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you are having dreams where your teeth fall out and turn to dust. i am having dreams where i can take the entire left bottom half of teeth out in one line but i have to put them back into place by feel alone. we are not the same. #bodyhorror
sometimes you eat the worm sometimes you are the worm
ive poisoned⁶ this post so its⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time and⁶ i also turned on⁶ damage numbers¹⁴ oh that one was⁶ a critical
i'm literally a normal and average height, I think all of you are just tall and it's skewing your perspective
god i might just jerk my shit while eating a burger #nsfw
Living in a house full of gay men is a two sided coin on one hand, I don't get hit on by everyone. on the other hand, i don't get hit on by anyone i trust.
could go for a burger #cravingmeats #bigjuicymeats
#fishingfriday to use up the extra #worms ive got as bait
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ ⊹h୧ s⊹ars ⊹☀︎ni𝜗h⊹ ar୧ sayin𝜗 r☀︎man☾୧ may bl☀︎☀︎m⭑ unl୧ss y☀︎u ☀︎v୧r⊹hink ⊹ha⊹ ⊹୧x⊹ f☀︎r ⊹hr୧୧ ⊹☀︎ fiv୧ busin୧ss days⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
straight up it, and by it i mean, ha ha, my
posting. my hole. #myhole https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/31/Untitled444_20260331221652.png #nsfw #orisit.
showing. my hole. again. #MyHole #Again https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/31/imagecec53a486a32d29b.png #nsfw
damp log. and mushrooms. and burrowing. in the dirt. yep. its #beetletime.
troll kafka. was onto. something.
GoG ThE WatermeloN FlavoreD GummY DinosaurS ArE So FuckiN' GooD I CoulD MoaN #nsfw (ish)
... At least you are being respectful.
I have just been informed "clapping" an individual does not mean applauding them. You are all insane.
please remember to visit our stall at #eridanweek in order to receive a FREE fitting from an unqualified apprentice today! if your outfit is ugly we WILL charge you however so PLEASE be mindful of what youre wearing #imcoming
shout out to my #wonderful lusus! this doubles as a psa please dont touch her as she is very #poisonous
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
trollbama
older model automatic doors that kind of struggle sometimes you have to press on the pad a few times to wake them up or wave in front of the sensor
troll rays belt https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bc2e078d8205.png
that arcade game where the spiders on the ground light up and you have to stomp on them
shin godzilla
glados
that voice that says "wait!" when you press a stop walk button and every time you press it it gets louder and louder
goblins just any goblin vaguely featureless and small and stupid
dr easterman
liquid mercury
the clean and shiny ablution trap shower heads that you twist to get different power modes
crow mauler and by extension pyramidhead they are basically the same character gomen
slenderman
po3 from inscryption
the treble clef
thing addams
the evil hat from the human movie meet the robinsons
xenomorph queen
goregle specifically when you search something and it stalls out and makes you wait for it
every single angel from nge but specifically leliel and ramiel
the number 8
master hand from super slash brothers
elesh norn
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
me wen im fuck deep in sum dank ass dirt just wrigglin around #wormsforslickweek #slickweek #wormposting
which #worms are the slickest most slippery ones for #slickweek #wormposting
who wouldve thought going outside while its raining because its the perfect time for my kid to look for #worms would lead to me being cold as fuck
By the power vested in me by Chittr.ing, I now pronounce you Matesprits, as well as husbands. Congratulations to the happy couple.
The circus continues infiltrating Chittr.
Let it be know there is a universe where one of the session rings has markiplier in it
the reception is in order first all guests who watched me get married please reply with apples and bugs or whatever trolls eat
#EridanREEK - MC Oleana
… No particular reason, Mr. Strider. Have a good rest of your day.
The presence of the autism trait is required to operate an account on Chittr.ing.
… Whatever you say, Mr. Strider.
Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.
The Manhattan Project is now public information.
I'm sorry about Franklin Trollsevelt, he keeps evading security by calling in false bomb threats. We are doing our best.
Without a specific request... uh. Let me know if the burger I am trying to manifest at approximately eye level in front of you appears.
Cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation!
ok but why do so many pokemon try to literally vore other pokemon idk what to tag this as but i feel like it should have a warning tag sorry it doesnt
>([my c#emical quadrant are playing t#eir biggest fuckin #its at #eridanweek rig#t now yall t#is rules and troll c#er is in t#e crowd next to me]
H9LY SHIT. H9LY FUCKING SHIT MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT??? WHERE??? H9LY SHIT????
߷ - pLAYED A REALLY CHILL AND FUN GAME OF TROLL mTg WITH fRIENDS! tHIS WAS MY WINNING HAND, C: i LOVE PLAYING GAMES W/ FRIENDS! HTTPS://FILE,GARDEN/ACtTMg-Lgd3fOe4p/sCREENSHOT%202026-04-01%20224444,PNG
⛧ No aamount of caaffeine will stop the horrors from persisting. ⛧
⛧ I aam one inconvenience aawaay from becoming aan inconvenience. ⛧
I see we are #lyricposting, and I am delighted to join in. This is a personal favorite of mine. And the rocket's red glare, the bomb bursting in air. Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
Alright bring the Striders in here. It's one of 'em.
