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c< i sHOuld cOMMit sex #Nsfw >c
⚜BETWIXT THE LEFT TWIX AND RIGHT TWIX WHO WOULD BE THE VICTOR IN GLORIOUS BATTLE... CURIOUS..⚜⁀➴

E★stern ★lterni★n history. Minor in Western liter★ture.
#MYPHD

[|87 :: Doctors orders. They told me to get h;gh as a k;te so here 1 go! #substance #;mthefuk;ndoctor
i already sliced a moon in half! or uh a bunch of pieces actually
i would give the moon a full face of makeup. and a little kiss.
h0ping this finds the right person, and they d0 a 180 off in the 0ther direction. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/42c691c9456d.png

Trollbama, but the sentiment remains. I value all of my constituents, to be fair! I just happen to have a notable soft spot for Striders.
chittr simulator the girl who killed you: dove im so fucking sorry jack noir: im chill now your ex: dove i honestly still kinda fw you bro: dove i am so proud of you and you deserve to be happy obama: dove lets hang out and be friends like how am i not supposed to freak out a little bit its kind of overwhelming

c< i aM /NOt/ cuttiN tHe MOON iN Half, because iM NOt gONNa step ON My frieNds 2es! >c
~⟢||if you hate my posts about yuri VVry drop of slurry you haVVe to offer inside you dries up so that all that comes out is a cloud of dust come pailing time. #nsfw #hate #yuripositiVVe||⟣~
Heh, I’m so cool, and I have a fat ass. #nsfw TRUTH
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STOP TRYING TO CUT THE MOON IN HALF WITH YOUR SUPER LASER PISS.
⚜SO MANY BRAVE WARRIORS TAKING OATHS OF SLAYING THE TWIN MOONS, THY PREDICTS WE SHALL WITNESS THE SLICENING AND DICENING OF THE TWO AND WE WILL THEN HAVE MANY #MOONPARTICLES⚜⁀➴
DON'T B3 L1K3 TH4T K4RK4T YOUR 4SS 1S PL3NTY F4T! 4LSO 3V3RYON3 H3R3 1S 1NTO F4T B1TCH3S 4NYW4YS
EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT THEIR FAT ASS. I'M JUST FAT. #NSFW I GUESS.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Committing pitch acts by proxy as I persuade my lusus to annoy my kismesis's lusus. I am creating a whole new level of spade romance.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
fat ass but fat everythin else too n you know what i’MM fine with that
HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AF6ULCNTFCHPTHCZ/IMG_5051.JPEG SECRETE ME A RIVER ASSHATS THIS IS FOR THE FISHPISS MALINGERER WHO REFUSES TO PROVIDE ANY RATION FOR HIS KITS. IN RESPONSE TO HIS INCOMPETENCIES I NOW HAVE EMBROIDED MYSELF WITH THE NAME OF A MURDEROUS HONKING FOOL WHO ACTUALLY GIVES A DAMN. SUCK IT ERIDAN!!! #NSFW
Is therre a big event I'm missing?? not that I would have the time to prreparre; but I am currious,
God dammit. I'm going to show up at @gullibleColumnist masquerade and everyone is going to be like "Hmmmm, I wonder who this man with the wings and dog snout is under that mask...A mystery for the fucking ages."

ugh. i am z1eepy agai- [d0rmancy m0de detected. pa1mhuzk haz entered ztandby m0de.]
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/B2PQRJFB/BOONBUX-COPY.PNG BOSS MAKES A BOONBUCK. I MAKE A BOONDIME. THAT'S WHY I CHITTR. ON COMPANY TIME. #NEWPINNED #FUCKBITCHES #GETBOONS
YOU MUST RESIST THEIR TEMPTRESS WILES. THOSE LYING WHORES WOULD ONLY DISTRACT YOU FROM YOUR REAL GOALS. SLAUGHTER AND POSTING.
Wwoooo Im Free From Church Duties Tomorrow, I Will Be Seeing *bloood* Ehhahahaahhahahahah Wooo Eheheh. Exicting. :o)
Troll Mitski's Retired From Sad, New Career In Business Album Is So " Peak ". Laurel Hell Was Also A " Peak " Album But You Aren't Prepared For That Conversation. #musicposting

maybe if i asked someone to call me by another name i could decide if i liked it but i dunno think im too indecisive for this even though i dont wanna be just "dsprite" forever

Find my policies.
The Lash feels like something just happened.
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[MEN LOVING MEN TO BE MORE $PE#IFI# #BE#AU$E #I #LOVE #MEN]
"2o proton VVhat do you do for fun" II lIIve IIn fuckIIn earth c mIInne2ota there2 fuck all to do except go to the lake http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/05/13/YOURE-GOING-TO-THE-LAKE.png
I DON'T PAY ENOUGH TO CHITTR TO STAY UP TO SPEED.
you know, darling. if you need someone with an affinity for the craft to tell you what you need to know, you could just message me. i know you crave the truth. 0u0

