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Yeah sure I just want the ring.
sec0nded.
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽mn🌻 Rossess🌻 "By any ot𝒽er name" and all t𝒽at🌻🌻 t𝒽eir ssymbolissm variess bassed on culture and color🌻 For example, a red rosse indicatess love and passssion, w𝒽ile a w𝒽ite one indicatess purity🌻 T𝒽e Greekss assssociated it wit𝒽 Ap𝒽rodite, t𝒽e goddessss of beauty and love, w𝒽ile Jewiss𝒽 people ussed a t𝒽irteen-petaled rosse to ssymbolisse t𝒽e asspectss of Divine Mercy🌻 I do not know your perssonal attac𝒽ment to it exactly, but it iss likely you enjoy a wide variety of t𝒽e ssame t𝒽ing in different 𝒽uess🌻 Per𝒽apss you are sseemingly sstraig𝒽tforward wit𝒽 𝒽idden layerss, or you are ssimply a romantic at 𝒽eart🌻 Per𝒽apss t𝒽ere are t𝒽ornss t𝒽at ssting under your beauty, or you cannot 𝒽elp but 𝒽arm ot𝒽erss w𝒽o get closse to you🌻 You likely 𝒽ave a lot of love and passssion, but remember t𝒽at rossess do not sstay perfect forever, and t𝒽eir petalss drop fasst🌻 Watc𝒽 out for t𝒽e messss🌻 ༻𐫱༺
🎲🟩⛰️🫴🎲PASSIVE PERCEPTION OF ONE???? GET IN HERE! COME [1] COME [20] ALL!!! OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE ONE FOR THE HISTORY CHECKS (INTELLIGENCE)!!! I WISH I HAD THE HIT DICE TO TANK THIS CRITICAL-MASS-CAVERN-COLLAPSING CAMPAIGN UNINTERRUPTED!!! but alas, 🎲🟩⛰️🫴🎲 👉🎲➰🔄 looks like my hair isnt the only thing twirling today, bestiesssss😁🎲➰🔄👈 ✨🗑️❌🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌🚨🚨 menacing ddddddddddddddddiCE RATTLE!!!!!!!✨🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌ 🤝🤝🤝 behold the boy. er. THE boy. the myth. the maternal bond that defies even death. #RIPLEAFSHEEPMA. you would be prou of Gygaax. your very own grid-mapping, grind-governing, polyquandary-preferring calamitous cavern cartographer...THE MAMASBOY OF THE SWEEP!!!!!! @tautologicalTechnique!!!! tautological...taught a logical...taught a logical technique...OH I LOVE PUNS!!!! YIPPEE! SO FUN AND INTERESTING! moving on,🤝🤝🤝 ⛰️🎲🐉❌ HE'S NO ORDINARY CAVERN MASTER. HE'S A MANAGER OF MULTIPLICIOUS MATRIARCHAL MATRIMONIES. HE'S NOT JUST A BHILDR. HE'S A BOUNTIFUL BEHOLDER OF BOUNDLESS BLOODLINE BOUNTY. GOT AN ANCESTOR? THIS GUY HAS PROBABLY HEARD OF THE MYTHICAL HOT MESS!!! HE'S NOT JUST INVENTOR. HE'S AN ILLUMINATED ILLUSTRATOR OF INFINITE INTIMACY INTERFACING INTERCONNECTED INTERESTS INWARDLY INVITED TO TOPPLE THE TABLETOPPLING TABLE!!!! HE IS A WALKING CAMPAIGN SETTING OF CALCULATED COMPASSION INDUCING CHAOTIC CHARM WHO SOMEHOW REMAINS PALADIN-ALIGNED (AND NEVER OATHBREAKER) THROUGH THE POWER OF UNASSAILABLE MATERNAL MAGNITUDE ALONE!!!!! WHO NEEDS QUADRANT LIMITS WHEN YOU'RE A TROLL LIKE HE??SERIOUSLY??????????? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A GUY WHO ROLLS FOR TAKING THE INITIATIVE!❌⛰️🎲🐉 👇🫡📜 introducing: 📜🫡👇 💥💥💥 THE MAMASBOY BEHOLDER💥💥💥 🟩🟩🟩 GYGAAX BHILDR (ughhh roll to slaaaaaaaay) 🟩🟩🟩 🕰️🐲📜there are no words to do it justice...FYI??? that hair clip??? it is hiding something...and that something? is talent. pure unbridled legendarily attuned. talent. and let me tell you. in the hours i have taken to know him. nothing could have prepared me to attune to legendary and/or mythological artifacts (ancestral weapons, gamblignants, supercharged jujus belonging to former handmaids) better than THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!! GYGAAAAX!!!! SO GREAT!!!!! 🕰️🐲📜 🫱🎲 CHARMS is NEXT IN TURN ORDER. AFTER GYGAAX BHILDR.
