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ā»Mā¢mmy needs a matesprit she can manhandle and bully a little.ā»
M4N, 1'M SW34T1NG... STUP1D H34T. >:/
:33 < this is how i f33l all day efurryday
:33< i undpurrstand this f33ling d33ply
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If only I had someone to call mine. People don't really knoW What they're missing. They'd get to feel my fangs graze against their neck and their ear as I Whisper my praise for doing so good, taking my bulge so Well. Sigh, if only. #NsfW #NsfWe just in case #Yearning
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É never gets thaat pretty over here it's aalwaays overcaast É
āĖš¾ĖĀ°SIIIGHH. hot evil girlz ztepping on me forever #nzfw #yearningĀ°Ėš¾Ėā
É i only ma-a-ade a-a-a few crippling mista-a-akes tonight which is better tha-a-an usua-a-al so i a-a-am going to sleep while i'm a-a-ahea-a-ad. good light. É
>[Reading my own wordzz of "It izz cock time" made me zzo upzzet that I ever typed it.]<
É it's a-a-actua-a-ally so messed up tha-a-at you ha-a-ave to ea-a-at a-a-and drink a-a-and susta-a-ain yourself. why ca-a-an i not just photosynthesize. É
É the idea-a-a is sound but comfort a-a-and rest a-a-are not necessa-a-arily the sa-a-ame things É
you all hate our fun and wwhiim2y..
ā»Shā¢wer sex fucking sucks, the drain really hurts my bulge. #nsfwā»
É i should ca-a-all her É
1T'S SO FUCK1NG HOT 1N TH1S 4P4RTM3NT!!! H3LP.... >:[
Is it Fis)( Friday? 38O )(appy Fis)( Friday everyguppy!!
>[Upping the zzenzzitivity on my robotic arm'zz movementzz zzo I can fingerblazzt myzzelf into unconzzciouzznezzzz. If I am not back in an hour, then it worked. If I am not back in zzix hourzz, it worked too well. #nzzfw I forgot to fucking tag it.]<
ā»Wā¢ke up dā¢ing the mariā¢ā»
WOK3 UP W1TH 4 SM4LL H4NGOV3R.. H3Y...
the gh0st 0f jfk gave me awful head. #nsfw #megid0p0sting
É oh gosh a-a-are you oka-a-ay? É
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āÆ get the gāØāØber meal. āØh have yāØu heard āØf the bibbler meal, it cāØmes with cards. the flippy splinker burger is āØnly fifteen fucking trāØll shillings fāØr the same piece āØf shit but with a different sauce. dāØn't yāØu lāØve Media enāØugh tāØ wanna buy a burger āØf it? like fuck āØāØāØāØffff i'm lichrally gettin a kebab frāØm a man that calls me bāØss
1T W4S 4 N1C3 RUN 1 GU3SS.
Youāre gonna fucking die girl.
GOT V3RY B4D CR4MPS TOD4Y. >:/
OW! B1T MY TONGU3! >:[
Yeah. Fuck them, retroactively, and not in the fun way. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9d95ae7c186.png
āÆ wāØrst part abāØut datin a purple blāØāØd was him insistin āØn wearin his jester cap in bed. sāØunded like trāØll saint nick was cāØmin rāØund with all the fuckin jinglin #nsfw
>[ ain't it a little messed up when you've been feel-ng great, and then you just kind of... miss feel-ng sad. like, th-re's a familiar comfort in it, like shade in the hot sun of happiness. ];
IT SHOULD. IT COULD.
[|||] haaave aaany of yooou eveeer seen the huuuman moviiie "tron"???
ā»Drags my fat bā¢dy away wetly.ā»
ā»Sā¢meā¢ne is gā¢ing intā¢ the mulcher tā¢day.ā»
Chittr, I have very bad news for you. I'm drunk. #substances
4FT3R MY SH1FT 1S OV3R, 1'M GO1NG TO N33D 4 T4LL GL4SS OF C1G4R3TT3S #SUBST4NC3
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,,i sure do love having a good time and then someone just says something so completely out of pocket that you just want to undo the entire last several hours,,
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ā¤ - Waffles. ā¢ - Pancakes. ā§ - French toast. ā” - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
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