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agreed this hot weather shits got me fucked up
#substancelove #substance
stimulant abuse night post this to let your friends know you're abusing stimulants in the workplace and will be a squirelly, little freak today #substance
🔪 Did you know? The horns of heretics make wonderful drinking ware! Break em off, smooth the break, hollow em out, wax em up, and you have a good lil booze mug #gore #violence #substance
X Call me the problem solver the way I be solving problems x
N£W GRUBTUB£ VID£O LIK£, DROPP£D!!(˶ˆᗜˆ˵) https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Untitl£d4_20260610190822.png
X I am too fucking gay to function like a normal goddamn troll sometimes I swear x
#lyrics #lyricposting you're an angel, i'm a barkbeast or you're a barkbeast and i'm your man you believe me like a god i'll destroy you like i am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvgx44esvhq
honk. >~< (angry)
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𖦹 Yall mind if I wild out? 𖦹
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I HAVE BEEN BESTOWED AN HONORABLE TITLE, AND I INTEND TO MAKE THAT TITLE PROUD. I URGE YOU ALL TO ENGAGE IN #YURITIME. #YAOIHOUR IS FOR ANOTHER DAY. FOR TODAY, LET US CELEBRATE THE BEAUTY OF WOMEN LOVING WOMEN. I’M TALKING T4T. I’M TALKING GIRLS KISSING!
transgenderism beam
ugh whatever one pap.
✿ i want a burgur with 55 patties an 55 fries
although i had to force you into even the realm of having the *idea* to wear a dress it's true, you pull it off well
#substance warning b/c be honest, have you ever seen me without a cigarette between my fingers??? @pickpocketingintellect and i clean up pretty well when we need to at least that's just imo lmfao https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2cf0da6b79cd.png
I Have Nothing Appropriate To Say, But You Two Look Great.
xx_EEK_UR_SO_HANSUM!!!!!!_BOF_OF_U_R_GOOOOOOORGE_<3_xx
Diamonds Droog.
𖦹 Aight aight I see you. I'mma let you have all da fun. *you can tell Imma lil hurt tho* 𖦹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Lucky x2꠹
𖦹 You not doin a good job deterrin me fr like ionno it sound like you gatekeepin atp 𖦹
Cus𓇋omer sn⚠︎pped 𓇋his pic of me ⚠︎𓇋 work #i'mno𓇋⚠︎model #Memen𓇋oMore-E⚠︎𓇋s #ilookcu𓇋e𓇋hough h𓇋𓇋ps://cdn.imgches𓇋.com/files/b097075589f5.png
I'm #mentalhealth Maxing. I'm #peaceofmind Pilled.
===============PINNED CHIT MOMENT!======================= {{ Minthe is a secret freak, if you don't enjoy nsfw leaning accounts you're very much so encouraged to block, I promise to not be upset /gen :) She's a pizza delivery girl that is basically a troll built off of porn parodies where she'll hope to get laid by doing classic tropes, if you wish to ever make her dream come true, please make her work for it LMAO. Other wise she has like, 10 other jobs at any given moment, but for now mainly the pizza girl! enjoy! She does follow4follow :3 ==========================================================
#fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c51931b9c6ff.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, fish on, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: G)
Y💋UR DEFENSES HAVE LEFT Y💋U DEFENSELESS FR :/
I’M G💋ING BACK T💋 SLEEP! N💋 M💋RE R💋CK FACTS!! N💋 M💋RE MAKING IT RAIN!!!! CHITTR I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
,,,i'm $orry,,,$omeone,,,$aid that,,,about your mo$quito bite$,,,
someone who calllls qpeoqplle fish tits odbviouslly
https://youtu.be/Pf91r63-BQg?si=nKb95G3U-22SKJ4b
She's A Visionary.
ew. fucking gag.
ppeanut butte r
mM WeEd gUmMi #sUbStAnCe HeHrH HoNkK
Can SOmebODy reLeaSe DeaDLy neurOtOxin DurinG fiGht niGht fOr me? ThankS.
