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WOK3 UP W1TH 4 SM4LL H4NGOV3R.. H3Y...
the gh0st 0f jfk gave me awful head. #nsfw #megid0p0sting
Hahahha New Profile Picture Guys Hahahahahahahaha https://file.garden/zrdxshyrrgxh449j/img_7421_cropped.png
...hell, sorry if it's inConvenienCin' anyone, but i'm 6onna have to 6et a lil' more rest here. i Can damn near feel m'self passin' out. that nap earlier mi6ht as well've not even happened. hopefully the dreams'll be more pleasant next time. no terrifyin' leather ladies... >︵<
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓻𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓘𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓫, 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝓻𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓼 𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓪 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓮; 𝓘 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓬𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓼 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓱𝓲𝓿𝓮, 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼. 𝓘 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓫𝔂 '𝓐𝓶𝓫𝓸𝓼𝓼', 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓵𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓲𝓶. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
;; t-the mini§try of ju§tice... really need§ to figure out a better §orting §y§tem for all the§e file§ in the archive§! it §eem§ like §ome of thi§ §tuff ha§n't been organized in §weep§! ( •̀⤙•́ ) ;;
♯ get the g⨂⨂ber meal. ⨂h have y⨂u heard ⨂f the bibbler meal, it c⨂mes with cards. the flippy splinker burger is ⨂nly fifteen fucking tr⨂ll shillings f⨂r the same piece ⨂f shit but with a different sauce. d⨂n't y⨂u l⨂ve Media en⨂ugh t⨂ wanna buy a burger ⨂f it? like fuck ⨂⨂⨂⨂ffff i'm lichrally gettin a kebab fr⨂m a man that calls me b⨂ss
You’re gonna fucking die girl.
Yeah. Fuck them, retroactively, and not in the fun way. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9d95ae7c186.png
♯ w⨂rst part ab⨂ut datin a purple bl⨂⨂d was him insistin ⨂n wearin his jester cap in bed. s⨂unded like tr⨂ll saint nick was c⨂min r⨂und with all the fuckin jinglin #nsfw
it's still 6oin'..? jeez- alri6ht, Cupe time. niCe 'n' safe. safe safe safe.
think i spent a full three hours just kinda starin' into the distanCe there so uh... think i need to 6et me some sleep! y'all have a 6ood li6ht, y'hear? ^◡^
>[ ain't it a little messed up when you've been feel-ng great, and then you just kind of... miss feel-ng sad. like, th-re's a familiar comfort in it, like shade in the hot sun of happiness. ];
IT SHOULD. IT COULD.
[|||] haaave aaany of yooou eveeer seen the huuuman moviiie "tron"???
i'm already 6ettin' fid6ety just sittin' here... >︵<
∻Drags my fat b☢dy away wetly.∻
hole. #nsfw beCause i fell into it. nearly broke my darn le6.
Chittr, I have very bad news for you. I'm drunk. #substances
4FT3R MY SH1FT 1S OV3R, 1'M GO1NG TO N33D 4 T4LL GL4SS OF C1G4R3TT3S #SUBST4NC3
†) AH'M SO MI7HERFUCKIN' BORED. AH NEED SOME7HIN' 7' FECK. OR CULL. OR BO7H. #NSFW #VIOLENCE (†
,,i sure do love having a good time and then someone just says something so completely out of pocket that you just want to undo the entire last several hours,,
are you my last delivery tomorrow? mi6hta misread the name on the itinerary...
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
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𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓯𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓱, 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓮𝓼. ⨁𝓷 𝓸𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼, 𝔀𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓫𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱. 𝓘 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓷𝓸 𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓬𝔂, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷. 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓬𝔂. 𝓣𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓸𝓮𝓼, 𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮, 𝔀𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮. 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮. -𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
i rechitted something / by accident / while scrolling past it / help
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓰𝓾𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓱, 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮. 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓮𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓽𝓱, 𝓯𝓮𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮. 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶; 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓭𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮, 𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓼𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷. 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓾𝓫𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
Vriska group hugging and forgiving in ten minutes!!!!!!!! ::::)
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻, 𝓐 𝓼𝓮𝓪 𝓸𝓯 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓸𝓮. 𝓒𝓪𝓵𝓶 𝓲𝓽 𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓾𝓽𝓮. -𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓻 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓱, 𝓘𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓪 𝓭𝓾𝓮𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓽𝓱 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓼 𝓘 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓾𝓼𝔂 𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓭𝓾𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓫𝓲𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓱, 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓲𝓹𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓻𝔂, 𝓪 𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓻𝓸𝓹 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓻 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓷 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓫𝓪𝓽-𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓮 -- 𝓾𝓷𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓸𝓷𝓮'𝓼 𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓽𝓱. 𝓐𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽, 𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓼 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