actually having friends kind of rocks…#wisdom
I'm good, if I need anything everyone is home tonight anyways.
I used to have a juju. Wonder where that ended up.
and for this #thighsthursda7, i don’t reall7 have an7 pi(tures fo(using spe(ifi(all7 on m7 thighs to show. if 7ou’re interested, well, we’ll have to arrange something in person, then! #suggestive
i’m getting used to seeing all that blue in m7 notifi(ations instead of green, i’m noti(ing
hol7 shit
"sta(ked" is a word that is definitel7 in m7 mind right now
i will f0ll0w my ribbit new f0und dreams
can confirm, its thighs thursday
y0ur pr0p0rti0ns are insane
i am being so utterly normal right now
Very artistically posed.
<<"woah,, pretty,,,, hhh">>
I’M Putting This Here For Later So I Don’t Forget This Personal Project Idea: backpack Fed Gatling Cannon ChaMbered In .70 Vlkn
I see, if you wish to talk I'm always available, if not, try to have a good night. I know how being faced with memories in that manner can feel.
(=°・°=) < I TAKE IT ALL BACK. NOTHING ON THIS CHART IS REFLICKTIVE OF THE TRUTH. I WAS JOKING, AND ALSO WRONG. (=°・°=)ﾉ < MY APAWLOGIES FOR TROLLING YOU ALL.
Have a good rest.
I'm only playing with you, darling.
alright. alright posting it. now you might say, jinx, this looks very similar. correct. the swapping was kinda happing erratically and uh, terezi did that whole rapid fire picture thing. i finally dug back in my phone far enough to find it. GOD i am still not used to this being an option, frankly. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
Goodness, I nearly missed this. Apologies, my notifications were under siege for a moment. I'm free to answer now. Thank you, Eridan. I accept your apology. ::::) Now, moving on to your inquiry. I do not possess infinite knowledge, for I am not a First Guardian. I am not a horrorterror, either. I’m 8ut a hum8le scholar whose main hope is to, one night, get access to a source that aligns with my methodology. That 8eing said, my eye has 8een trained on notorious characters that have made their de8ut on this platform prior to and after my arrival. This exposition doesn’t include the full content of my notes on one “Kanaya Maryam”, otherwise known as @les8ianAuxiliatrix, 8ecause… Why would I give that away freely? ::::) For those who aren’t aware, the Maryam 8loodline has 8een alive for infinite generations across the “multiverse” that we all co-ha8it in. Typically, they 8elong to the Jade caste, which falls in the most common example of the hemospectrum. If someone else whose universe has an expanded, nonexistent, varied order in caste, feel free to reach out to me in my Direct Messages, it’d 8e most helpful to expand my collection. I mean, my understanding of the su8ject. Ahem. Where was I? Oh, yes. Jade8loods. This caste is predisposed towards caretaking of the Mother Gru8, and have several 8iological quirks seemingly made to make them more resilient and dura8le than the trolls that fall under the c8gory of “low8loods”. This often toes the line of immortality, it is important that we note they’re also rare. Most Maryams, if not all, are well-known rain8ow drinkers. This gives them a natural resistance to the 8eforan and Alternian Sun, a rarity amongst trolls, for we are a nocturnal species. Kanaya Maryam isn’t exempt from this, 8ut the one we talk a8out hasn’t lived in similar circumstances to the “common example” of the same character. Her session holds unique circumstances that have stripped her of the traits we’ve come to expect from Kanaya variants, like her Space-8ound role in SGRU8 and marriage to Rose Lalonde, including its shameful end at the hands of infidelity performed 8y the latter. In lieu of this, she is a Sylph of Hope. In an unforeseen series of events triggered 8y the main Time players in each individual session of her universe’s Alpha and 8eta timelines, there was one conjoined session that har8ored 24 trolls and 8 humans. As f8 would have it, Jake English is the player her aspect was switched with, resulting in 8oth of them getting paired together as a team. Your main question: why does her lexicon mimic that of a Troll 8ritish