10 likes on this chitt and I'll give my interns a 15 minute Alternian water torture break. #CompanyPerks - MC Oleana
-=[ hhii !!! :-)_☺]=-
roe roe left his profile open at his hive husktop hiiii roe roes friends ;) aight i'm out of here :p - @pickpocketingintellect
>> 1o11 ¡ th¡nk ¡ actua11y found ¡t funny before ડhe actua11y ડhowed up
>> oh ¡ th¡nk ડhe ¡ડ tota11y funny heheh
>> ¡t ¡ડ def¡n¡te1y funny :))
>> 1MFAOTRHEJE
@pickpocketingintellect and i do edibles and go to the aquarium #substance #reference #wedothisfrtoo
also *you* i will swing this time
whoever liked this and pitied this i’m going throw hands
oKAY,
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(( Part of my thanks for 100 followers, I was putting together a long overdue OOC intro for Monroe!! Hope y’all enjoy a glimpse deeper into the layered onion of Monroe. I’d like to first give the warnings that this post comes with: #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #substance As for Monroe’s warnings as a character, the above apply plus #gore #cw-self-harm #abuse Deep within the pits of Shrilladelphia, Fiendsylvania, nestled right in the triangle of abandoned factories, a shit neighborhood, and an old abandoned cemetery, lies a modest, run down duplex style hivestem. Renting the top floor, we find a- Oh wait, he’s trying to push us out… Does he not want us poking our noses around? Well, that just won’t do. Let’s get to know him. > Enter name. Your name is MONROE D’AMORE. Today is not the day you’ve reached 100 followers because you’ve passed that and now this introduction is a reminder of how painfully late you are to this homestuck style OOC introduction. Enough self-referencing mun in your intro, let’s get to know you. You are self-described as many things, but you find that the most common descriptor is MASOCHISTIC POET. You’d personally add SADO- in front of that, but you won’t split hairs over it too much. Without diving too deep yet into your PERVERSIONS, let’s touch on the other part of that. You are a POET who found love in ROMANTICISM. The artistic movement speaks to the INTENSE EMOTIONS you have buried deep within a MELANCHOLIC EXTERIOR. You tend to get easily caught up in them and carried away, but it only digs you DEEPER WITHIN YOUR OWN THINKPAN that you desperately try to ESCAPE through copious amounts of SEX, DRUGS, AND ADRENALINE. What’s this? You’re taking control of the introduction? Well, of course you are. This talk of what goes on inside your head is something you’ll TAKE TO THE GRAVE. Too bad the rest of this paragraph can’t be redacted, but we can divert. Now that you’re keeping a closer eye on things, you can reveal more of what you’re comfortable sharing. In your day to day, you’re a man of many interests, but these primarily are within horror and music. You have a large collection of HORROR MOVIES and find at least some sort of appreciation for anything in the genre, even ones that aren’t meant to be hilarious but end up being the funniest thing you’ve ever seen. You love any music that SPEAKS TO YOUR EMOTIONS. Despite contrary belief, you will listen to pretty much any genre of music, it just happens to usually fall within the realm of GLOOM or FUCKED UP SENSUALITY. You also find a lot of your hobbies originated from- Wait, you can’t take everything from us. If you want to hide everything, this introduction isn’t going to work. Can we reach a compromise? Good. You don’t like to share your past, but it’s the very thing that shaped you just as everyone else out there is molded as a result of their own. So, we’ll just handle some information with live redaction. Sweeps ago, you were still just as emo, but maybe a bit less fucked up. That is until [REDACTED] came around and completely knocked your world view out of this universe. You [REDACTED]. What? I’m not allowed to say that? Fine, I’ll rephrase even if it becomes longer and more convoluted than this whole thing already is. It all started when you got into it with a group from the CLURCH, and your broken nose and soon to be death turned into laughter. One party later, you barely remember anything, but you’ve picked up the eye of [REDACTED] after you apparently got rowdy enough to SMASH A BOTTLE over a member’s head and KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT. Apparently you were enough fun when blasted out of your gourd that [REDACTED] took a liking to you. Hanging around with the clurch became a lot more of a common thing for