I am not in a sexual relationship with that man.
I support women's rights as well as women's wrongs.
I SUPPORT WOMANS RIGHTS AND WOMANS LEFTS
Sir, we have Zoloft, Lexapro, and Wellbutrin.
Do not do this.
My personal 9/11 was when those two towers and the Pentagon were hit.
I am making a follow-up announcement, as I believe I have inadvertently made my statement unclear. I am not announcing a ban of the Yuri or the Yaoi. I am merely stating I am personally no longer allowed to interact with this content. You all are, and will continue to be, able to exercise your first amendment right to freedom of speech and expression. I apologize for the confusion, and take full ownership of my actions.
[DEN2] ° thi$ i$ your nightLy reminder to eat a$$ $uck a buLge and $eLL drug$ #n$fw #$ub$tance °
Well damn. I miss everything around here. Clearly I need to refrain from taking a break.
ah... im so happy to see youre okay
Glad the timeline is back to its usual hornyposting after panicking over my alleged death. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
We are all simply big fans of your work, Miss Miku.
Holy shit it’s troll Hatsune Miku.
Was that troll Hatsune Miku
This is not a prank btw I’m the fucking president.
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
Do some sort of reaction on this post if you have a beam attack. Thank you.
They'rE ReallY GooD-- NormallY I SavE 'Em FoR OtheR OccasionS BuT Today'S SpeciaL
(( I don't want to fuel what is going on, but these random accusations from someone I don't even know is completely uncalled for. The evidence shown is from something Mindfang said IN CHARACTER THREE YEARS AGO. In character DOES NOT equal my OUT OF CHARACTER opinions. The context of that screenshot for those who have seen it is her talking about June's new name. Some information on my muse is that after she had gone through the grooming of Scratch she changed her name to Aranah. And there was a reoccurring theme where, whenever someone didn't like what she said, they would call her by Aranea, a name she no longer felt represented her and was associated with bad memories of her previous life where she had been groomed. So that message was her trying to point out that nobody seems to find an issue when they deadname her. The story that I wanted to tell was that anyone can change their name, trans, cis, people who went through abuse to help them find comfort in themselves and move onto the next chapter in their life. It's upsetting to see one message be twisted in the opposite message I wanted and then turned to attack who I am OOC. Mindfang was an alien, IC I wrote what she said in a more black and white way because she does not understand trans issues as an 18th century pirate. But she is not demeaning June's identity she was only pointing out the hypocrisy of muses who would deadname her. The other screenshot is of me and my friend's conversation being taken out of context. In the second screenshot I am having a conversation with my biologist trans friend. I honestly cannot tell you the context of where that conversation emerged from about chromosomes because it was 3 years ago, but it was never to attack trans women. I'm sorry that I had to bring this out right here, I'm shaking as I'm typing this because I would never want to exclude trans women or men, or anyone for that matter. I really just wanted to come here and roleplay with new people, from all different walks of life. It's upsetting to see so many people I enjoyed the writing of now block me because they were told in private messages out of context screenshots where I could not defend myself, or even explain the origins of them. And can people please stop turning this OOC issue into something your muse IC talks about. Please learn proper etiquette and how serious these allegations are. They are not a joke and I'm writing this in the midst of a panic attack. )) #ooc
AnyonE WanT SomE GummY DinosaurS? I'm BoreD AnD LonelY RighT NoW So We CaN HavE A SnarfdowN ContesT
Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub. #glubposting
THE GUY THROWING MELONS AT MY WINDOW IS BACK, CURSE HIM, I CURSE HIM WITH MELON DEATH OBLITERATION CURSE.
Hurrying over with an epi pen.
had a wasp land on my arm but its ok because no insect would ever sting me. my heart is too pure for that and my stillness makes them think im a weird tree
i think its going to be a yuri concept night folks (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yuriposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
thEy shouLd add #VaguEpostIng as a rEquIrEd tag
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// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
normal nepeta finally did it she killed the website
dudE EVEry FUCKING tImE I try to do a LyrIc thE shItass chIttr sErVErs dIE ImmEdIatELy of a hEart attack.
RewatchinG My OldeR PSAs GOD ThaT PersoN WaS RighT AbouT My PorN-TieR ActinG #NSFW
the stairs https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj3.jpg
MmmmmmMMMMMM GummY WorM https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/Art%20by%20friends/Marzha%20art/marzha%20semifinal%20celebrate%20abby.png (art by my friend abby on Discord)
Packages shipped with USPS will now have the ability to immediately teleport to you if you are pure of heart.
W…?
