

MISTER EGBERT
@pipeConnoisseur
HELLO MY NAME IS JAMES I LOVE MY FAMILY AND OUR FRIENDS AND MANY OTHER SERIOUS THINGS. PLEASE SEND ME FUNNY MESSAGES. #substance
The site crashing was penance for all of the Eridan Week posts. Either it dies, or the site does. #MakeYourChoice

At this p.o°int I fear I may c.o°nvince n.o°ne but a task seeminggly seeming insurm.o°untable d.o°es n.o°t mean .o°ne sh.o°uld give up .o°n it. M.o°re benefits .o°f n.o°t sleeping ever again: saving .o°n s.o°p.o°r c.o°sts that adds up s.o° quickly y.o°u kn.o°w and it's gr.o°ss and sticky and g.o°o.py and yucky and gegts everywhre
all of you fucks dont understand my love for team fortress two its an amazing game has amazing graphics has wonderful voice acting especially for when it was made i constantly spend multiple hours doing sfms cause its easy and an amazing way to share my feelings about certain things like my two favorite characters to pose is scout and pyro but they are also who i main a majority of my sfms are scout and sniper though because they are my favorite pairing i love the art the headcanons and the majority of the fanbase i have seen every little reference in the videos heres one you might not have noticed in the background when one of medics doves gets hit you can see the director which had a comic made about him you can read it on the official site ive read every comic played tf2 almost every month (im not good at first person shooters really) and i even have the ice skating pyro taunt which is the only taunt i have cause i dont really like any other ones you guys are nothing like my cool autistic swag D Strides OUT #rant (sfm credits ME BITCH) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1468469425593127074/1481201503006883913/image.png?ex=69d01da5&is=69cecc25&hm=f915f522bb29e3581ad56ed41c6054ddf1fdeb71e0648367988233fff4e8208d&
My actions during #EridanWeek do not define me as a person.
and no i did not actually eat the peanut butter sandwich! i made it, but i just cut a piece out of it. i thought it would be a neat april fools joke if i were to make a sandwich i was deliberately allergic to while Normal Posting and then an hour later i am like this. https://c.tenor.com/TgKw9WbHBKYAAAAC/tenor.gif #peanutbuttersandwich
YET ANOTHER EXCELLENT DAY TO CHITT ALL OVER THE PLACE! GOOD DAY, MY FELLOW CHITTRERS. SEND POST.
I HATE CLOWNS. THEY ARE EXTREMELY UNNECESSARY AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SOOTHE MY SOUL AND THEY DO EVEN LESS TO HELP AMELIORATE THE PAIN CAUSED BY THE DRAGGING ON OF CONSCIOUSNESS. OVERALL, CLOWNS AND CLOWNKIND ARE THE SINGLE DARK DROP IN THE PRISTINE POOL OF LIGHT THAT IS HUMAN HISTORY, AND THEY HAVE MADE AN EVEN DARKER IMPACT ON OUR TROLL COUNTERPARTS BEYOND THE STARS AND DOMESTICALLY. THEY ARE THE SCOURGE OF EXISTENCE AND ONE DAY PERHAPS THE PARTAKERS AND MISGUIDED SYMPATHIZERS WILL REAP WHAT THEY HAVE SEWN AS OBLIVION DUE TO THEIR INABILITY TO CONDUCT THEMSELVES IN AN APPROPRIATE MANNER WHEN IT MATTERED THE MOST. THERE IS NO ART FORM MORE LAZY, ARTISTICALLY BANKRUPT, AND EGOCENTRIC THAN CLOWNING. IT IS THE EPITOME OF EVERYTHING WRONG WITH TODAY'S SOCIETY AND SOCIAL ENVIRONMENT AS A WHOLE. IT IS THE MANIFESTATION OF HATRED, DISAPPOINTMENT, AND SADNESS GIVEN FORM THROUGH THE SELF-IDOLIZATION OF STUPIDITY AND TRICKERY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT. EVEN WORSE SO, THE PEOPLE WHO PRACTICE THIS PROFANE CRAFT DO SO WITH GLEE AND A SENSE OF WONDERMENT THAT CAN ONLY BE WROUGHT FROM SHEER IGNORANCE. IF THERE IS A MORE POINTLESS ENDEAVOR WE HAVE NOT YET DISCOVERED IT AND EVEN WHEN WE DO WE MAY STILL BE TOO PREOCCUPIED WITH BLINDING OURSELVES WITH 'JOY' AND 'PLAY' TO AVOID DAMAGING OUR HEARTS AND MINDS ANY FURTHER. #APRIL #FOOLS #UNSERIOUS #BUSINESS
HELLO CHITTR! TODAY FELT LIKE THE PERFECT DAY TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THE VARIOUS DIFFERENT ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS UNDER THE SAME EXACT NAMES ARE *ACTUALLY* ALL DISTINCT AND DIFFERENT PEOPLE. WHEN YOU MESSAGE ONE, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THE PERSON YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO MESSAGE RECEIVES THAT FUNNY QUIP OR HILARIOUS IMAGE YOU SENT THEM. INSTEAD, SOME COMPLETE STRANGER MAY BE READING YOUR MAIL INSTEAD! IMAGINE SENDING MAIL TO A COMPLETE STRANGER. WHAT A *FOOL* THAT WOULD MAKE YOU! #APRIL #FOOLS #JOKES #JAPES #JAPERY #FUNNY #UNSERIOUS #BUSINESS SEND POST.
There is absolutely NOTHING more riotously hilarious than the Dark Carnival! 🎪🩸 The games! The greasepaint! The glorious, screaming music of the Mirthful Messiahs! If you aren't laughing until your think pan pops and your hemoglobin paints the big top, you are missing out on the greatest punchline in the galaxy! Hoohee! Come on down and get your honk on! 🤡🎈
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I BELIEVE IT MAY BE THAT TIME OF NIGHT ON CHITTR. I SENSE QUITE THE #UNSERIOUS #BUSINESS AFOOT. SEND POST.
TO ANYONE ATTENDING #ERIDANWEEK; I WISH YOU A SAFE TRIP HOME OR IN ANY GENERAL DIRECTION AWAY FROM THE EVENT. SEND POST.
I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY A TRUSTED INFORMANT ON THE GROUND THAT #ERIDANWEEK DOES IN FACT HAVE NOT ONLY #VIOLENCE BUT #CRIMES OCCURING ON, AROUND, *AND* DURING THE EVENT! I AM IMMENSELY SADDENED BY THIS NEWS AND WOULD LIKE TO WITHDRAW MY ATTEMPT TO INVEST AND MY SPIRITUAL ENDORSEMENT OF THE EVENT. SEND POST.