you, eventually leading you to brush past but never really meet a very important troll in your life. During your time with this clurch group, you’ve learned lots of skills like RAISING YOUR TOLERANCE, JUGGLING, and SMOKING TOO FUCKING TOUGH. After something happened with [REDACTED] that I’m apparently not allowed to explain (because why does he have so much control), Monroe finally connected with his current (I refuse to say pale situationship, you conceited bastard) MOIRAIL. Her name is OLVURA DEEKAN ( @pickpocketingIntellect ), the CLURCH RUNAWAY you’ve become very attached to and, if I dare say so myself, fond of. HA, TRY TO REDACT THAT!!! Argument aside, you’ve got some SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET, and it’s something that you run from continuously despite digging yourself deeper and deeper into your own bullshit. Now, life is just taking you place to place, and one of those places is Chittr. On the site, you’ve chosen your TROLLIAN HANDLE. You are emotionalCorpse [EC]. when you type, you type in a lazy quirk (if you could call it that) although you don’t technically have a quirk, you have several habits all of them display your half finished thoughts, poetic melodrama, and, most importantly, how you’re a dumbass with a self-deprecating ego the size of something monstrous, possibly even eldritch . . . though you'd probably enjoy that comparison rotflmfao XD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/126773ca2a94.png
oh i’m gonna beat your ass alright post fight night
accidentally hotboxed my respiteblock time to crush @pickpocketingintellect at troll mariokart #substance
G3t fuckin w33d3d punk2. H3ll y3ah. Gym tim3. It2 upp3r body day and im aboutta murd3r thi2 2hit 💪
II"ll make that riight now and send iit over to that pooll party iif iit iis stiill goiing on!!
#nowplaying stoned with @pickpocketingintellect edition also #clown music posting #clownslop #nsfwe #gore #substance #generalclownwarnings can a killer that you know fuck you better than i can? if you say that they could, bitch, youse a liar you must have never had a juggalo between you thighs https://open.spotify.com/track/4mv95j3buj42bpx1hemouo?si=jmuhgttpqc-utg8tcvevpg
GILL, I THREW A G💋LD BAR AT MINE, FR GET 💋N MY LEVEL
GUYS, WHEN Y💋U SEE A JESTER BEING SILLY D💋N'T BE STINGY, THR💋W WHATEVER CURRENCY Y💋U'VE G💋T #~X💋X💋~AADYAISMS
boutta head out for #battleofthebands i'm a lil late or whatever https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cfb6248d7b7f.png
whatever i’ll enjoy ig. . .
came back to my hive to see my apparent “moirail” broke in again but this time she’s made tacos, margaritas, and jarritos plus joints this bitch knows how to weasel her way into forgiveness #substance and technical #nsfw for quad mention even though it’s not really a quad
Need this done to me rn. https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_tcoguopz6v1sr193u.mp4
i donn't remmemmber how tall i amm. 5'5 i thinnk? exclusinng hornns. those barely add annythinng nnoteworthy lol
out. goodbye. i’m not even there to kick you out rn.
the dog inside me wants to search you for illegal substances and possible bombs
♯bitch why has it been in your ♯thermalhull for ♯THATLONG ♯?
. . . you got me there to be fair
@pickpocketingintellect didnt like my gift smh https://i.imgur.com/eg22goj.jpeg #nsfw
[[ Fun fact I am in fact transmasc nonbinary IRL! :) ]]
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #rankworks, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
I’ll put my 🜁nkles behind my he🜁d if y🝎u let me kiss it 🥰🥰🥰
Fuck it why not
Sometimes I hold the leash, sometimes the collar becomes my own I suppose its just a human thing
Perhaps, if I'm good enough... ruff
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im goging 2 b a freak on mens posts #womeninmensfields
i wish i could handshake through posts.
2hiiit not much but w3 out h3r3
:3y32:
fine omw down i’ll walk you to your hive
i literally agreed to the session but you know it’s fine whatever
olvura you will stay locked out and this time it’ll be a barricade smh you’ll break whatever else if you can’t pick it
that's literally what weed annd jackinng off is for #substannce #nnsfw
@pickpocketingintellect is in fact very not visible she is hiding in the cemetery out back again and i keep hearing her squawks but don’t know where she is
theys the thems.
happy transgender day of visibility? i don't get this holiday, you can see crowbar all year round.
