♠ hated by @lightofDemocracy
§hi† I’d buy y◯u Ⱥny†hiiing y◯u’d m◯◯◯†herfuckin wȺn† if y◯uu wen† ◯n Ⱥ dȺ†e like †hȺ† wi†h me ;0}
OHHH MY GOSH SER!!!!!
So @lightofDemocracy is kinda a baddie huh.
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i like your dress! also im TOTALLY digging through your profile to see what that "other thing" is >B)
Dearest chittizens, I know the majority of you do not live in Midnight City. Nor do you understand the intricacies of our local politics and daily lives. Nevertheless, I speak to you all when I say the loss of our late mayor has been immediately and keenly felt. Despite the best efforts of @lightofDemocracy , she is only one woman. The mayor had been an indispensable and tireless agent in representing us and investing in our potential as new timelines and new visitors from other worlds challenged existing structures. I simply don't foresee her administration taking the necessary steps to keep us safe and flexible enough to face trials to come. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor, as the press in our fair city shall report in the evening editions of their respective papers. There will be a radio broadcast on several channels to follow in the coming days. I hope to guide our fair city with a deft, dare I say cunning, hand. As a former monarch, business owner, and woman of the people, I hope to represent the best qualities of our city. To keep our city strong against the instability introduced by timeline complications and rising crime. I intend to have an updated census, revised tax code, and other measures as practical immediate steps taken to move us forward into the future. Thank you for reading and, if you live here, for voting. #SnowmanForMayor
New business idea: Invest in merchandise of a renowned public figure and then shift to a timeline where they're dead. If all goes well the value will skyrocket.
ALLIES???????????
Oooh, yes ma'am!
Hire me if you need a bodyguard.
You would have my vote.
Perhaps I should run for Mayor. It could be fun.
I wouldn't mind creating other circumstances, Dame.
You're so cute.
Party's over. Except for a few stragglers, I think. But hey, shit kind of rocked, so I'm not complaining. Shoutout to @lightofDemocracy for hosting the whole thing, and for not revoking my invite after my initial Chitt about starting shit at the gala. Pretty sure most people probably would. And a not-quite-as-respectable shoutout to @itChy. Dude may have crashed the party, but I gotta admit, it was entertaining as fuck.
For the record, I will be late to the gala due to who I am as a person.
I know I am going to sound deeply sarcastic when I say my next sentence, and for that I do apologize. But you would actually enjoy that more than you could know.