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@timeskipGuydude
well the real slim shady please stand up? / stan limp bizkit / homosex tguy committed to the bit
the new burger kurger glup shitto meal
staring lin manuel miranda as the titular glup shitto (promo pic pending)
if you hit the clit and g-spot at the same time the pussy takes a screenshot #truthnuke #nsfw
man im taking mad screenshots up in this bitch going click click click click sounding like the shutter on a camera taking shot after shot filling up memory 64 gigs this shit aint nothing to me man
hOnK HoNk hOnK (o: tHaT'S WhY I LiKe yOu mAn, GoT ThAt mOtHeRfUcKiNg sHuTtErInG AnD StUtTeRiNg tIlL YoU FlAsH. fInGeRs oN ThE PuLsE Of tHe cOoLeSt mOtHeRfUcKeR ThIs sIdE Of tHe tEmPoRaL ReDlInE.
#ooc #pinned Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you are merely one of many who share your name. You reside on a version of EARTH C, somewhere out in the vast reaches of PARADOX SPACE. You and your friends won the game, and of course you did, you're the greatest to ever do it. Life is now pretty normal, or as close to normal as you can get while being a TIMELINE JUMPING GOD-KING. You prefer to take up an UNASSUMING PERSONA in your day-to-day life, though. No need to wear the fancy god tier pajamas out in public. You prefer to AVOID THE PUBLICITY where possible, an odd trait for a Dave, but you specifically have NEVER BEEN ONE FOR THE LIMELIGHT. At least, NOT IN PERSON. Online, though? You eat up ALL THE ATTENTION YOU CAN GET. Surely that means NOTHING taking into account your ROUGH CHILDHOOD filled with STRIFE and NEGLECT. You suffer from severe PTSD and have DISSOCIATIVE TENDENCIES from your ROUGH CHILDHOOD living with your BRO as well as THE GAME. No need to touch on that NOW of all times, though. That's talk for the THERAPIST'S CHAIR. You have taken up the "COPING MECHANISM" which draws from the wise words of SNOOP DOGG himself, "SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY." Better to take on the world with dulled senses and a disconnect than to have to take it all in at once. Which is totally normal, by the way. On the topic of THE GAME, you were also MAGIC GOD-TIER TRANSITIONED when you ascended, giving you the "GOD-BOD OF YOUR DREAMS." You still kept the scars, though. All of them. You've taken up the chumhandle of timeskipGuydude because you find it FUNNY, along with a way of differentiating yourself in a sea of ALTS. NOTES - This Dave is associated with my Karkat @carcinoGeneticist#1380 because I have a disease This is a hard NO INCEST ZONE. You will end up blocked, no hard feelings but it is for my comfort as a writer Dave also is not particularly interested in the concept of "self-cest" as he finds it weird Dave is generally very wary around Bros, even online. If he were to meet one in person, it would likely be a one-way ticket to dissociation town, even if they're one of the "trying to be better" Bros. PTSD moment. #substance #abuse Art Src - kuzuuzuu on tumblr https://64.media.tumblr.com/c5448e94ec7392bade9fd40dc678f7cd/9cfaaabdc6d22207-a2/s1280x1920/93ffe9e1054e06dfa87e208ba8d746395e43f713.jpg
me in my lil ol dave corner doin my own thing while everything else around me is on fire and crumbling and filled with buzzsaws and chainsaws and knives and hammers that explode and shit ahhh reminds me of my youth good times good times
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THE POWER OF MINDING OUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS IS INCREDIBLE. I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD TRY IT.
its okay we all make mistakes and lil oopsies i forgive you
jumpscared by the worst song of all time on my mix the fuck are you doing to me youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EeTkF-SLxE
you bet your ass and my ass im listening to the whole thing through just to measure my abilities btw
anyone got the sparknotes for whatever the hell i waltzed in on on this fine wednesday. no. thursday night or am i just supposed to make inferences like im in a high school english class reading 1984 for the first time
or should i like continue to live in blissful ignorance
6enuinely at this point... just keep yer eyes away from it. unless he fuCkin' posts a6ain in whiCh Case ya probably won't 6et a ChoiCe.
aye aye captain lemme just shuffle my happy lil ass right out the door back to reality whoa there goes gravity yadda yadda you know how this shit goes
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cable tv is incredible i just saw a beautifully animated anime style advertisement for some kind of prescription medicine
lord help me i drank two white monsters and let em create a third
ur mpreg?? (monster drink preg)
theres a beautiful baby monster bouncing around in me and it shall be born on the night of the full moon
the signs as uplifting and encouraging words from my bro ♈ - ♉ - ♊ - ♋ - ♌ - ♍ - ♎ - ♏ - ♐ - ♑ - ♒ - ♓ -
whys it all about "healing your inner child" i think my inner child wants revenge and im handing him a gun #darkwoke
she wacky on my zingo til i oh yeah thats the stuff
the gentle serenade of lou bega's mambo no. 5 reverberating through this mcdonalds makes me feel a way
why on gods green earth are they playing a movie about the world ending in this waiting room christ i think im gonna vom bro
why do they make these movies like a car crash like i have GOT to look away but the sirens song of burning upholstery keeps grabbing my attention
why did i thjnk i could stomach a boba tea on top of my texas sized steak and cactus blossom in gonna be sent tonhell for thisf #subsfancr #subsfnsfe #substance gottenm
Are you still at the Roadhouse-- do you need me to come get you or help you get home or-- (˘ŏ_ŏ) I can carry you.
As long as you're, like-- safe at home xp Hopefully the uhh-- booba? is good #suggestive (?)
getting crossfaded in the texas roadhouse since when did this chain have its own honky tonk yeehaw ass theme song #substance
they sat me in the bar right under the speakers and both ears are being blasted with unfathomable amounts of cowbell
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Thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk.
crisis averted lets fuckin go another win for me
my bitchass ran outta weed from eating the fuckers like a kid in willy wonkas chocolate nightmare i dunno if the shops gonna be open when im finally free fuck dude im so fucked #substance
DID YOUR BITCH ASS ALSO NEGLECT TO REMEMBER FROM HOW UTTERLY COOKED YOUR THINKSPONGE IS THAT YOU ARE LITERALLY THE TIME TRAVEL GUY.
i dont have to answer that what are you a cop
would that even work on me the same way or do cat trolls have special catnip different from earth catnip because that shit doesnt do much if at all on the human thinksponge i mean brain i mean fuck
damb yall liked that last post huh easy website
mr sandman man me a sand make him the sandest that ever manned
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