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"who the fuck" we'VE LITERALLY met in person.
I'm noot brushing my teeth with it thoough
It has come to our attention that many are concerned regarding the DTUBER update and reprogramming process. Not to worry Alternia as we take you questions and comments with serious input, this will answer them here to better update the public. Q1: "Oh sh*t, this is a dtuber thing? I've done some modeling on the side, co~ol stuf~f. The personality is fun, real unique. I'm sure she'l~l ap~peal to al~l the perverts out there, and that's the most important market lol. The puz~zle ARG stuf~f is a fun twist to~o, you should ke~ep that up. Gues~s it's just a mat~ter of her design being go~od. I'l~l find a way to stan no mat~ter what though. Oshi oshi or whatever they say." We are happy to hear that you are interested in the DTUBER project and may possibly seek out further assistance for future models. We are unsure what you mean about ARG but appreciate the sentiment regardless. We have been working hard with a team of designers to determine if the original look will appeal to modern tastes or if it requires updating, we hope you enjoy the result either way. Q2: "I want a local copy of Ai-chan on my personal home devices. Failing that, I want her back on Chittr. Thanks in advance." While we appreciate your passion we are unfortunately unable to supply a local source copy of UNNAMED DTUBER PROJECT onto your device and there is currently no client copies in the work regarding DTUBER. We hope you will continue supporting it and our future endeavors however. Q3: "ai-chan onegai come hive to papa-chan" We have received your many messages and have already issued a cease and desist multiple times. Current continuation of this harassment towards staff may be met with Imperial Drone action. Q4: "Give her back." I assure you our team is working tirelessly to bring Alternia a product we can all be pleased with. We are trying. For further questions or input you are welcome to message us over at https://dtuberfeedback.carrd.co/ We look forward to hearing from you! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠙⠻⢶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠶⠛⠛⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣇⠀⠀⣙⣿⣦⣤⣴⣿⣁⠀⠀⣸⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣷⣄⡈⢻⣿⡟⢁⣠⣾⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠈⠛⣰⠿⣆⠛⠁⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣦⠀⠘⠛⠋⠀⣴⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠀⠀⠀⠾⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⣁⣠⣤⣤⡶⠶⠶⣤⣄⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣮⣉⣉⣉⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣋⡥⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢻⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣋⣁⣤⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I need like 15 minutes coompletely aloone a toooothbrush and a boottle oof bleach
When hoot stuff leaves her bedroooom too shoower and i have exactly 10 minutes befoore she catches me making oout with her salt lamp
just felt like a demon took over my body for a second but i'M good now
konbanwa megane-san! when i said it was okay for you to do a waifuification i didn'T expect a post like this! to hear about how megane-san really thinks of watashi as a GRAND LEADER... uoooh! it fills watashi'S pusher with happiness! i'M glad megane-san really captured my weight in a tasteful fashion, but to be clear i do wear pantsu! just very baggy ones! perhaps one day we'LL get to see megane-san hit with his own waifuification beam, hmm? that would be so omoshiroi! arigatou gozaimasu for this, and i'M happy you think of me as your tomodachi!
｢minasan, yoku kiite! (*￣∇￣)ノ it's megane-san, here for another... Σ(￣o￣ ) #waifuification !! (^з^)-☆ kekeke~ this episodo is choto tokubetsu, because it features one of megane-san's besto friendos! (*｀▽´*) hai, this episode is all about... phunny-chan!! @consequentlyOblique (＾ｐ＾) ahh~ phunny-chan is the gurandorīdā of team haisha, which megane-san is a part of! (*つ▽`)っ without phunny-chan... (；´_ゝ`) megane would be bored... (゜_゜;) byutt, anywayyy~~ (´▽｀*) one thing kyu must know ahout phunny-chan is her fukkura-kan kawaii! (*＞∇＜) phunny-chan prides herself in being a futotta makeinu! ahhh~ you might think her being... (ФωФ) pweasantwy pwump (ФωФ) would make her pantsu hard to wear, byuutttt~ (*ﾉ∀｀*) kekek, nyaht the case!! (〃´ω`〃) phunny-chan is such a lazy, gyogetting kyutie, that she probably doesn't even wear dem at all! (*´∀｀)ﾉ fufufu~ megane-san sukis her syo much, because it's moar to wuv (*≧ω≦) even if there's less to raid!! (o´・∀・)o ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: THIS POST CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE OR #NSFW CONTENT, DEAD HATO! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! (*_*) (hato means coobeast) eburybody, listen up! (^3^)/ choto tokubetsu means very special and important, because team chūdo is VERY neato! (*´∇｀) megane-san even calls phunny-chan the GRAND LEADER, of team chud! (ﾟーﾟ*) in east alternian trollhongo, of course, nyehehe~ ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ fukkura-kan kawaii means "plumpgirl kyuteness", which is phunny-chan's patented moe mode! ♪(´ε｀*) ahh~ phunny-chan's futotta makeinu pride~ chubby chud pride! (＾＾) syo kawaii!! ahh~ megane-san thinks about phunny-chan all the time.(´∀｀*)ε｀ )]
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xx_#chchow_xx
// ooc yay its my birthday today https://file.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chittr/happybirthdaymandie.png
Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel.
