Serenity
@lightofDemocracy
Hello! Assistant to the Mayor of Midnight City! Carapacian/Human Hybrid and she/her at your service! DMs open to the public! ((Art by a-succulent-gardener on tumblr))
We pride ourselves on diversity, so we encourage our citizens to get involved with our community outreach programs and welcome any visitors in preparation for the upcoming gala! As for our friends across Paradox Space, we hope to see you soon and that you can find Midnight City as a home away from home! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5720d319e7c2.jpg
Hey when's this happenin'? Gotta get my affairs in order and try to pitch in.
Mr. Sleuth is currently generously running promotions on his account due to his larger presence on the chittr community, but I can also just as easily provide the RSVP here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/12eMSToEq2--2w-QHe1YNQj88rphi9fyNCZoJ-boU79Y/edit The event will be, assuming there are no delays, held on May 5th! I hope to see you there, ma'am!
Mr. President just made me the happiest lil guy ever. :)))))!!!! If I'm quiet im busy right now.
What does this mean what did you mean by this this could mean a lot of things you know
G'evening folks. The fine people at The Mayor's office has asked to borrow my boundless pulchritude to announce a first Midnight City Charity Ball. It's an open invitation joint for both business-heads and cool cats alike, so if you're free around next Tuesday (May 5th) then put on your Sunday best and come on down. Unless you're Felt or Midnight Crew. In which case, you better get on your hands and knees and beg @lightofDemocracy for an exception. All questions about the event can be sent to her, by-the-by. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdBbHheiQ3VBjFO9qEEkgK9CQdN6aQf2rqqC0yPVBUDPaTzIA/viewform
@LIGHTOFDEMOCRACY CAN I COME IF I PROMISE TA BE POLITE AND LOOK NICE
Assuming you are willing to donate significantly to our own cities attempt to eradicate your gang and don't mind me disparaging the Midnight Crew in public? Then by all means! It's simply in the nature of democracy to allow all voices be seen and heard, even as we attempt to excise them! Just promise to behave yourself and know our regulators won't tolerate any funny business, miss.
ILL BE ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR MA'AM NO FUNNY SHIT FROM ME AND IT AINT MY CREW SPECIFICALLY IM GUESSIN SO
We don't discriminate! Any and all Midnight Crew members are considered valid POIs to our police force! But I appreciate the sheer gumption to even ask to participate given the circumstance, so be all means! I hope for little controversy and for you to enjoy yourself!
alrig)(t suckas take fuckin two of t)(is damn auction; t)(is time it's a fuckin form since i need to c)(ew your fuckin nutrients and feed t)(em to you t)(roug)( your damn C)(UT----E. form: )(ttps://forms.gle/DxVVGzgCmscvaVyQA context: )(ttps://c)(ittr.in/profile/coronateCruelty/2bc954fa-970d-43ff-b215-fc05c8f44c67 I WILL B-E R-EC)(ITTIN T)(IS FORM -EV-ERY DAY FOR A W-E-EK UNTIL CLOS-E, AND ANYT)(IN YOU WANNA SAY ABOUT T)(IS YOU SAY UND-ER #bountyauction ALL )(AIL T)(----E -------EMPIR------E ALL )(AIL YOUR ------EMPR-------ESS!!!
Bounty hunting is a noble practice that we intend to implement within Midnight City to strike fear into the criminal elements that should think better of not fearing the citizenry they victimize. I myself personally implore any bounty hunters to cut their teeth on such contracts like this put out by the Madam Empress, and hope to soon find you working for our noble city in due time!
puts "democracy" in their tag and then fellates a tyrants bullge over peoplle who were mean to her on chittr. embarrasin.
Opinions expressed are purely of my own. I simply find bounty hunting a noble profession and that individuals who put themselves on the line to hunt down criminal elements are worthy of respect and continued gainful employment. And I can say it is not my place or interest to dictate how foreign nations and their leaders go about leading their administrations. I hope that cleared up any misunderstandings and that you have a good light!
I was struggling with some other websites, so here I made a poll titled "What Bedroom vibes is Broseph Strider?" #nsfw https://www.tumblr.com/br0str1der/815278519513989120/what-bedroom-vibes-is-broseph?source=share
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But you can answer it in Morse code...
Sshshshsshhh! Quiet! If you call attention to it other people will actually bother translating it! Your eyes only!
I am aware Alternia has a wealth of ambitious corporate entities with a rich and competitive history, and was hoping to make contact with such business-minded individuals for future plans and potential investment! So please, big or small, if you are or know of someone in the rat race of the corporate world do not hesitate to reach out or send them my way!
issat w)(y you friended me out of t)(e blue im corpo minded. but in my kindom i am t)(e SOL-----E RUL-----ER. no rules of engagement. my ass sits on t)(e t)(rone, period, full stop. t)(at bein said, if youre interested in t)(e ot)(er corporate entites underneat)( me... go rig)(t a)(ead.
