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common misconception purple is actualy my favorite color
[[ Hi, I want ya'll to know my Vodka Mutini is an emotional support cat <3 ]]
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meow meow prrr prr!!!! meow!!! ::3

Oh god, I'm becoming my mother.

sumtimes i wondr if ppl evr get tired of hearin me yap incessantly abt the same shit day in n day out but then i remember i dont actualy care and free will is beautiful

Maplehoof, I have some matters I need to attend to. I am trusting you to watch over these users. Thank you.
[[ General #substance warning for this account. ]] [[ Recovered Alcoholic, occasional #alcohol but more often will post about #weed tho.]] [[ This Roxy Lalonde will have a lot of personal headcanons, but will primarily follow canon personality wise. ]] [[ How do I say that this is essentially 2 steps away from being a kin rp acct without making it a kin rp acct? I just love Roxy and relate to her heavily. ]]

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In an attempt to brave the horrors of the night time such as groaning green men and rattling piles of bones, I have erected a temporary shelter. Now, you may be saying "Calder. This looks like shit" And yes. You would be correct. However, the Bizkantine empire was not erected in a day and I will need the materials gathered in here to build my castle anyway. This project seems it will be a long term endeavor. Please continue to lend me your support. Thank you. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0e93bedf89a.PNG https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d76a94864b90.PNG
back in college i lived off campus with a pet cat and live-in boyfriend. whenever i would baby talk the cat, the boyfriend would respond too. i wont say i dont miss having a grown man respond to "here kitty kitty."

Perhaps I shall have a drink. A treat.
My tummy also hurts, if you even care. </3
get me a full e nglish breakfast and a ciggarete

((Battling some mild FOMO/impostor syndrome with positivity rn: This post is for celebrating doubles. Y'all're great. Every davepeta on this site is so fun and y'all make me really happy whenever I see y'all on the TL. @technicolorCataphasia @tigrineGenesis If YOU, dear reader, are either feeling the struggle or want to shout out your doubles this post is a suggestion you do so, either in the replies or in your own post. ^^))

My actions during #EridanWeek do not define me as a person.
So sad. The store didn't have strawberry cheesecake ice cream... </3

sittin down @ the theatr 4 mario galaxy n im lowkey frightend sum1 is gunna recognize the fucking chittr screen on my phone LOLZ

may ur chittrs b abundant & fruitful tis beautiful evening #bless
✨💖𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓷! 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓦𝓮𝓭𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓭𝓪𝔂! 𝓓𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓯𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝔀𝓻 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯! 𝓶𝓮𝔀~💖✨ https://i.imgur.com/O6xuGDH.gif

// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates

Older men.......
dogtier??? whats that? i only know cattier!! meow :D #aprilfools

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i am once again capable of behaving like a calm and normal individual good night

To my constituents: Thank you all for being patient. I can’t finish the upcoming bill because there is a bee in the Oval Office.
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I have recently been contacted by a shifty organization that dub themselves the “Shadow Money Wizard Gang”. Could this interest in me and my work be caused by one of you all?

I have retreated upstate for the time being, as the wetland that is Old New York has made this recent humidity wave unbearable to weather in the surrounding areas. I wish only the best to those who will face the floods head on as this week-long storm approaches.

Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
Hey, every day above ground is a great day, remember that, daleee
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I have it on record that aliens have invaded Chittr. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/464cd448fba8.png
I've never been horny in all my sweeps.
I wouldn't even know where to go to *get* horns.
Serious Business, as important as it is, would dull the world's fine blade until nothing is left but a blunt edge, were it not for its counterpart, Unserious Business. The variety of frivolity is necessary to ensure proper sharpening and witticism! One such as yourself should know this well, yes?
There are probably British Trolls. #Horror #Terror

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𝄆𝄞 𓆏 It𝄒s s𝅝 nice ♪ that ♪ tr𝅝ogle change𝅗𝅥 ♪ the c𝅝l𝅝r of links t𝅝𝅗𝅥ay in re𝆐e𝆐berance of Green 𝓂arki𝆏lier.𝄽 wonder if they𝄒re gonna 𝅗𝅥o something for ♫ Tr𝅝ll Bruno 𝓂ars 𓆏 t𝅝𝆐orrow 𓆏 https𝄢𝄍𝄍i.𝄽i𝆐gur.𝄽𝄴o𝆐𝄍W9ztqBk.𝄽j𝆏eg 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏

femtanyl - PUSH UR T3MPRR #nowplaying https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gR_ZWOMs63o&si=jxLQ3_RzNQEHesdy
WE'VE BEEN UNABLE TO LEAVE THE GROUNDS DO TO THE INTENSE PANIC AND RUSHING THE STAGE GO GRAB A SMALL PIECE OF THE FALLEN MUSICAL STAR. THIS SIGHT IS NOTHING BUT HARROWING #ERIDANWEEK.