doc thcratch is full of thhit he jutht cant comprehend my aura
when will it be MY turn 8888(
...i think...i am too pedestrian...for this site sometimes... ...i am just...a small girl...in a big universe...trying her best...to survive...(.ᐟ)
Bonk! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
DREW MYZELF W/ MY FAV CHARACTER (MADOKA!!!) AZ ZUGGEZTED BY KALBUR-ZAN X) DIZ 1 WAZ ZO FUN
Oow oow oow oow
Ookay yay 8>
I wanna goo first
They are bullying Phuntr again.
<<"i am a very normal girl who does normal things">>
Burger Empress fucking sucks yoou can't be poossibly enjooying the burger that tastes like paper
can i be included in #yuriday
eat subway sandwich damn this shit tasting so good one hour gaper break #haikuposting
i get rly self conscious sumtimes wen i post content of myself bc of my arms i used 2 fink dey were rly ugly but ive come to accept dem to a certain extent... still i get a wee bit nervous even doe i feel confident in da moment lollll ok well 'ere is a pic i 'ope it's cool 2 u. nuffin super out dere but taggin jus in case
c< ive gOt gOOd fasHiON taste???? tHaNKs! >c
Kryqus
Just big and greedy
-=[ccan you guys lady and the trampp bite the footlong together aand take a picture and send it to me_☺]=-
Put a Subway oon yoour crootch challenge
√(Oh, yeah that's fair)²
.i do ,but then i gottabe sad when u dont com back to do it agaibN
√(It was just a pun :[)²
.its got two headlightS
.flash bang you with my brightS
>>| there's more cool highbloods .actually. .i could name them, but the list may take .awhile to make. yet, the dislike .is somewhat .understandable.
xx_YOURE_SO_SWEET_I_SEND_U_A_KISSY_OKEY?_MMMWAHhh!_xx
lets ignore da fact dat i folded under zero pressure
im going to sleep, goodlight
you'RE doing too much
i was gonna say sumnth not approrpiate im sorry
i poured out a beer on my crotch
on an odd level i can respect this
[FEED COMMENTARY] You know, it's not bad if you can ignore how warm it is. [EDIT NOTE] Yes, my beer is warm. I'm /not/ putting /cold beer/ anywhere but down my gullet.
i will onyl do 1 bc 3 is alittle too much like u did but i will do it
okay 8888)
just sitting here. beer #pouredout you'LL never guess where. #mycrotch. why haven'T you done it yet? are you not cool enough? to #pourabeeroutonyourcrotch for a #challenge?
all of u ARE SO EASILY SWAYED OMG
[STATUS UPDATE] Beer: /Poured/. Pants: /Wet/. Mood: Indifferent.
alright. it'S time. the #pourabeeroutontoyourcrotchchallenge
great news my goredasher FINALLY made it 8888)
Depends on the Bro. Ensure he's not like, the worst guy ever. Then I'm sure it's probably what Trollbama would have wanted.
Classic Chittr.ing. It truly is a lovely site.
My ne⚔t dr★wing will be sick ★nd fucked up. I will dr★w it using vertic★l lines inste★d of horizont★l.
=oXO so i don,t know what,s going on in the dash right now so this may be poorly timed but¡¡¡¡ over 100 followers so you get''' to see me in a maid dress awawa''' =:D i think that,s what people do to celebrate milestones here¡ yaayy #suggestive #antpics https://64'media'tumblr'com/559dfaab4b4e495d54002e96655b699c/7e7c9a9d14a7748e-6a/s1280x1920/a032bd55401ae432c6fd471b74c42daea672f4ee'png =oXO
okay. there has been MUCH much discussion between current #teamchud members. we'VE read through many of the awesome responses from people (which we are super thankful for) and have come to the conclusion on who will be drafted to team chud. the newest team chud members are... vesica anelus @bulgeCurator costar treign @surlyTabloid neeiht megane @gachikoisChic please get your team chud badges at your earliest convenience. in addition to this, we'VE also added a few people who have applied to team chud, but didn'T quite make the cut, as "team chud associates", currently pascal and sylink (@singularityManifest mentioning you here so you'RE aware you are, in our eyes, still a member of TCA) are the only associates but we are adding: chchow crunch @xxScenegrlxx wrothe aiaray @gratuitousAnnuity to the newest members of both #teamchud and TCA i'LL dm you a link to our memo in a little bit. no pressure on whether you join or not, just know you'RE welcome. again, thank you to everyone who applied, whether you made it in or not! all of your replies were very much appreciated and enjoyed. i'LL post a few fun ones in a cycle or two.
