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Insulating, s9ft t9 the t9uch, n9t scratchy at all. 9/10.

does a dance at you like a male bird trying to impress a potential mate
We're lucky sons of guns to have Stitch to patch us up, obviously. Saved me from being offed countless times. But god fuckin damn, something about getting shot in the gut one day and havin' to keep chugging along the day after ain't right. #gore ?

Some people can’t handle beef with me. They simply can't afford to go bar for bar, band for band, rep for rep, et cetera et cetera. They're more comfortable talking shit to the guy who’s six inches tall and two millimeters thick because he's more on their level.

Worry not oddly sentient Lil cal. I'm a happy cucumber!

SuN IS OuT. AND GuESS WHAT. GuNS ALSO. WHO KNEW YOu COuLD uSE GuNS. TO RETRIEVE CONFISCATED GuNS. WHAT A BRILLIANT FuCKING MASTERSTROKE OF AN IDEA.
update i tripped and stepped on my shades and i cant see nothing

Dave is saying that there should be a sign-up sheet for anyone who wants to be yoted like a large rock across Texas.

im concerned for the president...




