@grievanceCrusader — #pleasereflect
I want y9u t9 imagine me cracking my pr9ver6ial knuckles in a n9nvi9lent, n9nthreatening way as I 6egin t9 press my digits 9nt9 my key69ard with the same diligence 9f a swing6east and his typewriter. Th9ugh, I aim t9 make m9re sensical w9rks than the af9rementi9ned 6east. I w9uld like t9 clarify that I am n9t sh9cked 6y the existence 9f desire. I am aware that pe9ple find 9ther pe9ple attractive. I have, in fact, enc9untered the c9ncept 6ef9re, 9ften against my will and usually 9n this we6site. #Clarificati9n #Attracti9nMenti9n #ChittrMenti9n #PleaseD9N9tStart #Swing6eastMenti9n #TypeWriter #Cracking #...Read more
Hell9, Chittr. #Salutati9ns #9fDisapp9intment N9w, 6ef9re I 6egin, I w9uld like t9 clarify that I am n9t interested in pr9ducing a crude little geneal9gical chart t9 shake at 9ne an9ther in an eff9rt t9 res9lve 6l99dline hygiene. This is g9ing t9 9perate fr9m a s9cial and p9wer-6ased standp9int. That's right, we are g9ing t9 6e talking a69ut a h9t 6utt9n t9pic. Incest. #Incest #IncestMenti9n #Geneal9gyMenti9n #PleaseRead6ef9reReacting #NSFWE #Inc9ming That is n9t my c9ncern, geneal9gically speaking. 9r rather, it is n9t 9n the same axis that my current c9ncern currently rests. I understand that ...Read more
@aeneasCaldarium asks: "vwhats y9ur take 9n seers and the vway they guide 9thers? #SeerTW #GuidanceMenti9n" Cr9nus, I am g9ing t9 d9 y9u the extra9rdinary c9urtesy 9f interpreting this as a sincere questi9n a69ut Seers, guidance, and the ethical resp9nsi6ilities inherent t9 advis9ry classpect la69r, rather than as whatever extremely damp little innuend9 is alm9st certainly lurking under the w9rd “guide,” 6ecause if I start dignifying every suggestive sylla6le y9u leave unattended in my ask69x, I will have effectively v9lunteered t9 6ec9me a municipal cleanup crew f9r y9ur pers9nality. #SeerTW #Guida...Read more
N9w I realize that 6y even 6eginning t9 type this p9st, I am inviting a num6er 9f y9ur very predicta6le resp9nses, including 6ut n9t limited t9 accusati9ns 9f prudishness, jeal9usy, sexual repressi9n, anti-fun m9ralism, "n9t understanding the 6it," "n9t getting a g99d rating," and whatever pr9f9undly unhelpful little phrases y9u will inevita6ly c9nstruct fr9m the w9rds 6ulge, 69undary, and 6ureaucracy, 6ut at the risk 9f making myself 6riefly useful in a space which appears increasingly determined t9 c9nvert every pu6lic square int9 a lightly m9derated place 9f curati9n, I w9uld like t9 discuss @6ulgeCura...Read more
I have n9ticed s9me c9ncern already 6eginning t9 circulate ar9und Cr9nus's (@aeneasCaldarium) newly ann9unced s9-called “6a6e-9ff,” which, f9r th9se f9rtunate en9ugh n9t t9 have had this phrase inflicted up9n their awareness yet, appears t9 6e a pu6lic attractiveness t9urnament designed t9 determine, thr9ugh mass appr9val, which presuma6ly female 9r female-adjacent individual in parad9x space is the m9st aesthetically rewarding t9 l99k at. #6a6e9ffMenti9n #Cr9nusMenti9n #AttractivenessC9ntest #Pu6licRanking I w9uld like t9 6egin 6y saying that I am disapp9inted. #Disapp9inted I w9uld then like t...Read more