Hi! My name is Bunny! I'm 23 (24 soon :3) and I am the mun of: @waningCatastrophe @avidApiarist @macabreMoonlight @tempestousDoxy @puzzlingResolve @preciptiousNeoma @gigglingGaffle @aspernabilisScillac @bakersDouzen I am always open to rp and being silly. ^-^ I do NOT rp nsfw, but I do silly haha's about nsfw.
Δ And cute all the same, heh. Δ
Congratulationx! You've earned 22 Anissy coinx! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/anizzy_coin.gif
Δ Damn, this site got cute aliens? Count me in. Δ
totally unrelated to my last post we should hold prongs i definitely wont steal your wallet
and before you ask it doesnt work on me else id be poisoning myself every time i eat
did you know that <ertain trolls have mutations that make their skin se<rete neurotoxins
Stream my song, #Fireball by me, featuring Troll John Ryan! Daleee! https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y7XAxTANhu3lmnLAzhWJW?si=xsFLpfQJRAClfFn3ms1oCg daleee
That’s great, I love women.
it just hasnt been the same without anomalocaris https://bygonebeasts.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/anomalocaris.jpg
figured out how 2 psot cock #womeninmensfields #nsfw https://www.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/photos/2630009481/display_1500/stock-photo-beautiful-rare-bright-pink-rooster-2630009481.jpg
your honor in my cli3nt2 d3f3n23, 2hawty wa2 lik3 a m3lody in hi2 h3ad
theres a wwoman wwith complete dominion ovver the vvery aspect a life on the team here at #eridanwweek but that dont mean last nights terrorist activvities didnt deservve the swwift justice wwhat got dealt
he ac7ually means 7he w0rld 70 me ugh... h77ps://i.imgur.c0m/viUw7QI.jpeg #hell0cri77er #fr0gcri77er #plsplspls
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
i knEw a lady good and Evil showEd mE that i was a gEntlEman wait for thE girl to blossom into colors that grow whErE you can
✿ a𖧧 leas𖧧 ea𖧧 s❦me𖧧h𖥧ng f𖥧br❦us, ❦r an egg. a s𖥧ngular egg, jus𖧧 𖧧he ❦ne ✿
boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i feed off company slime
I apologize. I meant in a nonconsensual manner. People may choose to turn into frogs if they desire.
In lieu of making any inappropriate comments related to the Yaoi, I have instead decided to sign off for the night. Please do not kill any more beloved celebrities while I am gone, as I would be greatly saddened.
I don’t like this very much.
:33< i dont do furdle i do pokedoku :33< but imeowgine instead i posted all red quares and then when questioned i say that the anspurr wasnt bulge 6 times or something like that :33< #nsfw ish
rankmaid arisen Wordle 1,746 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (tags: The Rankmaid/Wordle, #substance, breakfast, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b6e0d23a1a0.png
i havE bEEn told i "look ExtrEmEly distrEssEd" and "afraid hE'll throw up soon" but "gorgEous!!!!"
wordle 1746 6/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 i think i'm really bad at wordle guys :(
1 th0ught 1 w4s 4 g3n1us typ1ng d0wn "sw1ms" f0r th3 l4st 0n3!!
1m such 4 chud. W0rdl3 1,746 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛
~ who 11s d11s???? :? @cl3344n44nom44ly @d3344thl33ssD3344dwood https://11.post11mg.cc/Gm4ynY89/B33z-n44zv44n1144669-20260331131551.png https://11.post11mg.cc/8cyjqPTF/B33z-n44zv44n1144671-20260331142447.pngᅠᅠXoXo
:33< they hate meow fur my ability to meow loud as furk outside their windows at 3 am
"it is easier to find trolls wwho are wwillin to die than to find those wwho are wwillin to endure pain wwith patience" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day2
3833 < Back to staring at eggs. > 3833 < They're so so so close, I can FEEL it. >
✦ Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.
it's 3 am where i am and i need to go to bed soon buuuut.. What're you doing at a more reasonable hour?
Ao3 GreeNMarkiplieR/ReadeR HurT/ComforT RedemptioN ForcEFeM YurI 🟩
<hitting all over the pla<e in the park in the s<uttlebuggy in your hive on the <urb
>([c#itting and #imcoming to eridan week]
✦ Sex isn't real they made that up to sell more porn. #nsfw
something about you saying skibidi old made me overjoyed
say skibidi
you text like an old man get with the times say skibidi or whatever kids do
fuck the chaters
I think it means we should kiss and that we need to go to a diner and get fried mushrooms
whenever i want to do an image trend i have to make it from scratch otherwise it won't have my favorite color on it light #nsfw but you people should all be adults. https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/type%20bingor.png
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
so cute! ^0^
@lilShitpeta i took your advice https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/silly%20hats.png
<!-- When all alone in my bed I just go about yearning.. Girls!! Heheh c: #yuri #nsfw (?) -->
that event was / certainly something / i don't the i'm coming back for day 2 / unfortunately
Thank you for your well wishes.
