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this will probably be the last time i post it, but. join #amongus! code is pzntqg!
god, can those two losers just shut up and hatesnog already? at least they'd be quiet! #directed
thank you guys for joining my game! good night!
They're nice outfits. And not everyone wearing them is a lady. But you don't need to wear them, it is certainly not compulsory.
ive always had a strong appreciation for mondays
[A video is uploaded. The time stamp says it was taken yesterday at 10:37 pm, an unintentional temporal delay making it not show up until now, the timestamp on the post flickering between 11:22 pm and the current time. The phone is set on a flat surface, pointed at the semi-transparent clock that has now been moved into a yard. John, Rose, Dave and Jade stand in front of it, all in their 30s and all in their God Pyjamas, which somehow still fit. An unsure glance is shared between them before the women step forward, a couple hours left over on the clock as Jade touches it and soft spacy shadows start spreading across the surface like a spreading mould. Rose kneels on the ground, pulling at little orange glowing orbs in the air like someone trying to find a specific book on a library shelf. John then steps forwards and floats above it, arm glowing a soft white as he pulls at the minute hand, trying to make it move backwards. Then is Dave's turn, glancing down at Rose as she pulls out an orb and crushes it in her palm, giving an affirmative nod to him. By now the spatial mould had travelled across half of the clock, and Dave readied his sword to strike it right in the middle. It sunk into the space like a portal, and a slow crack started to travel along the clock face, snaking its way to the edges. The whole group seemed relieved as the clock broke in in half, Jade reaching her arm into the mould up to the shoulder as Rose moved over to press her hand over the spot, soft beams of light helping guide the other until she withdrew her arm, holding 3 different copies of "SBURB: Early Access". Happiness flashed across their faces for a brief second before John suddenly retracted his hands like he'd been burned, and the clock hand started turning like it was starting a tornado. The four of them step back, panicking. Static gathered at the edge of the video, lines appearing as the camera cracks and a bright light flashes. The video was completely silent the whole time, apart from one final scream from the four of them as the video finally cuts to black.] #daves-reset
⦓ While I'm mostly neutral on maid dresses I think at the current moment I prefer the idea of #maiddressmonday to #matespritmonday and #moirailmonday because um. Well. I still have a lot of mourning to do it seems... You'd think after a sweep I'd get over it! ⦔ ⦓ I guess I could put on a maid dress, though? ⦔
#MA1DDRE22MONDAY HUH? 1 TH1NK WE CAN A1M JU2T A L1TTLE H1GHER THAN THAT, CANT WE LAD1E2?
>>| .i .always forget that .i need to cute necklace like yours. very cute.
၄⋆၃ thank goodness i and ruby live together bexause it makes me feel less xreepy stalking her posts :)
«hell yeah»
>>| mood: chewing .on pens.
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:33< #maiddressmonday? :33< okay sure here have this old pic of meow in a maid dress :33< slightly #nsfw :33< https://i.imgur.com/f60W7c8.png
tru but i swear raw onion is bettr than eatin a whole ass raw gralic clove
--> SInce people are talkIng about Pesterchum agaIn. --> You can fInd me under the same handle. --> --> That's all.
paws #paws
women?! where
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*gg wags her tail absentmindedly on your timeline as she lays on the ground..*
in a little under three hours, #si(knast7sunda7 will begin! and due to the es(ort being unable to host, it’s m7 show tonight! (ome join me in the smoke room! #nsfw
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Oh he's fine he got stabbed with an epi pen #hopelivesanotherday #violence #shitscrazy #heardsomethingsbreaking
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Make sure tO eat well!! (✿◠‿◠) #selfcare —— (˘ ³˘)
*rolls around your timeline and... flops like a fish?! :O*
feeling the urge t☀︎ tear s☀︎me☀︎ne t☀︎ fucking ribb☀︎ns with my teeth >:D #vi☀︎lence #n☀︎tinasexywaythistimejustfuckingMURDER
i don't have anything important to add but i'm also pinching your nose
apparently putting a "may include traces of nut" sticker on someone's stomach after cream pieing them *wasn't* a good joke?? tough crowd ig :/ #nsfw
z0m9 mary zu3z r r3all???
The thicker your thighs are more the more kittens can fit on your lap.
hes gettin his boytits slapped raww as a rewward
felt opening or no, it’s sunda7, and that means #si(knast7sunda7! 6pm pst, 9pm est, just like (lo(kwork, and isn’t that a suddenl7 relevant turn of phrase. guaranteed no possible sinister asso(iations, just an org7 with an open invitation. (ome on down! #nsfw
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g∞d I fucking l∞ve when men are dumb. patting all their heads in reward.
I prefer to simply treat them as the dogs they are behaving like, rather than remedy the situation how one might a dog they aren't properly suited to take care of. I find far more promising results tucking a riding crop underneath their chin, easing my hand over their muzzle, pushing back their ears, and fur, and chidingly remarking, "Oh. Did Puppy get lost? Did Puppy get confused...? Paws aren't for playtime, poor thing. Come here. Let Mommy set you right. That's it. Nice and easy. Now, roll over." Before even offering the slightest bit of actual intimacy of any sort, the gesture is usually enough to short circuit most untrained brains. I barely even have to slink stockings back over them, or slide into leather pumps before compliance is practically guaranteed. Temptation can be right there, and they will choose to ignore it in favor of fervent fealty. Though it is a touch more involved than your suggestion. Stern corrections or a soft guiding hand? Which builds trust?
I Am Listening To Nine Inch Nails, Because I Have Good Taste. #serene
Goodness, I am sore today. While I had fun yesterday, I would not do that again for a little while. If you are eating a fruit or vegetable that someone else had to pick today, please spare a moment to think of them and be thankful.
pov i got u trapped in a jar and i got u some glow in the dark star stickers 2 stick on #yourjar
>:εε * climbs you up th3n m3ows at your fac3 * ;33 ~
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later today #sicknastysunday #nsfw
#NEEDDAT
no prob action jaxxon
:33 < when should i debut my furst hornypost :33 < i f33l like it n33ds to be saved fur the right moment
Fuckin' fish.
⫸ friend just texted me 4sking if i've g⨀tten l4id recently. i s4id i'm w⨀rking ⨀n it!!! #nsfw
I think that might be a more literal interpretation of the word Prince.
OKAY I KEEP GETTING HEADACHES AGAIN AND ZONING OUT. I’M GONNA TAKE LIKE A THIRTY MINUTE NAP.
Since my link br0ke i might as well rep0st my selfie #eeselfie #eeart https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/09efc136a768.png
Only one logical conclusion, huh?
don't test me I literally have a hear me out powerpoint I made a sweep ago
yknow what im like a glowstick in a lot of ways
▼another death already, we're on a streak chittr▲