Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestified
Rainbow dash is me fr.
Am I going to need to take this test again? (Yes, the old one I took is long lost)
Who would have thought? Running a show takes work. Crazy.
Going to a shooting range with Jake today.
Some fucker stole my car keys. I don't even know why I brought my car, I can fly. #eridanweek
Drawing backgrounds is my enemy, I've decided.
Unfortunately, for the project I'm doing, I kind of have to. Also, I've seen your comics and the movies made of those comics. They were fire.
Sorry, I meant the alpha timeline Dave when he turned it into movies. I've also had my beta timeline Dave show me some of the comics. When you combine splinters, time selves and different universes, it really turns interacting with each other a pain in the ass.
I guess that's what it came to with timeline distinction. At least that's how I heard it most refered as.
oh so like not alpha mindset grindset i dont rlly know if im an alpha dave or beta dave im just kinda daveing it up in here
Everytime I've met another me I'd either wanted to kill him or we just had a long winded conversation of our issues. So it's interesting how many people you could say "Go fuck yourself" to and they'd do it. #nsfw slightly
yeah too many daves in this place they are not my style
People are getting suspended?
"= fiiiinally. everyone has to go. then. it will be me on top. ="
My past few days basically. Anyone else get the illness shakes? https://file.garden/aYzuJ5cmJXLmx8Ga/Captura%20de%20pantalla%202026-03-29%20204959.png
When people wonder why I'm the way I am, I need to remind them I spent 17 years alone where the only human alive was miles away and drunkily flirting with me half the time. Then they wonder a little less.
What they don't tell you about illness is how it makes you want to tear your skin out at 3:45am. Feels like an important thing to tell you. Slightly #gore I guess.
Trying to convince Jake to drop out of his photoshoot today to bring me snacks because I'm sick. Operation is failing so far. I might need to resort to Plan Lalonde (have Roxy bring me the snacks).
Half of this website is depressing and half of it is horny. Never thought I'd see a website so custom made for my personal likes. I, also, now know what a troll bulge looks like, so that curiosity is crossed off the list. #nsfw I guess
---------- This is an adult Dirk Strider where I pick and choose shit from the epilogues to be canon to him and make up a few of my own. Ok? Ok I love Dirk Strider ----------
They call me Sick Strider. This is because I got sick.
Would you like some soup, which is a food proven to help those who are ill.
I'd like to think I'm always pleasant, forever. I'm also benevolent and kind and have never done anything wrong.
If you lie down upon my #ColdGurney we can survey your symptoms... and I will #SurgicallyRemove something from your #Body. #EvilSurgery
Anyways, how many times can I have Jake show his ass on TV for money before it counts as prostitution? #nsfw i guess
B33 < purrnography and purrostitution are diffurent things
I meant pornography, yeah. Just got done working on some personal projects, I'm exhausted.
I think maybe you ought to prune these sort of thoughts before you post them because i can see them thank you.
The selling point was never hidden, Jake. We're all aware why people watch the show. At some point you've got to embrace it.
Gotta say, curious over where this is going. #OilingUp
I wonder what my ectofather/bro would think of me working in a shitty tv show. If I learnt anything from Dave, he'd probably fuck hard with that.
Personally I would fuck so hard with that all of reality would need to think of a new word for fuck because I used up all its power going so hard it lost not only meaning but existence. There are no more fucks to give because the existence of fuck itself has ceased.
Yeah Id be hella on board. If you were open to collab and if that were possible you can sign me up.
I'd have to talk it over with Jake, but I'm sure I can get him to say yes. SBaHJ ass will be shaken on TV.
Oh I didnt know you already had a project partner. Thats sweet. If he does say yes youre always welcome to DM me.
Playing Bakery Together on Roblox with Jane. I like this game.