I CAN NOT READ THIS, BUT IT IS BEAUTIFUL. THIS WEBSITE AMAZES ME IN WAYS I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE MULTIPLE TIMES! HELLO, ILLEGIBLE PERSON. POST REPLY.
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 𝖋୧୧D A ᰔAN A 𝖋IS𑁤, 𝖋ᴗ☾K 𑁤Iᰔ 𝖋𖹭R A DAજ #NS𝖋⩊ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
I am once again in mourning.
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 I 𑁤A𖥔୧ 𖥔𑁤IS 𖦹ᴗIRK JᴗS𖥔 AS ᰔᴗ☾𑁤 AS જ𖹭ᴗ ALL D𖹭 ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
my trampoline has been hijacked since i got here #notbouncingonit
A Second Trampoline Has Hit The Afterparty
im fUckIng lEavIng
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png
#eridanweek #mikuweek 🐟🥬🎤💖🔊 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/miku%20week.png
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i think i want to draw something. a most dangerous urge.
i love you green markiplier so sad that you're dead
Milkshake burger.
((Oof yeah I was struggling with that yesterday, I tried all the usual autocap methods, I ended up having to just make a line for each letter which... is not a very good solution lol))
I have sent a representative from my team to attend #EridanWeek, although they had already planned to attend.
im crying this is such an impactful statement
i hope he is found soon 0n0
#real speak your truth
I will have to consult my team for a definitive answer, but interestingly, it is not illegal to say it to any government official. Freedom of speech protects this.
#loveliving
does green and red go well together i dont want to look stupid in this new dress and im not very good with clothing or style or really anything like that (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, its very pretty but i dont know if it clashes im really bad at this stuff i have like one outfit, archive rating: G)
zzomeone very very very very very very very hot pozzted thizz and i want to do the zzame... what izz an ad? will it win me attention? httpzz://cdn.imgchezzt.com/filezz/4382f5ad1707.png
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Green Markiplier's lack of presence was brought to my attention after a certain Strider lamented on his absence. My team and I have no further comments to share.
Sometimes I think about being a wwoman.
I am legalizing Gay Marriage 2.
Hello. This is Green Markiplier's social media manager. Following the recent incident, we have elected to have a professional create a missing poster for ease of getting the word out quickly and efficiently. Please feel free to spread this poster and contact us at this page if you have any information on Green Markiplier's whereabouts. https://i.imgur.com/XLXLXXf.png
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/admires you cutely
i thinbk frogs arE kinda???????????????? cutE?????
RANKMAID MAKES ME FEEL THINGS. I HAVE NEVER FELT BEFORE. OFTEN. I HAVE MADE OUT. TOPLESS. AT THE CLOWN RAVE. WITH SOME USELESS BROAD. FOR THE CHEERS AND SCREAMS. OF THE ADORING PUBLIC. BUT NEVER BEFORE. HAVE I FELT. RESPECT. ADMIRATION. EVEN LUST. FOR THE ROTTEN MIND. OF A FELLOW TWISTED BITCH. IN A WAY. THAT IS NOT MOTIVATED. BY MALE ATTENTION. @ARCHIVEADDICT HOW DO YOU FEEL. ABOUT #NSFW #FEMSLASH.
a true fujoshi would never speak ill of himejoshi love and i love my yuri as toxic and rank as possible
man green markiplier being missing is really toning down my mood he was like a brother to me
> I wish I had a second mouth so I could eat twice as much food at the same time <
he was like a brother to me
man i just need some time im as devestated about this or maybe more as i would be if rose disappeared
Back to your regularly scheduled shitposting.
♰ after reading.. last nights discussion i… i do now.. wish for a delete post function… pathetic ♰
fit ch3ck for th3 night? i think i w3nt a lil too approachabl3 but tbh th3 m3owb3ast print was too cut3 to not rotfl https://i.pinimg.com/736x/53/7d/d3/537dd3f0a878c347730994543a357f35.jpg
gog i'm so glad girls find m3 pr3tty idk what i'd do oth3rwis3
h3y chittr how many of u would approach th3 girl with th3 croptop at th3 bar? or would u just buy h3r a drink? trying to figur3 out my fit for th3 day
Caught me olivehanded.
߷ - wOKE UP FROM A TERROR ONLY TO SEE gREEN mARKIPLIER IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN , 𖦹~𖦹 sAD TIMES,,,
the dirkdave agenda is just there to distract you from green markiplier being in the hospital
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HellO EverybodY MY NamE IS MarkiplieR AnD I AM GreeN 🟩
I'M GoinG TO BE IN A MoviE That'S BeinG ShowN AlL OveR AlterniA AnD EartH C! TO CelebratE HerE IS A TeaseR FoR ThE FirsT EveR SBaHJ MoviE: 🟩
They'rE AdmittinG ME NoW AT ThE GreeN HospitaL 🟩
I AM NoT A TrolL, BuT IF YoU WerE TO DraW ME WE CoulD MakE A LicensinG DeaL TO HavE YouR ArT IN ThE MoviE PosterS 🟩
(( Rad as fuck. Y'aint gotta draw Z I just wanted to say this.
