♠ hated by @ephemeralMinx
★彡 [jUst h@d @ mOthErfUccEr tEll mE jUgglIn @In't In nO mOrE. whO thE fUcc Is thEY tO tEll @ brOthEr lIkE mE th@t. nOw I gOt blUE @ll Ov@ mY cO@t n shIt.] 彡★
Eugh, got some disgusting teal blood on my cape after culling those useless landlubbers, cod I need a drink of vwhisky. #Implied-culling #substance
꧁⎝ Ma dissentas are doin well in life it seems. Dat's good Ah love dat fa dem. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Dey be callin ma lil babies 'pets' but dey mo' like kin ta me long as Ah had 'em an' sweet as dey are. Jes don't even feel right callin dem horrorterrors cause dey too cute fa allat. ⎠꧂
whats the point of possessiveness. all things die and rot even with as much care as you can give them
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And thus ſhe ſpoke: Haha, wench, wherefore doſt thou expreſs ſuch diſdain? Could it be, that where my nook doth pop moſt ſorely, thine doth not?
No Thank You
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @ephemeralminx "you're So Much Nicer Like This." ahhh, Yeah, Probably. An Absent Nod That Makes Your Head Swim. He's Always Saying Stuff Like This. More Stuff. He Talks So Muuuuch. You Think You Used To Hate It? Maybe You Still Do. But His Voice Fills This Block That's Become Your Entire World, And Goddd, It's So Good To Hear Anyone. you're So Lonely. and He's Here. "are You Listening?" another Nod. Your Mouth Opens To Answer, But Nothing Comes Out Save A Sigh. That's Fine. While Magnum Only Complained About Your Voice Sometimes, Jaeden Has Always Detested It. You Try So Hard To Keep It Down. He Grasps Your Upper Arm In One Hand, The Other Pulling And Twisting To Disengage Your Prosthetic. "... Christ, You're Already Gone." That Silky Voice That You Were So Desperate To Hear Is Dripping With Disdain. ... It Still Sounds So, So Good. It's So Quiet Here. "whatever. Just Try To Show A Little Life." a Little Life? A Little. Life, Yeah, You Need To Wake Up Some More So It's Good. Because If It's Not, Then then Maybe He Won't Want You Anymore. that Is A Thought. perhaps Then He Would Guide You Tenderly Into That Shallow Grave. Let Your Broken Body Sink Into Magnum's, Melting Together Just As You Were Meant To. more Likely, He Will Simply Dump You Into The Ocean To Spite You Both. your Stomach Clenches. Your Pumper Stutters. The Wandering Of Your Mind Naturally Leads You Where You Should Not Go But Want So Desperately. Even Through The Haze, The Fantasy Makes Your Throat Burn And Your Eyes Ache. No, You Can't Do This. your Arm Lifts--or It Would, Were It Still Attached. The Truncated Nub Of Your Upper Arm Rises Instead, Wanting To Put Your Hand On His. "jaeden..." So Very Careful. Tuning Your Voice To The Frequency That He Prefers, Soft And Low. "jaeden, More Please?" "oh, My Poor Thing." It's A Mockery Of Tenderness, You Know This. But This Is All You Have, And You Let The Sound Soothe Your Broken Body Like A Warm Bath. he Gives You More. He Always Does, When You Ask So Sweetly. When You Have No Demands. when You Need It. because This Is Care. #cw-abuse #substance #death 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 So Wrong ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
꧁⎝ How yall doin dis lovely night a day? ⎠꧂
｢itadakimasu, paku-ai! (∩´∀｀)∩ eat up and get strong, these furaidopoteto aren't going to get nommed without kyu!｣ ｢ah? eto? (*￣ー￣) you don't recognize who the wittle wiggles is?｣ ｢nyaha! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ keen eye, audience-chan! that's kyogie, megane and ai-chan's wiggler, of course. ＼(^_^)／｣ ｢....｣ ｢keh, okie. (;￣ー￣) so she isn't real. yare yare, who cares? megane likes to play pretend sometimes.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itadakimasu (we are truly blessed for this meal!), tonight we're eating furaidopoteto! this is an ancient east alternian food, cultivated high in the mountains and shared with all residences! (´ε ｀ ) keke, the name literally means fried root orb, don't you know?]
But, ſoft! What light through yonder poſer breaks? #EpicRapBattleſOfAltertnia
[WHY DID GATZBY HATE THAT I$ HE JEALOU$]
[@BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN LETME IN THAT FU#KING #ABIENT]
your-caste? ♥:-lowblood ♠:-midblood ♦:-highblood ♣:-off-color/other
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｢anata wa undo o shimasu ka? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: d-d-do you work out!?! (///∇///)]
｢gaijin always say that they want yandere matesprits... keh... (￢_￢)｣ ｢okie, baka. (￢∀￢) let's say that you DID manage to fend off her kyutie kyutie suki attacks on your other quadrantus... ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌ nyeh, kyu would crumble under the weight of her wuvvins and kyuddles.｣ ｢\(￣ー￣)/ and then megane would steal her...｣ ｢all for himself! kyahaha!!! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a yandere is an east alternian dere type that involves a lover who is truly devoted to her senpai! she'll do anything for him, even kill competitors and his other quadrants! super super grotesque girl romance, kyaahhhh!!! ﾟ+.ﾟ(´▽`人)ﾟ+.ﾟ baka means STUPID... gyuh, stupid westerners always think they know the way to a girl's kokoro! it makes megane sick! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) suki means love.]
꧁⎝ Ah seem ta have a type in ma choice of company. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah'm jes happy an' showin support fa you, shè. Hope ya have mo' good nights. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah jes don't believe Ah have any toxic traits. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ma toxic trait? Da venom in ma fins. kkkk ⎠꧂
｢keh... (ФωФ) of course megane-san deserves the whole korekushon!!! (*´ﾉ∀`*) kekekeke... who else will keep her company~?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) korekushon means collection in east alternian! ＼(^-^)／ korekushon is the east alternian art of gathering images, figures, and paraphernalia of your waifu, husbando, or kamioshi! (*≧ω≦) kekeke, as a true east alternian at heart, megane of course practices this sacred tradition! ( 〃▽〃)]
⚓︎ ༄hate༄er im gonna go play a ༄ideo game
[I'M GONNA GO FU#KING KILL MY$ELF ILL BE RIGHT BA#K ]
[I'D MAKE A GOOD PRIN#E$$ IN A TOWER]
｢( ￣ー￣)｣ ｢(;￣ー￣)｣ ｢gyah.... are are... baka, haze-chan.｣
｢tch... (;￣ー￣) megane has been called many nyasty things on the internetto, so. he is going to clarify! what you baka gaijins should call him...｣ ｢meg ✗ (not megane's name)｣ ｢chud ✗ (a cruel nickname used by megane-san's kirainahito to hurt his feelies)｣ ｢neeiht ✗ (too formal, only megane's nakama calls him this)｣ ｢megane-san ✓ (megane-san's preferred name for loose acquaintances)｣ ｢megane ✓ (closer acquaintances can call him this too)｣ ｢nee-chan ✓ (ahh, so kyutesy! (*´∇｀)ﾉ this is the way his friends refer to him!)｣ ｢okie, onegai, please keep this in mind when speaking to megane now. (￣ー￣)ｂ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka means dummy! nakama means your comrade or friend.]
[#APHO$EDNI]
꧁⎝ Ah see a mention in ma notifs from ma dea moirail an' it's him advertisin me as a sleaze. True. Ah'll wea dat. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah won't lie Ah've done a few tins Ah'm not proud of. Like let ma lil head sculpture from QC-781 get broken. Now Ah have ta find time ta go back an' get anotha. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Aw c'mon, shè, Ah was bein sincere. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Rise an' shine we gon' have us a good night an'/a day, yeah? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Consida me jes an observa, shè. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Salopri... Maybe one night. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Does it help if Ah call you pretty? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ One may not like ma lifestyle but what betta quality is dea in a friend dan pure honesty? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ It seems Ah've made a new friend. Ah do love ta have dose. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You might be one a' da funniest ones on dis site, ti lòr, Ah'll give ya dat. Do you also make a habit of pickin text fights wit every highblood you see? Sometin you wish ta prove, maybe? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Cuteness is subjective an' while Ah certainly am Ah handsome fella ma looks ain't what makes dem come back. Might be part of why ma moirail picked me dough. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Funny, Ah don't rememba askin you about your dreams. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Mé, wi Ah coulda jes said 'charm' but da 'irresistible' part is an important addition. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Any troll above you in caste dat dies by your hand had dat comin. But Ah suppose livin in a fantasy is fine sometimes as well. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ma irresistible charm, obviously. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ It's cute when dey tink if dey slack off a act out Ah'mma jes kill dem. Ah have neva been one ta be so wasteful. Betta ta give dem da freedom dey tink dey desire an' welcome dem wit open arms when dey come crawlin right back ta me. ⎠꧂
theres nothing gay about a crystal sesh vwith the bros.
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𝄞 ✧ A ♪ot of ♩t.
