♦ pitied by @mellowFrog
Lays an egg directly into your hand.
god i might just jerk my shit while eating a burger #nsfw
Living in a house full of gay men is a two sided coin on one hand, I don't get hit on by everyone. on the other hand, i don't get hit on by anyone i trust.
1 notrhing wrong with me 2 i'm a normaly guy 3 i can enter a space 4 nothing wrong with me
There's nothing wrong with me. I'm just a normal, human man.
I have just been informed "clapping" an individual does not mean applauding them. You are all insane.
ok but why do so many pokemon try to literally vore other pokemon idk what to tag this as but i feel like it should have a warning tag sorry it doesnt
⛧ I aam one inconvenience aawaay from becoming aan inconvenience. ⛧
I am not banning the Yuri or the Yaoi. My team and I have merely reached a mutual decision to ban myself from interacting with such content.
I understand, and it with a heavy heart I give this message to my valued constituents.
I am saddened to announce the Yuri and the Yaoi have been banned by my team, and I am no longer allowed to interact with or encourage the spreading of these two. I apologize.
Well damn. I miss everything around here. Clearly I need to refrain from taking a break.
https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-02_001505331.png I am bEIng SILEncEd
WhO DO I NeeD TO TalK WitH IN OrdeR TO JoiN ThE FelT I WannA LivE IN ThE BiG GreeN MansioN WitH AlL MY GreeN FriendS ✅
THE GUY THROWING MELONS AT MY WINDOW IS BACK, CURSE HIM, I CURSE HIM WITH MELON DEATH OBLITERATION CURSE.
Hurrying over with an epi pen.
Oh wow! This fridge could use a good clean! Better get to it! #aprilnormalday
dudE EVEry FUCKING tImE I try to do a LyrIc thE shItass chIttr sErVErs dIE ImmEdIatELy of a hEart attack.
MY EX'S HIVE GOT BLOWN UP BY THE EMPIRE??????????????? AND THEYRE DEAD??????????????????????????
You are a regular guy. You can enter a space. You are a regular guy. You can enter a room. You are a regular guy. You can do that transaction. You are a regular guy. You know how to answer the phone. You are a regular guy. You know what sleep is. You are a regular guy. You know how to wake up. You are a regular guy. You know how to move through space. You are a regular guy. You know what it means to be you.
Yes the bee is still in the fucking Oval Office by the way.
it just hasnt been the same without anomalocaris https://bygonebeasts.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/anomalocaris.jpg
(( ERIDANWEEK DAY 2................ R U READY...? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek ))
Apologies for my YaoiPosting. I am normal again.
In lieu of making any inappropriate comments related to the Yaoi, I have instead decided to sign off for the night. Please do not kill any more beloved celebrities while I am gone, as I would be greatly saddened.
Please stop turning people into frogs.
I don’t like this very much.
i havE bEEn told i "look ExtrEmEly distrEssEd" and "afraid hE'll throw up soon" but "gorgEous!!!!"
wordle 1746 6/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 i think i'm really bad at wordle guys :(
1m such 4 chud. W0rdl3 1,746 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛
3833 < Grubs, silly! > 3833 < My session didn't have a space player, so there were no frogs to be had! >
I accidentally got a sticky hand stuck to the ceiling and I'm gonna see how long it takes to fall :/
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ i f୧ar ⊹h୧ rain may b୧ fu☾kin𝜗 up ⊹h୧ vib୧s ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
ugh fuck. just wOkE up. whErE the fuck am i. last thing i rEmembEr was. oh god. brUnO. fUuuuuuUck. i pIckEd the worst time to chAncE sOmE wIndshiEld wIpEr flUId.
Oh my god I'm gonna kull you, this is disrespectful as fuck, mew~ 💖✨
I am once again in mourning.
my trampoline has been hijacked since i got here #notbouncingonit
i love you green markiplier so sad that you're dead
i hope he is found soon 0n0
Contrary to popular belief, it is not illegal to tell reporters to kill themselves or to commit #suicide.
Green Markiplier's lack of presence was brought to my attention after a certain Strider lamented on his absence. My team and I have no further comments to share.
It is a dear shame that this latest lead on the whereabouts of a particularly cerulean ruffian had gone to waste. Perhaps it is time for our information broker to be replaced. Other than this family's rude awakening, how are your mornings? #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d59766162760.jpg
man green markiplier being missing is really toning down my mood he was like a brother to me
man i just need some time im as devestated about this or maybe more as i would be if rose disappeared
There was no fucking thing between Dave and I. I made a post breaking this down. But what the fuck do you mean Green Markiplier is missing.
its likE hEs in somE king of... SNOWGRAVE..
