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*insert clever joke about sword dicks or whatever the hell this current joke is.* #nsfw

I'm not interested in any romantic advances going forward because currently I am in a relationship as expected. We are both aware of our own certain needs however so I will still be open to hookups to anyone interested. Of course, this is not an invitation to any women to come over without anything, I am still a person and expect to be treated as such. Just keep this in mind going forward if you ever want to fuck around with me. #nsfw

Kult: +15
Total: 15

I am gods strongest switch, meaning that if I'm topping I'm being borderline abusive and if I'm bottom I'm expecting to be treated as delicate as possible. Though, if I like you enough I suppose I can change things a tad. #nsfw

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

Had a chocking match with this girl where we both strangled each other until the other passed out, ten out of ten would do again. #nsfw #violence

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

@thrivingGarland Smash, If I were the type of person to go off of only looks I think that I would probably have the same answer but I enjoyed the way you answered the questions, they seemed very genuine and sweet. As for what you're into I wouldn't mind praising you, you're into it and as stated previously I do find you quite attractive. I Think that aside from that I wouldn't mind feeling your skin on mine as your fangs nipped against a part of my skin tearing it open and taking a sip to satiate your hunger. I think you would make for a good night to spend together. https://docs.google.com/fo...Read more

Kult: +10
Total: 10

@karmaDagger Pass I don't know you the best in the world but you've been rather nice to me as I've talked with you on here even if our interactions have been brief, As much as I would love to have a night with you I just don't think that we are exactly what I would call the most compatible. You seem to be a very nice person when it gets down to the specifics and I wouldn't mind talking with you about things going forward and that time that you lent me your blood was nice for the night that I had it. However I don't really see us continuing that in any other higher quality way. Hypothetically und...Read more

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Hello there You all know me probably as one of many roses on the timeline who shows up occasionally to either ruin or enlighten your day depending on the person. I have been a little curious as of late and saw everyone else doing smash or pass and thought I would do something a little more refined. Attached I have a form where I would like whoever wishes to know my rating on them in a sexual manner to submit form below. I will be going in detail on everyone who submits a form not just a simple smash or pass in response. I intend to go on the reasons on why I would like to smash or pass you and ...Read more

Kult: +10
Total: 10

How long has it been since I've had sex with actual emotional connection behind it and not just for a quick fuck? #nsfw

Kult: +16
Total: 16

Jinx had a point, Smash or pass Comment below and I will let you know what I think with some detail and perhaps what quadrant if I'm feeling it. #nsfw #smashorpass

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

Need to do some more gay shit tonight. #nsfw

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Genuinely just going at it until my fingers go numb. #hornyposting #nsfw

Kult: +22
Total: 22

Everything sucks, I am going back to bed and probably am planning on going through my lists of contacts for a last minute hookup. #nsfw

Kult: +4
Total: 4

A bit of self love after a long week #nsfw #tentacles β €β € β €β € β € β €β € β €β € β €

Kult: +40
Total: 40

If I manage to get to 10k kult on here before the day is out I think in honor of pride month I will try to hook up with as many women as possible today and then rank them all in a tier list after the fact. What do you all think of this idea? #nsfw

Kult: +49
Total: 49

Are we finished being horny on a Monday morning finally? #nsfw (?)

Kult: +7
Total: 7

My back is incredibly sore, I did some stupid things last night and I can barely feel it. Probably shouldn't have called them both if I am being honest but alas I don't regret it. #suggestive #nsfw (probably)

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Here, happy Yuri day and all that. I'm a bit too lazy to be creative right now so this is the best you are getting. #nsfw #yuriday β €β € β €β € β € β €β € β €β € β €

Kult: +40
Total: 40

I keep screwing up flirting, I'm half tempted to just post my breasts on the timeline and then just go from there. #nsfw #yuriday

Kult: +14
Total: 14

The line between love and lust is so thin in some cases. Sometimes I will see someone who I think I love everything about them. But then after I have them I realized that I don't truly love them only caring about the heat their body provides the warmth. The closeness of them...it is something I hold truly divine. #nsfw

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Personally, from experience I prefer it when my partner is louder. On average I hate loud noises and find people making them even more insufferable. I am unsure why the atmosphere of another's sensual touch so adamantly changes me on the manner but I believe it is due to just the beauty of hearing them. Whether I am the one in control making their voice rise in volume or they are the one in control actively making my own volume increase. Or even both of us pushing back and fourth for dominance it really does not matter. I think that I just enjoy hearing people at their weakest, their most vuln...Read more

Kult: +17
Total: 17

I need a woman to beat me within an inch of my life. #nsfw #violence

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00

Am I overthinking this, I've had sex before, a lot so why am I nervous over this one particular time. #nsfw #vagueposting

Kult: +14
Total: 14

Please ignore my post last night about the fictional character I was thirsting over, not my proudest moment. #nsfw

Kult: +4
Total: 4

As someone who stopped playing overwatch a while ago and most likely won't get back in I have a remark to make about the newest addition. Shion, oh my gods how in the nine hells did they make a character so attractive, she could abuse me to the point of me being unable to breath properly and I would thank her. I genuinely do not care if she is a robot machine or whatever, I need her to absolutely destroy me against every piece of furniture and everything in the house. Ahem Apologies, I'm high right now. https://i.postimg.cc/90t08z49/Screenshot-20260618-020644.png #nsfw

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

To continue on the legacy of her as she is not here and also I am genuinely just looking for an excuse to post anything to distract from my shattered ribcage. Girlbulge #nsfw #Girlbulge