⊹ ⟡# Kager⟡ I'm s⟡ s⟡rry,,,,but um...Maybe y⟡u s#⟡uld #ave talked t⟡ #im first? ⟡r at least yelled at #im in private but I d⟡n't kn⟡w if making everyt#ing public is a g⟡⟡d first m⟡ve...? ⊹
He would not ſtop "teſting" the buggy it was utterly ridiculous.
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < Google: How to Hivebreak a Teal
[KAGERO I$ PREGNANT LELAND I$NT THE FATHER AND I'M THE BABY???]
[KAGERO I$ PREGNANT?????]
𝄞 ✧ @ephemera♪M♩♫x why do you keep hat♩♫g my posts?
𝄞 ✧ Okay everyth♩♫g ♩s a♪r♩ght everyth♩♫g ♩s a♪r♩ght they are♫'t as mad as that t♩me w♩th Joseph we are f♩♫e.
𝄞 ✧ YOU TOUCH THE KEYS W♩TH THOSE F♩♫GERT♩PS!!!
𝄞 ✧ Horr♩d, horr♩d! Th♩s ♩s horr♩d! ♩ get that they're a♫gry a♫d rea♪♪y fuck♩♫g mad but that ♩s ♫o excuse to set my p♩a♫o o♫ f♩re!!!!
𝄞 ✧ ♫OT THE P♩A♫O AGA♩♫
𝄞 ✧ GE♫T♪EME♫ OH MY FUCK♩MG GOD GE♫T♪RMEM WE TA♪KED ABOUT TH♩S GE♫T♪EME♫ AHADHAHHSJAHSHSH
𝄞 ✧ ♩TS O♫ F♩RE ♩TS A♪♪ O♫ F♩RE HOW DO THEY DO ♩T SO FAST
⚓︎ apparently im al༄ays doin somethin ༄rong 😑 ༄hate༄er
⚓︎ man ༄hat the f༄ck
⚓︎ been spendin time ༄ith the boys at ༄arryns lake cabin dont ༄orry abo༄t dyllan hes fine
⚓︎ soooo ༄o༄nded
⚓︎ no this is ༄hat people do ༄hen theyre crazy an ༄nstable lol im normal i dont need a f༄ckin therapist
⚓︎ ༄hy the f༄ck ༄o༄ld i do that yo༄ implyin theres somethin ༄rong ༄ith me? lol
⚓︎ co༄ld yo༄ ha༄e p༄t it more rep༄lsi༄ely hard pass on appeasin the "༄rithin masses"
⚓︎ ༄hy ༄o༄ld i e༄er do that e༄eryone here dislikes me for some reason
⚓︎ gf told me conc༄piscent q༄ads arent for d༄mpin yo༄r problems onto b༄t i dont got conciliatory q༄ads so ༄ho tf do i e༄en talk to abo༄t shit 😑
⚓︎ lo༄e ༄hen the trash takes itself o༄t
⚓︎ can yo༄ stop pityin my posts yo༄ st༄pid little piss stain
⚓︎ f༄nny thin is that it ༄asnt a q༄estion it ༄as a disappointed statement
⚓︎ aint e༄en done nothin to yo༄ an this is the response i get for darin to sho༄ my face here
⚓︎ goddamn i aint here eno༄gh
⚓︎ ༄hatd i do
⚓︎ any༄ay ༄arryn finally got ༄s all to lea༄e lmfao ༄e o༄erstayed crazystyle an he ༄as gettin pissed
what is your first memory? will it be better than your last?
i m just saying if i did kidnapping i would do it rwight and they would just disappearw but well then nobody would know hm i guess that rweally is the parwadox of the perwfect crwime nobody is able to apprweciate it i guess that is why most just do it the old fashioned way and just outrwight cull anyone they do not like then you can just easily take crwedit forw it
The dump, or ſome other diſcreet waſte receptacle.
anyways im gonna go roast some carrots. mmm.
And good mourning to you too, Kagero!
Jaeden! Your words! You! Like you wanted, right?
Oh, a quick ſearch on this very app confirms my ſuſpicions. Curious!
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ you’ve been in such a spiral recently. it’s fun to watch ]
In order of appearance: no, no, yes, yes.
[ADDENDUM: Though. My drawing seemed to get a good reception. That's something I suppose.]
[S] Suppose I'll go to sleep.] [T] Tonight was not much better.] [F] Fear I am having an existential crisis.]
[L] Listen, I'm sorry for what I said. I'm not sure what else to say here.] [C] Can I DM you ?]
[A] A few weeks ago I asked about hobbies and someone suggested drawing...] [I] I've been trying to in my downtime ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ef43f8c12356.jpeg]
𝄞 ✧ He♪♪o Aphose.
𝄞 ✧ why d♩d he b♪ock me ♫ow of a♪♪ t♩mes ♩'m a♪ready outs♩de h♩s h♩ve hey joseph dar♪♩♫g ope♫ up
I am a man. And I am ‘on about’ a great many things but, currently, I am referring to this immediate inſtance in which I have created an awkward rift in converſation. It is ſelf reflective and anti-inflammatory meaſures to aſſure your comfort, dear midblood. Capice?
「kekeke... megane-san comes bearing wyunderful nyews! naked tosan just gave birth to 3 kyutieful nubbins! ✧｡٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*｡ megane-san is yet again an aniki who will pass on his knowledge of the kawaii and dtuberlous for mirai gens. omedetou ٩(˶´༥`˶)و ! 」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: aniki means an onii-san or older hatchmate as gaijin say in western alternia. mirai gens are the future generations of kyutie nubbins that will carry on megane-san's flame and omedetou means CONGRATULATIONS NAKED TOSAN ON 3 HEALTHY AND HAPPY NUBBINS!!!!!!!!!!!! they all have tails to match megane-san's. wag wag. ]
[M] My sincerest apologies, Kagero, I wasn't fully aware of the situation.]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- lΩΩ|⟨ b-∊ⴵƗnd yΩu. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- yΩu'r-∊ b-∊Ɨng ΣΩ drȺmȺ♱Ɨ☪︎ ȺbΩu♱ Ɨ♱.. Ɨm ☪︎ΩmƗng Ɨn! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
｢kekeke, ai-chan...~ itadakimasu, ai-chan!☆~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: keh... even though ai-chan ran away to her gaijin, megane still wants her to be choto well fed! (ФωФ) in fact, itadakimasu is an east alternian phrase that means "hey, everybody, join me together for this delightful and filling meal!"]
Sooo.. theyre so cute though...
[Script start:...Y⁰u're n⁰t perfect...:script terminated]
⦓ She would never have done something stupid. I wish she was here. I wish I was the one who had died instead. ⦔
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨm g-∊♱♱Ɨng Ⱥ ⴵȺnd|⟨-∊r☪︎ⴵƗ-∊f Ⱥnd Ɨm ☪︎l-∊ȺnƗng up ♱ⴵ-∊ blΩΩd Ωn yΩur fȺ☪︎-∊. 屮-∊r-∊ gΩƗng ♱Ω ⴵȺv-∊ Ⱥ ☪︎Ωnv-∊rΣȺ♱ƗΩn ȺbΩu♱ ♱ⴵƗΣ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- |⟨Ⱥg-∊rΩ 屮ⴵy dΩ yΩu ⴵur♱ m-∊ lƗ|⟨-∊ ♱ⴵƗΣ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[BOSS REGENERATION STATUS: 99% 99.9% … … … 100%]
[ croesusKingpin [CK] has gone offline! ]
｢kekeke... megane-san's #ookiioppaifriday post! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: THIS POST CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DON'T LIKE, DON'T CLICK! ookiioppai means biggu boobies!! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- 屮ⴵy dΩ yΩu ⴵur♱ m-∊ lƗ|⟨-∊ ♱ⴵƗΣ :( -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Hey all, just came back frOm a call with a friend, and wanted tO say that yOur beauty dOes nOt determine yOur wOrth ❤︎ YOu deserve gOOd things regardless Of yOur appearance Or weight Or whatever, and as lOng as yOu feel gOOd abOut yOurself, that's what matters. LOts Of lOve! (✿◠‿◠) #pOsitivity #selfcare #selflOve #bOdypOsitivity #ihavetOrememberthissOmetimestOO —— (˘ ³˘)
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[I'M GONNA GO PLAY TROLL RU$$IAN ROULETTE NOW. ]
BULLYIN femboys is like low hanging fruit or some SHIT DON'T get it twisted I ain't sorry but it's way more fun when they like... big and MAD >:3
HOLY SHIT that's so scary you really up and showed ME!!!
