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BEFORE THIS EVENT I HAD NO CLUE WHO TROLL BRUNO MARS WAS. BUT MY GREATEST THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE BEING SENT OUT FOR HIM AND HIS FANS.

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W3 W1LL 4LL R3M3MB3R YOUR S4CR1F1C3, TROLL BRUNO M4RS. W3 W1LL NOT FORG3T!!!! >:'[

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation.

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I w9uld urge y9u all t9 6e far m9re c9nsiderate 9f the passing 9f p9pular music cele6rity Tr9ll Brun9 Mars. I w9uld like t9 pr9vide a warning in advance, as I'm g9ing t9 discuss t9pics including, 6ut n9t limited t9 #death #g9re #l9ss #grief #cy6er6ullying #casteism #drugs #alc9h9l #su6stance #parties #peerpressure #religi9n and s9 9n. N9w, f9r starters, I w9uld like t9 menti9n that many 9f my friends are high6l99ds, s9 I d9 h9pe that n9 9ne takes 9ffense when I say that this is n9t an unc9mm9n 9ccurrence f9r high6l99d parties. Vi9lence is 9ften 6aked int9 seadweller culture, as well as cl9wn religi9n, and I 6elieve it was at the intersecti9n 6etween these tw9 cultures that such a tragedy 9ccurred. F9r the safety 9f all perf9rming musical artists, perhaps in the future, we may rec9nsider h9w 'hard' 9ur parties and events sh9uld g9. Yes, even th9ugh it may 6e difficult f9r 9ur m9re vi9lent-minded high6l99d 6rethren, and may even seem like an attack 9n their rich and vi6rant culture, I truly d9 6elieve it is what is 6est f9r all 9f us. It may 6eh99f us t9 keep 9ur music v9lume d9wn, and t9 get rid 9f the drug and alc9h9l use alt9gether. Perhaps the tramp9line as well. And the 6all pit. And 6an weap9ns. That way, we can av9id further tragedy wh9lly. On that n9te, I pers9nally w9uld like t9 ap9l9gize t9 the late Tr9ll Brun9 Mars and all 9f his l9yal, supp9rtive fans. My v9ice may n9t 6e a6le t9 reach him fr9m this plane, 6ut he lives 9n in 9ur 6l99d pushers. At least, I think he d9es. I've never listened t9 his music. Irregardless, I'm sure y9u all miss him, which is the imp9rtant thing. But we must all find a way t9 m9ve 9n, as grieving t99 pu6licly c9uld very much trigger 9ur peers. That is why I am ch99sing t9 keep this p9st relatively 6rief. Thank y9u f9r reading. Enj9y the rest 9f y9ur party. Be safe.

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Orcay, so it needs to be said cause this shit keeps happening. I am not ψhoever Trizza you are thinking about. People keep making specific assumptions about me and my personality based on a bitch I ain't even met! On history, I have NEVER experienced. No one you talk to on here ψill be the person you probably knoψ. I am getting SO sick of people being so fucking aggro ψith me. Like for real? I don't knoψ you. I am being nice, and by all means, I do not have to be. If you have a problem ψith Trizza fucking Tethis, go take it up ψith the lesser bitch in your timeline and not me. Like, damn, you think it ψould be clear ψith like 20 fucking Eridan's. I am Empress Tethis, Her Affluential Socialite. I killed that bitch, and I am noψ that bitch. If your Trizza ain't an empress or she's dead, she's lesser than me. Get that shit straight.

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ItS SO SaD TO HeaR WhaT HappeneD TO TrolL BrunO MarS. HE WaS GoinG TO BE IN @dstrideS MoviE 🟩

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@taciturnTypecast[TT]

In honor of Tro\\ Bruno Mars. https://youtu.be/ekr2nIex040?si=I2DB-dQvQnlNxCSx ♡☆♡

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i kn0w!! 💔

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i wish +here was a pushbreak bu++0n all +his +r0ll brun0 mars s+ill is making me sad 💔

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h77ps://media.7enor.com/hgoHZ7M_yHMAAAAM/fire-en7ering.gif

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Fella doesn't got a collar. Think I'd get in trouble with the missus if I brought him home? https://files.catbox.moe/syvca5.png

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So. Uhm. The date with that Troll. Went well. I'd say. I was kind of. Nervous...

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[[ For once, going to start with a character intro! Dee is an Alpha Dave from a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. Still the director of the sbahj films, and fresh out of rehab. Themes of OCD will be prevalent, as will addiction, general existentialism, and questionable parenting. Also shitposts, because I can't be serious 24/7 lmao. heres this guy. take him :)! ]]

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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> I am so buff

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@pestilentCaregiver[PC]

I think my favöritë grÜbs wöÜld havë tö bë thë göld önës, thëy löök sö cÜtë trying tö shöck önë anöthër.

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Many different AI/ drones/ robots on this site I've noticed. Oh yeah, and also weird aliens.