MEEE!!! ZKETCH MEEE!!! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/pipipipi.png
ooc: sketching your trolls. I'm not promising anything but you can reply to this with your troll and I'll try to sketch them because I like you guys. btw you can find(unfortunately only exactly 2) examples of my art on this profile if you're curious
I SeE YoU ArE AlsO GreeN WoulD YoU LikE TO BE MY StunT DoublE IN Dave'S MoviE?
you wanna make the poster for my super cool and epic movie green markiplier is gonna be in it
nobody gets me #emo #plsplspls i need cash
Wishing you well in this endeavor. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
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we're loving this site a lot but i gotta hold back my fictives wanting to explode characters all over the place lmao ⋆｡˚ ☁︎
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No rizz, but I'd show you all my rocks I found outside.
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 ☾𑁤R𖹭NI☾ALLજ #☾𑁤I𖥔𖥔୧RPILL୧D AND #P𖹭S𖥔ᰔA✗✗IN୨ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 ୧꒦୧Rજ𖥔Iᰔ୧ 𖥔𑁤୧ A☾𖥔I꒦୧ # 𑁤I𖥔S 69, જ𖹭ᴗ INSᴗ𝖋𝖋୧RAɞL୧ 𝖋ᴗ☾KS AR୧ ୨𖹭NNA P𖹭S𖥔 Aɞ𖹭ᴗ𖥔 I𖥔 𑁤ᴗ𑁤?‧⁺ AND I ⩊ILL SAજ NI☾୧ ୧꒦୧Rજ!་༘ DAᰔN!་༘ 𖥔Iᰔ୧!་༘ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
@d2trid32 http2://i.ibb.co/xZXPtKH/dd.jpg gotchu homi3
sixty nine.
i think that it is very lovely when people post lyrics but i feel like i would need to choose lyrics that really speak to me! 0o0
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BECOME A HANDSOME WOMAN TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE!
y0u sh0uld really c0nsider giving me y0ur b0nes i can be trusted with b0nes and teeth and perhaps h0rns
none of my posts are made wiith actual iintent by the way. ii just slap my fiingers on the keyboard and allow fate to deciide my words. iif you fiind meaniing iin them iit^s your own fault.
Reminiscing about past experiences has prompt me to advise to not underestimate the smallest of lusus, or you end up like this: https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/EPICFLIP.gif
Hitting the Penjamin and watching How it's Actually Made. #substances
chix is a babe plz support her music
IM GONN4 S4Y IT ITS PR3TTY W34K TH4T NOBODY THOUGHT TO BRING W33D TO 34RTH C C4N TOWN D3SP3R4T3LY N33DS A DISPO #SUBSTANCE
i had a great time at the con / i only got recognized twice which is nice / i love my fans but sometimes i just wanna relax and be not famous
i did go in cosplay by the way / i went as a trolldoka magica character
...for dinner... i think i want a burger. what are you guys eating.
Went outside earlier. It was clearly insufferable. Ain't no use in burning witches When we die we're twice as vicious Fire burns inside your eyes The powers yours, take back the night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca53ce66ef04.png https://open.spotify.com/track/0DQA0zEYTJ10BBwIWPMEIq?si=353e4300b3cb435c
I - found - a - recent - photo - I - think - it - was - during - a - panic - attack - though - ..? - I - forgot - why - the - photo - was - taken - ... - It - looks - fine - I guess > I - think - it - was - about - something - stupid - i - feel - leaving - this - without - edits - might be - a mistake > https://files.catbox.moe/y1ofcq.png #cw-mental health ? #dream
I feel a lot better than I did earlier :) I got really mad at basically nothingggg Now I can go back to doomscrolling chitts normalstyle
UNFORTNATE MY OWN COMMENT ABOUT PUTTING MY FINGERS DOWN MY THROAT TO MY UVULA IS MAKING ME THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT, AND THAT WAS IMMENSELY HOTTER JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST. #NSFW
Too much #pissgate not enough #cloacagate.
I'm starting #Pissgategate. Stop talking about #Pissgate.
Please stop posting about Pissgate. I am growing concerned.
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And Welcome Back To The Horrors
I Am A Troll That Owns Five Ovens
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And Welcome Back To Yaoi
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier
I CANNOT FIGURE OUT IF I LIKE BLUE OR GREEN MORE.
$O TEAL THEN? MY BLOOD COLOR A$ MY FAVORITE COLOR?.. MAKE$ $EN$E ACTUALLY.
