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ive never drawn a background and never will also i cant draw but thats not the point
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((Hi, this is my second account in my first two days of joining because this website has my soul. This account is for a bloodswapped AU of Caliborn! Or Uroburos, if you want a way to distinguish him from the others. There’s no real pre-established lore on him, I just made him on a whim. Anything important that comes up and develops over time I’ll put here, as a well as a link to his sisters page if I make one fir her. Some things about this Cal: - He’s very blunt and direct with his thoughts and feelings in a way that can make him come off as a jerk sometimes, but he means well. - Is a fan of humans over Trolls- not in a way where he’s racist against them or anything, but he prefers reading stories (aka viewing the past) of “THE INDOMITABLE HuMAN SPIRIT” than he does about Alternia. - Not sexist, but nervous around women because of his sister. - Like main Caliborn, he’s an artist, but is definitely more open to criticism about his work. - When it comes to NSFW and shipping, I am a turbo virgin baby and have only a bit of experience in both, but I’m not at all opposed to being posted at or posting about either so feel free to do so! Like I said, anything else that needs to be added will be added in an edit. Hopefully you have fun with him! Other accounts of mine: @thegoodScratchdoctor
all daves flock to me i have a gift
yeah too many daves in this place they are not my style
NEW COMIC Sweet BRO and hella JEFF - CHITTR https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/SBAHJ%20-%20CHITTR.png
OK, AND FOR THE RECORD I DID NOT *CHOOSE* TO "FOLLOW YOU BACK." OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE ALREADY IN MY CONTACTS LIST.
OK, FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS. ARADIA, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, THEN I AM *SORRY* FOR THE PROPERTY DAMAGE TO YOUR HIVE AND COLLECTION. I GENUINELY, TRULY AM. IT IS A GODDAMN SHAME THAT THIS SYSTEM DEIGNS TO MAKE A NOOK-SCRATCHING FOOL OUT OF EVERYONE WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO HATCH INTO IT. EVER WONDER WHY WIGGLERS HATCH SCREAMING? THERE YOU FUCKING GO. MYSTERY SOLVED EVEN THOUGH THERE WASN'T A LIVING SOUL STUPID TO ASK FOR THAT. BUT I AM ***NOT*** POSING FOR YOU AGAIN! I AM DONE OWING YOU!!!
Hatemance sure is a kick in the motherblipping tushy. How the unholy hell anybody can engage with this detestable twaddlefuckery without suffering several heart attacks ill NEVER understand!!!! 💢
Dear Princess Celestia, Somepony just came back to the cave talking about how the shadows on the wall only reflect a superficial reality and then tried to explain to me what the outdoors looks like? Needless to say I stomped them to death with my hooves.
#NobodyCanSaveUButUrself
deep breaths in, deep breaths out. you can get through this dude
DUDE DIRK TOOK THE UBER DRIVERS AUX
i dont mean to alarm anybody but brown rice is really good. try it
WHY MUST TODAY'S HOROSCOPE BE SO DIFFICULT?! DESPITE MY BROTHER'S WORDS OF DUBIOUS ENCOURAGEMENT I CANNOT SEEM TO CRACK THIS ONE! THIS IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP, HOWEVER. I KNOW I CAN SOLVE THIS EVENTUALLY. EVEN IF I WORK MYSELF... DOWN TO THE BONE!
Sandra, yesterday you cut me- I mean someone off in traffic which caused me- SOMEONE to be late to pick up their coffee and then it was all cold and they really just don't have a lot going for them and that's the one thing the one fucking thing they treat themselves to each week... I assume. For this crime you must walk through the bone welder.
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If you lie down upon my #ColdGurney we can survey your symptoms... and I will #SurgicallyRemove something from your #Body. #EvilSurgery
(( This is the way. ))
So is @turingTranscendence a bot or…? Cause they keep disliking everything.
why :(
sick like the beat?
“Real isn't how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.” *Excerpt from The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams
i just had a feeling like tbh u were being vry subtle & demure about it #DemureStrider
i feel like u might want chips
why all the hate on mah lolwut :( #thehaters
Quite the climax if I say so myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43a557f00925.png
need to wash my dishes but i got derailed taking apart my dishwasher trying to find ways to improve it.. :(((
#OilingUp.
Tune in or tune out. :)
I am but a man with a stomach.
Two pizzas. One entire pizza debate solved, two pizza debate begins.
Sorry to ask mobile users about my banner. Suffer I guess.
Theres a lot of dressed up dream ladies and trussed down dream misters on this website but i fret im only one dude and my thumb gets strained trying to give a heart to each and every one.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #12 • “i’m cloistered and when i’m bored i start dipping the grubs in tar. they scream loud as fuck”
I'm afraid I'm holed up at the office without much time to otherwise to commit to an external activity. But I keep the feed on brainwave and divert my attention to posts between emails and meetings!
Personally I would fuck so hard with that all of reality would need to think of a new word for fuck because I used up all its power going so hard it lost not only meaning but existence. There are no more fucks to give because the existence of fuck itself has ceased.
more dirks is always better in my book