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k next time i host cah i think ill use the cutstom deck with the og deck instead of the expansion decks idk if ppl like the expansions as much but the custom chittr deck is a must
tha'ts it
some days you may never know if you'll be able to stop the unending darkness. but that doesn't mean you have to be afraid of it i think what people need to do is to learn to accept their demons, maybe even become their friends.
:33 < fur @involuntarilylulzworthy :33 < to purrove i am nyot a coward https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89c6330fc674.jpg :00 < nsfw
im bored if any1 wants 2 makeout my doors unlovked
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:33< *the mighty huntress does a gay little dance that makes mew smile and brings joy to mewre life*
#thickerthursday returns n0w that i have. as does my pr0moti0nal material. https://64.media.tumblr.com/9e456fb249beb7c3db0d5347cacdb816/8e61c496da7be437-e8/s1280x1920/e94e97f650a707630197544d50215d666fc8a24b.jpg #nsfw ((paradoxrambles)) #nsfwe ((I dont think so really, having comm'd it myself its a mix of one big + one small making it an illusion of sorts.))
better nights https://64.media.tumblr.com/21b6da821a8274bec6caf1581649e56c/9b9e589a1360b04b-2c/s1280x1920/d7ea82752d625ae7abb045d25958b380a0222ab4.png ((mintofhtagn #suggestive ))
#thickerthursday cant hear pe0ple bitching in your sp0ngeclots with tw0 pillows wrapped ar0und them. #nsfw #suggestive https://64.media.tumblr.com/df52035ebb7c9f48e89277bc920f8a08/ec333c7d22644753-0c/s1280x1920/f483c1094d0da97fa5183ccf4a0187bdbfad2074.png
pers0nally i feel safer knowing just h0w heavily the weight of the law can fall 0n its enemies. https://64.media.tumblr.com/d09910b5db7598010e8210616ad7fb04/b5cf820317be90e6-d5/s1280x1920/e607b944459636407d9e48daa48c029df712ba53.png #nsfw #thickerthursday
i d0n't really have a one liner f0r this but its pretty impressive they can swim that fucking fast despite the bu0yancy. https://64.media.tumblr.com/8bde35d9b3bf6ddb8d863c379b30e560/3fe010d90ace114c-7a/s1280x1920/51f1b8ca0adbae133761eff40ec6d48083681180.png #thickerthursday #nsfw #boobsarealsofat #maybedonttellherihavethisone
just by the name al0ne it was kind of made f0r you huh
oh my goodness, i love Underscores!! yoU're absolUtely right aboUt wallsocket. i can't say i fUlly grasp the plot hinted at, bUt i really don't need to, it's jUst that beaUtifUl.
fuck 7h053 w3r3 m34n7 70 83 8r0wn135 34rl13r?
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at least thy didnt catch fire?
Oh... girl...
t)(ats no e-z bake oven. bitc)( t)(ats w)(ole ass brick and mortar. damn.
Aw gosh .. Sorry ..
it's time. blame @tipsyGnoldstalgic and her 0ven. happy human momsday. https://64.media.tumblr.com/c78829bdec498c73cfc7a13b383090bb/30e4815a3565f7fe-92/s2048x3072/1e8f6e658bf718c176068f3a371e745d57717909.png #nsfw #suggestive
happy mothers day 2 all my moms across the universe and any moms that need appreciation #mothersday #holiday
think i'm more into books these days
🐾what do yoU do if a barkbeast chews yoUr dictioNary? well, ya go aNd 'take the words right oUt of his moUth'! hehe,
This website is no place for a boy aged 4 to 34
the things i don't know could fill a really big hole
people seem to have a lot of mixed thoughts about the heart on here.
This is...so kind of you to say... (> . < ❀) After...last nights events....I thought it would be fitting...to give back a bit of kindness..to offset the bad... (u . u ❀)
the ninth assigning...is for @tenaciousTheologist ...! (^ o ^ ❀) I initially thought...to simply assign you...lavenders...as they on their own befit you...but...I had in mind...of your transformation...and thought of snapdragons instead...! (^ . ^ ❀) Snapdragons...have many ties to the occult...and their very pods....referencing skulls...death...the lugubre.... the snap dragons transformation into its pods upon wilting....reminded me of you...a rebirth...a new beginning...as the pods will fall...and begin the process of life anew...just as you have... (^ . ^ ❀) They also have strong symbolism...in mystery, strenght...desire and protection.... many of these traits...are some I can surmise...of you...(^ o ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b9bde9bd8a45.jpg
If....I assigned flowers to people... Would anyone be interested...? (' o ' ❀)
Also for that human Mother's day celebration there is a woman I appreciate a lot! From a human movie John showed me! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8a3246ba2ca0.jpg
Now for the eight....flower assignment...that will go to @watchingAuthor .... (^ o ^ ❀) The flower I have chosen...to assign you...is the black bat flower... (^ . ^ ❀) I picked it...mostly in part...of its unique...dark coloring...but because of its symbolism...(u . u ❀) Mystery....intrique...and elegance... a strong symbol of enigmata... such as you...I believe in also fits in the more...poetic...author career you hold... (^ . ^ ❀) I do not know much of you...which I think is also why this flower is befitting of you as well... (^ o ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/962ce4f22739.jpg
Happy Mother’s Day to my ladies out there. Roxy, Jane, Rose, and Jade. Hope yall are having a good day.