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/5533287940a0.png ✿ ✿ d❦ 𖧧ry 𖧧❦ 𖥧gn❦re 𖧧he hand, we d❦n𖧧 ge𖧧 many green n𖥧gh𖧧s here ✿
I was being obtuse. ON PURPOSE. motherfucker got mad I ""assumed"" it was pitch flirting and BLOCKED ME! I'm not stupid stupid. I know the difference between hateraide and flirteraide
This fuckin' troll came on my post, asked me why I was green, and then blocked me. You wanna know a secret, My friend Melody?
if the stance you're taking is that It's not normal to be a different species, then you are going to be shocked and appalled about 1/3rd of the website
i need a shot of espresso, 4 paracetamol, a slice of toast and someone to get this fucking boatwreck away from the base.
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 ⩊A𖥔☾𑁤 𖹭ᴗ𖥔, I*ᰔ ୨𖹭NNA ⩊୧AP𖹭NIZ୧ ᰔજ ᰔ୧N𖥔AL ILLN୧SS୧S 𝖋𖹭R ᰔજ 𖹭⩊N P୧RS𖹭NAL ୨AIN ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
@spadesSlick Motherfucker can't poison or rob the Felt if he's entertaining a ~lady~ I like free drinks https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117484274_gixbbVriJMRpB4x.png
hhow do you feel about okuyasu nijimura please respond os theree something there or what
J⟡J⟡--> D⟡es every⟡ne like my h♡ir? <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
((ofc dude im literally just here cause my favorite jojo is josuke i think it would be really funny to have a silly chittr war tho ALSO THERES A OKUYASU WHO IS ALSO ME))
Im crying why is trollsuke here and should. I make a trollshikage kira 😭😭😭))
I am assuming this is a positive post, so I appreciate the goodwill.
gachapon keep me strong gachapon all night long stupid gimmick in pacman 2 piracy gets the game for you
I think I'll name him "Reddit Karrma" https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/repo_duck.png
do you know how jarring it is to see teto from teto territory with no context say "im having a baby and the baby is y/n"
Proud Mother Of Two Babys, Casey And Nicolas Egbert!!!!!!
The Good Thing About Being A Chimera Is That I'm 15 When I Have To Tour And Shit But When At The Liquor Store I'm 31
everythings so wonderful all the time.... :)
omg ur from project diva 2
.o°h my g.o°d Kasane Tet.o° I am such a big fan
ur so rite say louder for the back
Y'all Shut The Fuck Up 13 Baguettes Is A Normal Amount For A Growing Girl
another for a fellow bug lover, , , ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢀⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠶⣿⣛⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠤⠚⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡤⠟⠒⢭⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢛⢩⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠉⠻⢿⣦⣄⢀⣠⣴⡾⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⠃⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠹⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣰⣿⣿⠏⠁⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⣠⠜⢻⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠙⣿⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢰⣿⠁⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠦⡁⠐⠁⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⢁⣼⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⡾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣶⣀⣀⣀⣶⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⢀⢀⣾⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⣤⣴⣀⣸⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠠⠤⢴⠖⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
:o) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⣀⡤⠖⠒⠛⠳⢶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣤⠶⠾⠛⠛⠛⠲⢦⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡗⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⣀⠤⠤⠖⠒⠒⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡾⠋⠁⢀⣀⣀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣀⣄⣴⣦⠶⠒⠊⠉⠉⠉⠙⠴ ⣠⡞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣦⣄⣀⢸⣿⣿⣤⣀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣛⣟⣯⡿⣿⢿⡿⢿⣯⢍⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⡯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣽⣯⣾⣽⢯⡿⣽⣻⢮⢿⣽⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠓⡆⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣷⣏⣿⣏⣷⡟⣏⣿⣏⣷⣇⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣐⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡿⣾⣽⣯⣿⣷⣻⢾⣯⡏⢴⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢧⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣟⣶⡹⣸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠹⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣾⣯⠍⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠤⠧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠛⠁⢸⣿⡿⠉⠀⠀⠈⠉⢻⣿⡛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⢿⡯⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀ ⠺⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡼⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠓⠒⠶⠖⠚ ⠀⠛⠲⠦⠤⠤⠤⠔⠒⠿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡶⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠷⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⠤⣀⣀⣀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
ive sent subjected jack some cursed content of my own and now his daughter is leading a frog uprising all is balanced once more
concept: thrusting your hips harder against your leprechaun kismesiss face just to feel the vibrations of their panicked croaks around you in their throat (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, kismesissitude mention, pitchfic, oral, charmless, alien anatomy, purring vs croaking, #nsfw, top reader, dom reader, archive rating: E)
i think the emphasis is on the first syllable! like "AIR-idun"
Why did this make me laugh so hard. WHY.
rabbit trying to avoid paying taxes by hiding his shop: "see? no bunny business!"
Boooo, this guy is still yappin’. Tomato tomato.
equius what the fuck man??? https://imgur.com/a/pNQA4Gn
okay well this is embarrassing but the point is FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU HORSES ASS
:) KaRkAt HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/0q8cL6W.PnG #QuAdRaNtS #mOiRaIl
speakin of lit references, i finally remmebered the name of the old cunt from moby dickkk. ahab. i think
callin my chittr mutuals my chitties
REMINDER TO BE FREAKY BE GROSS AND NASTY AT ANY TIME OF DAY JUDGEMENT IS TEMPORARY #NSFW #NSFWE
looks kinda eatable i like the colors
o orchid bee f feast your e eyes https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e2/d0/5e/e2d05eef644e9f287e1ef10803ffe269.jpg
huh guess im a grade-a top of the line true and honest through and through chaser #chasernation
>>hat is a chaser and >>hy do they keep calling me that
WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE HERE LIKE CLOWNS AND NOT JESTERS? JESTERS ARE COOL
oh! i have been frogged! what a good laugh. thank you, dear one, i needed such mirth in my life.