Hoop oon Woorld oof Grubcraft Hardcoore
aaagaghhhhhhaaaghhh AGHHHAAAAGAGHHHAAAGHHHHHHHH
>>| what .a fantastic night .it was. .i'm grateful that dallis .is .alive .and we really did them hard.
xx_YAAAASSSSSSS_🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥_xx
RIDE PHUNTR'S ANGELS RIDE
Lool goottem Phuntr's angels 4/4 Cloown Shoowdoown EPIC WIN @xxScenegrlxx @anxioousTautooloogy @lambentBooiler @packageHandler @coonsequentlyOoblique @incoonspicuoousMasoochist
// collab with @lambentBoiler!!! KUDOS TO HER FOR TURNING MY SKETCH INTO REAL MASTERPIECE W HER MAGNIFICENT COLORING <:)))
guy who is allergic to seafood breaking out into hives when he kisses his violet matesprit
taking a hit of my vape in front of you and i pull a weird face. text on the side of it reveals the flavor is "LIQUID NITROGEN"
thats my bit fuck you
"yeah man i don'T know i just don'T ever want to fight or kill anyone" dude you HAVE the killer instinct? it comes free with your place at the top of the food chain.
ok obligatory shoutout to phuntr'S angels @naughtyTechnician @anxiousTautology @packageHandler @xxScenegrlxx @lambentBoiler 4 dead highbloods. 0 dead angels. 1 rescued bronze. that'S how we FUCKING do it. thank you for helping, everyone. also for those asking (nobody but i'LL tell you anyways) everyone was super fucking cool. kryqus pulled this guy'S fucking head off his shoulders.
Thank yoou every purpleblooood with oobnooxioous text cooloor foor saving me froom having too read yoour poosts
those of you looking to join the phuntr'S angels operation: reply to this NOW. if you are stupid or untrustworthy we will probably not be including you and you should not take it personally.
Interesting.
bitches love to hate a funny mf aka me (the funny one)
pirate a 10 caegar video game 1,000,000 times. company you pirate it from loses 10,000,000 caegars. company is now worth, like, 0 caegars. buy company for 0 caegars. uninstall all copies of the pirated game. company is now worth, like, 10,000,000 caegars again. you now own a 10,000,000 caegar company. why doesn'T anyone just do this?
Whoo up foor killing
people on chittr will be like just had the most yummy soup today! and then the post right under it is some shit like. underbarrel flamethrower attachment for any weapon. 350 caegars. ONLY 350???
phuntr'S angels... may ride again...
Knowing That's It's " Rage Bait " Isn't Going To Stop Me From Falling For It. It Will Happen Again.
no one appreciatees funny anymore everyone here is SO CRANKY ALL THE TIME 8888/
in honor of #fishingfriday i am fishing for compliments (has anybody done this joke yet) so please post nice things about me in the replies. thanks
might leave the hive and do something today. who want me
FANKS at least SOMEONE appreciates how hilarious i am 8888)
<<"hehe, glad to know my contributions are appreciated!">>
[Audio clip of Prym Barking sent, 3 seconds long.] make sure to save it
if u ask Sure
<<"when i see a pretty girl i reply and this man pities my replies every single time">>
<<"it's my job to turn up here">>
<<"phuntr just let me have this">>
knew i would find you here
ill even double down atp im not afraid no shame
>>| .unless these .are .instructional books. you may need to know how to properly prepare yourself for physical .exercise .or risk stretching muscles .in very painful way. but yes, less talk more fight .as some say.
<<"wwow">>
i promise im NOT desperate normally but wen i see a hot person i immediately feel like i gotta bark but i dont ebcause im beter than that (if you want to hear me bark dm me)
>>| well. .i practice walkings .a lot .and very rare pole dancing. that .is that.
