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well the real slim shady please stand up? stan limp bizkit homosex tguy committed to the bit
what.do.you.mean.the.chick-fil-a.sandwich.is.homophobic? i.do.not.want.a.homophobic.chicken.sandwich.i.love.gay.people
nooooooooooooo!!!
ive eaten better chicken scraped off the bottom of a gas station septic tank
where.would.you.recommend?
try a local chain theres fuckin NOTHING like some local fried chicken. you always hear about "cage free chicken" well these chickens are even more free dawg they're free from the cage of corporate-poisoned all-american capitalism babyyyyy
IIS IIT ACTUALLY IILLEGAL FOR HUMANS TO DO CULLIING OR WAS THAT OTHER HUMAN JJUST ""FUCKIING AROUND"" WIITH MY PAN THIIS IIS A VERY SERIIOUS QUESTIION ARE YOU NOT ALLOWED TO DO ANY CULLIING AT ALL BY LAW IIF SO WHY THAT IIS AN ARBIITRARY RULE THAT WOULD EVENTUALLY CAUSE MANY IISSUES IIN ANY NATURAL SOCIIETY
yea random acts of murder are pretty much frowned upon in most jurisdictions cant just go around swingin your shit or shootin for the hell of it or what have you humans usually dont like killing other humans anyway social species shit and all that apes stronger together ook ook 🦍 except the other monkeys occupying the planet they get to do that shit scot free like oh shit here comes furious george brandishing a knife in one hand and a banana in the other anyway keep your eyes peeled for kill kong over there jack the ripper type shit but thats wild ape society and were NOT ready to comprehend that shit yet anyway which is to say human society doesnt roll like that save for like centuries ago king arthur times roman times greek times ritual sacrifice was the hotted trend but that was allowed cuz caesar over there needed to appease jupiter anyway hope this helps
Daily supplemental reminders! 😄 - Cats (2019) can't hurt you.
it already hurt me in more ways than one why was jason derulos penis out like that i didnt pay to see jason derulos penis while hes dressed as a barely anthropomorphic cat i say barely because thats just a man who got tar-and-feathered but instead of feathers it was the garbage outside your local cat groomers like those arent even cats those are a hollywood execs idea of a fursuit like they just heard the concept of someone dressed like an animal and took it the worst direction possible fuckin cats man #nsfw ig
also what the hell is with my variations having some form of a dick there is nothing but straight pussy under here for me what the fuck #nsfw
lol you forgot paradox space is paradox space and not one form of body is right or wrong you simply just are
Pulls out a comically large straw Starts drinking the ocean in the beach episode
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yo why are so many jades just fucking jerkin it dude #nsfw
truly its one of paradox spaces unanswerable questions like the meaning of life or what the deal with airline food is the world may never know but i sure as shit wanna get to the bottom of it scoobert doobert style
uhhh im awake now what was i doing again last night
oh yeah right i did do that.. for the first ever time too
that either went really good or really bad lay it on me brother
apparently according to the replies and chitts i did last night i had a lot
well that could have either been really good or really bad cuz sometimes when i have a lotta weed i get locked to the couch for five william hours until i pass out and wake up not knowing where or when i am
lobster mac from the town pub 4 lunch 🤤 i can't believe that lovster was so expensive prewar... it's literally everywhere!!
the expensive pricepoint of foods like lobster and brisket on earth was an artificial creation by the rich. they took what was poor people food and decided "ah fuck i like this, we gotta jack up the prices even though these foods are literally fuckin everywhere so people dont think were among the filthy poor for eating these" so yeah thats why lobster and brisket and other foods that were popular among the poor became so fuckin expensive that you couldnt even dream of buying one with your $7.25/hr minimum wage post-bush economy and even before then when you were paid in pence and shillings all because some rich blokes decided they really liked it and didnt wanna be associated with us filthy poors and also didnt want us filthy poors getting any of it for ourselves like everything else fuckin greedy capitalist bastards
they say money is the root of all evil which is why i dont accept payment in dollars caegars boonbucks anymore im all about bartering these days
Is it me or is Chittr a little bit sluggish today? Not the dash, the actual website.
shes chugaluggin
is it just a strider thing to be a complete perv? so lame. #nsfw
hey im a perv with taste i know what time what place what slightest little itty bittiest point in time to break out my perv card its a lil something called "having tact"
okay see being a perv with decency is great but most striders don't tend to be that in my experience. you keep doing what you're doing though man no complaints here.
anything for you man its a tough tough world out here being the atlas of striders holding the world on my back through the power of being a tactful tasteful perv. everyone out here praying i dont shrug and cause a philosophical movement because of it
starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club (their drinks will be non-alcoholic btw) #substance just in case lol
great minds think alike i see
the new burger kurger glup shitto meal
staring lin manuel miranda as the titular glup shitto (promo pic pending)
if you hit the clit and g-spot at the same time the pussy takes a screenshot #truthnuke #nsfw
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man im taking mad screenshots up in this bitch going click click click click sounding like the shutter on a camera taking shot after shot filling up memory 64 gigs this shit aint nothing to me man
juZt heard troll Znoop dogg invented caegarZtar for cheeZe
real shit biggest thing since sliced fucking bread
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Every time I open the timeline there’s a 1/4 chance that the human kisa ‘Jade’ gonna be spouting ‘bout some “knocking up” and whatever. I don’t even know what that means. #nsfw ]
jades are usually pretty cool but theres like an insanely high density of jades from the timeline where inside thoughts vis a vis ones bedroom tango desires dont exist and idk how i feel about that the lab boys are still workin on discerning that #nsfw
here specifically i should clarify theres a hella high density of them here like a suitcase youre having to smush down with your whole body to zip shut
if there is an actual lab dedicated to studying the libido of jades i really dont know if i should be appalled or flattered!
oh no the lab is for me got scientists up in there day in and day out studying concentrated drops of my feelings on every matter possible and i do mean every matter just recently they discovered how i feel about texas roadhouse having its own honky tonk yeehaw ass theme song cowbell and all