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I Accidentally Locked Myself In A Room And My Dear Sweet Amazing Wife Who I Love Very Much Is Fucking Stupid And Cant Figure Out How To Get Me Out So While We Navigate This Difficult Time In Our Marriage I Will Be Observing The Dashboard

Even Chittr is having a rough one. Hang in there, buddy.

Yes.

I would if I had one.

ive had this fort set up 4 almost a month an nevr fucked in it somehow #nsfw

[melindaandThemoor has exploded]
I REALLY SHOULDN’T BE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MUNDANITY OF A 9-5 WHEN I WAS LITERALLY IN PRISON. BUT. Y’KNOW. HERE I AM DOING IT ANYWAY.

outta my vway gay girl, im gonna get some!

am i like stupid or something

id even go for making things either less endless or slightly less terrible doesnt gotta be both together

Unfortunately I do not believe one has been added yet.

I'll certainly do the latter. The time for the former has passed, I'm afraid.

...See, I knew this was a real vision. I know what they feel like. I just... thought it was truly too stupid to actually happen. Insane Clown Posse just announced their 2024 presidential campaign. Jeb Bush just got elected as a third party meme vote, so I guess they feel empowered to just do whatever the fuck now? I think this calls for a vintage.

[Y↑ IM THAT $EXY PIE#E OF #AKE IN THE AD #RIT#HYLOVE ]

Okay. Headache update I suppose. I can feel a line radiating pain down the side of my face. It is agonising. The pain meds aren't kicking in yet. I think I will be logging off for the time being.

why are you british.
RYXIIt iis vvery ssad tthis nneeds tto bbe sstated.XYR

▲chittrs got more than its fair share of helpless lesbian bottoms▼

if yoU *are* going to drink, i'd prefer my wrist! ^~^

I Had The Luck To Meet About Three But They Never Showed Their Faces Around No More

Chittr how do I flirt with alternate versions of my wives? I'm freezing up here.




