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both h0t and actually smart. cereal doesnt get s0ggy and milk doesnt turn intw0 gross sickly sweet unic0rn piss.
c< SHips were Made 4 siNKiN WHisKey Made 4 siNKiN if we were Made Of cellOpHaNe wed all get stiNKiN druNK MucH faster! >c
₍^. .^₎⟆ Spheres !n the way of my typ!ng because they too b!g >:/ ꠹
eating a big hotdog. important update.
[MM] is now Offline if you need me, dm me!
c< alrigHt, iM gONNa gO play DBFZ witH a frieNd >c
FAT WOMEN
AND PEAK GRACES THE DASH
.be honesT ?how many of you wanna chance to poke the big tootH
.i want wafflefrieS
₍^. .^₎⟆ Purressss!ng my warm belly on your face꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Bo!ng bo!ng ꠹
Merry #VoreDay the Second. Today's illustration is following that classic tradition: 8th of August — The Eating. Our commissioner is, of course, anonymous. But, below is a missive promptly scrambled by Junior to enforce non-identity. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Bitch. I know you're going to somehow alter the bounds of my plans. Probably add a section in about your dumb victorious grin and ill-gotten victory. But I always will account for your bullshit. So I ordered three frames. XD Sucker. Now you look like you're enjoying the loss. Does kind of change the overall tone of the piece, huh? Not my job to question it. Here's a loser playing with their food or something like that.
Sneekpeak. For the real #mawposting masses. Permission granted by my lost-in-time benefactor. Ain't that neat.
c< #lyricpOstiNg I liKe My wOMeN sMart! I liKe My wOMeN duMb! I liKe My wOMeN sKiNNy! I liKe My wOMeN pluMp! I liKe My wOMeN traNs! I liKe My wOMeN cis! I liKe My wOMeN iN betweeN! THey Never Miss! I liKe My wOMeN Nasty! DON't MiNd Her cleaN! I liKe wHeN sHes sweet! But i lOve wHeN sHe's MeaN I liKe it wHeN My wOMeN WOMeN! WOMeN! I liKe it wHeN My- I LOVE WOMEN! >c
Merry #VoreDay the First, to the enlightened. Theme of today's illustrative clash is, naturally, in line with the holiday: 7th of August — The Eater. Our commissioner would like to remain anonymous. Aside from a small, Junior-dequirked message to a very unlucky victim, which follows. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Having glimpsed my unenviable fate in the certain future, I would like to exercise some small control over the here and the now and the torment to come. This will be finished at just the right moment to make him furious. Crazy. But hey. An artist has to make a living. So butter your biscuits and get straight nasty on the click-through. This sucker only loops once, per commissioner's orders, so rewatches are manual... And they say that #sadism is dead.
y.all didn.t like that one. i got it. god forbid a fat boy get a little greasy with it.
:33< women!
c< MeOw >c
no hotdog post today. hotdogs cancelled.
₍^. .^₎⟆ !m so joys꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ G!ggl!ng and k!ck!ng my pawSss꠹