Please use caution when traveling to the Crystal Lakeside. HiveDash does not work and you must catch fish to survive.
googles how to mail frogs to this motherfucker who keeps spamming me with cursed content because he cant take a joke that i even warned him was coming if he didnt move
He needed something to do in his free time until next Friday the 13th.
wiat is houldve said tits. chits n tits. fuck
u can hate my chits but u cant hate these boobeis #nsfw #mynewbitisjstmynewpfp
clwns, trolls, humans i wnt dem all <3 #nsfw
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
rechitt to all ur friends to totally FROG them
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⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 𖥔𑁤IS SI𖥔୧ Sᰔ୧LLS LIK୧ A 𑁤𖹭𖥔 𖥔𖹭PI☾ IN 2011 ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 ⩊𑁤𖹭 ᴗP ୨୧𖥔𖥔IN୨ 𖹭ILજ 𝖋𖹭R જA𖹭I? ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 I LIK୧ ᰔજ 𖹭IL LIK୧ I LIK୧ ᰔજ ᰔ୧N 𖹭ILજ AND N𖹭N୧ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
3833 < Not everyone can be a behemoth! > 3833 < Someone has to represent shortstacks here. >
3833 < Being 4'4" has its perks! > 3833 < I find coins and trinkets so much faster than my gargantuan compatriots. > 38pp
Hrngh, merely cannonballs? S'long as they ain't packin' grapeshot or chain balls t'break yer masts ye ought t'b'fine Heiress.
3833 < Butches and masculine women... Please survive! >
3833 < (The secret is I bounce like the pink horse in My Small Horsies.) > 38XX
3833 < My boobs bounce when I walk... So does my butt. And my tail. > 3833 < All of me bounces when I walk! > 38YY #nsfw #?
Birdposting. Frogposting. Scratchposting. We've got it all.
you want mE to do WHAT
(( regex my beloved. i have no idea how you work <3
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DoYouSupportTransgenderBurgerExperiences?
d0n't fuck thi$ $hit up f0r me plea$e, plea$e, plea$e, plea$e
laying on my tummy kicking my feet smiling ect I should put packing tape on the bottoms of his shoooess
i was about to say "thank god likes are private on this site" but they arent. post cancelled.
I don't c/\re /\bout your coins///
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
I respect all my constituents, including clowns.
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Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #011 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/011.jpg
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it's magic! :D
okay- it's pretty late so hopefully not too many people see. #nsfw #magictrick #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://files.catbox.moe/pjlyja.png
how
~sometimes i fear that certain traits such as my tooth gap may make me unattractive but then i remember that’s virtually impossible. #selflove
I MISS MY [[Cathode]]. I MISS HIM A [[Lots Of Great Deals]] ...
lesbians.
the world shud rly hav more werewolf content just like in genernal #nsfw #nsfwe #monsters #swoon
gomen that is the incorrect image
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"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
I have got incredible news about what frogs are, slick
I almost wish it was august right now so i could start making annoying posts about my hatchday
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
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i wake up, i skimread what the other felt were/are/will be doing. i get grossed out. i dont leave my room because I dont want to get shot with a paintball gun. Give me like 10 minutes to put the suit on before anything bad happens to me.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DAVE'S?! I'M FINE WITH THE BIRD DUDE HE'S CHILL BUT EVERYTIME I CHECK THIS APP THERE'S A NEW ONE
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thank you!
valuable information ma'am, i'll be making a custom one soon!!!!!!!!!
CHITTR SHADY FACT #18 • “i eat bugs”
okay but have yall ever tried the green apple gatorade that shit fucks so severely
🦖dude just found some sickass moss #foodie
he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti!
found an old photo of m3 nd my old cloist3rmat3 im pr3tty sur3 sh3 do3snt ha<3 a chittr, l3ast not y3t? stuck som3wh3r3 in th3 ca<3rns, ha<3nt h3ard from h3r sinc3 i l3ft but got th3 pic from lik3 a quart3r sw33p b3for3 that. w3 look3d so happy lol, i forgot i bl3ach3d my hair cuz of h3r. i'm on th3 l3ft btw, lil m3 looks so diff3r3nt haha hop3 you'r3 doing ok <ox3n3... https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/af3cda190f1d.png ooc: (( art cr3dits to frog! ))
wheres obama #ineedtolibout
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Okay let's get this intro shit out of the way. Hey, I'm Vriska, 8ut pro8a8ly not the one you'd think of. See, I went through 8 years of hell and I'm normal now. ------------------------------------------- OOC; Beyond Canon-Divergent portrayal of Helltier Vriska, she's matured a lot but is ultimately still Vriska.