Kult: +22
Total: 22

Out of boredom and such I am doing the tride and true old reliable smash or pass. Comment below for a rating, ladies are the only ones who have a chance if you haven't noticed the badge on wearing. #nsfw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I'm honestly surprised that so many people went through with intercourse on the beach, Even in my incredibly intoxicated stupor I still had the mental capacity to go to someone else's house. Tell me why my drunken self may actually be smarter than half of everyone on here. #meenradiabeach #nsfw #substance

Kult: +24
Total: 24

Well I am running out of ideas so back to old reliable. Posting nudes. #nsfw #tentacles https://i.postimg.cc/bNqLqh86/sample-121f15c2fe603096b7aa0907b8412d69.jpg #nsfw #tentacles

Kult: +35
Total: 35

Tendrils slowly tightening around your partners neck as they gasp for air desperately clawing away at them whilst I hold them down they fight back for power pushing me down as their airway gets thinner and thinner. They pin me down a match of pure stamina who will win? Who will tap out first? This hand down has to be one of my favorite experiences, thank you to my partner for allowing me to retell a part of our night. #nsfw #tentacles #chocking

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

If im going to keep avoiding my therapy, I should probably take advantage of this abusive personality I've fostered. I should hook up with more women. #nsfw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Genuine question, I understand the tendrils feel nice and truthful don't blame people for the taste as I am one of you filthy degenerates myself. I don't understand why people feel the need to caress them however...yes they are sensitive however I would appreciate it if you could hold off because I don't exactly appreciate having my body feel as if it's being sensually caressed all over. I like to at least be able to form a coherent though while we are doing the deed. #nsfw #tentacles

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

Artists rendition of one of my nudes, the painter wished not to share identity. Do whatever it is you all do with it. #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/MHTwQXC9/Screenshot-20260608-165201.png

Kult: +35
Total: 35

Diversion tactic, post nudes on the dash to ignore the font https://i.postimg.cc/GmxvFsrW/1cff804326b96f02fd573f372f88133b.jpg Also ladies, I am not doing anything tonight. #nsfw

Kult: +25
Total: 25

All alone in my bedroom With the lights turned down and my roommate gone I know it's over, still, I cling on 'Cause I'm my own right-hand girl And I don't need anyone But sometimes, I miss your stupid face And your taste, and your smoking gun It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs Oh-oh-oh, I can't help if thinking about it only makes me cry It keeps me wet, you know you keep me wet 'Til I run dry #nsfw #lyricposting

Kult: +15
Total: 15

For those wanting a bit more of an in depth analysis of my unique Eldritch biology I don't mind sharing photos, unfortunately you cannot cut me open and analyze that way. So I suppose this will have to do then. https://i.postimg.cc/JhGmMhCC/Screenshot-20260605-020106.png #nsfw

Kult: +15
Total: 15

She sent me this with no context. #nsfw #vaugeposting https://i.postimg.cc/4nkcSn9r/Screenshot-20260603-084321.png

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I'm in a mood this morning. Not a very serious one but still. #nsfw technically https://i.postimg.cc/02JVQw5Y/Screenshot-20260603-081054.png

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00

How do tell her that you think she is very cute and sweet and love her however you will not let her stack doughnuts on it. #nsfw

Kult: +4
Total: 4

Pride month is here I have to hook up with as many women as possible before the month is out. No I don't care if that's pathetic. #nsfw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Wow I love Women. #nsfw

Kult: +15
Total: 15

No sleep tonight for you Better chug that Mountain Dew Get your ass in gear Make this whole town disappear Slap me, pull my hair Touch me there and there and there And no more talkin' Love this dead girl walkin' Woah, woah, hey, hey, wait, wait Love this dead girl walkin' Woah, woah, hey, hey, wait, wait Love this dead girl, yeah, yeah, yeah, ow #nsfw #lyricposting

Something something make me bleed out while kissing me. #gore #nsfw

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Posting my new chocker for no particular reason. https://i.postimg.cc/5y0C9fqX/Screenshot-20260529-173053-2.jpg #suggestive #nsfw (maybe)

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50

Tentacleplay #nsfw

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

As previously stated my tentacles are sensitive so please keep your hands to yourself. I may be adjusted to more rough treatment on them but more...sensual feelings get them riled up. I'm sure you would not like to anger a mass of tendrils I'm sure it would not be beneficial for anyone involved. #suggestive #nsfw

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

This question comes from @bummelBoogie "oka7 so 7ou didn't let nepeta sta(k an7 donuts on your tenta(les but (an i?" I take it back there is such a thing as a bad question. And no I will not let you stack them on my tendrils, they are recovering from a trimming right now currently and will need revive before they do anything that requires a decent amount of energy... Like stacking doughnuts on them. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSchTlh7-4cqLIR5ZGXBZZlXnWTmQO9TXkAumgtl1JLUfWAbzQ/viewform?usp=publish-editor #nsfw kinda

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

Looking someone to share a drink with and probably more of of course your down for it. And to be straightforward, I am implying intercourse if you are actually up for it, either way drinking is a must. #nsfw #substance

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I can only "Go fuck myself" so many times. I have already done so in more ways than one do please tell me something else to do with my time. #nsfw #selfcest (technically) #tentacles if that needs tagged

Kult: +7
Total: 7

I apologize my horny posting broke the site. #nsfw

Kult: +22
Total: 22

Desperately need someone to praise me whilst my tendrils explore their body every crevice and part of them as I get to feel how truthful district they are. #nsfw

Kult: +47
Total: 47