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@timeskipGuydude
well the real slim shady please stand up? / stan limp bizkit / homosex tguy committed to the bit
the worst thing i think to get used to after my magical impromptu god-bod transition was making sure to move my dick out of the way of the zipper because i was so used to just zipping that fly up like mario climbing up a donkey kong ladder that the first time it happened i let out an absolutely tremendous wail that would make mel gibson proud leaving me curled up on the floor like peter griffin eating shit on the pavement #nsfw?? #tmi
hey i tagged it gotta give me props there like a single gold star sticker at the very least plus this is prolly the less depraved of confessions ive seen on the feed today some of these people share shit id rather take to the grave than share and thats saying something for us daves
trying to locate my alive wife in loud hill
√(Should've been loud valley. 8/10)²
dead wife found in silent hill is the mew fork found in kitchen mew~ 💖✨
i started drinking hot dog water after bro vanished with the doll
beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand #nsfw(???? maybe?)
lame ass gadgetjob #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/df5267e561418c71c0e0086652f964a9/e32a971abf5536c9-1f/s400x600/b7c3e57c299788818a08c31c762d3c5d6589ce27.gif
((alriiiighty intro post for this guy i guess he's pretty canon-compliant, not much different from canon dave. earth c dweller, occasional timeline jumper, he can be pretty much anywhere at any time he's gay and a trans guy. big fan of limp bizkit and eminem. got magic-transitioned via god tiering, and he's affiliated with my karkat muse, @carcinoGeneticist#1380 and of course because he's a dave you'll be getting posts about drugs #substance (mostly weed and shrooms) and #nsfw here and there. and mayhaps on occasions more serious stuff such as his severe ptsd and dissociative tendencies from his childhood with bro and the game and all that may be brought up so be warned for #abuse and #gore related content and the like and for both me and him, neither of us dig anything to do with -cests even as a joke so no hard feelings if you end up blocked, just for my comfort as a writer ✌️ anywhosies thanks 4 checkin him out have a great timezone #ooc #pinned
texas roadhouse sweet tea wouldnt fix me per se but it would be delectably swagtastic right about now #yearning
i got vaporized by the green sun and all i got was this sicknasty god-bod-of-my-dreams and this stupid t-shirt
and yes the back says "bearer of the curse" why do you ask
sometimes i feel a lil bad for all the non-game tl mes cuz that shit had me speedrunnning the transition like mario 64 stair jump going yahoo yahoo yayayayayayayahoo i should be given a commemorative t shirt or some shit fuck
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Yeah. My Dave is a horsegirl now. He loves horses. I think playing the game could have fixed that.
Truly, the only good thing about that game was the free magical transition.
why is kasane teto in egberts shorts #nsfw #nojudgement #justcurious
sorry got distracted by the color theory at the childrens hospital but do tell i am at the edge of my seat waiting for you to spill the deets on this popcorn one hand giant soda in the other
it is mostly simple! basically kasane teto became real and appeared out of nowhere and claimed me as her husband. suddenly she was pregnant and then gave birth to twins. this all took place over the course of 30 minutes.
#nsfw (?) #idkwhatpregjokesfallunder https://64.media.tumblr.com/ce27a7fcf60693dacd7ba4ef8d1436f7/9bc4b4a5c30d08e5-b2/s540x810/2eedcce37131bd6f9bc4b6c938f41b207142c0f3.jpg
inventory alarm went off as i got pulled out the door and i was convinced for a second that was the sound of the clurrets (clown turrets) locking onto my head to deliver me to kingdom come
rapidfire texting rose to pick me up like im little timmy and found five nights at freddys at the fridge #SCARED https://files.pi.fyi/cdn-cgi/image/quality=70,format=webp/users/cm7fcl8ba0hrqt72rg977femy/images/cke2io0ap8ox7tt19tp48jvb/original.jpg #substances #substance
I already told you I'm coming. Don't listen to the weed.
at the cvs high as fuuuuuuuck anWhy do i hear circus music #substances #substance
A mOst blEssEd cvs pErhAps! I dO nOt knOw whAt A cvs Is.
isnt scunty the witch from banjo kazooie
[I uh I don't even know where to start with you]-> No its scunt scout cunt from tf2 cause people hate me cause i'm good at what i do ->[You listening? okay heh..]
Incorrect. There are a handful of Witches in Banjo-Kazooie. Gruntilda is of course the known one. But she has a number of sisters in witchdom. Their names are Blobbelda Mingella and Brentilda. Each share the surname Winkybunion. Brentilda's witchyness is up to debate seeing as her benevolence permitted her to become a fae.
ohhhhh okay im listening and learning i apologize for my ignorance
are yall gonna laugh at me if i share what i left on while i was jorkin' it or is this a safe space #nsfw
honestLy? good taste. the mario soundfont was a surPrise but it's weirdLy faithfuL? the raP sections are a LittLe scuffed, but that's kind of hard to do with a soundfont i guess.
🔥 I hat3d it at fir2t, and 2till r3ally WANT to hat3 it, but thi2 2hit kinda actually fuckin2lap2
wait, bro, there's a remastered version! httPs://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbDj5zcILJs the raP section's way better, too. differentiates between mike and chester(RIP)'s voices.
real shit? its like the resurrection of christ over here im so jovial about this shit
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white boy is a state of mind #deep
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new taylor swift single just dropped "fuck like a mountain rat" #nsfw #iguess
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