you too bitchface
as l0ng as u b0+h sign +he waiver s+a+ing u unders+and i have permissi0n 2 cull any1 necessary 4 +he dura+i0n 0f my services ^v^
none for you but fr i’ll make some real hot chocolate for you later
#listeningto @pickpocketingintellect and i special https://open.spotify.com/track/3aspyftkjfk9lxyaa2xxjw?si=d1zxobxmroiwh-pyr_gtga
we’ll talk about this *again* when i’m upstairs
wow thnx can you not even pretend im keeping up the hemoanonimity?????
fuck fine whatever i’ll be back up after i cook smh ordering me around in *my* hive
woke up cause @pickpocketingintellect rolled over and put her cold fucking feet on me tempted to wake her up and kick her out but i guess i’ll just make my morning coffee instead
lmfao see you soon, 'vura
i'll kick you off next time but also like bring some and then some #substance
@pickpocketingintellect on a scale of 1-10 how much do you enjoy watching dusk of the dead be honest and when do we move onto the next movie in my collection
@ImChEr I'M ChEr's sTrOnGeSt mOtHeR FuCkInG SoLdIeR. hOnK.
:33< mods? :33< throw him into the sun :33< thank mew
Bruno Is Gone 😟😭🕊️ #eridanweek
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. like. hey! this is a real issue that's scary and people rp to ESCAPE from at least for a little bit! you're being a shitheel and i think you know that!!! call me allied mastercomputer the way i'm hating with my full potential )
omg you're so sweet thank you i love my freakass cult man and i'm glad other people enjoy him too!!! )
I'm glad someone made a point to say this, for real thank you for just straight up saying it's gross a lot of people just need to be told "hey man, this really isn't cool or acceptable like you think it is for some reason" On a brighter note of things away from people just being generally disgusting, your character and his design are so cool
in no universe at all ever was it funny. it was just gross. it was icky yucky gross. )
Genuinely saw that and was debating on if that was something to report to hex cause it's just kinda like going "haha can't believe i got my buddy banned this is so funny guys" But it's so genuinely unfunny
#vaguepost i know blocking and moving on is the play 100% of the time but. i cannot believe the implications of someone saying "ah yes i cope by jokingly rping about hating transgenders and people of color"....... you're fucking dumb goodbye. idgaf if he was gonna change in 30 minutes..it wasn't FUNNY. ok that's all i got xoxo )
JUST ATE 30 CIGARETTES
you can suspend me but never silence me.
you're still here????????????
i should have kicked you instead
@pickpocketingintellect is taking up most of the space while i'm trying to watch dusk of the dead i want to stretch my legs out dammit #substance #hangout #cramped https://i.imgur.com/yzzsaol.png
yeah me too
collect mt pages but my apegs are https://www.justcolor.net/kids/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/nggallery/petshop/Coloring-for-kids-petshop-96912.gif
that was stupid.
you know the *one* i admit to enjoying is discontinued
the c:o)tt:o)n candy flav:o)r is the mirthful messiah's ch:o)sen flav:o)r, and it is als:o) my ch:o)sen flav:o)r, that i shall recc:o)mend.
.o°range
\) -•-Red Pop is my favorite.-•- (/
⚇ gotta go rock n rye sister. ⚇ or 60/40 if you ain't fuck with that ⚇
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waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
((oh its a good day i got my favorite strawberry ice cream
i'm n0t a substance abuser. i l0ve all 0f my substances equally. #substances
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
// artist is https://tumblr.com/cicidraws My friend drew this of Cronus. I can't remember the full context other than that he was upset, and Kurloz gave him a giant sushi as a peace offering. https://i.imgur.com/IZtwbh6.png
fartbeat
timmy stoppedby today. turns out he was at camp. forgot i dropped him off there.lol!
wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you annd you love her #nnsfw
Don't forget to Jeff the Kill today.
=( Alright. Here's your next scheduled "Atlans Appearance." Although it seems my selfies have proven to be quite popular, I do hope that something more "professional" is still pleasing enough to my audience. https://files.catbox.moe/ojls20.jpg )
V^ Wagging my stupit fucking tail. ^V
elbow deep in mud, , , found a cool bug , , ,
Th
Biden, I can’t talk right now, I’m chitting.
Now turning t[][]e body into mus[][] is a swell idea...