No no no! Of course not! We were of course interested in contacting you too as well as a major player in paradox space politics, Madam Empress I assure you! If you have the time we'd be happy to discuss business at your leisure!
◌ Hello. I am the CEO of OZA-TAP, an air filtration company focused on providing clean air for Alternia. I'm always open to collaborating and discussing business. ⧂
Oh yes! Of course Mr. Ozatap! I always intended to try and reach out to you I merely did not know if you were busy in your many public appearances you've been making! Your specific expertise would in fact be a great boon to have in our plans of Midnight City's expansion and so I'd be very eager to discuss with you the specifics of your business and how they can fit into our future plans!
I think I really need to take a diplomatic trip to Earth C for purely diplomatic reasons and also because I diplomatically need to see what kind of diplomacy happens on Earth between two diplomatically minded humans in that office.
Nothing happens because one of them is a coward, btw.
Ooookay. Maybe for the best. My little heart may not be able to handle seeing something like that. Let alone reporting it to the Mayor of all people...
I mean do it lady. BUT ALSO. G I DONT THINK IM THAT FORWARD. i'm losing my mind. This goes against my romantic manifestos. I need to sit down.
I can't help but feel the roles would be reversed, I agree.
EXCUSE ME??? how and why is my nose bleeding right now oh goodness
excerpt from "your oval orifice" (tags: Barak Trollbama/Bro Strider, #nsfw, power imbalance, president x sec of defense, in the office, dont get caught, yaoiposting, missingno outbreak mentioned, human relationship) baraks breath caught in his throat as large hands met his hips shoving him down into a deep bend over his desk "what are you...-" "teaching our president some manners" bro muttered the secretary of defenses hand slid up trollbamas spine to grab at the back of his neck scruffing him like a meowbeast and earning a needy moan from the president "i didnt mean to question you i just-" "save it" bro had been shooting daggers at the president since the advisory meeting about the missingno outbreak bro had given his ideas and barak had listened to rose instead when barak should know who to obey with no questions asked "im sorry" trollbama mewled with his cheek pinned against the papers on his desk but something about this just felt so good he could hear the sound of a belt being unbuckled behind him and tried to bite back the guilty smile spreading across his face "did you at least lock the door?" barak asked bro leaned down over him to graze his lips over the shell of the presidents ear "im hoping someone walks in and sees you like this"
GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON ON THAT PLANET???? i think i need to lay down
concept: being held with your legs wrapped around their waist feeling their psionics forcing your arms to stay wrapped tight around their neck "you ready?" they say with a smug grin "ready for what?" you laugh back nervously they push your hips harder against theirs from below you feel the squirming of not one but two bulges writhing impatiently oh they werent lying "two perfectly fuckable holes" they mumur against your ear "and ill be using them both" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, DP, bifurcated, #nsfw, psionicplay, arrogant partner, experienced partner, single partner DP, archive rating: E)
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I suppose I should give myself a proper introduction to pin already! I'm Serenity, assistant and outreach specialist to The Mayor of Midnight City! In our little slice of space we pride ourselves on diversity. You may notice I'm a living example of it, being cloned from both carapacian and human DNA! A fact that I pride myself on! Personally when I'm not helping bring the Light of Democracy to the reaches of space, I'm your average ordinary girl! I enjoy a good romance novel and engage in the sacred time tested cultural practice of watching anime! I also enjoy boxing and desert motocross as hobbies! I hope we all can get to know each other very well, chittr! (Views expressed by this account do not necessarily reflect that of the Municipality of Midnight City.) https://i.postimg.cc/FRrcNKvZ/Just-Lil-Ol-Me.png
Oh how kind of you to say! I try my best to look presentable and so I appreciate the compliment.
Projects - Trebuchet - 70% completions - Nuclear Reactor - come back to that - Scarab robot that has a command system that has "___ my scarab" - Buy more modest shirts, I think I'm giving people heart attacks.
I'd strongly advise against that last one in the name of! Ah. Diplomatic relations!
Last Jack Fact for now: @barackObama gets stronger for every buff shirtless man he sees. He is growing too strong. Run.
He's not the only one goodness gracious golly all mighty some of you humans I swear...
They're all saying hi and meeting rn!
OKAY BUT WHERE'S THE ROMANTIC TENSION IS THERE ANY ROMANTIC TENSION YET? LONGING GAZES AND JEALOUS SIDE EYES? I NEED DETAILS.
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MATESPRIT ISLAND HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR UPDATES!
Come on come on come on come on come on what are we waiting for let me watch let me see.