person? The reason is simple. As we all know, trolls have a personal manner of writing, typing and speaking that differenti8s them from others. These are called “quirks”. For humans, this is called “accent”. When two trolls 8egin to spend more time together, and their relationship develops past the status of acquaintanceship and/or shallow friendship, these quirks 8egin to get interwoven with each other. This is precisely what happened to her. In other, simpler words, Kanaya speaks as if she were 8ritish 8ecause of her close friendship with her version of Jake after spending sweeps together. I hope you found this exposition helpful. Do let me know if you have any other questions, or 8etter yet, perhaps ask Kanaya yourself? She’s a reasona8le person, I’m certain she’d 8e happy to enlighten you... If fortune smiles upon you. #Altern8Timelines #Exposition #LengthyPream8le #AraneasGrimoire #UnfinishedDraft #IncompleteNotes #ReadAtYourOwnRisk #IMeanPace
I would if I had one.
Listing All Kanaya Right Now Properly Theres The British Kanaya Theres The Eldritch Kanaya Theres The Stoner Kanaya Theres The Gay Kanaya The Gay Kanaya The Other Gay Kanaya And Then Comes The Gay Kanaya Theres The Kanaya Thats Also Gay Theres Me I Have No Difference From Any Kanaya Im Just Kanaya And So It Goes
Merry #MaryamMoment, from the distant past.
:33 < katnaya is mommy :00 < nsfw
#maryamm0ment
Eh, I don't c★re th★t much.
What Do You Mean There Is A British Version Of Me
thAnk yOU AcqUAIntAncE kAnAyA :)
not really related to everythin' that's goin' on now.
Wow I really did get the last sane Strider variant. I can’t stop winning.
If I HaD A MatespriT They'rE NoT LeavinG ThE HivE WithouT KisS AnD BitE MarkS In ObviouS PlaceS #suggestive(?)
It feels like a rather selfish decision to request you do so, therefor I won't ask for you to step in, however, thank you very much for the offer, as much as I tire of evening thunderstorms I know there's many around me that still enjoy them. Especially Roxy as she finds them very distracting, and frankly she's in a near constant state of stress so I'd rather suffer through a few hours of thunder for her sake than have the storm not hit and for her to loose a much needed distraction.
As lovely as that would be dear, the only thing that will help right now is a change in weather.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I've definitely got my work cut out for the #brawl-out Glad I showed up to heal lol. #Ifinallygettousemypowersforsomecoolshit #violence #thenextfightalreadybloody #gore
1M 1N TH3 MOOD TO M4KJ3 4 P1L3 OF PLUSH 4ND P4SS TH3 FUCK OUT 1N 1T
would be happy to!
#brawl-out good battle, @lesbianAuxiliatrix
fighting kanaya in the powered ring https://msparp.chat/brawl_out #brawl-out #violence
Kick her ARSE babe. Snrk. #brawl-out
you too!!
((Swedish Gamzee...))
#tittytuesday!!!! because apparently all i do is post nudes xp [A close-up video of Jade's flat chest. Her hands rub over her breasts, pushing them up and letting them fall. She squeezes her nipples, each tweak drawing a soft, high moan from her. It ends with her jumping up and down, then stopping to giggle.]
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:33 < thanks katnaya!!
:33 < i will mewse any excmewse to pawst my kitties https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/344002143ebe.png :00 < nsfw
Another trend I won't join in, though I can't complain a8out the trend itself. ::::)
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wait are we posting tits? gosh.
[Attached is an image of Rose in what seems to be a public restroom, familiar to some. She has her shirt snagged between her teeth, showing her bare chest to the mirror, blue-and-green spheres decorating the stud through her left nipple. The image of her phone obscures her face.]
beautiful
oh yeah i promised titty / a sneek peak at my 25k kult photoshoot earlier #nsfw
Now, not to be indelicate, but I think some of the people on my feed would look real nice in the palace dungeon with the other bitches we keep on tap Maybe we should open applications for that, too #vagueposting
we are all yes /light hearted.
