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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club (their drinks will be non-alcoholic btw) #substance just in case lol
hOnK HoNk hOnK (o: tHaT'S WhY I LiKe yOu mAn, GoT ThAt mOtHeRfUcKiNg sHuTtErInG AnD StUtTeRiNg tIlL YoU FlAsH. fInGeRs oN ThE PuLsE Of tHe cOoLeSt mOtHeRfUcKeR ThIs sIdE Of tHe tEmPoRaL ReDlInE.
(I move in, now move out) H★nds up, now h★nds down (B★ck up, b★ck up) Tell me wh★t you're gonn★ do now (Bre★the in, now bre★the out) H★nds up, now h★nds down (B★ck up, b★ck up) Tell me wh★t you're gonn★ do now #lyrics
THE POWER OF MINDING OUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS IS INCREDIBLE. I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD TRY IT.
> 1 was g0nna say m00d but are y0u l1ke 0k
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6017235a53fe.png 175 H15 71M3. #CULLCR0NU54MP0R4
is it possuble to get all brows like fivking banned or slmething?
ur mpreg?? (monster drink preg)
:33 < so true
c< real as fucK >c
c< HealiN My iNNer wriggler by HaNdiNg Her a rOcKet lauNcHer aNd a cOpy Of guilty gear strive >c
#corvidposting https://i.imgur.com/9dvPTGQ.png
Thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk.
私は共有するのが得意だ。
mister hand man car hook door hand
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Life is a game of chess, or something. And I am playing a type of chess that has you too busy going "what the hell?" to play against me. It's because all my chess pieces are wrapped in meme clothes.
3833 < You can get it with a pineapple wedge, you know you're not waking up in the right dimension. > 3Bpp
3833 < Update on the Red Lobster birthday party fight: > 3833 < My drink finally got here! > #substance https://img.sndimg.com/food/image/upload/q_92,fl_progressive,w_1200,c_scale/v1/img/recipes/16/05/03/piclbKrzN.jpg
the aura radiating off this guy is too powerful for me
I would also like to mention the army of Dave Striders, and variants of Dave Striders, I have amassed. All of you concern me, but many of you also concern me deeply. (This post does not apply to Dirk Strider and Dirk Strider variants—my relationship with them is too complex and my feelings are extremely mixed.)
Yes. I think an omniscient narrator is necessary.
that sounds kinda sweet. like if a friend did it as a fun little things. it would probably be a short comic though
Imagine for a moment, someone drew a comic about your life.
:33 < i have zero zilch nyada idea what you are talking about :33 < but i will choose to support and celebrate your human festivities!! :DD #solidarity #kindness #unity
dead wife found in silent hill is the mew fork found in kitchen mew~ 💖✨
You are a maniac.
I see we are #lyricposting, and I am delighted to join in. This is a personal favorite of mine. And the rocket's red glare, the bomb bursting in air. Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
did that guy post his nudes and crash the fuckin wwebsite
i wish when i blocked someone i didnt even have to acknowledge they existed on my page
Aborted John Egbert be like: the baby isn’t me…
you can play minecraft on a vape #substances
sighh https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488741178244595772/6c0168aa955e3aab34e349936a8e1423.png?ex=69cde1c4&is=69cc9044&hm=2dcc68092a39ec23aab95a5338ed16ed77958969b71db6f39094b530c16d1752&
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2b/93/e2/2b93e23e24feeac9e5b2114f904ca45b.jpg #substance
you get it
Truly, the only good thing about that game was the free magical transition.
Yeah. My Dave is a horsegirl now. He loves horses. I think playing the game could have fixed that.
naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
im gonna get rid of this uterus one way or another
dont like my chits if you arent a #strider or one of my #favorites
it is mostly simple! basically kasane teto became real and appeared out of nowhere and claimed me as her husband. suddenly she was pregnant and then gave birth to twins. this all took place over the course of 30 minutes.
#bouncingonit and #eridanweek with this fitspo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c289c42be0d.jpeg
I hope you all find the elusive Green Markiplier you are all searching for so diligently. Please know I have dispatched a group of agents to assist you all in this time.
I already told you I'm coming. Don't listen to the weed.
be nice to him
verse one of my dream vs rosa parks rap DREAM VS ROSAA PARKSSSS you were always in the back i was always in the fronttt
wish i could rechit this masterpiece
wait, bro, there's a remastered version! httPs://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbDj5zcILJs the raP section's way better, too. differentiates between mike and chester(RIP)'s voices.
🔥 I hat3d it at fir2t, and 2till r3ally WANT to hat3 it, but thi2 2hit kinda actually fuckin2lap2
honestLy? good taste. the mario soundfont was a surPrise but it's weirdLy faithfuL? the raP sections are a LittLe scuffed, but that's kind of hard to do with a soundfont i guess.
#flow #zyninducedzen
>([interior c#udodile flopagator i drive a c#evrolame movie t#eater]
shit gets way too existential after like 10 minutes
any daves out there ever get confused which line they're from?
Please do not ask me to take the wheel. I do not have a driver’s license.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE CAN I BUY THIS THIS SEEMS LIKE AN EXTREMELY WORTHWHILE INVESTMENT.
>([id tell my #aters to put t#eir money w#ere t#ere mout# is but we all know t#ey aint got mout#s]
yeah i probably got a couple screws in my head loose but no worse than whats goin on in your parents bedrooms sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose
THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN I BUST. #nsfw
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as a cat and dog boy i can confurm thiss is how it is
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BARKBARKBARK roorororo grrr awoooo
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS BANGS.
i got bored here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df3492212721.png
😼 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35c8e324aab3.jpeg
n[] idea wh[] this is []r what y[]u're saying but nice 👍
omg wait wat..... i didnt kno mother games could do that #WokeNessAgenda
i think i might b nonbinary or something but i kinda also just started a new save of earthbound beginnings soooo....