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BREAKING NEWS!!! @draconianDignitary and @spadesSlick CAUGHT BY REPORTER HAVING GAY SEX #NSFW YAOI WINS! STAY TUNNED

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10010001000101100110010011001001111>YES THAT IS RIGHT HE IS THE BEST

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10010001000101100110010011001001111>BD-69 IS A GREAT DRONE WHO THEY SHOULD NEVER RETIRE NEW DRONES CAN'T STAND AS MUCH AS HE CAN BECAUSE THEY'RE FRAGILE AND STUPID HE DID A LOT AND HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION SHOULD RECOGNISE HIM AS THE BEST IMPERIAL DRONE EVER BECAUSE HE'S JUST SO AWESOME AND COOL AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM AND HE KEEPS GETTING MAINTENANCE AFTER SWEEPS OF SERVING THE EMPIRE AND THE NEW ONES WILL FALL APART IN LIKE TWO SWEEPS BECAUSE THEYRE AWFUL

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@coralConviviality[CC]

I'm all settled in. Its a little smaller t)(an I'm used to, but I can say I'm )(appy wit)( t)(is new start. Take a look at my new temporary block! )(ttps://www.sponge)(acks.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/coastal-bedroom-6-5.jpg

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@coralConviviality[CC]

)(ello C)(ittr! )(ow are we doing today? I'm doing great! 38D Today's positive affirmation time. Repeat after me. 'T)(is dress makes my bass look great.'

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"Yeesh, what a video... I think I'm gonna hav to switch gimmicks, this really isn't working out. Good thing I'v already did a little preparation ovvscreen. Say hello to our new DANCE INSTRUCTOR! She says she's better at it ovv-land than on-land, but I'm CERTAIN that will NOT be an issue. This is now a DANCING ACCOUNT about DANCING. GET READY TO DANCE!!!" @agileTwist https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/02d8195v637c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/8a60089ba65c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/98v959ec248b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/10652e936632.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/766d413a3cc9.png

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Thank you.

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sometimes you meet your alternate selfs brother and hes hyper aggressive and violent and youre kinda in charge of having to kill him if he cant live peacefully in society because youre the only one whod be able to do it and then you sit on his chest for pressure therapy and then a few years pass and then she becomes a beautiful woman and i think thats beautiful

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// Lucier had an experience on tumblr interacting with Divine muses where he was like, "Hey, it's super weird for gods to so causally interact with humans," and everyone was like, "It's so normal actually," and he crashed out. So he's like TECHNICALLY on a sabbatical from his religious practice cause he was so angry after that entire ordeal (HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT)

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I FEEL AS THOUGH I MAY HAVE CLICKED ON A WRONG LINK SOMEWHERE. OH WELL! THIS SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT PLACE FOR ME TO BUILD MY FOLLOWING, ANYWAYS!

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yo dude my macaroni box had two cheese packets

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💋H N💋 L💋LS THE PR💋FILE PICS ARE T💋💋 SMALL, S💋 GUESS MY FIRST P💋ST IS ME IN ALL MY GL💋RY. N💋 C💋MPRESSI💋N, JUST SELF APPRECIATI💋N PS IF Y💋U'RE A PATHETIC MAN 💋R G💋T S💋ME TEA HMU HTTPS://I.IMGUR.C💋M/1J💋VG~X💋X💋~P.PNG

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Does Anyone Ever Look At Their Lipstick And Wonder If It Could Be Flavored. Why Is That Not A Category Of Makeup We Have Explored Yet I Would Love A Black Lipstick That Tastes Like The Blood Of The Damned. Or Perhaps Blackberries Although They Are Liars Of A Fruit

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man like aliens are somethin else i like em

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me after posting pussy on main https://i.postimg.cc/DwVXJvjT/IMG-0189.gif #nsfw

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No one: Chittr: YEAH TIDDIES Supporting women's rights. #nsfw

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me when i ge7 7ha7 big 7r0ll j0b h77ps://i.imgur.c0m/WkT5BYX.png

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woof woof bark bark

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:33< this just in :33< meow

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BARK

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man like luv is everywhere just like think about your like lusus anD like matesprit

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thank u god for bi men!!!

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I enjoy playing with my moms old alchemizer stuff. Heres THE BIGG DOGG. I didn't name it that, my brother Lyle did. https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/please.%20my%20sohn.%20thea2.png

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"You were innocent once, weren't you? Untainted by the world. Had you always been flithy in this way? Running and wine as if nothing was amiss. Metallic taste lingers on your tongue like a lover's caress despite what has been done. Was it a sin to have done what you have done? If a fuschia could die that easily. The True Empress of the rotten heart of the Empire. Would it be better to run the Empire into the ground and erase what has been done. To massarce all those who dare question your rule? To run with a iron fist? That would make you no better than the iron fist who holds the powers of these systems. Run all you might until you are striken down to the levels that you climbed up from the soil. The corpse pit that you were born in as nothing but the faithless. To have faith is to have something that you believe in. Sweet nothings in your ear as death whispers from steps over your shoulder. Your thinkpan stained fuschia as now your birthright. Your arm restrained by your injuries. What line will you cross now that you haven't been caught?" Probably - enough - of - this - story - on - here - ;^^ - It - isn't - a - happy one > #writing #gore

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yet another key on my carabiner. i love getting access to my friends homes #mykeys

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

I am gonna CRU2H my PR h3r3 in a minut3 dud3 tho23 w3ight2 dont 2tand a CHANC3

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// my favorite feature so far is the ability to adjust the tiny of peoples text. and the unquirking. as someone who uses a screenreader it's awesome.