𒌐✧₊⁺🕯 Ah, ↿𓍙gh⚚h⛯uses. ⛯ne mus⚚ c⛯nfess, ⚚hey represen⚚ a m⛯s⚚ n⛯b↿e, 𓍙ndeed a p⛯s𓍙⚚𓍙ve↿y essen⚚𓍙a↿, mar𓍙⚚𓍙me sen⚚𓍙ne↿'s ⛯b↿𓍙ga⚚𓍙⛯n. A du⚚y ⛯f such 𓍙mp⛯r⚚, safeguard𓍙ng ⚚he erran⚚ mar𓍙ner fr⛯m ⚚he ⚚reacher⛯us embrace ⛯f ⚚he unf⛯rg𓍙v𓍙ng deep. 𓍙 d⛯ be↿𓍙eve ⚚he𓍙r s⚚eadfas⚚ 𓍙↿↿um𓍙na⚚𓍙⛯n 𓍙s a ⚚es⚚amen⚚ ⚚⛯ ⚚r⛯↿↿ 𓍙ngenu𓍙⚚y and a ⚚ru↿y remarkab↿e c⛯n⚚r𓍙bu⚚𓍙⛯n ⚚⛯ ⚚he safe⚚y and pr⛯sper𓍙⚚y ⛯f ⛯ur seafar𓍙ng endeav⛯urs. ✧₊⁺🕯𒌐
MY MOUF IS WIDE OPEN HELLO
>>| too lazy to do leg day .every night. but you good.
:33< MEOW!!! :33< CUTE!!!
▲holy shit▼
i am fed
Doon't pity me (i take oout coomically large cigar oout oof my poocket and light it up. I can't fit it in my moouth because oof hoow large it is. I just hoold it and sit there with my oother hand hoolding my head)
=oXO ehehe that,s mee'''' =:) =oXO
=oXO awawawa'''' i don,t know how to do, a blushing emoticon but please um, imagine one'''' =oXO
=oXO awawawa you,re trying to fluster me on purposeeee''' it,s working awawa''' =oXO
=oXO awawawa'''' thank you'''' i,m not trying to be right now¡¡ but thank you anyway =oXO
=oXO i,m very calm when i see #nsfw things usually¡ but when people are talking directly too me awawawawa''''' i get embarrassed'''''' it,s not bad scary embarrassment it,s just overwhelming¡¡ i,m shy i,m literally shyyy =oXO
=oXO flustering me'''' =oXO
Ooh yoou're soo based
Upper half shoould be hoooofbeast i doon't care aboout mythooloogy i care aboout anthroobeasts
I prefer girlhoorse oover hoorsegirl unless it's Trooll Hoorsegiirl because she is the best DJ troollkind have ever seen
okay guys you showed up for me in a dress but i'M drinking alcohol #substance and look tuff so i'M going to need you to show up for me NOT in a dress also ok? thanks https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd9372715ec3.png
((this one by @lambentBoiler wow 2 phunts in one day yippiee
20k kult. i'M sure when you first saw me on this website you thought "wow this guy is going to go far" and here we are. after much consideration post the #teamchudelection we all know what the people want. so i'LL give it to you. i present to you, your 20k kult reward. phuntr guynax in a dress. i hope you are happy. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/894923e3e333.png
Doon't talk aboout it in a public thread he might see it and try too get rid oof his illegal mooney
Leeching
i thought theyre chuds for free
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on the hunt for bugs and a lighthouse. #mymission
((hii i will be writing an intro post for bestia soon but i wanted to post the fantroll maker appearance i made for her ok? behold my beast i hope you liek her . if this link doesnt work uuh. i blow up??)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f2db5f3e757d.png
BUgs aare quite scrumptious. I do wish you good luckk on your hunt
THAT'S AWESOME!!! i'd be happy to visit, i don't have much going on anyway. and i'm so down to talk about bugs. do you mind sending me the location?
i never thought of it that way. i don't typically eat bugs but it could be fun to compare. also i saw that you live near a lighthouse?? from the picture you posted. that's really cool, i've always wanted to visit one.
HOW DID U KNO >:0
Mr. Penis discourse on the timeline. That’s how I know it’s time to retire for the day.
i apprweciate the fashion at least
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.hat is that th.ing on your hat @_@" #𝙸nappropriate
perty
=oXO yay thank you¡¡ =oXO
does the tube go up or down
=oXO i don,t think a mile jog by the river i live near is very safe with the creatures and dangerous flora but you know i could always do pushups and things like that¡ okay¡ thank you¡ unfortunately um i don,t have a freak flag i am actually very boring¡¡¡ but thank you =:) =oXO
is the altitude sickness getting to you up there