💋H N💋 L💋LS THE PR💋FILE PICS ARE T💋💋 SMALL, S💋 GUESS MY FIRST P💋ST IS ME IN ALL MY GL💋RY. N💋 C💋MPRESSI💋N, JUST SELF APPRECIATI💋N PS IF Y💋U'RE A PATHETIC MAN 💋R G💋T S💋ME TEA HMU HTTPS://I.IMGUR.C💋M/1J💋VG~X💋X💋~P.PNG
♠ll of the ♠boVe but i would ♠dd burning them to ♠ crisp but th♠ts c♠use i h♠Ve th♠t option #pyrokinesisftw
Gog says... super computer scum talk to my lawyer Oy joke dude such a scoffer far out man are you deaf God smack good population I made it that way manufacturing Varoom
on my way to who knows where to do fuck if i know #travel
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
urge to eat dirt...............................
𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 OOC Muse Specific Information. I do roleplay NSFW and above, it's Dualscar, he is basically default NSFW #nsfw #ooc #lore #nsfwe? 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 230th Imperial Sweep Hatched Cronus Ampora, he was a culler from hatching. The Empire had uses for highbloods, and he was shaped into one of those uses before he could properly understand what that meant. Violence was not taught to him. It was expected. By six sweeps, as demanded by Alternian custom, he culled his own lusus. Not out of hatred. Not even out of cruelty. Merely because this was the path laid before him. The first true act of the Orphaner. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 236th Imperial Sweep His youth was spent in the presence of Meenah Peixes. The two were close. Closer than perhaps either of them should have allowed. Their relations drifted dangerously near moiraillegiance in those younger sweeps, before duty and imperial paranoia poisoned the possibility of it. At the same time, the would-be Orphaner spent long stretches near Gl'bgolyb herself. Conditioning his pan against her horrid psychic wailing. Preparing himself for a lifetime beneath the shadow of the Empire. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 239th Imperial Sweep It was during the Royal Courts that he earned the name Dualscar. He spoke out of line before the Empress. A mistake. A singular mistake. The 2x3Dent narrowly missed culling him outright and instead left him permanently scarred. The wound remained across him for the rest of his life. A reminder to himself and everyone else of what becomes of those who fail to respect imperial authority. From then onward, he was no longer merely Cronus Ampora. He was Dualscar. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 240th - 246th Imperial Sweeps As he aged, his attachment to the Empress curdled into flushed longing. Dangerous longing. The sort of longing that could only end in execution if spoken aloud. She, however, grew increasingly wary of him. She understood what her future required. Dualscar had no place within it. Around these same sweeps, he shared a brief spark of kismesissitude with the The Grand Highblood. But neither of them could truly hate the other enough to sustain it. The quadrant withered before it could properly bloom. Still, his work flourished. As for his role as Orphaner? Dualscar was a natural. Culling was already a highblood specialty. Give one a legendary weapon such as Ahab's Crosshairs and suddenly very few things on Alternia remained beyond their reach. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 247th Imperial Sweep At seventeen sweeps, Dualscar first crossed paths with Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. He did not think much of it at the time. Pirates were not his jurisdiction. Letting her go seemed harmless enough. Lightning rarely struck twice. Ahab's Crosshairs, however, certainly did. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 247th - 330th Imperial Sweeps Over the following sweeps, the rivalry between Dualscar and Mindfang became something far uglier than simple conflict. Their clashes turned personal. Then intimate. Then venomous. Quadrants bled together beneath cannon fire and threats whispered behind closed doors. For a time they remained evenly matched. Dualscar stood at the peak of physical prowess while possessing not a single psychic advantage. Mindfang, meanwhile, became increasingly manipulative and mentally fortified with every passing sweep. As the centuries passed, Dualscar became something almost mythological among imperial circles. Rebels whispered stories of the Orphaner that culled trolls in droves for the Empire rather than merely hunting dangerous lusii. Whether exaggerated or not hardly mattered. Fear spreads easier than truth on Alternia. He stopped stepping onto land whenever possible. By this stage he was no longer merely an Orphaner. He had become the longest-lived and most productive executioner the Empire had ever maintained. And through all of it, Mindfang remained. Sometimes enemy. Sometimes confidant. Sometimes something far worse. -𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Around the 410th Imperial Sweep By the height of the rebellion surrounding The Signless, Dualscar and Mindfang had long since stopped wasting driftwood and cannon fire upon one another. Instead they met privately. Hours within the brig of one ship or the other. Threats. Arguments. Attempted murders. The sort of relationship only Alternia could cultivate. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 490th Imperial Sweep This was the end of Dualscar. He traded heavily for a particular Jadeblood slave connected to the rebellion. He never learned her name. He never cared to. Her appearance alone fascinated him. Ancient. Exhausted. Older than himself. Older than the Empress. Yet still carrying an unnatural youthfulness to her features. She reminded him of the Rainbow Drinkers from gothic fiction. The old horror stories written by Bram Trollker and others alike. He had gifted her to the Marquise. His Kismesis, who, at the time, he was aiming for Vacillation with. She enjoyed it, so much, that it entered her flush. What he was aiming for. In his rage, he had slain the Jadeblood. Often forgetting whether it was his own actions or that of an assassin. Either way, his kismesistude was ended with the Marquise. Dualscar fled from his own ship during daylight hours so she could not pursue him directly. In desperation he sought refuge within the chambers of the Grand Highblood. Instead, he found death. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Post-Death Within the dream bubbles he eventually encountered his descendant, Eridan Ampora. He viewed the boy as a disappointment. Eridan had failed the Heiress. Failed imperial devotion. Even abandoned Ahab's Crosshairs before dying at the hands of a Jadeblood. Eventually, though, forgiveness came. Or something close enough to it. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Post-Game Era At some point after death, some variation of Jane Crocker restored Dualscar to life. But the resurrection left him hollow. Alternia was gone. No hemospectrum. No lusii. No purpose. He became a relic stranded upon a world that no longer understood what he had once been. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Present Day Now he carries the mantle of Gameward. He watches over a somewhat prosperous island beneath the loose authority of Crocker-affiliated powers. He lives mostly alone. #fishingfriday remains mandatory for him due to the weekly medication schedules required for certain wildlife under his care. Though softened compared to the monster Alternia created, Dualscar remains harsher, crueler, and more violent than nearly anyone around him. A relic of a dead empire still trying to behave as though that empire never fell.
eheh this is like somethin like @calmIncompetent wud do or somethin
MMM, , mMme and who,,,,
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALWAYS REPLACE THE COLE SLAW WITH EXTRA BREAD IN MY CANIAC COMBO BECAUSE I'M ADDICTED TO STACKING THIS PAPER. 💰💰🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯
HavinG A GrreaT TimE WatchinG A ForresT BurrN RrighT NoW
I m3an fuck id giv3 you my d33t2 for both. Im tryna put tog3th3r a rag3r. Your3 on th3 VIP li2t for 2ur3
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CLURCH OF OF HONORED PATRON SAINT BIGGY SPLIFF @ 4PM IN THRASHTHRUST. EVERY OTHER NUBDAY.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BE BALLIN SO MUTHAFUCKIN' HARD THE OPPS ARE CALLING ME NUTSACK.
A baddi3 b32ti3 that will carry m3 hom3 wh3n I m33t God whil3 n3arly ODing in a troll D3nny2 parking lot #2ub2tanc3
don't be a cluckbeast, find a thick bitch and flirt
Jesus Christ that's Jesus Christ.
Depends. If you’re a midblood or lower, forget about it.
epic rap battles of historyyyyy puppy VERSUS kitty BEGIN *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
#gamerstheory
thanks you glorified walking stash #substance
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: After much deliberation, my team and I have elected to award @archiveAddict with the Presidential Medal of Honor for their hard work in the Yaoi and Yuri industry. They have been working hard, and I am delighted to be able to award them this honor. Congratulations, Rankmaid!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PREACH! AMEN.
« tiny soft warmblood, or big buff high blood... which way, my most nondescript people? »
wish someone would stop breaking into my hive for fun and calling it playdates #indirect #stop #atleastyoudontbreakthelocksanymore
okay i lied mmy eyes arenn't like this because of mmy warlocks curse. it's because i smmoked every drug. all of themm. i'mm goinng to hell for lyinng about this btw #or amm i #drugs #substannces
what’s your favorite song to listen to after a dreadful day? can’t pick just one, but currently #listeningto https://open.spotify.com/track/0tj7hmrftgftlbc8filc23?si=llnhcxhsrmovtiuimpmpkg
not a second longer at troll hot topic
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!nah i dONT want it i just think its cool she has it!
