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well the real slim shady please stand up? / stan limp bizkit / homosex tguy committed to the bit
starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club (their drinks will be non-alcoholic btw) #substance just in case lol
great minds think alike i see
the new burger kurger glup shitto meal
staring lin manuel miranda as the titular glup shitto (promo pic pending)
if you hit the clit and g-spot at the same time the pussy takes a screenshot #truthnuke #nsfw
man im taking mad screenshots up in this bitch going click click click click sounding like the shutter on a camera taking shot after shot filling up memory 64 gigs this shit aint nothing to me man
juZt heard troll Znoop dogg invented caegarZtar for cheeZe
real shit biggest thing since sliced fucking bread
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Every time I open the timeline there’s a 1/4 chance that the human kisa ‘Jade’ gonna be spouting ‘bout some “knocking up” and whatever. I don’t even know what that means. #nsfw ]
jades are usually pretty cool but theres like an insanely high density of jades from the timeline where inside thoughts vis a vis ones bedroom tango desires dont exist and idk how i feel about that the lab boys are still workin on discerning that #nsfw
here specifically i should clarify theres a hella high density of them here like a suitcase youre having to smush down with your whole body to zip shut
if there is an actual lab dedicated to studying the libido of jades i really dont know if i should be appalled or flattered!
oh no the lab is for me got scientists up in there day in and day out studying concentrated drops of my feelings on every matter possible and i do mean every matter just recently they discovered how i feel about texas roadhouse having its own honky tonk yeehaw ass theme song cowbell and all
i could swear i remember there being a cards against humanity website that gave you a chat function the game feels so cold and lifeless without it!
ah yeah i think that ones "pretend youre xyzzy" or some shit? lack of chat in a cah game just takes away from the magic of it all
youre correct, thank you!! ...only, theyve removed the chat function for unfortunate legal reasons :(
oh hell naw that blows big time
i ate something for once today and now i have a really bad stomach ache B(
pop some pepto big dawg
me in my lil ol dave corner doin my own thing while everything else around me is on fire and crumbling and filled with buzzsaws and chainsaws and knives and hammers that explode and shit ahhh reminds me of my youth good times good times
i hhatedd yyourr ppostt. not on ppurposee im ssorryy.
> 1 was g0nna say m00d but are y0u l1ke 0k
THE POWER OF MINDING OUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS IS INCREDIBLE. I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD TRY IT.
its okay we all make mistakes and lil oopsies i forgive you
dont even worry about it homeslice
truth nuke
i put on lipstick am i pretty now
you can be anything you wanna be and set your heart too like they said in the movies
jumpscared by the worst song of all time on my mix the fuck are you doing to me youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EeTkF-SLxE
you bet your ass and my ass im listening to the whole thing through just to measure my abilities btw
⋆˚🐾˖°if that perv wuz a girl i'd let em take advantage n ruin me but we're not ready 4 that convo #nzfw #vaguepozting #ihavelowztandardz°˖🐾˚⋆
so lemme introduce you to a lil something called inside thoughts
surprisingly enough for a strider i got hella filter up in this bitch
anyone got the sparknotes for whatever the hell i waltzed in on on this fine wednesday. no. thursday night or am i just supposed to make inferences like im in a high school english class reading 1984 for the first time
or should i like continue to live in blissful ignorance
> please just walk back 0ut
aye aye captain lemme just shuffle my happy lil ass right out the door back to reality whoa there goes gravity yadda yadda you know how this shit goes
Why is th=r= s(=) many (=)f th= sam= m(=)th=rfuck=r (=)n this sit=??? D(=)n't t=ll m= th= tim=lin=s and univ=rs=s bullshit is ACTUALLY tru=???
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