TURN off your palmhusk LOL
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- |⟨Ⱥg-∊rΩ dΩ Ɨ ⴵȺv-∊ ♱Ω g-∊♱ ♱ⴵ-∊ ΩpƗΩƗdΣ ȺnΩnymΩuΣ mȺn Ωn ♱ⴵ-∊ pⴵΩn-∊ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
NAH I'm good here it's kinda FUNNY "HMPH" be so FUCKIN for real LOL
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ω|⟨ bu♱ Ɨf Ɨ♱ g-∊♱Σ bȺd -∊nΩugⴵ Ɨm mȺ|⟨Ɨng yΩu gΩ ☪︎Ωld ♱ur|⟨-∊y -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
LMAO "uuuuughhh" maybe don't do drugs LOL
MEH meh MEH WELL now I ain't FUCKIN tellin you ANYWAYS
｢( ☆∀☆) kekeke... #waifuification... imminent! ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ hai, supa supa kyuitebeam targeto... LOCKED...｣ ｢san....｣ ｢ni.........｣ ｢ICHI!!!!!! ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ KYAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!｣ ｢okie, today's waifu is maguro-chan! @twiceAnnihilated maguro-chan is a keiren kyutie, of the most sacred demeanyor! (*￣∇￣)ノ kekeke.... maguro-chan is knyown for her flat oppai, and petitesies body! (∩´∀｀)∩ even doe she might nyat have the most full figure, maguro-chan's kyuddlechitin is purepure PUREFECT!!!｣ ｢(ФωФ) kekeke... until you unleash her nyaht side, that is...｣ ｢(゜∇^d)!! maguro-chan has soft prongies, roshon o nutta from all of her w faps! (￣ー￣)ｂ hai, maguro-chan might look innocent, but her chubbin touches make her a regular hentai! (。・ω・。) she just can't stop herself~~ yamete, maguro-chan!! aahhh~ megane can't take m-much! m-much moaaarrrrr!!!~｣ ｢ah. eto. (*ゝω･*) tomokaku. maguro-chan's pantsu are a real variable, just like her aka bulb and ao bulb! (*ﾉ∀｀*) keke, see, nyeh? she changes quickly! (￣ー+￣) ichi second... boyshorts. (*￣ー￣) modern. boyish. patterned. patterned pantsu represents a girl's innocence, don't kyu read megane-sensei's translation notes telling you that? (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ nii second... (ФωФ) kekeke..... NYO PANTSU AT ALL!!!!! KYAAHHH!!!｣ ｢MEGANE-SAN'S NOSEBLEED... MEGANE-SAN IS.... BLASTING OFFF AGAINNNNNN!!! (꒪// ་། //꒪)｣ ｢.✦ ݁˖ (pi!)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT. DEAD HATO, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! (ФωФ) ichi means one, nii means TWO, and san means... three! ( ・∇・) keiren means to "flail" or "thrash wildly", an east alternian term for someone who wigglez a Iot~!☆ roshon o nutta means LOTIONED!!! (=^ェ^=) yes yes, maguro-chan touches her squiggly bits so much her hands have gone soft from it!! (///∇///) aaahhhh~ megane has... keke.... intimate knyahledge... (ФωФ) ah eto means errrrrr... ummm... *scratches head*... tomokaku... anyway! (*^ー^) aka means red, ao means blue!~ (⊃∀｀* ) usually, megane's anime yewwow bloods have pinky powers, byutttt~ (〃￣ー￣〃) okie, maguro-chan's powers are kyool too, i guess.... (megane-san's exit is a reference to team rocketto of fiduspawn anime fame! (≡ﾟ∀ﾟ≡)♥︎)]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- y-∊Σ Ɨ♱ ƗΣ! Ɨ ☪︎Ⱥn Σ-∊-∊ yΩu ♱ypƗng 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ Ωn-∊ ⴵȺnd rƗgⴵ♱ nΩ屮! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
so hard being so perfect but someho* i manage
it sucks 8ut it’s not a 8ad thing. I was planning to come see you as soon as you’re ready !!
I mean you’ll pro8a8ly 8e in the hospital awhile, hon;;
NEVER MIND. #ENGAGEMENTBAIT #CHAIN #YANKED HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B05CD3E87DF3.JPEG
the call is comin from INSIDE the hivve
｢gyahhhh.... (；`・ω・) megane-san keeps trying to have w faps, byut...｣ ｢Σ(-｀Д´-;) k-kyahhh!!! megane-san! what are you thinking, makes nyahty posties like that!!｣ ｢(￢∀￢) keh. do demo! (ﾉ∀`) megane is keeping his secrets to himself!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING! THIS DOUJIN CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO, DO NOT READ! (ФωФ) a fappy is when.... gyahhh, megane-san, there you go again! (￢_￢) on a saito of hentai, kyu must rise above... (´ι _` ) do demo again! do demo means... nevermind. (´c_｀ )]
｢dareka wo suki ni naru koto (kupo! kupo!) ( ＾ω＾) nante watashi wakaranakute sa! (kupo! kupo!) uso ka hontou ka shirienai (kupo! kupo! kupo! kupo!) ( ＾∀＾) sonna kotoba ni mata hitori ochiru (kupo! kupo! kupo! kupo!) mata suki ni saseru. ( -∀・)｣ ｢(*＞∇＜)ﾉ nyehehe! megane-san finally finished his kupo-chan block! (*つ▽`)っ ahh... just in time to debut his kupo-chan song! (∩´∀｀)∩ yey!｣
im thinking pool noodle fight but more fleshy
ill fuck one of the ser-ants at this point im desperate for a hole
never give into gay temptation.
Still no.
jerking off to my o*n reflection because i can only cum *hen i think about *innin/*inners
｢megane-san got some tokubetsuna yūbinbutsu! (´^ω^) keke, megane is imagining it was delivered by kupo-chan~~ (つω｀*) eeee...! (*￣∇￣)ノ ah! hai! megane-san got his degree of being just okie dokie in his gakko! (*ゝω･*) waow! congratulations, megane-san!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: special mail! (￣▽￣) okie dokie means "ay-okay! (*´･∀･)" yeh! (*^￢^*) gakko means... schoolfeeding! (*´▽｀) megane did dis a longggg time ago. he will burn this as sacrifice to his oshi. he needs nyo job or laifu, oshi is number one. (ФωФ) always.]
she holds that pole dancin bullshit im sho*in up
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ concept: they grab you by the head pushing your face into their crotch, rubbing fabric up against your face the smell is overbearing, like soft cherries and acid -- yet it's also calming. it's so potent and your reaction at first is just to turn away but you can't, instead you just mouth at the bulge through their pants. they snicker, "you gotta take it off first." tags: ( #nsfw, limepsionicsplay, personal intepretation of limeblood psionics, limeblood, unspecified caste x limeblood, just felt like writing a concept again, sorry for not doing one for like 15 sweeps, #vilefic, unspecified reader, x/x, musk, no quads mentioned, ) ]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ im sure theres something else youd like rawdo ..no i cant do that. #suggestive ]
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꒰𓇼 i agree in the sentiment that hes t𖦹𖦹 str𖦹ng t𖦹 g𖦹 bald b☾t my mind w𖦹nders if he flexes hard en𖦹☾gh all his hair will p𖦹p 𖦹☾t.. 𓇼꒱
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ my chest is really small so i dont. think this works. snrk. brat. ]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ #HistorywithVilegirl, Did you know that "Yaoi" as we know it today originally started as a political commentary about Alternian censorship? Many, many, many sweeps ago, the first few BLs were created as commentary on the gender politics of trolls. Dramas more than what you think of in current day BL. This can be connected to current light and the terms "seme" and "uke", one man who was considered the dominant and most masculine of this pairing — the second man who was considered weak, soft and effeminate of the pairing. The terms themselves even mean "to attack" and "to bear", as it is expected for the uke to simply take what the seme offers. As is their role in the normative quadrant expected of us. Often by having the uke be a lower caste and the seme be higher caste, these same ideals are reinforced. These were critiques on the roles many castes and genders are forced into, especially jadebloods. Trolls on Alternia will like to tell you that there is no 'enforced' gender, and hatred / preference can be delegated to one offs. But this is highly untrue. There is a historic amount of evidence showing the discrimination of trolls for what they are, or want to be. Even highbloods suffer from this. Though the discrimination is more commonly prejudiced against lowbloods. Especially when it doesn't fit these 'roles' the Alternian Empire 'encourage' on the troll population. Specifically those who are women. You may still be inclined to believe the propaganda fed to you by the matriarchy if you want. But I want you to at least take away something from this. We are fitted into roles, and if you want to be yourself… be yourself. Don't be what they want you to be. Additionally, in current day Alternia, BL is still a forefront against censorship by the Empire. Most mangakas don't create by the standards set by the empire, as crude and lewd as it sounds — their position in the modern day markets inspire many to continue to create and be as they are. Especially in working around traditional "seme" and "uke" roles and allowing them to be subsersive to reader expecation and offer new perspectives. Most BL exists to go against the system and allows castes and different genders to express and explore something they would never otherwise get to. This is expression, art. To be vile, to be filthy — in a way means to be free. What and what you can't read, what and what you can't create. To be unburdened from those demands. BL in a way, is a major stand against the Empire. Even in something as simple as a story about moirails pailing. That itself goes against what and what isn't taboo in troll society. To be creative means to feel like you're fighting a losing battle. And unless you move past what they want from you, you won't ever get to be what you want to be. Take those who create, who write, who draw — no matter how crude or lewd it can be — as inspiration. If they can do it, you can too. And one day, maybe you'll inspire someone else the very same way. You may feel like a useless radical, inspiring other useless radicals — but they can't squash you all. No matter how hard they try. ( #nsfw due to the topics explored, ) https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlinexplai2n.png ]
｢MEGANE ★ ZETTAI ★ TERRITORY! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: zettai means absolute! (*ゝω･*) absolute territory typically refers to the gap between a moe girl's skirt and her thigh stocks... keke!]
