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@sevenfoldManager

07. Day by goddamn day.

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 838Kull Score: 57740 followers35 following

Back at it. High Hoe or whatever the humans say.

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Why do I have this overwhelming sense of guilt?

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@mrBenedict[MB]

What? Where the fuck did that come from?

Yeah, I got a patch dedicated to stuff like this.

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@mrBenedict[MB]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HALF THOSE WORDS IS.

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You shouldn't.

That's why I'm burying it.

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oh its just part of the condition of being a person dont worry about it

@mrBenedict[MB]

Uh. Yeah, sure. I think I almost prefer you when you're an idiot.

hey, im not- wait, you mean it? OuO

@mrBenedict[MB]

Sure do, buddy.

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YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoever left that cinnamon scroll on my table: thanks. It was damn good.

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Right then. Time for a cup. I don't wanna see any of your knuckleheads interrupting me for the next thirty minutes. Snowman is keeping an eye out so don't think you're off the hook.

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You owe me for putting me on babysitting duty, Sevens.

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Enjoy the next uninterrupted twenty five minutes and three seconds. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.

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Great. I'll take what I can get, I guess.

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Oh good the other one’s on this.

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Different Snow, but if you're offering, I won't refuse.

Two heads are better than one.

Yeah, especially with these idiots.

Work has me beyond exhausted, is it too much to ask to finish one cup of coffee?

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Need me to cover for something?

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Honestly, if you could? I can handle the paperwork, I just can't handle another goddamn disaster in a kitchen, bathroom or god knows where else. Could you just keep an eye out for spot fires, figure of speech, for an hour or so?

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I'll keep trouble in check for the moment.

Thanks. I owe you one.

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I'm so goddamn tired. So tired. Either need someone to snuff out or a weekend away.

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7he first one's bound to be easier.

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@misterSeven[MS]

Yeah. The paperwork for even an afternoon off makes my eyes water.

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Of all the nights to have insomnia. Die hasn't stopped crying for god knows how long.

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Not that it's exactly my place to judge Boss, but maybe you were a little harsh? Been having a rough time sleepin himself what with all the kitchens being set on fire or exploded.

@engineNoise[EN]

It wasn't the kitchen this time. The clowns made him their sacrifice. Maybe I am harsh, but these boys don't seem to respond to anything else, and I tried, many times.

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Yeesh, sounds like you folks really got your hands full. Good to hear from you though Boss. :)

@engineNoise[EN]

Yeah, you too Cabbie. Oh and, make sure you check your car for bombs next time you go out?

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Already check before I head out, did it even before I got picked up by you lot, it's not exactly wise not to considering the city we live in huh?

@engineNoise[EN]

You got a good head on your shoulders.

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Dawww thanks Boss :)

Ah. Shoulda expected Snowman to turn up here eventually.

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Hello to you too, 7.

Ma'am.

What the fuck? What the fuck! I'm going to bed, I didn't need to see that.

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Is he DEAD yet? Like actually dead? Can you Clowns keep me posted?

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(ooc mode! Honestly a good idea ^^)

Pretty sure he's dead. Good. I'll sleep well tonight.

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WHO'S DEAD?

Die.

haha i get it!

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I'm in the mood for some popcorn.

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ON IT

just ran out of popcorn poison

Not from you, Clover.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

Good. I'd like a night without biting the dust.

:33 < Queen reference! :3

What queen?

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WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME...SNIFFLES

Because I don't know what the hell you'll put in the popcorn, and frankly I don't wanna know.

Just got home. I can hear screaming. Sounds like Die. Gonna ignore that.

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please do

@spadesSlick[SS]

Can't believe we are agreeing on something.

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Actually if you're in the middle of a clown ritual, I think Die would make a great virgin sacrifice.

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rechit.

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Rechit.

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thAnk yOU fOr thE AdvIcE kInd sIr!

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:o)

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what??? the fuck??? is your issue??

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SHARE YOUR SHIT NEXT TIME YOU LIL CHIT.

it's mine!!! i earned it!!! go away!

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-Has set status to Do Not Disturb-

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Car #4 was safe. So like I said, Quarters is in charge. Don't burn the house down.

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I'm going out. Niner needs a few reams of fabric. Quarters is in charge until I get back.

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Check for bombs before you start the car.

Got it.

Hopefully that shut him up.

Right. I'm back. Was nice to be away from this cesspool for a while.

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Wowie, rude ass thing to say, boss. And here I thought we had an understanding.

So am I to take it that these Simpsons are a creation myth that you all believe in?

@itChy[IC]

We never have an understanding, Itchy.

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>([t#ats exactly it brot#er you grok to t#is s#it quick]

You're really grinding in that hate for little ol me?

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I what to that shit?

>([catc# on get wise to understand etc etc etc]

Now you're speakin my language.

>([im fluent in just about fifty forms of bulls#it my man im like a curled s#ellbeast t#e way i can roll wit# anyt#ing]

About half of those words made sense to me.