HERES A TIP FROM A DRIP DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN USE YOUR HANDS FOR MORE THAN JUST BEATING PEOPLE UP? YOU CAN USE THEM TO DRAW PICTURES TOO! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM A DRIP #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION DRIP TIP IS COPYWRITTEN BY BISCUITS SO DONT STEAL IT OR ILL SUE! 86534-00
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JESUS CHRIST ARE WE KINNING EARTH COUNTRIES NOW??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME OF YOU TROLLS. I HOPE YOU GET CULLED.
being famous and then not being famous anymore is crazy because i can just walk around earth c and literally nobody gives a fuck
beavis and butthead were onto something.
tHaT sHiT kInDa LoOkS lIkE tHe MoThEr FuCkInG bAtTlE pAsS, yUnG g!!! :oD
A FUCKIN MEN
folykl tip #8: i just won squid game
8-> I'M THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES ALL OF THE RULES.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #3 • "kill your neighbor"
CHITTR SHADY FACT #1 • "does anyone know where my timmy is"
That's homosexuality.
Striders are too dickmitized. #nsfw
Bring Me The Head Of Celine Dion
meemaw loves you all enven if.you all disgust her
>([its friday nig#t lets get it on #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/5927d2fa514e.png]
so glad i’m not the dave that fumbled karkat you gotta be out of your fucking mind man #nsfw #red #redquad #quad
that explains one half. i like mushrooms too. a bunch of little mushroom guys. super marios.
Okay Now Would You Please Look Up Drinker X Unturned Femslash Boddiceripper Fangplay Sorted By Word Count Thank You
You know what? Maybe I’ve judged too quickly. #ReformedGrandpa
I'll tell him only the best stories about his dad. And I'll make sure that he's loved (By which I mean, I'll chop him up and put him into the best stir fry that ever was).
@flightyBroad currently has 3/7 badges needed to win chittr!
Why must you be like this? Why can't you just be happy for him?
smad af i shld b able 2 poke ppl like on facebookkkkkkk @mods plz get on dis my rosie MUST kno i wuv her evn wen shes aslp (beauty sleep) (adorbs) (my fav) (kissin her litl 4head) (mwah)
HOLYSHITHOWDOYOUGUYSFUNCTIONWHILERIDINGTHEPUFFDRAGONICANTEVENSEESTRAIGHTLETALONEOMSJKDLFJSLKHFK:sjdklf
>AcK< she Fill Me Up Like A Wa+er Ball00n, Then I Squeeze My Ink ou+ Like I'm Playing Spla+oon
what’s your favorite song to listen to after a dreadful day? can’t pick just one, but currently #listeningto https://open.spotify.com/track/0tj7hmrftgftlbc8filc23?si=llnhcxhsrmovtiuimpmpkg
>([t#ere are several people ive met in real life w#ose lives id trade no #esitation to make bart simpson real]
@ectoBiologist i miss your wife.
am i ab0ut t0 bec0me a target 0f f0rcefemming again?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40e368f3e72.jpeg #nsfw #sbaj
>([mig#t plant evidence disrupt a crime scene or intimidate witnesses later. mig#t even lie on my taxes]
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #001. h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/001.png
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react to this chit and i'll tell you if you're a chud or not.
True, yeah. Stay true to it, Dave! May8e even show me a couple of tunes sometime. I already have one in my 8io. ::::)
Now this is a great idea. As soon as I understand however human legislaceration works, it’s over. *____
Alright. I'm all better about the wife thing.
hobbiie2 iinclude: viideo game2, codiing, apiiculture networkiing, coonrottiing, languii2hiing, biitching, blowiing people up wiith my miind, throwiing 2cuttlebuggy batteriie2 iintwo the ocean,
My mind is a MACHINE that turns ADHD into POSTS.
http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/r8uzxq.jpeg my meal2 dont even follow a breakfa2t lunch diinner 2chedule anymore. iit2 liight out2iide agaiin.
Thank you for asking, sir. My team and I are currently promoting small businesses and cutting taxes for them, while raising taxes for large corporations. I have passed many laws as of recent to benefit communities, such as: Getting rid of the death penalty, changing DUI regulations, and more. On a micro-scale, I have just purchased one of my constituents a meal from Texas Roadhouse because they were hungry.
Oh fuck yeah. Silver linings.
Of course I care.
This thing is offensive to my aesthetically-inclined eyes and the art of blacksmithing, but I cannot help wondering what it would do to a body. Acceptable.
... Sure. I can have that sent to you momentarily. Please give it some time to arrive.
... Do you need food, my constituent?
I could *really* go for a sausage roll or two right now but I do not have the energy to acquire one. This will be the death of me.
they REALLY should invent a "getting food" that you can accomplish without needing to do one quadrillion little sub-tasks.
peeps b alwaves so torn on if i like ot)(a mofos doin fis)( puns. trut)( is? depends on if i like u eelmao. if yo puns r bass or ur annoyin ill say codpyin me is a crime and cull u. if u funny wit it t)(o we c)(ill.
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mind if i add my hog? ;o) hashtag nsfw https://f2.toyhou.se/fiIe/f2-toyhou-se/images/117334643 DA9zaXYWE14XBQ.png
B33 < bro u know i be buying tha 12 ft beach ball and lettin that hoe loose
What a great day to contribute to my community and family and society through my labor!
Mraw! https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/mutie01.png
What a shame, we must keep him in our thoughts and hearts now. #thoughtsandprayers in this trying time for you. Ego sum ira Domini.
Oh yeah, I've seen this before. This one's gonna need a litre of Mountain Dew and a weekend of playing Burnout for the PS2.