🐾woof! that's real UNfortUNate x( a lil joke caN't hUrt, eh? i said “i love yoU” to my cake... bUt it jUst weNt aNd bUrst iNto 'tiers'! serioUsly thoUgh, good lUck!! hehe,
Always!!
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(\ /) i accidentally reposted the same one twice. here's the missing third. https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/grey-angora-rabbit-simon-1.jpg
(\ /) @percussiveInjury https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-10_144038722.png https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/white-angora-rabbit-eating-vegetables-mrs-fitz-rotated.jpg https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-10_144123101.png
Phew....alrighty then....the fith flower assignment...will go out to.. @starlitSerendipity (^ . ^ ❀) The flower...I will assign to you...is the purple heliotrope! (^ o ^ ❀) It's violet royale hues...where first to come in mind... when I thought of it regarding you... (^ . ^ ❀) Its meaning...often is regarded as devotion... wealth...and confidence...which are all things...you exude... It is also a plant...that as well...holds toxic properties... so you are someone who...as beautiful and giving...can also be one to take and defend if need be....that is...why I assigned you... this flower (^ o ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/heliotrope.jpg
And a less sad happy mother's day to my babysitter Roxy!
n0t what i set out tw0 do but here we are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b07529ba66e.png
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✦ This ✦ Chitt ✦ Makes ✦ Me ✦ Unbelievably ✦ Happy
((I heard the term Roxtini at one point years ago and woke up later with this extremely limited interpretation of her lounging in a big glass.))
fourth.... flower assigning...goes to @divineMechanicals ... (^ . ^ ❀) The flower....I have assigned to you...is the blue Hyacinth... I was...a little unsure....on what to assign to you...but... after some pondering...the blue hyacinth felt the most fitting.... its blue hues...matching your profile... and are...oftenly used..in perfumery... which can tie into...your bureaucratic backround.... (' o ' ❀) It also...represents loyalty... and rebirth... which...if you think about it...kind of reminds me...of your video game hobby... (^ . ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/hyacinth.jpg
O-> Terro+rizing My So+ns To+day 🥰 O-> I Was To+ld Little Equius Drew So+mething Fo+r Me 🥺
🐾awh, that's 'Pawsome' to hear! 'll be here all Night 'N day x) hehe,
lowkey lookin liek my attempts at cookin
when y0u. when. y0u when. when-
did you forget the baking soda
bro
it got worse somehow
🐾why did the barkbeast go to the baNk? to make a 'dePawsit'! hehe,
n0t quite peak hours but i decided tw0 start co0king something special f0r that. so instead we get this milfday buildup instead with s0me old 0nes: https://64.media.tumblr.com/5f9d05fd030f1081fbde64b5ac97c3ae/b96780f27539f1c7-a9/s1280x1920/13bd224623ac6d6868b1021bb85da4c1c789f6eb.png #suggestive
:33< mewman smash or pass #nsfw :33< john/june- heavily dependant on if the egg is cracked yet or nyat but ofurall smash :33< dave- of course with all of these theres gonna be exceptions but ofurall pass get mewre head out of mewr ass <-- i can say this i was mixed with this guy fur a while... and a bird :33< rose- smash like supurr hard smash :33< jade- humongous smash espawcially if shes got a knot!!! :33< jane- eeeeh pass shes fine just nyat supurr my sp33d :33< roxy- gog yeah smash huge smash are mew kitten meow? a cat girl who knows what shes about? id be a fool nyat to smash! :33< dirk- hard pass sorry my man meowst of mew rub meow the wrong way and the one that doesnt is married to my ancestor :33< jake- pass by and large s33ms too subby fur meow thats my bag im the dont wear the pants around here!!!
*summons a minion who compliments u exactly 3 times nd then explodes* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29c8239771d0.jpg
s0 i hear it's a holiday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55240471173c.png
What would you do if I just started typing like this from now on?