THEY KILLED TROLL BRUNO MARS!?
huh apparently there was glitter in my lotion and i was not make aware of this fact i think some of it managed to make it into my tail somehow…
THIS IS TRULY A TRAGEDY OF ASTRONOMICAL PROPORTIONS. WHAT A SHAME DEFINITELY, I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING THIS BLASTED #ERIDANWEEK AND WILL ALSO WITHDRAW MY SUPPORT ALONG WITH MY ANY PERSONAL FINANCIAL SUPPORT I WAS GOING TO INVEST.. THIS TROLL CHILDREN WILL HAVE TO FINE ANOTHER SOURCE FOR FINE CUBAN TOBACCO CIGARS
up first @nakNak !! i pictured you as one of those long nosed doggies :0 and the fluff in the back is supposed to be like your little spikes!! :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90e4f2ca08c5.png

I am concerned for each and every one of you.
((OOC: breaking my vow of no ooc to say troll jungkook is the funniest account i could’ve seen. most random person to be made a troll, keep it up everyone this shit is hilarious))
im bored.... who wants to get drawn as a dog!!!!

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where r all my favorit freakos at huh i missed yall

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16463ad9b877.png dawgz out on the TL #selfie
get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
hahahaha. imagine me thr꥟wing peanuts at y꥟u. ꥟h yes d꥟ infact slip up m꥟re this is hilari꥟us.

ooc my birthday is on 4/12 so there have been multiple times where a friend has forgotten my birthday but also commented on it being "homestuck eve" so in two weeks from now im gonna be really annoying about it being trycks' birthday

If that is the case then perhaps I will simply stop worrying about it and maybe the problem will resolve itself.

hi fans / everyone who listens to my music deserves the absolute world / i love you all

Hm. I’m getting word from my social media manager that something happened to how that image is rendering. Perhaps I fudged the file while I was attempting to upload it. Something about a black blur obscuring me? It’s no matter, I will try again with a colored photo this time. https://i.ibb.co/spqt27p1/IMG-8775.jpg
Nevermind Everyone #war Is Cancelled Instead Terezi Is Coming Over To Watch Movies With Me While I Entertain The Feline Beast With A Toy Earth Bird On A Stick

Hello, dear readers. I am happy to announce my recent headshots have come in. To any excited fans or preying tabloid eyes, please be sure to use this approved image of yours truly from now on. Thank you. https://i.ibb.co/kVq58MtJ/IMG-8776.jpg

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i dream of the day i come up with something as funny as a small medium at large.

colin mochrie really is a legend. what a funny guy!
✩⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆ ⊹h୧ s⊹ars ar୧ in a w୧ird m☀︎☀︎d⭑ y☀︎ur fa⊹୧ ⊹☀︎day is ⊹i୧d ⊹☀︎ wh୧⊹h୧r ☀︎r n☀︎⊹ y☀︎u ☾an l☀︎☾a⊹୧ ⊹ha⊹ ☀︎n୧ i⊹୧m y☀︎u jus⊹ had in y☀︎ur hand⭑⋆。°✩⋆。𖦹°✩

kayyyy K FINE heres my tier list for freddy vs jason super scary smashers: all stars (2034) (4 the sega slider) since every1 was so curious https://i.ibb.co/ywRLMT3/tierlist.png

breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png

should i release my tierlist for freddy vs jason super scary smashers: all stars (2034) 4 the sega slider.....

idk....... weve got CHEESERS on main paw.............
What the fuck is the random chimp event? What the FUCK did I miss when I finally passed out?
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! The Sus fetch modus allows free retrieval of captchalogued items, as long as you can avoid the impostors! Try to remember what colors of items you've stored. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #shrub

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✩⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆ ⊹h୧ s⊹୭rs ୭r୧ w୭rn⌇n𝜗 ☀︎f ⊹h୧ s⊹୭⌇rs⭑ sp୧☾⌇f⌇☾୭lly ⊹h୧y ୭r୧ hun𝜗ry⭑ my ୭d⟡⌇☾୧? ୭⟡☀︎⌇d ☾୭rry⌇n𝜗 y☀︎ur f☀︎☀︎d up ⊹h୧ s⊹୭⌇rs ⊹☀︎d୭y⭑⋆。°✩⋆。𖦹°✩
No rizz, but I'd show you all my rocks I found outside.

