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maybe there is some kind of link between jades who are dogs and their strange hyper libido like they go through heat or something my scientific curiosity wants me to ask a few of them but also that is so insanely embarrassing i think i would rather die than interrogate my other selves about their sex life!
if there is an actual lab dedicated to studying the libido of jades i really dont know if i should be appalled or flattered!
karkat i know we already had a breakthrough in regards to the fighting alternate versions of ourselves, but i am beginning to understand your position more and more :/
if you think its weird to see imagine what its like for me
i hhatedd yyourr ppostt. not on ppurposee im ssorryy.
This isn't true.
fucking hate bell peppers though

no

on god i wish u didnt say this chitt
hovw dare you pity my chitt vwhen im laying dovwn some game.
((hard as hell to find solo dave but even worse to find trans masc dave #nsfw so pretend its trans tyvm heart emojis

wrong palmer and on top of that i hardly know er
I'm always sick like the beat. Unfortunately now I'm also sick like the illness.

famous rapper "old snake" dies on stage after taking one hit of a camel crusher
a lusus deciding to use you as a pillow is cute and all until said lusus is about the size of a lion and has horns that are...kind of digging into your side. ouch.

The endless pasta at Olive Lawnring does, in fact, have an end. #FalseAdvertising

i wish i were that fly










