Melody Frogface
@mellowFrog
A very lost frog. [Contraband] (She/her) Not a leprechaun but if you squint I can show you some charms (melodyfrogface on tumblr)
come on in, step into the maze
Casey Felt
skianet have you people ever considered doing branded editions of sburb/sgrub/elsewise? is there someone out there who's a doctor of pepper and their consorts have little bottle houses
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 never heard o𝆑 𓆏 a D𝅝ct𝅝r of ♪ 𝒫e𝆏𝆏er ♫ but I 𝅗𝅥i𝅗𝅥 ♫ on𝄴e ♪ see some𝄬𝅝dy ♪ whose classpect was 𝓂ayor o𝆑 Cans 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Ate a ♪ weird 𝄬ug I 𓆏 don’t even 𝄴are 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Okay ♪ that’s ♫ a lie,𝄾 I do ♫ care It ♫ was a very tasty bug ₍𝄐⩌𝄐₎ 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 sorry 𝆑𝅝r ♫ the late ♪ res𝆏onse ♪ I ate 𓆏 that ♪ bug and mere 𝆐𝅝𝆐ents a𝆑ter 𝆏osting ♪ this I passed the 𝆑u𝄴k 𝅝ut think it was unrelate𝅗𝅥 tho 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 oh yeah 𓆏 the col𝅝r idk it ♪ was like a sparkly ♫ pinkish pur𝆏le?𝆓 I’𝆐 still 𓆏 kin𝅗𝅥a out 𝅝𝆑 it 𓆏 𝆑rom the e𝆑𝆑e𝄴ts of that ♪ thing,𝄾 w𝅝ag,𝄾 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
bit<hes love my slime apparently
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 𝄪st𝅝ps beatboxing𝄪 I𝄒𝆐 ♪ sorry,𝄾 I don𝄒t 𓆏 kn𝅝w how ♪ 𝄴an ♫ I 𝄬reak it 𝅗𝅥𝅝wn 𝆑or 𓆏 y𝅝u when I𝄒𝆐 already so broken insi𝅗𝅥e 𝄈𝄔 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
:33 < im gonna be getting a lot of hate on b33tlw33k... :33 < but i won't back down :33 < b33tles are the gushers of the animal kingdom
i know frogs that would agree with you ₍𝄐⩌𝄐₎
4LL TH3 B33TL3 POST1NG M4K3S M3 HUNGRY
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Tell 𓆏 𝆐e a𝄬𝅝ut it,𝄾 I𝄒ve 𝄬een av𝅝i𝅗𝅥ing intera𝄴ting with any 𝅝f them 𝄴ause I𝄒m ♫ afrai𝅗𝅥 ♫ peo𝆏le are 𓆏 gonna think I wanna eat their 𝆏et ♪ ones 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 What𝄒s this a𝄬out 𝄱girl𝄬ulge 𓆏 an𝅗𝅥 ♪ 𝄰𝄴loaca ♪ p𝅝sting?𝆓 ♪ 𝄰ns𝆑w 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
sometimes i just gotta talk about cloaca
when im on my phone i gain access to the secret numbers like small seven. ¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹⁰
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Hey wake up,𝄾 new ♪ se𝄴ret num𝄬ers ♪ just 𝅗𝅥ropped 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Dyed%20Eggs%20Standing%20Closer.png
troll kafka. was onto. something.
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 That𝄒s ♪ the 𓆏 troll wh𝅝 wr𝅝te 𓆏 𝄒In which ♪ a l𝅝w𝄬l𝅝o𝅗𝅥 𝄴aegar𝆐𝅝nger na𝆐ed Gr𝄒gore Sa𝆐sah wakes ♫ in his re𝄴u𝆏erac𝅝on to 𝆑in𝅗𝅥 he has been 𝆐eta𝆐or𝆏hosed int𝅝 ♫ a large s𝄴uttlebug; he p𝅝nders ♫ his new intr𝅝llian ♪ a𝆏𝆏earan𝄴e an𝅗𝅥 determines he can 𓆏 no l𝅝nger 𝆑ul𝆑ill his 𝅗𝅥uties an𝅗𝅥 as su𝄴h 𝄬ec𝅝𝆐es a 𓆏 laya𝄬𝅝ut at hive while ♫ his hive𝆐ates pity his 𓆏 disgusting a𝆏pearan𝄴e; he ♫ takes up the 𝆏𝅝siti𝅝n of lusus a𝆐ong his ♪ hive but 𝆑𝅝llowing an un𝆑ortunate misunderstan𝅗𝅥ing when he 𝆑inally ♪ leaves 𓆏 his ♪ res𝆏ite𝄬lock 𝆑𝅝r the ♪ first ti𝆐e sin𝄴e 𓆏 his transm𝅝grificati𝅝n,𝄾 𓆏 his 𓆏 hive𝆐ate 𝄬lu𝅗𝅥ge𝅝ns hi𝆐 ♫ with a tem𝆏tati𝅝nfruit; the ♫ injuries from which ♪ lead 𓆏 t𝅝 ♪ his slow and piti𝆑ul 𝅗𝅥eath,𝄾 with his 𓆏 𝆑inal 𝆐oments 𝄬eing those ♫ of disa𝆏𝆏𝅝intment and the ♫ 𝄴h𝅝ice t𝅝 𓆏 simply 𓆏 st𝅝p living; t𝅝 this,𝄾 his hive𝆐ates are overj𝅝yed an𝅗𝅥 their lives are 𝆏r𝅝m𝆏tly impr𝅝ve𝅗𝅥,𝄾 𓆏 signi𝆑ying to the reader ♫ that someti𝆐es li𝆑e fucking sucks and if ♪ y𝅝u ever turn int𝅝 a giant bug you should 𓆏 just 𓆏 kull ♪ y𝅝urself.𝄽𝄒 That𝄒s the one,𝄾 ♫ right?𝆓 ♫ I𝄒𝆐 ♫ pretty sure ♪ the hu𝆐ans had a similar bo𝅝k 𝄬ut ♫ 𝆑or the li𝆑e of 𝆐e I 𝅗𝅥𝅝n𝄒t re𝆐ember ♫ i𝆑 the overall 𓆏 𝆐essage was the sa𝆐e.𝄽 𝄰𝄴w-sel𝆑-har𝆐 𝄱bo𝅗𝅥y-h𝅝rr𝅝r 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
GoG ThE WatermeloN FlavoreD GummY DinosaurS ArE So FuckiN' GooD I CoulD MoaN #nsfw (ish)
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
the treble clef
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, #rankworks, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
The circus continues infiltrating Chittr.
how is a frog typing
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Y𝅝u𝄒d 𓆏 𝄬e surprise𝅗𝅥,𝄾 it𝄒s ♫ pretty dif𝆑i𝄴ult using a ♫ pal𝆐husk with sti𝄴ky 𝆑ingers 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
ok but why do so many pokemon try to literally vore other pokemon idk what to tag this as but i feel like it should have a warning tag sorry it doesnt
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 This chitt makes me 𝆑eel a l𝅝t 𝅝f So𝆐ething an𝅗𝅥 I don𝄒t know ♪ what s𝅝 I ♫ just ♫ hit all the butt𝅝ns 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
a very, very small hello.