SUICIdE POSTPONEd SHE RESPONdEd httPs://i.imgur.com/Kuc7nHn.Png
my new METHOd for Paling with a moirail (if i HAd one) is to go '!!!!Please!!!! look into my eyes this isn't your heart' ANd then i WOULd dO a fliP to dISTRACT them
#DramaAlert ! A catfight has broken out at the Women's Music Awards ceremony. Troller Swift has reportedly slaughtered every other nominee. We love to see a girlboss winning! https://i.postimg.cc/Qdj87rX0/DCE2FA9C-A533-432B-A8CE-4A738ECEB524.jpg
diys don't have to be complicated #nsfw #diy https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/35/2f/03/352f03561558b74619c0e680037068a6.jpg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WAKE UP, SNORT FENT, DEADLIFT A FORD F-150, SNORT FENT, LEGDAY WORKOUTS, SNORT FENT, HIT UP MY MATESPRIT, SHAWTY COMES OVER, SNORT FENT, STACK PAPER, SNORT FENT, FOLD UP THAT SKINNY LITTLE PRICK KING TUT BACK INTO THE SARCOPHAGUS WHERE HE BELONGS, SNORT FENT, REPEAT. I'M JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. #substance
. . . thanks. don't reply to this btw. bye.
((Fucking giggling))
yOu cAn sAy iT AgAiN, gOoD SiStEr. HoNk!!!!
only cause his bio says "buff girls i'm single" smh smh smh
OH SORRY I FORGO7 7O UH #PI7CHFLIR7ING
:33< im a huge fureak
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
aww of twagans posts awe vewy good so they'we so happy about this seawch featuwe thingy !!!!! X3
the search function is working for the right people it seems... #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07e72fa3c433.png
</> rejection l #nsfw #rejectedmoirail #guessfriendsiscooltho
lmfao, ur fuckin gross. go eat rocks.
shame. :o(
> 0W my c0nd0lences man that sh1t hurts
we're going to throw hands aren't we?
talking to your definitely not pale connection and they hit your drama sharing with "call me 'gurl'" smh fml this dumb bitch no.
(( this s true lolll
((KMS I SAID EARCH!! I SAID EARCH INSTEAD OF EARTH!!!))
lmfaolmfaolmfao
my final form: <.>
@pickpocketingintellect hey 'vura guess what? >.> <.< . . . >.<
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU SO RIGHT I WON'T WORRY ABOUT IT :o)
tic tac toe is kind of hard 0_0"
SO TRU im framin dis 1 on my wall tbh
so relatable. heavwy is the head vwho vwears the crovwn.
#F-ELT
hey what does clown bulge look like??? i'm a visual learner and my dms are open btw #nsfw #totallyscientificreasons
cheese sticks with garrlic butterr oon them arre soo gooood
^^i feel like some are keeping to their oWn species too much^^ ^^trolls should reach out to humans more! and Vice Versa!^^ ^^When else are You going to get the chance to be friendlY With an alien?^^ ^^in fact, i'll do so mYself right noW.^^^^
you just haven't learned the cheat code
it's what i've learned is 'gay' coming from you, olvura lmfao
i hope the developer knows she's loved and appreciated / we all appreciate her
WE NEED MORE CHERUB$ ON THI$ $ITE. LOVE THO$E FUNKY GREEN FUCKER$
(we need more chubby karkat in the world)
^^Well^^ ^^of course a bit of biting is onlY natural~!^^
emo boy and muscle mommy? think she'd handle both at once, 'vura? #nsfw
A$KED THEM TO COLLAR ME LIKE A GOOD WOOFBEA$T AND THEY U$ED A $HOCK COLLAR #HELP #N$FW FEELING: ZAPPED O.O
Cmn nd fuk me emo boy
^^please don't spill mY blood!^^ ^^obViouslY surViVal of the fittest is the WaY of things on our World but^^ ^^i do like being aliVe!^^ ^^and i can be VerY useful With mY blood inside mY bodY~^^ ^^#nsfW^^
i need 2 see more fat bulges #nsfw
the taste of your blood on my lips is enough #nsfwe #gore #whoreposting
^^oh Wait You meant^^ ^^the substance^^ ^^oh mY ;;^^
^^in mY case, saYing hello should do it xp^^
burn them or dye them with more blood
tyyyy im trustin yaII here sine i ant c it for myseIf :o)
LAST P0ST F0R T0NIGHT, N0T BECAUSE I AM TIRED BUT BECAUSE I AM CURRENTLY CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP AND CAN HEAR MY KISMESIS RAPIDLY CL0SING IN. IF Y0U SEE ME 0N THE STREET TRYING T0 DRAG MYSELF AWAY, D0 N0T HELP ME. I AM RIGHT WHERE I WANT T0 BE #BEASTM0DE #ALPHA #REALSHIT #FREAKM0DEENGAGED #BW00F 🐺
fuk it new pfp :o) b i Iove the hog reveaI shirt eheh
pitching a fast ball into your head.
