♣ mediated by @gleamingAsperity
straight up walking "on it"; && by it;;; well;;; lets just say "my pussy";
maid dress this maid dress that where is the variety. where's the nurses. where's the librarians. where's the weather anchors huh. this ecosystem is in shambles.
print("is maid dress monday optional")
what if i wore a sexy butler outfit instead
What should I feed to my jar of ichor <3 - Beef jerky <> - Flour <3< - A bug c3< - Assortment of pain killers
im realizing that my fantasies about getting the stuffing beat out of me arent actually sexual at all i just hate myself and want to be destroyed in an act of cathartic violence.
come "take a hit" it tastes exactly like "it";
hitting "the vape" right now;
AHAHAHAHA YOU LOOK "TINY";
Maybe I am. But if I'm St↑id, does that not make you Arrogant to call to fact? You want me to fit the spaces you expect *him* to, but I'm not like that. I don't ask for respect because I don't need your approval. I *like* who I am. In the end, I just want both of us to get along. Not even as friends, if that's so hard for you to grapple.
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒏ — @glitteringAcuity Trycks Treats / Filigree Hallowen The first run-in I had with a LEGISLACERATOR was leagues more tense than what my siblings told me they’d be. “Are you SERIOUSLY FRIVOLIFRETTING?” They teased me. “They’re as dangerous as a proboscized buzzbeast!” For the record, that got heads rolling. Literally. When they capitulated via decapitation. Oh, and died too, I guess. It was a good thing I wasn’t standing TRIAL OR ANYTHING when I met him, because that could’ve been ME, TOO! (CHEER! SWEAT!) But I’m not here to make a JUDGE OF CHARACTER… No wait, I am. That’s literally my thing. (Womp) Don’t forge any legal tender, let’s Take A Gander at Trycks Treats! (The crowd has been sentenced to death!) Spooked by judiciaries and lacking LEGAL REPRESENTATION? Need someone to professionally persuade someone to meet their DEATH? Perhaps you’re in hot riverwater for impeding LEGAL TRUNDLING TORT(OISES)? Not to make this a shameless ADVERTISEMENT OR ANYTHING, but he’s your SPEED DIALEE with a social platform. She’ll hearsay your enemy until they’re six (⒍) measuratory units under! Trycks (no, Goregle Docs, NOT TRUCKS) is a Character and she knows it. Grandiose, bombastic, the type to slam her hands on the bar table TROLL ACE ATTORNEY STYLE and say the thing. You know the one (⒈). There are people who ♥ hogbeastin’ it out for money, but Trycks does it for the money AND the thrill of winning. Even in a block where no one is expected to ↑hold the law (if they were, everyone here would be tried for public indecency), se goes out of sevs way to make sure you KNOW se is running a business. He always knows the ✓ thing to say, the ✓ thing to DO. Each and every response is armed with pointed poise: strong, clever, and ENDLESSLY WITTY. She uses words like daggers between her stumps, using them to get her edge on the field, or to express herself through delicate wordplay. On that note, I say you watch what you type, because like ANY LEGISLACERATOR OF ITS CALIBER, it scrutinizes every. little. thing. It is f→eningly observant. If there’s anything se ♥s more than getting a big bad highblood’s javel banging with a savourverdict, it’s Troll Magic: The Gathering. I would have something adjacently awesome to say about this, but I don’t play it. Thematically speaking, this could mean se has a more escapist side to sev, but that’s too far of a stretch. You need to pick out the common denominator. LITERALLY speaking, ★ lives for the taste of victory. To have your beasts summoned like POSTURING EXHIBITS, making sure your opposition is felled with a grand closing sequence. That sort of zealous overconfidence pervades every space, because maybe that’s all ★ has in the end. You are bold, sharp, and empty. Your confidence scales higher and higher, Icarus forbid, almost like you’re INVITING YOURSELF TO FALL. Because that’ll garner attention, and a judge ♥S a show more than they ♥ the iron taste of violence. You really live ↑ to your moniker, the Thespian. (Positive!) The world is your stage, and you are willing to make people applaud your every word, because that makes you feel like more of a person and less of a cog. But in the end, WHO ARE YOU beneath the bluster? Do you know where you ★t and your archetype ends? Are you Trycks Treats, or PRESTIGE ON A BUSINESS CARD? I’ve seen many people try to become more than what the script ✎s them as, but you engorge yourself in your inevitability. I am not one (⒈) to deter you from how you’ve been living—after all, you’ve very clearly been benefitting off the scheme you’ve built—but the peak of your identity is a STRAWMAN’S FALLACY. You’ve won a case you’ve distorted to “this is all I can ever be.” I could be ✕ for all I know. Maybe there’s a vulnerable side to you that’s never met the light. But this world only knows your mask. (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: KNIGHT OF LIGHT?) (The main nuance that separates Light and Mindbound is the Light’s proclivity to as-sume chances. Trycks tends to dabble in fortuitous knowledge, of the FLUKISH AND FLOURISHING kind, more than ★ strives to be tricksteriously impartial. Also, active gamblingnancy. I rest my case.) Be sure to give our friend here a FOLLOW OR A CALL! (I am personally a big fan of her account, even BEFORE I made this post! Is that weird? VERY. Anyway more poetry please.) I’ll see you in the NEXT ONE! #gandertag #job
I'm glad you liked my goose fact. I'll share More whenever I can. :]
a demonstratione of love is more importante than a declaratione of love !