luv the energy mr egberts
Considering growing my hair out. Kinda miss my long hair.
more #candyposting upon all of you!!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/946e073f63c2.jpg
Would you still love me if I was a worm? Serious question.

big day 4 meatluvers on chittr #meatposting
im tired of all this meat posting!!!! candy be upon ye!!! #candyposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/308b677855ca.jpg

i got tis new cherries n cream perfrume 2day n i cant fuckin stop sniffin my self wtf its so gud
It is a very confusing topic fr.
Confeshshion 10: "got too close to someone and now the more i think about it the more i realise i might be in love with him i cant get him out of my head" Thoughtsh? #yearning #quadrants #flushed #oopsies
homeu blocks r my enemy fuck u honey blocks https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6836.jpeg
My Name Is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 15.3 Sweeps Old. My Hive Is In The Northeast Section Of Morioh, Where All The Villas Are, And I Have No Permanent Quadrants. I Work As An Employee For The Kame Yu Department Stores, And I Get To My Hive Every Day By 8 Am At The Latest. I Don't Smoke, But I Occasionally Drink. I'm In Bed By 11 Am, And Make Sure I Get Eight Hours Of Sleep, No Matter What. After Having A Glass Of Warm Milk And Doing About Twenty Minutes Of Stretches Before Going To Bed, I Usually Have No Problems Sleeping Until Morning. Just Like A Grub, I Wake Up Without Any Fatigue Or Stress In The Morning. I Was Told There Were No Issues At My Last Check-up. I'm Trying To Explain That I'm A Person Who Wishes To Live A Very Quiet Life. I Take Care Not To Trouble Myself With Any Enemies, Like Winning And Losing, That Would Cause Me To Lose Sleep At Night. That Is How I Deal With Society, And I Know That Is What Brings Me Happiness. Although, If I Were To Fight I Wouldn't Lose To Anyone.

“SWEET SUMMER CHILD”, “NO SPRING CHICKEN”, “YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER”, “SUMMER LOVING, HAD ME A BLAST, SUMMER LOVING, DICK IN MY ASS”. The people crave a liturgical year unbound by the sun and don’t even know it. #WitchChittr #Occultism #SeasonalVeneration #AnthropologyPosting

#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/7AiA1GagprC9PTi2hRekFe?si=4d5489079bb846fc I wonder if I'm going to get death threats for claiming.

New Sideline Issue next week - A tell all from Sestro Enthal, exclusive interview conducted by Calder Kerian. Preorder at your local magazine store.
does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png
ive discovered that getting hate reactions on my posts is actually very satisfying. i used to be such an instigator. you all are going to end up reawakening that in me.
got about six more hours before im free from my obligations but after that im holding a wizard tournament. stay tuned. or maybe take a nap and loop back later. six hours is a long time to stay on the edge of your seat. #wizard

[[ Hello everypony this is a lil OOC intro for Rox !! It will be pinned on my page for future reference! ]] This Roxy is *intense* and very very messy so if you don't like mentions of #substance abuse, problematic shit and very frequent #nsfw or #nsfwe or #gore posts then you should block/pass this one up <3 No hard feelings whatsoever we r here to have fun okay!! He also hits on Strider men aggressively so if you are a Strider and this makes you uncomfortable please block and/or you can let me know OOC and I will 100% back off- the goal is NOT to make anyone genuinely uncomfortable! I will not take it personally or be mad at you OOC if you tell me to not do something! My Rox identifies *loosely* as trans masculine and uses He/It pronouns but he does not mind she/her or light-hearted feminine terms of endearment. PLEASE do not make the assumption that its okay to do that with OTHER trans mascs this is a very personal specific case!!!! My Rox is interested in #cannibalism and #gore content in both an aesthetic and erotic sense. If that makes you uncomfortable, please block and move on!! Okay I think thats everything! Thank u for reading ily

some of you didnt play petz dogs 2 on the wii and it fucking shows

#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y6GIje3GErVRIq1Ff5BJq?si=39b85fe04e02486b
Purrbeast lusii are such problems in the early spring, the amount of shedding is insane...

Never enter into relationships where you aren't getting an equal part of the pie. Friendships, quadrants, it matters not. If you aren't getting something out of the transaction, it isn't worth your time. #Wisdom #Selflove

I knew you'd enjoy it, Mister Egbert. You are truly a man of class and taste.

Capital. I await your verdict.

It is always important to branch out when a new social media site presents itself. Greetings all, I am Calder Kerian- columnist, publicist, truth-speaker and twelve star man. Serious business inquiries are welcome in my DMs- and if you are one of my inner circle of acquaintances I would ask that you conduct yourself in a professional manner when speaking to me on this platform.
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