rankmaid-sensei is overjoyed to see so many KUDOS ❤︎ on "all eyes on us"! keep an eye out for chapter two! gomen for the cliff hanger
you're telling mmmme i have to resist a mmmmean wwwwommmman wwwwith a disarmmmming smmmmile. i'mmmm fucked
i am sapphic / i learned about this human word / it's very cool
does everything i post have to be flirting? can't it just be pitch blackness to the void?
Goodnight, fellow Alternians and constituents. I am truly proud of each and every one of you today, so you may misbehave while I am gone as a treat.
roses are red violets are blue no one on this planet pisses me off more than you https://i.imgur.com/lkv9miw.gif
It tickles my earfins to sea so many castes coming toget)(er to communicate equally!
nah, i'll pop in and do a line or two then dip my way out lmfao. #substances
awoo
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OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
life update: i made it another day without burning down troll hot topic. they will unfortunately see another day, and i'll see another paycheck.
I have every right to bitch and moan on zocial media.
tw0 bulges and n0t a s11ngle n00k 11n s11ght.. quads 0pen btw #nsfw
((glad im not the only ssytem. shout out to fictionkins too <3))
my nIghtly prAyErs hAvE bEEn sAId And It Is tImE fOr mE tO EntEr my rEcOUpErAcOOn. lOOkIng fOrwArd tO AnOthEr lOvEly dAy tOmOrrOw mAy thE mOst mIrthfUl mEssIAhs lAUgh bEfOrE yOU As yOU slUmbEr frIEnds!
[[ unrelated but some of yall got some gorgeous fantroll designs i love so many of them ]]
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oh you know, puttin up my freak flag.
((i saw a post ab systems, and it made me wonder. How many of yall r plural and or fictives / fictionkins roleplaying yrself))
heeeeeeey.
freak4freak pride! mmgh
heheh <33
hand shooting up
>([anybody know #ow to get a cylinder unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled wit# butter and microwaved mas#ed banana. its really important t#e cylinder remains un#armed #nsfw]
I K Im A Bad Bitch W Many Other Bitches And Maybe The Best At Emotions To Do Shit Ever Invented But Fuck Man. Sometimes People Are Uh. Maybe A Lil Hopeless. But Heyyy We Stay Sillay ;**
[[okay im british i had no fucking clue what turning point usa was mb 😭 crazy to have that as an acc here]]
yuv ever felt a visral need 2 strip dwn nd ride a hgihblod b4? no? jst me? #nsfw
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THAT'$ MY FAV HORRORCORE HYMN. THEY WERE $UCH $PITTING TRUE $HIT.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4fbdc6f70b5b.png
#RECHITT
ExcItEd fOr tOmOrrOws mAss! wE wIll bE rEAdIng thE scrIptUrE Of blOOd tOmOrrOw! fIttIng, gIvEn cUrrEnt cUltUrAl EvEnts...
Cat destroyed a stack of papers. LMS if I should have it put down.
cgcyibojsrydudfuiooooooooppftss try gHzhHZg
I am tony the fucking hawk, give me likes YEAH!!