♰ after reading.. last nights discussion i… i do now.. wish for a delete post function… pathetic ♰
Caught me olivehanded.
߷ - wOKE UP FROM A TERROR ONLY TO SEE gREEN mARKIPLIER IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN , 𖦹~𖦹 sAD TIMES,,,
HE GOT DEATH RAYED BY THE LEFTIST WOKE MEDIA
green markiplier is in the hospital, a dirk hates me, and everything sucks
PromisE ME I'lL GeT TO SeE YouR MoviE WheN I WakE-
They'rE AdmittinG ME NoW AT ThE GreeN HospitaL 🟩
ThΣ way I just ran out of watΣr mid showΣr... =:(
just dumped my 5th moirail this wipe it feels like nobody actually wants to take the time to help you better yourself
head scratchers work great u til they get tangled in your hair
I feel a lot better than I did earlier :) I got really mad at basically nothingggg Now I can go back to doomscrolling chitts normalstyle
Too much #pissgate not enough #cloacagate.
Please stop posting about Pissgate. I am growing concerned.
Guess who’s in the hospital again
The Amount Of Times I End Up In The Hospital Needs To Be Studied
This fuckin' troll came on my post, asked me why I was green, and then blocked me. You wanna know a secret, My friend Melody?
i would like to sincerely apologize for any bodily harm caused by my dear son, Reddit Karrma
߷ - wHAT EVEN IS THIS THING!!!!!!!! aaAAaaAaAAaaAAAaaAAaaa- HTTPS://FILE,GARDEN/ACtTMg-Lgd3fOe4p/oh%20my%20gob%20what%20r%20u,PNG
dont punt my baby boy!! also yes, i gave him a six letter name to give it a bit of a planetside feel
I think I'll name him "Reddit Karrma" https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/repo_duck.png
Update My Wife Is Making Me Listen To Weezer So Our Daughter Does Not Lose Her Ganderbulb And Wow This Is Mediocre. Sorry To All The Weezer Fans Out There Im Too Not Human Male For This
3833 < Horrors beyond compare...Possibly cannonballs also. >
FUCK BaBy BiRds FUCK tRoГГ BBNo$ aNd FUCK fish
i-t b-o-y, b-b-n-o-d0llar $ign
fuck the rankmaid just posted clown porn. this is not directed at you ma'am. #nsfw
just got my shitting and farting license suspended. can't legally do either of those things anymore.
just got my license suspended for chitting and driving
~lusus covered my entire hive in a thick layer of slime once again. i had just finished cleaning it :{
i wake up, i skimread what the other felt were/are/will be doing. i get grossed out. i dont leave my room because I dont want to get shot with a paintball gun. Give me like 10 minutes to put the suit on before anything bad happens to me.
goo boy keeps punching over gravestones disrespectful as fuck
guys i found another one of those fucking p8pers in My lawnring 😭 slenderMan is coMing to get Me
help i proMised Mister president trollbaMa i would hornypost i dont know how
drive thrus get Mad at you if you show up with rollersk8tes and not 8 car this is bullshit
jane crocker hated on my cigarettes frotting chit wtf bitch #nsfw
Everythinga been g0ing d0wnhill aince my last girlfriend dumped me I am n0w in my heter0sexual era and i am MISERABLE
MY MEOWBEAST HAS CAPTURED MY RIGJT HAND.
Honestly I'm mostly still mad a8out the whole "refusing to leave a doomed timeline" thing my friends did. Like it's so no8le to go down with the ship.
i i went o outside and t tripped on a r rock
I hate everything about this and nothing will ever change this fact in life.
does any1 kno how 2 access cloom... or cliscord... x( i gotta attend clurch
wuts a pity party? like a party with all ur moirails?
╭────-·-ˋˏ-༻𖤓༺-ˎˊ·-────╮ in loving memory ╰────-·-ˋˏ-༻𖤓༺-ˎˊ·-────╯
RE: THOUGHTSIEZE! my hand has a forest and a basalt monolith. maybe im crazy for not mulliganing more for something to do with all this goddamn mana but. the monolith.
Well. Yeah. PLEASE keep your adventures non-lethal. And hopefully not scary.
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Ahem. Hm. She in my cest until I #incest.
Hm… haven’t tried that before! Probably won’t. But thank you for the recommendation.