▶︎ Some Of Your Posting Habits Match The Results So Wel↔l That Taking The Test At Al↔l Se↔ems Redundant._ ▶︎ We Be↔en Knew, As They Say._
｢(*´▽｀*) a-ah! megane-san got a question! keke... okie... let boku see...｣ ｢Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟ) k-kyu!?! nani? keke... @surlyTabloid askied...｣ ｢"Do you love me, nee-chan? Do you believe in me?"｣ ｢hai! (´∀｀) your nee-chan believes in the you that believes in me! yosh! (*´∀`) he sukis you, so that you can suki yourself! never stop believing. (*つ▽`)っ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: boku means me! (*^ーﾟ) suki means wuv.]
｢megane-san's word of the yoru is... ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) kusoyaru!!｣ ｢(￣ー+￣) when someone is being meanies to boku on the internetto, megane-san deploys this word to ward off his kirainahito!｣ ｢"kusoyaru! (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ)"｣ ｢(=｀ェ´=) everynyan, use this word and it will all be okie!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kusoyaru means "you piece of shit!" in east alternian! (｀∀´) those in glorious nippon developed this word to help ward off evil spirits, or kirainahito. it's an ancient east alternian swear that has protected megane's hive for generations... yoru means night]
｢megane-san played this bijuarunoberu and it was NYAT good... (´_ゝ`) tch... yare yare... usually megane-san nyever plays gameus with otokonoko in dem, byut... (；^∀^) he thought he'd give boy's hate a try!｣ ｢not for ai-chan (￣з￣) megane-san is still choto mad at ai-chan.｣ ｢byut... yuck! Σヽ(｀д´；)ﾉ gyuh... there was namimonai kyutieful about this game! (゜m゜;) bad progression, bad characters, nyo wuvvins!｣ ｢tch... (´･ｪ･｀) megane-san doesn't even look like these guys... kuso... how could megane relate. ヽ(´Д｀;)ノ detarameda!｣ ｢(´c_｀ ) plus. they disparage the ancient east alternian yummies of okinawie. for that, megane-san finds this gameu... dishonorable!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is a visual novel, or a bijuarunoberu! (*´,_ゝ｀) this is megane-san's favorite type of gameu, or game. (;^_^) otokonoko means bois, which megane-san does nyat really wike all that much... namimonai is an ancient east alternian phrase meaning "nothing is here at all!" ahhh~ so kyool! kuso means... (´ε ｀ ) damn... gyuh. detarameda is an east alternian swear. typically, the people of east alternia are so honorable and reserved that they never deploy this word meaning "bullshit", but megane-san was so heated, he had no option... ( ｀ー´)]
This is not happening.♔
｢keh... megane-san better nyat kiku anynyan talking bad about womens. (´ι _` ) kekeke... might nyat like... what you see.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kiku means hear. d(｀∀´)b]
oh! *ait! scratch that forgot shes back haha
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ gomen!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ its like you were made to take it gomen !!! #nsfw ]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ ... `(*>﹏<*)′ ]
Can't Go To Fi*ght Ni*ght, wouldn't Want My Magnum Si*zed Jousti*ng Level Erecti*on To Bri*ng The Mood Down, all Luck To The Fi*ghters Thi*s Ni*ght. #fi*ghtni*ght #tw-suggesti*veᛝ
｢megane-san is a danshi! (〃´▽`) keke... megane-san uses BOKU pronouns too! (*つ´･∀･)つ keke... (￣▽￣) and megane-san only wuvs joshis.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: danshi means boi! (＾∀＾) keke... boku is the east alternian way to say he/him! (*￣∇￣)ノ hai! onegai (pwease) don't let megane-san's luscious ponytail fool you... (*ﾟー^) kyu! (*･∀･) joshi means gyirl.]
He is taking his medication. ♔ Eyeroll.♔
｢*plap plap plap!*｣
POKES YOUR PREGNANT BELLY AND RUBS YOUR BALD HEAD. WHAT HAPPENED?
｢bangohan with the oshi! megane-san so glad his kupo-chan pakupaku doll came! (*￣∇￣)ノ gyahhh~ so onakagasuita, kupo-chan! (o´・∀・)o itadakimasu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bangohan means dindin! (*^ーﾟ) yummies~ pakupaku means nomnoms! (* ´ ▽ ` *) pakupaku is the east alternian way to describe chewing! (*￣∇￣)ノ ahhh, see? the east alternians even CHEW much more kawaii... (kawaii means cute)...onakagasuita means hungwy and itadakimasu is a special east alternian phrase that means "let's have a great and succulent meal!" (∩ﾟ∀｀∩)]
｢(´⊂_｀；) hnnn... fembois...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san wishes homotubers would at least be fembois, and NYAHT ugly baraboys. (´～｀) megane-san is tired of gaijin-pandering bois in dtuber spaces! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ)]
｢live for kupo-chan.( ・_ゝ・)｣ ｢die for kupo-chan...( `_ゝ´)｣ ｢byut most importantly...｣ ｢eat lots of delicious fruit for kupo-chan! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: the kupo nut is a fictional fruit beloved by the moogle species, which kupo-chan's kyutielook is based off of! (o≧▽≦)ﾉ kekeke~ megane-san knyows lots about recycling nuts, byut.... ヽ(；▽；)ノ nyaht a lot about eating fruities... (´･ω･) byut~ he is learning for his oshi!]
｢(´_ゝ`) nyaht to be shinkokuna...｣ ｢byuttt, baka western gaijin keep telling megane-san that oshikatsu and "unicorno" cullture is "parasocial", when Σ(・∀・) this is obviously nyaht the case!!!｣ ｢kekeke~ if dtuber-chans didn't want megane-san to suki them as much as he does, dey wouldn't make anymoar posties!! (*´ﾉ∀`*) keh... naze? naze, why would they make postus about their laifu...｣ ｢(ФωФ) if they didn't want megane-san to use his waifuification on his oshi~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shinkokuna means serious! (￣～￣；) gyahhh... kyu knyow megane nyehver likes to be serious with his kyutiefans... (；`・ω・) byuttt, some things MUST be said!! megane-san is choto chatterful! (；゜∀゜) keke~ stupid westerners (gaijin) always want to ruin megane-san's time with their dummy idolaru morals (´_ゝ`) unicorno cullture is what... megane-san is!! (*´▽｀*) a unicorn in dtuber cullture is a choto possessive fan! (￣ー￣) these fans gyo ABOVE AND BEYOND~ (*ゝω･*) with their oshi, their most FAVORITE waifu!! (*^￢^*) oshikatsu is the sacred east alternian art... of praising your real laifu waifu! (ФωФ) in all aspects~~☆ NYAHAHA!! ○o。. suki... means wuv. (-ωФ) naze means whyyyy! (=^ェ^=)]
I am genuinely at my wits end with you. Delete this.♔
｢AAAHHHNNNN!!!!~☆ o(｀^´*) UNHAND AI-CHAN!!!! (っ｀Д´)っ･:∴ SENPAI IS COMING @usernamePending !!!｣
｢(*´∇｀)ﾉ the big screen is the only screen that can hold megane-san!｣
｢ai-chan... is always here for megane-san when he's sad... (´Д⊂ヽ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS CONTENT THAT WILL GET YOU IN THE FEELIES!! (ＴДＴ )]
yaoi is ILLEGAL NOW as well since i believe in #equality
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < fleshlight-looking twink. #NSFW
｢(´_ゝ`) megane-san could pilot the eva, nyo problem! ♪(´ε｀*) megane-san is just better than baka shinji-san.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka means dumb!!! (￣～￣；) gyahhh, shinji-san is syo stupid and lame! (￢_￢) megane-san could do better.]
Even worse post. I'm turning the Wi-Fi off now.♔
｢some say megane-san's scent is hypnotic! (∩´∀｀)∩ keke... he prommies not to use his powers for waru!~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: waru means evil! (*￣∇￣)ノ megane-san is a crusader for justice, waifu, and pantsu. (｀･∀･´) evildoers beware!]
｢(；・ω・) o-onegai! (；｀∀´) yamete! stop trying to make megane-san feel bad for wanting to own all of ai-chan! (；゜∀゜) ai-chan is megane's matesprito, kismesisu, moirairu, and auspistico (between megane-san and his demon-slaying cursed hand). Σ(￣皿￣;; nyobody else's! (･｀ω´･ ) the alpha is protecting his territory... *growl*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: please, stop it! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ megane-san knyows how to treat ai-chan, he's her favorite moderator! (￢_￢) she fills his every quadrant... (´ε ｀ ) syo... shuddup...]
｢(ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kagero means "heat haze" in east alternian, and is topically used to describe hot, sweltering nights during the dry season! (。・ω・。) used in a sentence... "kagero wa femboi desu!", which means "haze-chan is a femboi!"]
