♦ pitied by @gallowsCalibrated
LIKE BEATING YOu SENSELESS IN A SuBWAY STATION. AND HOLDING YOu AGAINST ONCOMING TRAFFIC. IN THE HOPES THAT YOu SPLATTER AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. WHILE MY MuSCLES EFFORTLESSLY DEFLECT THE ENSuING CARNAGE. TO TEACH YOu A LESSON. NOT ANY SPECIFIC ONE IN PARTICuLAR. JuST ONE IN OWNERSHIP.
making me feel like the most pitiful strider on this site cmon man
YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET. I HATE YOU. I HATE THIS GAME. I HATE THE CONCEPT OF BIOLOGY. I CHOSE SOMETHING SO PROFOUNDLY WEIRD AND UNSETTLING THAT NO SELF-RESPECTING PERSON WOULD EVER DARE TO IMITATE IT. IT’S CALLED A TACTICAL DETERRENT, JOHN. IT’S LIKE BIOLOGICAL WARFARE BUT FOR YOUR USERNAME.
i don’t know. i just do not like playing favorites.
if i am supposed to be picking 3 people who i would want to do that stuff with the most respectively, then someone might see it and feel sad that i didn’t pick them as my first choice or something.
but that sentiment goes for a lot of people and i am indecisive!! and i don’t want anyone to feel left out!
B33 < after midnight chittr f33d i have an inane question B33 < whats the best underling type <3 = imp <> = basilisk <3< = ogre c3< = giclops
I'LL CLICK WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT. DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!
DELETE IT. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY AND THEN SET YOUR COMPUTER ON FIRE SO THE DATA CAN NEVER BE RETRIEVED BY AN UNWARY ARCHEOLOGIST A THOUSAND YEARS FROM NOW.
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[|||] iiif i were to pooost a swiiimsuit piiic, shooould i wear a one pieeece or a bikiiini??? ♥️ - one pieeece ♦️ - bikiiini ♠️♣️ - baaald/not votiiing
someone post somethin i hate havvin to look at that
wwoww im so alone if only someone wwere to be here wwith me to maybe touch me ha woww thatd be fuckin crazy that wwas cringy i should shut the fuck up forevver #nsfw
howw do i do this i dont knoww i wwant (????) to be (??????) touched (?????????????) #nsfw
well it's true darn it i miss my wife
...i think... ...i miss my wife.
man. stuff would be real nice right now. i wanna feel fuzzy. #yearning... #latenightyearning...
i mean. i've been living in a black hole for 17 years? or like. 27 years? i don't know the whole thing is confusing. right now we're gearing up to go kill dirk which means i need to steal my old strife specibus back from the museum.
yeah no i already said that dude sigh but i guessss
i dont wanna always be this horny and pent up but jegus christ am i fucking pathetic and i dont wanna touch myself because i cant hit spots that they were able to #nsfw #yearning #hornyposting
i donn't thinnk just jackinng off is gonnnna cut it annymmore. i nneed to get laid mmann 🤦 #nnsfw
i don't think this is accurate :< https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6dab95afad21.png
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who want me #nsfw #billclinton #billclintonpleasetouchme #iwantyou
no, i think i'm good on keeping some personal things private. unlike most people. :B
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♨𝐼 think 𝐼'ෆ g✿ing t✿ be sick, ✿h ෆy 𝒢✿g. 𝐵een kn✿cking ✿n his d✿✿r f✿r the past like, tw✿-f✿ur days﹖﹖ 𝒯𝐻𝐼𝒮 𝐻𝒜𝒫𝒫𝐸𝒩𝒮﹖﹖ #cw-suicide #g✿re #b✿dyh✿rr✿r
getting 0 n0te chitts at this p0int is fucking embarrassing like 0k i might as well g0 cull myself. #cw-self-harm
can't slEEp, sEnd nudEs #nsfw
i miss my wife, tails. i miss him a lot. i'll be back. #reference #vaugeposting