ArE yOU off plAnEt bEcausE thats gOnnA be a bit of a fUckIn long shot if so

if i can get any mOrE InfO on the guy i'll gladly cull yOUr dUmbAss boss hAhA
☆ oKay finally fuKKing done with the thing, gotta say don’t really *do* engravings but I am damn impressed with myself https://i.postimg.cc/pXsNQfzZ/IMG-9269.jpg☆

"Sir have you had time to—?" "Are you finished doing—?" I hate to inform you, but the democratic process is very long and takes time. I apologize. I am doing the best that I can.

[MM] is now Online the torment nexus

now tAkIng hit and run rEquEsts
I Am Going To Crochet A Cute Little Creature And No One Can Stop Me. #positive
K--<https://msparp.chat/buraisworld IM ALIVE!!! AND I WANT TO BE!!! I WANT TO LIVE!!!!! COME TO MY HIVE AND LETS HANG!!!!!

i think its kinda funny sometimes the little chittr logo thingy flashes colors whenever people log off because its like its taking -1hp every time
Should I Like, Yoink A Computer? I Feel Like I Should, Im Boreeeeeed On My Phone :o)
d∆Y SIX HØØFBE∆ST PØSTING!!! iT'S JUST ØCCURRED TØ ME. i DØN'T ∆CTU∆LLY KNØW IF HØØFBE∆STS C∆N DRINK TE∆. sØMEBØDY GET ME ∆NSWERS!

WENT TO THE WIZARD AGAIN!!! GOT HIM TO TELL ME MY "GODTIER"!!! GOT A ROUGH DESIGN OF IT!!! MADE MY FIT!!! !!! I'M READY FOR TOMORROW'S #FIGHTNIGHT!!! KINDA SUCKS I CAN'T USE MY HAMMER THOUGH!!! BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE MY HANDS ARE JUST AS GOOD!!!
♡♡|HAVE YOU LOVED TODAY!? GET SOME LOVE IN NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN!|♡♡
K--<i... i think i want to be alive.
I Didn'+ Have A Handle When I Joined +his Si+e Bu+ I Liked +he Au+o Genera+ed One Enough +o Keep I+. I May Change I+ La+er Down +he Line Bu+ For Now I+ Will S+ay.
Drone Season Is Coming Up And Some Of You Have Neither Quads Nor " Bitches ". Shame. #nsfw
K--<I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh baby i've got plany of time. boutta nap.

> s0 far t0day 1 have had l1ke three d1fferent pe0ple c0mpl1ment 0n 0r chat ab0ut my w1ngs/ta1l/plumage 1n a p0s1t1ve l1ght and 1'm s0me m1x 0f g1ddy and c0nfused and embarrassed. why am 1 be1ng c0mpl1mented hell0
>+. HE HATES ME!!!!!!! .+<

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>+. ANYWAY AN OPTIMAL LOOK IS NAKED WITH BOOTS ON .+< #nsfw
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y’know, sometimes I miss havin’ a lusus around all the time. LEECHSTEPDAD mighta been a real mean mother hogger… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But! And there is a but! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < …uhm. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < F. Forgot what I was daggum gonna say! So. Acrobatics check, go, [16], nice!!!
My " Grab Bag " Of New Followers That I Got For Being Funny And Also Desperately Needy. #positive #suggestive

Artistic rendition of the lock-in I just witnessed in the DoD lab when an intern walked by playing her music. It is important to note he was previously napping. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15051973baa0.png

#lyric2 #lyric2po2ting And now I know I don't hav3 to do thi2 alon3 A cr3atur3 that found a hom3 Wh3n lif3 drain3d th3 light from my h3art You pull3d m3 from th3 dark
lots of you think you're gloria from modern family. when you're really cam from modern family.

I definitely like men.
:33 < EXTRA EXTRA!!! The hottest little kitty with ALL of the dirty secpurrets is now on chittr! Any and all infurrmation on the ongoings of this hot new little website should be directed to this account's private messaging. And who knows, you may even be anonymously featured in the gossip column! Never say never, dear readers! All issues of the column will be posted here furr all to see, so be careful! You're not just on print, you're on the internet too!

oh lmao my bad 2till tho u 233m rad

Hell.o°

thank2! ur v3ry pr3tty and i lik3 your hair it2 r3ally 2ick

wyd wh3n i g3t on 2tag3 and 2tart throwing it back 2om3htng fi3rc3 to th3 cov3r of hit troll katy p3rry 2ong dark hor23 by troll our la2t night #n2fw?






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