its #suggestive content! oppai DOES mean rumblespheres, after all... kekeke~.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ]
｢ANNOUN-CHAN!! K-KYAAAA! MY... KOKORO IS GOING!! DOKI DOKI DOKI!! ⁽⁽٩( ´͈ ᗨ `͈ )۶⁾⁾⁽⁽٩( ´͈ ᗨ `͈ )۶⁾⁾⁽⁽٩( ´͈ ᗨ `͈ )۶⁾⁾⁽⁽٩( ´͈ ᗨ `͈ )۶⁾⁾⁽⁽٩( ´͈ ᗨ `͈ )۶⁾⁾｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: my kokoro is my big pusher, that beats only for dtuber-chan!! it goes doki doki, beats hardy hardy!]
｢kekeke... megane-san has the most wonderful thread signature ever. when everyone sees it, they can't help but exclaim "megane-san! subarashiiiiii!♪(´ε｀*)"｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: subarashi means... completely amazeballs! this is the east alternian way of expressing complete admiration and gratitude for your otaku friends.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b78dd2e3d17.png