Woman who's only used Tumblr discovering her second social media site:
Have we all considered that we've just made an alternate Tumblr. Because the only other social media I use is Tumblr and the vibes are just a nicer, smaller Tumblr.
does it count as polygamy if they're all the same woman? heehee! ^u^ #morewives
MY HAND IS FREE FROM THE MEOWBEAST'S CLUTCHES. I SHALL CONTINUE TO SNUGGLE HIM, THOUGH.
GOOD EVENING • OR ‘GOOD MORNING’ • THE EDITOR IS IN • I WILL ATTEND TO YOUR MESSAGES NOW
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been busy for the past few days (my subscribers would know ;]) but wow this sites changed while I was gone o_o
selfie i took before the hopital btw https://files.catbox.Moe/uodjzx.png
norMalize kissing the hoMies goodnight never be afr8id to sMooch your p8les
help i proMised Mister president trollbaMa i would hornypost i dont know how
guys picture like frotting but it's the tips of ur cigarettes think about this, ignore the practicalities, it's hot #nsfw
#EvilSurgery
wE should start skinning pEoplE again
ah! i will have to take a photo for my banner in a bit what an exciting update 0v0
i had the most incredible dream... i am sad that its over but i am glad to be back online! 0v0" ( tags: wake up post, rank dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Good morning. Everything bagel and coffee save me. Save me everything bagel and coffee
hehehe yay !!!!!!!!!!!! twagan has a weawwy weawwy cutesy wutesy bannew on theiw chittw pwofiwe now !!!!!!!!! yippee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3
if you were one inch inside your lusus and you had a second lusus that was one inch inside of you would you rather move forward or backwards to escape? #incest #nsfw #realquestions
"if you find yourself surrounded on all sides, don't fuckin do that. wwhat are you stupid" - troll sun tzu
B33 < ive got hatepurrs i havent even talked to
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
being on a consistent sleep schedule is truly a sisyphean task and baby ive given up and let the boulder crush me
Had to take a shower because I passed out in a pile of watermelon juice and bits and i woke up sticky :/ Feeling better now tho
im going insanE. i nEEd to kill somEonE or havE gay sEx. it might hElp i saw it on tv. #nsfw
me nd u i wear dis (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/f5/e1/22f5e1a3f074aa3631ffc02e2bb3dcba.jpg) nd we mkeout slopy style nd hv kinky sex #nsfw
if we're bringing back old stuff may i suggest shrimp glockenspiel https://youtu.be/zUqQt8mD99c
3833 < Slaps my chonky tail on the dash like a seal. >
:33< yaaaaaays furk it qu33n k33p it up baby!!!
(( some of you guys are so fucking funny 😭😭😭 what do you mean suntzu tzusun has a chittr ))
EVERY DAY'S [[Saturday Night]] WITH DEALS LIKE THESE!
this does give me a good idea for a post so thanks
F33T 1S OV3RR4T3D WH3R3 4R3 TH3 P1T LOV3RS #NSFW #1M SP34K1NG F4CTS
wraps my tail around your dick and strokes you off #nsfw
#vaguepost s so vague even I dont know WHAT im talking abouT
got my forcefemming jpeg artifact beam ready
imma go play tf2
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i ran over toby Fox with my car once
{They call iT smashburger because i smash The burger)
@penumbraPhantasm KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!
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3833 < One like = One bite on my husband's ass. > #NSFW
Are we getting a pronouns feature, do you reckon?
I'll say it once again: We are running out of Yaoi. We need more Yaoi immediately.
🦖oh shit hey noelle check out my cool dinosaur
🦖this posting shit easy i just say smth and people show up and go "SUSIE?!" and i go "yeah thats me"
I Miss Titty Tuesday #nsfw
IS THAT SUSIE DELTARUNE?
well now i have to consider the very real possibility that i am drawn to add noelle to my roster//
🎦 i love to pour the box down my gullet with a chaser of boiling water lol
John keeps telling me that Hamburger Helper is not a meal fit for a growing boy. If you ask me, it’s a meal fit for kings.
im so hungry i could eat a @carcinoGeneticist
*scraping noises*
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a0180089cd.png @affectionConsecrated #nsfw #substance
DAWN BREAKS ON A NEW DAY. HOW FORTUNATE WE ARE TO BE CONNECTED IN THIS MANNER. LET US "GET" THIS "BREAD."
i know i open my fat mouth a lot and ask a lotta stupid questions but even I know that some of the questions I've got are a death sentence. Socially and maybe Literally. That's not gonna stop me from posting about the concept of forbidden questions, though. Remember, Tadpoles: Stay foolish, Stay hungry. 💪
🦖you know this place has a buncha very human looking monsters
i heard there were perverts for frogs on the site objectifying us where are they i can help