♠ hated by @tactfullyContemptible
my wires are a bit tangled be a dear and help me
( Everyone here seems so kind and normal and chill. And most importantly kind. 💕 )<
somebody cull this guy
xx_my_biggest_wish_is_for_all_of_my_friends_to_be_safe,_xx
eating chicken nuggets missing my wife oh john come back to me
Post #posting
you catch more flies with honey, but if you’re cool enough you can just use chopsticks.
who want Me
a housewife got nothing on me except for being able to cook
cleaning lowkey sucks but dirk and i tend to let our place get way too messy in a handful of days for me to be caught slacking unless we want a biohazard to appear
Mrrow, I can't stop thinking about her. I can't stop thinking about tomorrow. What will she do to me, if she catches me? If she wins? Will she simply tear my ribs out again, but for longer this time as I cling to life? Will she feast on my flesh, my blood? Will she get creative? Do you see this, Sylphie? We've invaded each others' minds. I'm curled up in yours like a perfectly me-sized box and you're in mine like the sword of Damocles. When the time comes... don't restrain yourself. For my sake or your own.
stars are pretty tonight too many fireworks though, it's loud...it's not even here yet why are people lighting them off???? ugh.
im so tired but i dont wanna nap or sleep cuz wat if i miss smth awesome n epic
this guy is gonna piss me off real bad hey guys it's 'dont torment dave thursday' cmon
[automatically Translated From Japanese] No. I Wasn't Even Listening. Like,who Even Are You Dude.
can't say i'mmmm fammmmiliar wwwwith your wwwwork, sorry to disappoint
honk honk bitch
idk how i feel abt the fridge guy likin my horny posts man
there is no way i can even feasibly get to the box you are stuck in dude
goshd its only been a few hours but i already miss their pretty kitty face between my thighs #nsfw
tomorrow can't come soon enough
everyone else is horny but i had my moment earlier. now im just thinking i could go for a really long head pat rn
just know that every time someone pops up with an AMA box i want to put the most amazing jaw dropping message in their form but i've actually got nothing important to say
probably
nooo dont get angry eyebrows fuck dude i feel bad and i dont even know what i did wrong help a brother out here
yk waht else dominan t hahahaahahahah hahaha #suggestive #pleaselaugh
wondering how fast i woulld get cancelled if i just started adopting the wise words of Tohruu Adachi
woah hey dont frown im sorry i think???
am i stupid?????? this post sucks
im so fucking excited for my sub dude mmm turkey
should i have my own hashtag #prymposting
i know sometimes i get into lloony toon shenanigans with hayaah (i am usually the one wallking into painted walls and shit) but sometimes watching some of you navigate casuall interaction with strangers is llike watching someone stick their foot in a honeybeast jawtrap and wondering why youre blleeding
Daily Tarot Card. Five of Swords reversed. Pick your battles wisely. If you have been hanging onto a grudge, or needlessly poking the metaphorical bear, understand that you are the one continuing this farcical attempt at one-upmanship. You are being told to drop it, leave it, and walk away.
i lied i dont like aby of you weirdos
okay
not happenin
fuck i'm so damn pathetic fuck #nsfw <implied>
c< iM just asKiN, i HONest 2 fucK dONt KNOw wHO yOu are >c
c< sO.... wHOs tHe clOwN? >c
fucking chocolate slander on the feed ok dude
why do people want me dead like 6 or 7 people
B33 < man k33ping a dude in a fridge f33ls wrong but nyalso BTT < *ac gestures at the figpurr of immeowtal evil ofur there jazzed to s33 him again*
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ 2hOuld i even a2k hOw a painted brOther gOt lOcked in a thermal hull? ○ ● ○
꧁itsbeen fun doing bulge readings again -----ovo---- #nsfw꧂
hell no
BX33 < meowbe! idk i havent talked with you in a hot minute B33 < nyalso last time we talked you did break my wrist and kill me so... B33 < pencil me in as a meowbe if you can be chill B33 < wait whatre your thoughts on lord english are you cool with him y/n
thank fuck it aint ma problem
Why is that clown st(_)ck in a box? Is there a major reason for this?
been watchin the same sitcom while workin on a project for like 3 hrs straight n now my backs killin me mayb i should take a lil break... n definitely a shower
B33 < ok ok im cool im nyormal
i feel like troll jeb bush
:33 < hohoho, thats what i thought mew rascal!!! :33 < no opening the box fur mew!!
put me down #inthedogway #getit #becauseim #nevermind #cw-self-harm obviously
keep that shit closed
it's hot so im gonna get naked again 8888/ #nsfw ig
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ PUZZY Z0 T16HT 1T'Z 71K3 ZHR1NK WR4P, TH4T ZH1T JUZT Z3473D MY F0R3ZK1N ZHUT H4CH4CH4 #NZFW 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
xx_What_if_I_began_speaking_normally?_xx
wwwwhen your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off. get on mmmmy level
so bored i could get high and watch squid vids on loop #substance