Jeff the Killer
@killerJeff
urrrghhh im not a person who gets upset or mad very easily! but im mad!
stupid alternian men
I regained the ability to age shortly after I achieved some degree of corporeality. The original body rotted long ago. I will never know what I could have grown to be. I don't remember my own face. I embrace my fate with open arms. Looking like your hero isn't so bad, is it? ▼
@killerJeff You can't pity my chit when you look like THAT. ▼
fuuuuuck this pepperoni pizza slaps.
Will you Bro the Spare a Slice?
Just invest in CDs and a high yield savings account. #jefftheinvestor
Invest in finding my pages. I will award one SlenderCoin per page.
Yeah, alright.
they banned me from the standup theater i perform at i have nothing left except making the entirety of gotham erupt in laughter hard enough to make their lungs explode i guess not that it means anything without my usual 5pm timeslot at the gigglehut
if murderers were funny id hang
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im the jorker baby
How may I shape your reality?
(A Cadbury egg Jeff the appears at about eye level for Jeff, rotating counterclockwise until retrieved.)
i wish i had a pastrami reuben
You know you've been Jorker the Trespassed