♠ hated by @groovyAnomaly
dont DM me asking f0r technical support. i d0nt care about y0ur broken setup and i h0pe your m0therboard catches fire.

:33< im the one who tells lies
Genuinely I think she thinks I am being hyperbolic when I talk about what I've done to keep my knight with me. So let me be abundantly clear. I once played the game so many of you speak of, and my heart, my one and only, my dearest knight... died very early in our session due to certain circumstances within our game. The other players at our metaphorical table were ignorant, cruel, and small-minded, and would have prevented me (and certainly tried, too) from seeing him safely resurrected per the games terms for my perceived sins. So I unmade them. All of them. And everything else along with them. Save for my Knight, my Joseph. Love does not do anything by halves.

I feel it best that I extend a formal apology, to Laika and those who love them. Last night, I helped them relapse. I offered them alcohol, and did not even try rescind that offer after finding out they were four months sober. I was already more inebriated than usual myself, and I believed at the time that allowing them to get plastered would keep them from doing something worse. Selfishly, though, I think I just wanted someone to get wasted with. I'm sorry, Laika. Please, please don't blame yourself. You were vulnerable, and I was irresponsible. For what it's worth, I was glad to have you around either way.
is that *here the fuck my alternian express cards been *hat the FUCK i-e been beating the ser-ants o-er finding that fucker
bad bitches lo-e jm (me im jm) (bitches lo-e me)

GLASSES: IF WEARING THEM MAKE YOṴ “SMART”. HOW COME YOṴ FAIL EYE TEST?

totally tubular (|:D
just a reminder no* that my last set of holes ran off im offishially BACK ON THE MARKET! if youd like a piece of a 9 foot tall sead*ellin sex god, you just go on and submit your information into that link on my pinned post. then i, considerin you do *ell enough, joseph mother, *ill pri-ately message you my thoughts and opinions. ill post the link here too for safe measure. good luck to all those that apply!

chewing on your leather shoes