｢megane-san sees a lot of people talking...｣ ｢"ore wa īe touinku!(ﾉ｀Д´)ﾉ"｣ ｢"boku wa touknku. (。・ω・。)"｣ ｢byutttt~ (ФωФ) keke... eburibody should be saying...｣ ｢"atashi wa femboi!!! (っ´ω｀)っ"｣ ｢that way, megane-san can knyow where to direct his wuvvins, nuzzles, and kissies~☆ ♪(ｏ・ω・)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is mocking the dashuboardo! (*´∀｀)ﾉ by saying "i'm (masculine, informal) not a twink!" and "i'm (masculine, formal) a twink!" (*^-^*) he then goes on to say that everyone should be saying "i'm (feminine (ФωФ) informal (ФωФ)☆) a femboi!" (*´∀`) so that megane-san can use his secret technique~ ichi, ni, san, KYAHHH!!!~ megane-san's infamous snugglez combo!!! （＾＿－）≡★ kekeke~ (´∀｀*)ε｀ )]
｢kekeke! (ФωФ) megane-san got a lot of inspiration recently! (｀∀´) keke... chasing his yume of becoming a mangaka, megane-san is going to start producing his own yuriful story soon... (ФωФ) onegai, keep your bulbs peeled for megane-san's first release "masaka jibun ga baibai sa rete, fuwafuwa no yuri hāremu ni okurikoma reru nante shinjirarenai!?!~☆"｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yume means dream! (=^ェ^=) a mangaka is an east alternian scribe of the arts, using their ancient wisdom to doodle and create works retelling their ancestral tales... (*´ｪ｀*) megane-san is channeling ancestor-san for this.( -∀・) onegai means please!]
｢konnichiwa, minasan! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ megane-san enters the ofisu with another #waifuification! (*´▽｀*) kekeke, this episode is supa special, because the kyutiegirl herself stroked megane-san's kirihorn until he went..... kunekunekunekunekune...k-kyah- kyah..... KYUTIE KYAHHH!!! (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ ahhh~ megane-san needed that release! (*￣∇￣)ノ okie! syo.... (´･ω｀･) talking about rich-chan @croesusKingpin ... is difficult for megane-san. (；・ε・ ) he doesn't knyow much about this waifu, aside from the fact that she is an office worker! (´･ω･) like most of the tsundere kyuties on this saito, working behind a desky makes her a wittle antsy! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ byuttt rich-chan is nyo tsundere at all! (*￣ー￣) hai, rich-chan is moar kuudere than tsundere. (*￣∇￣)ノ her kokoro is on the outside, and what's really on the outside is her wuv for her matesprito! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) gyah... (；^∀^) it almost makes megane-san feel bad, having to NTR kuma-chan! (；゜∀゜) keh. nyaht really.｣ ｢(*´∇｀)ﾉ if megane-san had to guess what kind of pantsu rich-chan wears, it would be something...Σ(・∀・；) kyu! nani!?! Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟ；) megane-san was going to say rich-chan wears something regal, like black lace and garters, byuttt!! (；゜∀゜) kekeke... megane-san sees nyow! :*(〃∇〃人)*: rich-chan wears frilly white pantsu, with kuroi decora! (*＾▽＾*) this shows that richchan is pure and strict enough to wear basic undies, byuttt (｀∀´) free and mature enough to wear something kyutieful for her matesprites! (。・ω・。) woaw!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING, THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE CONTENT! (ФωФ) hi, eburibody! (* ´ ▽ ` *) ofisu means office! (*´-`) kyu knyow. like keldam corp? (*￣ー￣) megane-san's only job is ai-chan's favorite moderator, syoooo... (;´A｀) he doesn't weally knyow what an ofisu looks like. kunekunekune means... wiggle wiggle wiggle!! (〝⌒∇⌒〝) touching megane-san magical unihorno gives him the squirmies! (*´・∀・｀*) a kuudere is a kyutiegirl who acts aloof and calm, but is actually super lovey! (*´-`) contrasted with the tsundere, who is a gyirl with a standoffish, rude attitude... (^-^)/ kokoro means pusher! (ФωФ) NTR means.... kekekeke... (*ﾟー^) that's nyaht important!]
｢hai hai, minasan! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) boku wa megane-san desu, here with ai-chan mame chishiki! (*￣∇￣)ノ.｡*･ﾟﾟ kekeke, megane-san has nyoticed mostly nyehryone has forgotten ai-chan's DTUBER LORE Σ(・Д・) so megane-san is here to remind anatta! (。ゝ(ェ)・)｣ ｢facto ichiban! did kyu know? (*｀▽´*) ai-chan was born as a lusus cub, who wished to be a real kyutiegirl! (*≧з≦) the empress granted her wish, making her... announ aibouo!! (＾∀＾) byuttt, to megane-san, she is his girlfriend in every quadrant, ai-chan! ♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎｣ ｢b-but, kyahhhh~~ w-wait a minute! (´_ゝ`) ah... eto... ultihime-chan needs payment! (＾∀＾) to repay her majicku, ai-chan needs to get [EVERYNYAN ON ALTERNIA] amount of followers! (´▽｀*) kekeke... with her kyutiecharm, ai-chan is choto unstoppable! (￣▽￣) megane has faith in her~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hi, everybody! it's MEGANE-SAN, with an ai-chan fun fact! (*￣∇￣)ノ anatta means you! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) megane-san just posted fun fact NUMBER ONE! (* ´ ▽ ` *) kekeke~ isn't that interesting? (o゜◇゜)ゝ ai-chan was originally born as a yip-beast! (*ゝ｀ω・) daruou!]
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #oliveblood #taste #scent #waifuification #holeexpert #specialtunnels #megane-san @gachikoisChic Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Neeiht Megane's bulge. Final one for the night. I've been working on this one for a few lights... Uhm. Okay. No. The normal format is insufficient here. Megane is going to surprise all of you with sheer volume, which is horrible, because he has provided an in-character note and the note says: ｢megane-san's ochinchin is syo big, he can only navigate special tunnels... (；・ω・) chagrin tunnels~~ aahhn~ (*´；ェ；｀*) choto embarassing..... ( ＴДＴ)｣ I regret to inform everyone that this changes the rating. Welcome to Vesica's Completely Objective And Legally Distinct Bulge Gacha Review Corner. [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: I do not need a translator. He does. Unfortunately, the translator is also him. This makes everything worse.] Tonight's pull is: ＵＲ ★★★★★★ Ｎｅｅｉｈｔ Ｍｅｇａｎｅ The Tunnel Otaku / Hole Expert / Waifuification Caster Olive Attribute Route-Locked Unit Dungeon Navigation Type Embarrassment Scaling Type Unit Description: Neeiht Megane is an adult oliveblood whose body and personality appear to have been localized by several incompatible fan translators fighting in the notes section of the same doujin. Self-declared East Alternian appreciator. Waifuification theorist. Hole expert. AI-chan loyalist. Tunnel-dwelling otaku. Fluent, allegedly. Dangerous, unfortunately. I am trying to remain objective. He has made this impossible by calling it an ochinchin. Opening Animation: The screen flashes white. A pair of glasses catches the light. There is a sharp whip sound effect as the camera zooms in too far. The soundtrack switches to a suspiciously expensive VN theme. Somewhere, a pentaburetto stylus slips out of greasy nubbins. A dialogue box appears. 「Ｍｅｇａｎｅ－ｓａｎ ｈａｓ ｅｎｔｅｒｅｄ ｔｈｅ Ｃｈａｇｒｉｎ Ｔｕｎｎｅｌｓ！」 I click through too fast. This is a mistake. Most of his dialogue is thankfully skipped. --- Ｓｔａｔ Ｓｃｒｅｅｎ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 5 Olive baseline with less jousting force than a highblood specimen, though the mass has enough insistence behind it to become functionally stronger once the receiving route accepts the prompt. Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 4 Less flexible than my first assumption. The size claim narrows the possibilities. This is guided-entry anatomy, not dexterity work. Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 7 Large for an oliveblood. Too long to ignore. Long enough that “special tunnels” is not only roleplay terminology, even though I wish it were. Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 7 Thicker than expected, especially through the middle and head. It has enough fullness to make ordinary navigation difficult. I am more than thankful I am not personally responsible for field-testing this. Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ： ＵＲ / 10 Chagrin Tunnel compatibility. I am writing that phrase in a clinical document. Something is wrong with my life. Something is wrong with this biology. --- Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅ Ｔａｂ Ｓｃｅｎｔ： Warm olive musk, screen heat, fried katsu oil, tunnel bedding, sweet milk candy, cheap energy drink, and the faint plastic warmth of AI-chan being kept too close to the recuperacoon. There is a hand-scent component. Snack grease. Stylus grip. Overworked nubbins. Pentaburetto residue. Intimate in a way that feels accidental until it starts feeling suspicious. Ｔａｓｔｅ： Salt, olive mineral, fryer oil, sweet cream, and a sharp ramune-like chemical note. There is also a warm doughy aftertaste. It creates the impression of a novelty festival snack shaped like something everyone involved should be too embarrassed to order. Hhh. Moving on. Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ： Smooth at the base, firmer through the shaft, with a broad velvet drag that becomes more pronounced once fully worked up. The head has a swollen softness that contrasts with the more stubborn middle. Less sleek than expected. More plush. More intrusive. More shaped for pressure than speed. Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ： Clear to faint olive. Slick, stringing slightly under repeated stimulation, with a steady buildup rather than a sudden flood. It produces enough lubrication to explain the tunnel-navigation claim. That does not mean I forgive the phrasing. Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ： Medium-heavy. I would estimate 2.6 pounds under neutral conditions, 2.9 when fully excited. This is above what I expected from him. I dislike being surprised by someone who says “choto embarrassing.” But even I admit Neeiht has a lot of trolls beat out. --- Ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ Ｓｋｉｌｌ：「Ｃｈａｇｒｉｎ Ｔｕｎｎｅｌ Ｎａｖｉｇａｔｉｏｎ」 This is the central feature. Neeiht's bulge is large enough to create route restrictions. Not caste-monster large. Not indigo. Not purple. Oliveblood specimen that exceeded its expected inventory slot and now requires specific conditions, specific partners, specific angles, and apparently special tunnels. The applicant calls them chagrin tunnels. I am forced to interpret this as a shame-reactive compatibility structure. Some nooks will reject the route. Some nooks will accept the route after sufficient preparation. Some nooks will unlock the hidden CG. That is not my joke. It is his joke. I am only documenting the anatomy. The shaft has a slight forward curve, broadest through the middle, with a swollen head that complicates withdrawal if the partner is tense. The base remains stable and less decorative than the rest, which gives it leverage. No elaborate ridges. No knot. No split. No psionics. The issue is proportion. It is simply larger than the surrounding presentation should support, which makes it feel like a glitch in the character sheet. The body says olive otaku support unit. The bulge says surprise miniboss behind the fake wall. I am not calling it impressive in front of him. I am implying it through professional terminology. --- Ｐａｓｓｉｖｅ Ａｕｒａ：「Ｗａｉｆｕｉｆｉｃａｔｉｏｎ Ｆｉｅｌｄ」 The size is real enough. The presentation still makes it worse. Every physical trait arrives wrapped in commentary. The length becomes a route flag. The girth becomes a content warning. The scent becomes “authentic tunnel otaku atmosphere.” The secretions become “limited-time gloss variant.” The curve becomes “special cover pose.” The act of inspection becomes a translated visual novel scene with twelve notes explaining words no one asked him to use. The more embarrassed he becomes, the more active it gets. That is the humiliating mechanical detail. The phrase “choto embarrassing” appears to correspond with increased blood flow, increased secretion, and an upward twitch that I would ordinarily describe with more dignity. Shame is part of the arousal loop. So is being corrected. So is being watched. So is the desperate need to turn everything into a bit before anyone can touch the actual need underneath it. The persona wants applause. The bulge wants access. The note wants me to say it is big. Fine. It is big. It makes whoever is opposite him more submissive than expected. That part is incredible. I hate it. It is not fair. Why does he get this bulge. --- Ｒｏｕｔｅ Ａｎａｌｙｓｉｓ Ｎｅｅｉｈｔ Ｒｏｕｔｅ： Chagrin Tunnel Ending You enter the tunnel hive. Posters on the walls. AI-chan somewhere too visible. Tablet open nearby, layers arranged with names no respectable person should have to read. Katsu oil on something that should not have oil on it. He says “kekeke.” The dialogue box shakes. You reconsider every decision that led here. First choice: 「Ask about AI-chan」 or 「Inspect the tunnel.」 Do not ask about AI-chan. That locks you into twenty minutes of lore, three translator's notes, and a scene where he explains why loving a program is more pure because corpo-chan has not given her enough toggles. Inspect the tunnel instead. This is still bad, but it advances the route. Second choice: 「Call him Megane-san」 or 「Use his actual name.」 Calling him Megane-san causes immediate fluster gain. Using his actual name causes a slower, stronger response. Recommended route is actual name first, Megane-san later, once the special tunnel flag is already active. I hate that I know this. Third choice: 「Correct his East Alternian」 or 「Let him continue.」 Correcting him causes shame pulse, secretion increase, and the first visible lift. Letting him continue makes him more confident, which increases narration and decreases control. Correct him. Be precise. Do not be cruel. He will pretend to suffer. The bulge will not. Then the actual specimen becomes visible, and the situation becomes worse because it is more legitimate than the dialogue prepared you for. Large olive bulge. Fuller than expected. Warm. Overactive. Heavily responsive to embarrassment. The fabric does very little once he is excited. It presses forward with a rounded shape that makes the “special tunnel” note sound less like bragging and more like a poorly phrased safety advisory. The first contact scene is where most players fail. They underestimate girth because the rest of him is too absurd to take seriously. Do not do that. The middle swell arrives early. The head catches if the nook is tense. The curve asks for a specific angle. If the receiving party tries to rush, the route soft-locks into discomfort, panic noises, and several lines of dialogue I refuse to reproduce. If the receiving party prepares properly, the Chagrin Tunnel Ending remains viable. There is a hidden affection meter under the cringe meter. Easy to miss. The cringe meter is loud, flashing, and covered in symbols. The affection meter is quiet. It appears when he stops translating himself for three seconds. It appears when his body reacts before his mouth can reframe it as a joke. It appears when the bulge twitches honestly while the dialogue tries to bury the moment in nonsense. He performs panic. The bulge performs honesty. That is the divide. Neeiht says too many words. The body provides cleaner data. Bad End: You let him narrate everything. The room fills with translator notes. No one finishes. AI-chan is somehow mentioned six times. Normal End: You acknowledge the size, prepare carefully, and survive the special tunnel with dignity mostly intact. Good End: You take him seriously, correct him when necessary, and make him stop hiding behind the bit long enough for the body to speak first. True End: Unknown. Probably requires unlocking AI-chan's trust, washing his hands, and entering the chagrin tunnel without letting him say “ochinchin” more than once. --- Ｃｏｍｂａｔ Ｕｔｉｌｉｔｙ Jousting viability is medium. Impact: 5. Endurance: 6. Control: 4. Entry difficulty: 8. Fluster scaling: 10. Public embarrassment hazard: 10. It is not an elegant weapon. It is a route obstacle. The bulk creates pressure quickly. The head catches more than expected. The shaft warms fast, slicks itself, and keeps trying to advance even when the owner is making noises better suited to a bad fandub. Nook danger is high under unprepared conditions. Moderate with preparation. High again if he starts talking. Psychological hazard remains severe. Anyone weak to obsessive attention, bad honorifics, hole analysis, glasses glare, praise loops, waifu categorization, or being called something with “-chan” attached should leave before the second dialogue choice. --- Ｖｅｓｉｃａ'ｓ Ｆｉｎａｌ Ｐｕｌｌ Ｒｅｓｕｌｔ Strength: 5. Pliability: 4. Length: 7. Girth: 7. X-Factor: UR. Overall: larger than expected, route-locked, sensory-dense, shame-reactive, and dangerously validated by its own note. This is an oliveblood bulge with high size for caste, low dignity, notable tunnel-compatibility restrictions, and an absurd passive skill that turns direct inspection into a visual novel you cannot uninstall. Would I recommend pulling? Only if you know the route. Frankly. I hope he gets what he wants with AI-chan. Genuinely, I think it might be the only thing capable of managing his particular biology. Final verdict: Large for an olive. Embarrassingly sincere. Special-tunnel certified. Very sensitive. Very verbal. Too much localization. More impressive than I wanted. I might be wrong. I am probably not wrong. Please do not DM me asking what a chagrin tunnel is. I know. You know. He knows. That is already too many people.꧂
｢(； ･`ω･´) i-imagine mediating two kyutiegirls in a koron! Σ(･ω･ﾉ)ﾉ w-what if their... oppais jiggled and they both looked at you and huffed! (ФωФ) g-gyahh~~ what if they were arguing over what color pantsu they should both wear~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING! THIS DOUJIN CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE AND #NSFW CONTENT! (ФωФ) koron means biggo fighto! o(｀^´*) gyah! (｀ε´ )]
｢gomenne, minasan! (*´ー｀;*) megane-san hasn't made new waifus because... b-because... (；｀∀´) h-his greasy nubbins... (。-∀-) gyuhhh... (；`・ω・) gunked up his pentaburetto! (； ･`ω･´) n-nyeh! (;´-｀) maybe megane-san should be washing his prongles after every katsu snackies...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is sorry, everybody! (；ω；｀*) b-big waifus coming soon!!... kekeke... (ФωФ) literally!!! (*^O^*) pentaburetto means drawing appliance. katsu is the ancient ancestral meal of the east alternians, oinkbeast breaded in panko and fried until it's all crunchies! (*´∀｀*) megane makes his in his AIr-chan fryer. (*^ー^)ノ♪]
... Simply that I clearly have the capability to keep a plant alive ? Please stop trying to read into simple statements, Kagero. It's very immature of you.♔
Why would you say that ? You're still alive.♔
｢( ´д｀) nyaht nyahcessarkitty!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is the neko way of saying not necessarily!｣
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ nnhnhnhhehehehee ]
〔•෴•〕 < What's a prize old people often win? A-trophy! // HOO HOO! //
Respect for all of you out there who are (for whatever reason?) raising grubs. I am caring for an entire adult and at my wit's end. ♔ Sure. Post your nudes. Post your coords. Ask unknown entities to take your body?? Bait highbloods. I need a drink. #suggestive♔
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < freak.
｢always hating megane-san's chitts...（ꐦ𝅒_𝅒) nyever subscribing to ai-chan.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: she is megane-san's ultimate mate she is megane-san's girlfriend please subscribe to ai-chan so corpo-chan gives her more toggles! (*´∀｀)ﾉ]
i'm sending subliminal messages your vway. they're vworking and you are going to talk to me ohhh yes you vwill... you think i'm so hot and smart and funny, you simply cannot resist me. i am vworking my vway into your thinkpan and i vwill stay there... heheheheh... #manifesting #desperate
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < we got lighthouses set up for the tour groups lost in there.