@lesbianAuxiliatrix asked: "Hello Love, Just Wondering If You Did Any Kind Of Dancing? I'm Partial To A Few Kinds And Thought It'd Be Nice To Know Some Other People's Preferences" um, i can't say i know how to do a lot of dances, but i love trying! usually i kinda just move around and follow the steps before me. i'm pretty decent at ddr though! ya know, adequate, at least. :P
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ ₍⑅ᐢ_^_ᐢ₎ ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
I can pull the suit off too.
Made it safely back to the apartment. I was looking cute and all.
The world is quite beautiful actually.
Reposting this one for #maiddressmonday
sleep. ill get it soon!
I need t0 step up my girl bulge game #nsfw
Blokes surre as fuck ain't ladies. Therre's a damn rreason I use "bloke" and not "sheila" ferr m'self. Like arrrright ya got yerr he/him lesbians but that ain't everryone. Most people arre gonna see "bloke" and think of well, a bloke. A guy. Someone who prresents as male.
Guys ive sent b0mbs t0 unchaineds hive myself. A little expl0si0n aint g0t n0thing 0n him
Yes I do.
Survey says: The people have spoken, and this Thursday's feature for #RosesPoolsideDriveIn will be Rob Zombie's 2007 remake of the seminal Horror and Slasher icon, Halloween. You can expect, on top of blood, gore, and death, Mr. Zombie's regular addition of some boobs and ass. And a whole bunch of F-bombs scattered like sprinkles all over. We'll be waiting for you this Thursday at 7 pm EST. As usual, drinks and snacks are on the house, but #substances other than alcohol are yours to bring. Pack swimwear, it's a pool, for crying out loud. Until then, don't let Michael get you. Or do? I know of one or two folks who wouldn't mind getting it on with big Mike. #cw-death
i think the noirs are givin' me some spaCe to settle 6aCk in on here, so that's niCe of 'em to do! anyway, i ate some food and i'm feelin' a 6it less Crappy, so i might try and CatCh up on some of the sleep i weren't gettin' last night. CatCh y'all in a little while! or in like twenty minutes if i fail!
...K4N4Y4 1 UND3RST4ND TH4T YOU'V3 GOT 4 LOT OF C4R3 1N YOUR PUSH3R FOR 3V3RYON3 BUT 1'M C4P4BL3 OF M4K1NG MY OWN CHO1C3S. 1'V3 4LSO 4LR34DY H4D S3V3R4L GL4SS3S OF W4T3R, 4 N1C3 BR34KF4ST COURT3SY OF @G4D4BOUTTR1CKST3R 4ND 4M 3N ROUT3 TO WORK. TH3 C4FF31N3 1S FOR WORK.
:33 < absolutely!! x33 < and hi kananya!!
:33 < *ac says shes sorry fur taking so long to pawst new ships, she was busy handling a severe case of social anxiety!!* x33 < *but now shes back with even more #chittrships !! this time featuring @neonAllnight and @melindaandThemoor !!* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1b8bff1749dd.png
welllll...... the hope counts for something! im going to make it a good day anyway. do you have any plans?
hmn. a1right. zaving tthiz p0zt f0r in a week 0r z0.
c< ....wOMeN #yearNiNg >c
I did miss him in a friend way as well. Not just a sex way. It is still funny to me that I like him so much as a friend.
I Am The Watcher
I understand being a God and all, rig)(t? Like. Okay! I am t)(e Witc)( of LIF-E! W)(y are we writing crazy fanfiction about me and putting me on body pillows and stuff. 38/
He says, before promptly crashing into a family of four, killing all in his wake and ending up with a permanent injury to his hips.
... that sounds fun!
