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G1RL PLεαZεεε 1 JµZT WαNNα GεT α FµCK1NNNN ZαNDW1CH ZT0P CHαZ1NG Mε 1TZ BεεN αN αLL L1GHT αFFα1R MαMα 1Z T1RεD!!!!!!!!
so. in my case in specific. dont meet your two moms. cool. im halfway there. never met rose.
im honestly p lonely for a gal who technically has their life in order
dating apps actually suck like the worst people uve ever met r on there
I wish i c0uld have cute l0ng nails bur i keep accidentally g0uging myself in the tits. My n00k is in ribb0ns. I cant d0 this #nsfw
ʘ ▼▲˅ THE WIND BLOWS HARD ACROSS MITLAN AS I DASH THROUGH THE LEAVES IN SEARCH FOR MORE PREY. 3 EMPIRE SHIPS DOWNED THIS EVENING. ˅▲▼ ʘ
And speaking of trains I once travelled with a teal guy. Halfway through the trip I get a text from him, Begging me to sneak him into the cerulean car, Because, and I quote, "These Maniacs Havent Stopped Doing Mock Trials,, They Keep Trying to Involve Me,, Help"
[T] Two more hours until shift end.] [L] Let's get this bread...] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b101c652982c.png
knew this would happen. bleh. gotta just stop talking to people after a point.
.YOU STINk .thats alL
🌳🌳🌳kahhal🌿has🌳been🍄🌳fairly🌲fine.🌸#business.🌳🌳🌳
sometimes i wish i was from a timeline where troll pregnancy is possible a breeding fetish seems like a fun thing to have but i just cant get into it #nsfw
drink 4 of the nite! oh boi has this shot hit the room os spinin annd i cn hear my friends disapoinment from here #substance
dw bout me i can handle like 16 shts before i HAVE 2 quit
Purely hypothetical!!! (Help)
It feels good to be acknowledged sometimes I am finding out.,
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Well, it isn’t a *preferable* situation to be in. And yet I know I will be doing it again.
-^Sitting on the dock. Drinking beer. Wish he were here. :=/^-
My p4n 1s fry1ng to b1ts th3 long3r I st4y h3r3!
Wh3n I w4s told “But N3ophyt3 you’ll lov3 show1ng th3 prom1s1ng t34lbloods our futur3 4nd w1ll grow fond of th3m!” I w4s *not* 3xp3ct1ng th3m to r3p34t3dly shout fuck1ng 6 7 4ll 3v3n1ng long!!
huys... h☘︎w d☘︎es a girlie like, n☘︎t fumble her l☘︎wkey h☘︎t b☘︎ss.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Ch!ttr ! have a confessSs!on, ! b!nd my chest w!th regular gauze…꠹
Wait, Give Her The Phone, She's " Cooking ".
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DUUUUUDE THIS TATTOO IS MUTHAHAFUCKING AWESOME. xoD I'MMA GET THAHAT.
D-->To show some solidarity with my former neighbour I will also share my favourite nautical vessel although calling it a ship would be inaccurate. The Typheunoon was a chariot that used no engine nor mechanical device to fuel its movement, instead the rider would paddled their e%tremely strong LEGS and FEET which would be inside a fleshy sack e%tending below the underside protecting both from the seas acidic nature and rendering them more manoeuvrable under the waves. Furthermore two hippocampi, a legendary subspecies of muscle beast now sadly e%tinct, would be hoisted to the metal chassis and ride with the occupant into battle. The chassis itself was barely enough to contain the rider and 100ked a bit like a bowel but I assure you from all depictions and art sources I could find it was a mesmerizing sight to see the riders go into battle. Their breastplates bulging as the salt licked at the metal and as the moons scattered their precious light onto the water droplets they accrued blinding allies and foes alike. The breastplates were massive, the devices were only ever used by Indigob100ds after all due to our BRAVERY and RESILLIENCE to getting repeatedly shot at. Unfortunately they were retired as weapons platforms as the mortality rate for a driver was around 300% with a 200% margin of error after two sweeps. Our bows, for what other weapon would a noble rider employ, could pierce even the toughest of hulls but the sad fact is that getting shot at by guns is not good for the muscle density of even the strongest of indigo b100ds and the hippocampi would struggle under all the metal and muscle and sweat. Still, I believe it was one of the Empire's greatest mistake to forget the concept. Perhaps some Feferis will reconsider that decision now that I have dusted off their forgotten majesty.
I Need Female 8ulge Deep Inside My Nook Right Now –xoxo #nsfw –xoxo
Y'all keep yammering on about dating struggles, just get yourselves some puppets. Dating problems solved. Puppets can't say no unless you want them to. #Puppets #relationships
No, but you just ma/)e me hungrry an/) I shoul/) go (ook lun(h but. I /)on't want to. Hmm, what a terrrrible (onun/)rrum.