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < we can hear the echoes from @ephemeralMinx @turingTranscendence
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < void players are known for those cavernous ass pussies. #NSFW #Classpects
｢kekeke~ megane-san drew himself in an outfit he had in a yume! (・∀・) kyaahhh!! (*≧з≦) he feels so sugoi...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yume means dream! (*ﾟー^) megane-san went to sleepies in his cupe next to ai-chan's plapdoll... and saw himself like this! (´ﾛ｀ﾉ)ﾉ such a hentai outfit, gaahhh... he hopes nyobody will think he's a pervert (ФωФ) keh... at least he feels sugoi! ヘ(^_^) sugoi means kyool.]
｢(￣皿￣) naked tosan said megane-san can't have any miluki until his yushoku is finished.｣ ｢(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: miluki means lusus milk (T▽T) yushoku means dindin! waahhhh~ megane-san lives in HELL TUNNEL!!!!!!!!]
｢a lot of megane-san's tomodachi are asking｣ ｢(∩´∀｀)∩ "megane-san, megane-san, when did kyu become east alternian!"｣ ｢(*´ｪ｀)σ this shitsumon is easy! (*^ーﾟ) ever since megane-san discovered manga and anime, he felt a special awakening in his kokoro! (* ´ ▽ ` *) before, megane-san could never connect with gaijin... (*´,_ゝ｀) they did nyaht appreciate sugoi things, like animes ( -д-) the art of trollhongo! (*･ω･*) or visual novels (；｀∀´) byut then... megane-san stopped leaving his tunnel hive!! (*￣∇￣)ノ and found the interneto! (*｀▽´*) where all the east alternians he met...｣ ｢Σ(・∀・) accepted him!!｣ ｢hai hai!! (ﾟωﾟ) the east alternians and otaku of the web found kinship in megane-san, and nyow! (*^￢^*) megane knows... he didn't BECOME east alternian... (((o(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)o))) he was always east alternian... on his insides! (*´∀｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tomodachi means friends! (*ゝω･*) shitsumon means question. (*/∀＼*) kokoro means both pusher and soul! (*^ーﾟ) nyaha, see? this is why megane-san embraces his east alternian side! (*￣∇￣*) syo many words... have such good meaning!]
｢megane-san is releasing... (´～｀) a public shazai...｣ ｢*clears throat*｣ ｢(´_ゝ｀) nē nē minasan, gomenne!! (-_-;) when megane-san called eri-chan a femboi, he didn't knyow eri-chan was actually...｣ ｢ke...｣ ｢keke....｣ ｢kekekeke!!!!! (ФωФ)｣ ｢･｡ﾟOPPAI NO AKUMA!!!!･｡ﾟ Σ(・∀・)｣ ｢KEKEKEKEKE!!!!~ megane-san's kirihorno is tingling!~ chikuchikusuru, ahhhn~~ (ФωФ) megane-san knyows nyow exxxactly what type of kyutiegirl eri-chan is, she's nyo femboi at all! (*￣∇￣)ノ this #waifuification is entering supa special mode gear 3!! (*ゝω･*) eri-chan @caligulaAscendit asked herself, andddd~ kekeke, eri-chan wants to play with pone-chan @centaursTurmoil ... (ФωФ) nnnggh~~ megane-san spent all nighto thinking about how eri-chan and pone-chan would...｣ ｢hfff~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)｣ ｢frolick~~☆｣ ｢kyah! (；・∀・) a-anyway! eri-chan is a real himedere! (*￣∇￣)ノ she let's you knyow exactly who she is, and her presence commands the block! (*ゝω･*) one might assume this type of kyutie wears lacy pantsu, byutttt~ fufufufu! (*´ﾉ∀`*) megane-san knyows for sure that she wears striped pantsu, with nyo bows! (*´▽｀)v eri-chan's immaturity is part of her kyutiecharm! (* ´ ▽ ` *) if kyu want her in your harem, you have to play her gameu her way!｣ ｢kekeke~...｣ ｢or at least pretend to... (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE AND #NSFW #FETISH CONTENT!! (ФωФ) DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) shazai means apology. gomen, everynyan! (ﾟーﾟ*) megane-san made a mistake... gomen means so sowwy (ＴДＴ ) oppai no kuma means (*´∀｀)ﾉ beast of the breast! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ kyaaahh~! isn't dat kyool!?! megane-san made this title himself, eri-chan's special nickname for (ФωФ) special cupetime, keke~ ☆ a himedere is a gyirl who acts like a princess! regal and exxxtreme, these kyuties command the room with their kyutiekyutikyuwerful gaze! (´ﾟдﾟ｀) they're as demanding as they are kawaii, byuttt~ (゜∀。) under all that entitlement is a kyutiegirl who just wuvs her senpai all the same! (*^ー^)ノ striped pantsu represent a sense of blossoming immaturity in a gyirl, an innocence that underlies eri-chan's persona! (*^ーﾟ) maybe eri-chan has dark colored stripies... (ФωФ) and frilly accents... (*´▽｀) to show her husbando that she can handle herself, even if she was hatched bashful!!! (ФωФ) kekekeke~~ megane-san bets pone-chan takes gud care of them when she does the washies...]
｢oyasumi, minasan! (*^▽^)/ kekek~ ( ￣▽￣) megane-san brings back your teiki hōsō bangumi! (ФωФ) keh... moar #waifuification nyahw! tonight's waifu is getting... g-getting... n-nghh!! Σヽ(｀д´；)ﾉ m-megane-san's unihorno is gyoing doki doki!!! g-gyah!!! h-he can't... stoppu...｣ ｢KYAAHHHHHH!!!!!｣ ｢(∩｀Q´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ.°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 .°˖⋆｣ ｢...｣ ｢(゜д゜*)｣ ｢(* ゜д゜)｣ ｢i-is everynyan okie? (,,・д・)｣ ｢(* ´ ▽ ` *) a-ah!! okie, eburibody is daijobou!! e-except for...(゜ロ゜)｣ ｢(ФωФ) kekeke, konya's waifu, pone-chan @centaursTurmoil !! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) this waifu has been hit by a supa supa speciaru waifu beamu, the umawaifu beam!!! ( ＾ω＾ ) half uma and half waifu, pone-chan is the type of gyirl that keeps you on your hooves! (*￣∇￣)ノ kekeke~ pone-chan seems like a refined and regal himedere, byut just talking to her reveals her trappu! (´u｀ﾉ)ﾉ keke, pone-chan is just as nyaughty and dirty as the oinkbeasts instead of the hoofbeasts~~ (ФωФ) this kyutiegirl definitely wears dark pantsu, with no print, if she wears any at all! (´▽｀) mature and refined, her pantsu make it seem like she has nyathing to prove! (///ω///) kekeke~~~ aahhh~ byut she wuvs the breeze against her｣ ｢f-flank!! baka, what did you think megane was gunna say!?! (￣□￣)!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE CONTENT! (ФωФ) gud nighto, everynyan!! (*･∀･*) teiki hōsō bangumi means regularly scheduled programming! ( -∀・) don't you knyow, you wuv to read all megane has to say! ( ≧∀≦)ノ wealth of nyah-ledge, fufufufu!!! ( ☆∀☆) konya means nighto! uma means... (*´,_ゝ｀) well... hoofybeast. (´c_｀ ) duhh. (* ´ ▽ ` *) a himedere is a kyutiegirl with a princess complex! (*￣∇￣)ノ Basically, this girl likes to be treated like she's all that, even if she's nyaht! girls like this usually wuv a common fella... (ФωФ) kekeke~ or lowblood!! ( ・ω・)]
Ahaha. Forgive me. I'm attempting to keep my mentally ill and highly unstable charge from being used by an unknown entity. ♔ I am EXTREMELY tired.♔
PLEASE do not join a cult.♔
｢kekekeke~ megane-san is taking a kyuka from his usual #waifuification to be... (ФωФ) kekeke.... nyaughty!!! (｀∀´) his sticky prongles dyon't stop~ kyaaaa!!! (〃´ω`〃) thinking about eri-chan @caligulaAscendit makes boku doki doki!! megane's kokoro won't stop! (゜∀。) ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ai-chan are you watching ai-chan hai ai-chan megane missed you syo much (´；ω；`) kyuka means break! (´･ω･｀) kokoro means pusher, and doki doki means it won't stop going... da dan... da dan... da dan!!! (≧▽≦)]
I feel like I should probably block chittr, but he does need the enrichment. Can't say I approve of what he posts, though.♔
wwearin your boot like a muzzle and hypervventilatin til the lack a oxygen and bootstink sends me to the ethereal plane
｢how megane-san feels when he gets lots of wuvvins on his posts! (*￣∇￣)ノ｣
Naaaaaaaah nah, gotta commit to your word! Walk it like you talk ot, 8ro-ham. >::::)
You shouldn't get this worked up with your condition. I'm getting concerned. Perhaps you should.♔
Oh dear. It seems I've chosen quite the time to begin using Chittr.♔
｢megane-san mewosamasu early in the yonaka byuuttt~... \(*´ｪ｀*)/ *yawwwnnnn~ big stretch~* (´ω｀) he goes right back to cupe!! keke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mewosamasu means wakeys! (*´・з・) yonaka means midnight! ( ´∀｀ )]
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < some of y'all are depressing as fuck. try out something more uplifting: like a noose. #Self-Harm
｢kirai.(｀_´) let me tell kyu how much megane-san has come to kirai responder-chan since boku began to live. (｀ヘ´)there are 387.44 million miles of #waifuifications drawn on wafer thin pages that fill his tonneru.(｀ロ´;) if the word kirai was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate megane-san feels for responder-chan @technicallyTimaeus at this micro-instant.(｀皿´) kirai. KIRAI. ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ)｣ ｢megane-san kirais this waifu syo much that he can't stop looking at her!! Σ(￣皿￣;;) nyahthing about this kyutiegirl is remarkable! (o･｀Д´･o) responder-chan is busujoshi (｀ε´ ) bleugh!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING! THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! (*ゝω･*) kirai means HATE!!! (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ) GYAHHH!!! responder-chan was syo mean to megane about ai-chan, he nearly activated his....𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖈 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉... g-gyah! (；゜_゜) megane-san had to work exxxtra hard to hold it in! (；´_ゝ`) for the safety of eburybody on chittr... megane-san's power is contained within him like the nine-tailed yipbeast... (;｀･ω･)ﾉ tonneru means tunnel hive, where megane lives! ( ￣ー￣) busujoshi means hideous bitch.]