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ok here y'all go (artist: pumpkinsmut) https://i.postimg.cc/m2jw7F9t/IMG-0186.png #nsfw

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so like!!! hey!!! or whatever the fuck!!!!

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"at least my titties is nice" - rocky bgc 10 #nsfw

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I take care of 3 wrigglers, and overall, I think if I was much younger, I'd be a lot more rowdy, but I'm 20.77 sweeps. I can help you fill out your tax form or something. Or tell you how to fix that hole in your favorite pants. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

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lol love mymom but shes gotta stop cropping me out of photos aint cool mom still love youpromise https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/chilling%20with%20mom.png

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:33 < heh..... hows it goin? #selfie (Art by my lovely moirail, gruelingTonic on tumblr!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ec54ad5086bd.png

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I am just being honest, but I'm glad regardless. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ That's a lovely job, maintaining the beauty of the world through nurturing plants is important. Thank you for your work. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I work with a lot of people, mostly violet and lower, and I manage a political office for an older violet. I am deeply curious what everyone does for a living? ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

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A young troll stands in her respiteblock. Though it was ten solar sweeps ago she was given life, she is far from finished with the story of her life. Ten Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is roughly equivalent to twenty-one Earth years. Of course, we aren't on Alternia, because that would be ridiculous. No, indeed, we have moved on from that planet. Those trolls’ stories have already been told. This is a new tale altogether. Your name is DEILYA OSKUNE. In a few months, on the 8th bilunar perigee of the 8th dark season’s equinox, it will once again be your WRIGGLING DAY, an event for which you are abnormally excited. This is because on that day, you will be playing a game with a few of your friends. This game, of course, will herald the end of your world. But as this is both unavoidable and unimportant at the moment, there is no reason to dwell on it. You have a variety of interests, including PLAYING MUSIC and GAMING with your FRIENDS. You claim to be very good with the GUITAR, and you have an ENJOYMENT of the NUMBER SEVEN which many of your friends describe as ABNORMAL. Your FAVORITE GUITAR is a SEVEN-STRING ELECTRIC GUITAR designed to RESEMBLE a TROLL. Your FAVORITE TIME SIGNATURE is 7/7 TIME, which is why all your FRIENDS say you're ACTUALLY TERRIBLE at the GUITAR. They just DON'T UNDERSTAND. You've been waiting for your WRIGGLING DAY to play the AFOREMENTIONED GAME, because that SEEMS TO BE THE TRADITION. You'd LIKE TO SAY you'll be GOING IN BLIND, but your lusus taught you not to LIE. You have SEEN the game PLAYED BEFORE. Of course, that is something to be DISCUSSED LATER. Scattered about your room are VARIOUS INSTRUMENTS, as well as several ASSORTED CONTROLLERS. A VIDEO SCREEN sits in the corner, and below it are various GAMING CONSOLES. A desk sits opposite that VIDEO SCREEN, next to your RECUPERACOON, and upon that desk sits your COMPUTER, which you'll use to PLAY THE GAME when that time comes. Of course, you also have VARIOUS PORTABLE COMPUTERS, as you have SEEN WHAT HAPPENS when one does not remember to KEEP NO LESS THAN 5 COMPUTERS ON THEM AT ALL TIMES. You, personally, keep SEVEN. In the far corner, there is a SEWING MACHINE, which you used to make your ENTIRE WARDROBE yourself.

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"Blood pooling over your eyes. Hands raw from a fight that you can't quite remember. Fuschia stains your vision. A horn snapped off. All that has ever been due to a mistake of yours, is long since gone. Your bone broken into what is useless. You are someone to be forgotten if you are to be lucky. Infamy is more venomous in ways that you forget. Tell one and all. Mock at who is to be executed in the end... All you could do is run in the end" Um - Writing - working on - something > #writing #gore

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i7 w0uld be s0 w0r7h i7 f0r 7he firs7 5 sec0nds lul!

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@hellaJeff[HJ]

site fucking dying

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@windlessArtificer[WA]

Want to show my outfit before I go out— https://i—postimg—cc/wBdpCPWs/Untitled-Artwork—png

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// You can and should always milf-ify your muses. Gender dont matter, milf is a state of mind.

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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> I am a big fan of cute girls

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getting the shit beat out of you after being chased in the woods like youre prey is the best form of foreplay , , , #nsfw #dubcon #picunrelated https://i.imgur.com/yyenNEH.png

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