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... happy mothers day, mom.
can i say #nsfw -ly #tmi -ly that its RLLY funny that the bf made himself a rep on here as "incelbert" (lol lol lol) bc we cant leave the house 2day bc he has to spend ALL day tryna (his words) "make [me] a mom"
https://i.postimg.cc/JzYnv2yC/Untitled296-20260510140149.png ( OOC: #ic-vent #generallysad ) Then I think of her like this. Capable. Protecting. Nurturing. I think of how it felt to be in her arms, how she would rush to school to pick me up on the worst days of first grade, when I felt so homesick I would cry. And I miss it. Sometimes I wish I could see her one last time. I wouldn't want to say a word. All of the mistakes, the misery, the ire and the regrets - I would let it fall by the wayside. Just for her to hold me before she has to go again. (( #rosessketchbook ))
🐾what did the barkbeast wear before goiN' to sleeP? why, he got comfy iN some 'Paw-jamas'! hehe,
Ehem...my first flower assigning...goes to @spiritualMotorist .... I've assigned you...marigolds... (^ . ^ ❀) Marigolds...are known for being hardy...they're dust resistant..just like you...and are of a beautiful gold and orange hue... (^ . ^ ❀) They're often used to symbolize...resilience and passion...when I look at them...I see you in them... (^ o ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/330918a816f9.jpeg
My...second...flower assigning goes to... @amazingCavity... I've assigned you... swamp milkweed..! (^ . ^ ❀) A flower... that thrives in wetlands and are an important... part of monarch fluttercritter ecology... but also contains...a latex...that harbors toxic steroids...a plant not...to be messed with, but under right care...can be home to wonderful cohabitation... (^ . ^ ❀) It comes...in gorgeous pink and purple hues...sometimes even white.. (^ o ^ ❀) That is the flower...that made me think of you... (^ . ^ ❀) For future...assignings..I will be providing...pictures of the flowers... for visual aid..! (^ . ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/iStock-1329137817-scaled-e1728507364594-719858614.jpg
for...my third...flower assigning...this one... will be for @aestivalGaillardia (^ . ^ ❀) The flower...I have assigned you...are pansies.... very frequently mean..to represent those...who are introverts...or those with timidity...but...can also represent...thoughtfulness...and admiration.... (^ o ^ ❀) They are...small...but gorging of beautiful colors... and are also known...to grow in wildflower fields...and forests... which reminded me of you... (^ . ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/pansies.jpg
happy mothers day i guess to people who celebrate it that makes it sound like i have a really poor relationship with my mom but i dont. have a mom. i have two dads. :P
H4PPY M0TH3R5 D4Y T0 MY LU5U5!!!! 5H35 D1GG1NG 1N TH3 GR0UND R1GHT N0W BUT 1 L0V3 H3R!!!!
𓊝 Avast, mateys! I’ve wrestled many a beast in me time, but it’s come tae me attention I have yet tae conquer the beast that is Chittr! So raise yer sails, fill yer glasses with rum, and make way fer the mighty Goldhook! ⚓︎
her books r packed full of amazin passages n stuff so beautiful it maeks u want 2 die, but this one has 2 be my fav :'3
pail or 8ail
Oh? Lusus day? Huh... Didn't know you humans had separate days for your lusii.. Well! Hope you all have a good one!
As a natural born carapacian I had something like a mother. One of my care givers was the bearer, and they were very sweet in my early years. I miss them dearly sometimes. It’s sweet humans and trolls have a celebration for this kind of thing! So in honor of all of that: Happy Mother’s Day!
HappY "Mommy'S DaY" Or WhateveR ThE HelL It Is
“Should my offspring remember me long after I have departed this plane, I would pray it is not as an oracle enthroned above their fate, nor as one of those pitiful sages who mistake cold calculations for wisdom. Authority is among the frailest forms of devotion, and it survives only so long as fear remains to preserve it. No - let me instead be remembered as one would the warmth of a hearth long abandoned. A presence not always consciously, nor perfectly clear, but in which lies the certainty that somewhere in the architecture of one’s soul there once existed a place where becoming oneself was permitted without punishment. There are magicks capable of preserving the body against rot, the voice against silence, even the mind against the mercies of time. I have studied many of them, yet none have struck me as particularly noble pursuits. The true ambition of parenthood ought not be eternal vigilance or immortality through legacy, for legacy is merely vanity wearing ceremonial robes. Rather, it is the thankless and infinitely more difficult miracle that one’s spawn continues, even after your extinction, to seek delight in the world unashamedly. To leave behind a soul ever so capable of joy. This alone seems to me a form of magick worthy of reverence. Anything beyond it is merely another frightened scholar bargaining poorly with oblivion.” - Calmasis the Redeemed, from Complacency of the Learned by Rosalia E. Lalonde nunca te ouvidaré, mamá
it suits y0u though. n0t traditionally pr0porti0ned but soft and g0oey and made for grabbing h0wever much you can. what the fuck am i saying this is a weird day
this 0ne is for the rx cr0wd. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/893bb9a18e5d.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e0742219583.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1b3813651571.jpg
we'll just see wh0's pushing what. pour y0urself intwo whatever getup is y0ur main today i'm omw.