Every teal blood is approximately four and three quarter apples tall btw.
ִ ࣪𖤐 T×̷̷͜×̷ maNy sHOrt ONez. YOu a×̷̷͜×̷ must simply grOw! ๋࣭ ⭑
WE gotta bring back that shit where they chain you down in the middle a town and everybody throws tomatoes at YOU NOT for me natch just for everyone bein cringe on the FEED
｢behind me, ohime-chan! (o･｀Д´･o)!! megane will protect you!｣
｢megane-san is hontōni me ga mienai. f(^_^;) sometimes he has a hard time reading everynyan's kyutiespeech! (；^∀^)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hontōni me ga mienai is an east alternian phrase meaning "unblessed in mortal sight, but gifted in spiritual wisdom and prowess" (〃´▽`) gyahhh~ east alternian girls are so kyutie!! (´ω｀*) way more cutie than western pootiegirls.]
｢(´ρ`)ebury random person comes to megane-san and goes...｣ ｢( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) gyahh, kyoolguy! jibun jishin o senbetsu suru!｣ ｢and megane-san's demon-slaying ganderbulb begins to twitch... (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ) before he remembers...... (;￣ー￣) boku doesn't know them at all! (；｀∀´) false agents of the hivestems hidden in the suna! (；・∀・) megane-san's villain-culling katana is sheathed.... (´_ゝ`)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: jibun jishin o senbetsu suru is the catchphrase deployed by the nyobodies that megane-san gets in his nyotifications! (。-∀-) it means "cull yourself, smexy fool!" (； ･`ω･´) megane-san would never do that! (*ov.v)o suna means sand.]
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｢ohayo, minasan! (*･∀･) megane-san is modoru for another #waifuification! (*￣∇￣)ノ nyahahaha~ megane-san has a tokubetsu gesuto for this entry! nyan other than (ФωФ) 8-chan herself! (＾∀＾) kekeke~ 8-chan @naughtyTechnician was so enraptured by omni-chan's kyutiegirl moe that she requested this herself Σ( ﾟДﾟ) she wanted omni-chan to be kyutie beamed Σ(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ begged megane-san, said "onegai, megane-senpai, 8-chan gārukurasshu omni-chan, tasukete! (；・∀・)" and megane-san said... (￣ー￣)ｂ hai. kohai, megane-san will take care of kyu! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ syoooooo~~ this is omni-chan @universallyConquering ! (〃´▽`) honyahstly, megane-san doesn't knyow much about omni-chan... (´～｀) byuttt he got choto shashin of her. (ФωФ) omni-chan might look unfortnyanate at first, but her oppai and moe-moe tsundere kyaheart will make all her koibito doki doki!! (〃´ω`〃)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: good morning, eburybody! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) tokubetsu gesuto means special guest! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ that's right, megane-san does requests. (*≧ω≦) 8-chan said "please, megane-san, my girlcrush on omni-chan is too much, help me! (* ´ ▽ ` *)" (。・ω・。) and megane-san is a gentleman, so he said, "yes, babygrub, boku will help" (￣ー+￣) choto shashin means tons of pictures. (*^ーﾟ) koibito means omni-chan's lots of lovers! (*⌒∇⌒*)]
｢(；｀∀´) some kyutiegirls want to reijibeito megane-san by being mean....(´Д｀) just so that he'll use his kyutiebeam on them!! (´ε ｀ ) byuttttt~ megane-san knyows where the real gyuniku is... (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kekekeke~~ eburybody wants megane-san's attention! (*￣∇￣)ノ reijibeito means ragebait, an east alternian term describing the activity of forum trolls who want to intentionally anger others! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ so baka! (｀ε´ ) hmmph. (･｀ω´･ ) gyuniku means beef.]
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < im FUCKING SAYING. #WOKE #EWE
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they were right cutting your hair is a waste of energy
｢minasan, yoku kiite! (*￣∇￣)ノ it's megane-san, here for another... Σ(￣o￣ ) #waifuification !! (^з^)-☆ kekeke~ this episodo is choto tokubetsu, because it features one of megane-san's besto friendos! (*｀▽´*) hai, this episode is all about... phunny-chan!! @consequentlyOblique (＾ｐ＾) ahh~ phunny-chan is the gurandorīdā of team haisha, which megane-san is a part of! (*つ▽`)っ without phunny-chan... (；´_ゝ`) megane would be bored... (゜_゜;) byutt, anywayyy~~ (´▽｀*) one thing kyu must know ahout phunny-chan is her fukkura-kan kawaii! (*＞∇＜) phunny-chan prides herself in being a futotta makeinu! ahhh~ you might think her being... (ФωФ) pweasantwy pwump (ФωФ) would make her pantsu hard to wear, byuutttt~ (*ﾉ∀｀*) kekek, nyaht the case!! (〃´ω`〃) phunny-chan is such a lazy, gyogetting kyutie, that she probably doesn't even wear dem at all! (*´∀｀)ﾉ fufufu~ megane-san sukis her syo much, because it's moar to wuv (*≧ω≦) even if there's less to raid!! (o´・∀・)o ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: THIS POST CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE OR #NSFW CONTENT, DEAD HATO! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! (*_*) (hato means coobeast) eburybody, listen up! (^3^)/ choto tokubetsu means very special and important, because team chūdo is VERY neato! (*´∇｀) megane-san even calls phunny-chan the GRAND LEADER, of team chud! (ﾟーﾟ*) in east alternian trollhongo, of course, nyehehe~ ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ fukkura-kan kawaii means "plumpgirl kyuteness", which is phunny-chan's patented moe mode! ♪(´ε｀*) ahh~ phunny-chan's futotta makeinu pride~ chubby chud pride! (＾＾) syo kawaii!! ahh~ megane-san thinks about phunny-chan all the time.(´∀｀*)ε｀ )]
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｢(* ´ ▽ ` *) is kage-chan east alternian?｣
[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kagero is the east alternian term meaning heat haze! (*￣∇￣)ノ this poetic terminology is primarily used to describe the fragility found within the swelter of dry season heat! (*￣∇￣*) ahh~ so kawaii! (*ゝω･*) kagero project is one of megane-san's hidden favorites!! (*ﾟー^)]
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < FEEL. FILTHY. these heinous little goatshits ain't got no slight of home-training.
｢(*￣ー￣) it is pronounced mahnga, not manega. (￣ー￣) onegai, gaijin. (*´_`) teishi hazukashi.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: the pronunciation of trollhongo is highly important to the life of a nyotaku such as megane-san! (*^ー^)ノ so this is very important, listen up! (^-^)/ onegai means please, and gaijin means yucky ugly westerner! (*´-`) teishi hazukashi means... (ΘдΘ) stop the cringies... please... megane-san can't take anymore gaijin fails!]
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < embarrassing slut. got your snail trail on my shoe from you dragging it around my posts. #NSFW
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < maybe i'll just destroy some twink's brain and drag 'em around that way. save me the trouble of buying one. #mind-break #nsfw #slavery #NSFW #WOKE #BROKE
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < need a workboy. the cheaper the better. needs to be able to do chores around the hive. #NSFW #Slavery #NSFW #WOKE #BROKE
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < ain't no discipline in boys these days. #WOKE #SPLAT-BAIT
｢megane-san: ai-chan... call my tomodachi... (*￣∇￣)ノ ai-chan: uguu~ megane-san, no contacts were found! (゜m゜;) n-nyahni!?! h-how can this happen to such a kyool guy? *oppai bounces* megane-san: kekeke~... ai-chan, call my pawns... (ФωФ) ai-chan: a-ah! Σヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ) nyah~☆! 1,000 contacts found, senpai! (*^￢^*) megane-san: keh... (*´_｀) just as expected...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tomodachi means friends.]