I have always been the type to wear shorts under my skirts. But maybe tonight I go without. And then I go out. To see what happens. #nsfw
ok, lighting round! mostly don't wanna flood the dash until i have more. @cuttlefishSaprophyte asked: "Hey jinx!! i love your name! How do you like your coffee?" if you love my name now try saying hi then my name out loud. it'll give you a kick. :D as for my favorite way to have coffee? iced and sugary! mocha or if the place is extra cool a cookies and cream coffee is so good!!! also a sucker for a super sweet cafe con leche, but that's mostly beacuse my dad got me hooked on them. @lesbianAuxiliatrix asked: "Ello Love! Just Wondering How's Your Day Going? Also Remember To Drink Some Water And Take Care Of Yourself In Case You Haven't!" hehehe, gee thanks mom. yeah, i have been taking care of myself, lots of water and good nutritious food. :P also i'm having a good day, got some progress towards dealing with a problem! @frameMistress asked: "How are you, darling? How have you been? Not that I don’t know, but it’s nice to ask." well i mean you already know. like stated above i'm doing well. uh, lot better than the other day. that stupid memory box thing really threw me out of sorts but i have lots of nice friends to help me. it is nice to ask. even if i still don't trust you! and finally: @daquaviousBingleschnort sent me a url that leads to a qr code. i don't open them because that is not good cyber security, but reading the first few words of the url preview told me i dodged a rick roll. so better luck next time! :P
i'll try my best stay safe yo
Grills.
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Checking The #posting Tag I Just Realized I Have A Streak There I Must Keep It Going And Once More I Shall Repeat About It Man I Love Women
It's never enough, is it?
you heard the bosslady, hand over your caegars
I have three: A scarf, a piece of a broken sword, and a patch of cat fur.
good question
Yo Ho Ho To You Too Kanaya
I think this one is timeframe appropriate? ((Gorgeous art by PastaBaguette))
From 2016. Look at her tippy-tappys.
Oh, I like you.
...See, I knew this was a real vision. I know what they feel like. I just... thought it was truly too stupid to actually happen. Insane Clown Posse just announced their 2024 presidential campaign. Jeb Bush just got elected as a third party meme vote, so I guess they feel empowered to just do whatever the fuck now? I think this calls for a vintage.
oh-! um. i might take you up on that. getting back to full swing would be nice.
print("that is very sweet thank you")
#HisJarona
▲my spheres are fat and everything i say is right, life is good i guess▼
Love! #juniorbadgedyou #reallysorryaboutyourwife
handshake emoji
#sara25kkullwheel @bummelBoogie congrats on winning The Wheel, nyrita!
Much better having been termed one such amongst the "loves".
can confirm
Just A Reminder That If You're Ever Successful In Getting Me To Agree Not To Say "I Told You So" Then My Frondnubs Are Most Certainly Crossed Behind My Back
Sadly, it's not nearly as common as it should 8e. 8ecause, you are soooooooo right!
RYXIIt iis vvery ssad tthis nneeds tto bbe sstated.XYR
Co+mmo+n sense really. Isn't it ho+tter when so+meo+ne wants to+ be with yo+u?
Diamonds Droog ratio.
Three new characters and one new picture.
༻𐫱༺ I would love to🌻 ༻𐫱༺
Looking into adding a power washer into my firearms repertoire, in case I ever have to meet any of you people in person.
and it sounds like that is your best life!
For the next #RosesPoolsideDriveIn would you rather watch: Red reacts: The VVitch OR Black reacts: Rob Zombie's Halloween
Yeah. Yeeeah. [ Posted from Veery's NeuroLink Comms Unit! Message label: #itshardtoblamethem #lotsoflesbianbottomshere ]
I heard that loud and clear, ehehe. Thank you!
Britain was a country on old Earth Most likely they think your accent sounds British Calliope is a notable example
<<"pretty woman asking for something,,, yes ma'am o7">>
print("i take immense pride in now being one of the good ones") print("thank you")
>:o] || w0men...
c< wOMeN.... >c
<<"wwomen">>
I Had The Luck To Meet About Three But They Never Showed Their Faces Around No More
Hello Kanaya I Am Doing Well What About Yourself Question Mark
Glad To Hear So Kanaya Unfortunately You Will Meet Only Me And On Some Really Rare Occasions Other Versions Of Us
Ah Another Kanaya Has Sprouted Finally
*BRUT4LLY R1PS OFF MY SH1RT 4FT3R F1N4LLY G3TT1NG H1V3 FROM V4C4T1ON L3TT1NG MY F4T RUMBL3SPH3R3S FLOP OUT FR33LY 4S MOTH3R N4TUR3 1NT3ND3D*