You know what, shout out to the Solluxes? Solluxi? Solluxum? out there. They're mostly pretty nice.
:33< i will say silly things at mew fur no reason
y0u're just lucky they don't make c0uches your size and i'm n0t sitting on the damn fl0or. g0ing down s2g.
:33< hell yeah my dms are open to mew if mew want to drop mewer coords or talk about whatefur :33
Be jealous, be oh so very jealous, for I own the giant Mothman Build-A-Bear. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/767e2ad123ad.jpg
:33< be gay do crimes :33< be cute do grimes :33< be mewte do mimes
There's only one correct answer here. Choose carefully. (/lh) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d7d063725cdf.png
its a known fact that some child actors grow up to be super messed up, im just another fucking statistic.
I knOw thAt I hAd mAdE A pOst rEgArdIng hEr yEstErnIght bUt I hAd fOrgOttEn whAt tOnIght wOUld bE In tErms Of hOlIdAys And nOt mAkIng A pOst AbOUt hEr On sUch An ImpOrtAnt dAy fElt dIsIngEnUOUs tO mE hAppy fEmInInE cArEtAkErs dAy tO yOU snAkEmOm I hOpE thAt yOU lOOk fOndly UpOn thE wOmAn I hAvE grOwn tO bE frOm whErE yOU rEst nOw thE dArk cArnIvAl wIth All thE sAInts And mArtyrs I lOvE yOU https://cdn.ImgchEst.cOm/fIlEs/b291bc965Eb8.png
b satan do gays hail drug #substance
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the hell was i up tw0 anyways? oh right making this thing. i swear they said this is what t0 make! sorry rx. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4a25d9378f4c.png
Happy mother's day. I miss you. <3
haPPy mother's day to this fucking thing! .) httPs://cdn.imgchest.com/fiLes/049601356e55.Png
Freedom, at least. I admire your dedication, @daveStrider. Everyone else, I am proud to announce he has finished his song. Feel free to scroll through his profile to enjoy it. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/FREEDOM.PNG
:33 < commewssion fur @tipsygnoldstalgic :33 < as requested a pic of me, meu and snoop do double g https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/131f26a1d336.png :00 < nsfw
"b the patron saint of stray kitties" thye say "we r gonan represnet mroe things than jst our aspects" they say now i hav 11 cats in my aparmtent n only 1 of them is actually mine
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Oh, what a lovely trend! I started doing some flower pressing recently--I'm hoping to make some bookmarks out of them! #whimsyposting
haha always a great day to have a roxy cheering me on for my efforts to remain whimsical
#whimsyposting is my every damn day i am filled with such love and childlike wonder for the world one could only ever dream to match my whimsy and the carefree way i move throughout life with my boyish charm and million boon smile
:33< oh sorry oh sorry ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
@shitpostAccount Your aura is deeply evil. Despite this, your fortune is a positive one. Within the next 24 hours you shall receive a letter. It is imperative that you burn it. It may contain expired coupons, and nobody wants that. *I urge newcomers to refer to my original post if they wish for their own fortunes to be read.*
sh0uld get back at it. the authorities will never suspect a milf skateb0arder.
(\ /) and also because i am scared https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/326234d17eb883d015459846b46c5535.jpg
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(\ /) morning https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/harlequin-regi.webp
:) https://i.pinimg.com/originals/46/b3/8e/46b38e6f0688385c4ede83665967bc8e.gif #seaangels #iconofmyfaith #dolorosa
#Birbposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55938769a1e5.png
D-->-- Listening to -- https://open.spotify.com/track/3nyDZ11mnBhleL67Gg%BK9?si=kmt-DKhQT1ymutv8XRf6CQ
:33< the best thing about being a kitty? :33< the pets!
(\ /) #whimsyposting https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/nightfloatin.jpg
ur mpreg?? (monster drink preg)
id try it
hnnnnng./ Colonel / im trying to sneak around / but I'm comically soft / and the presence of my small plushie body / keeps alerting the guards
exactly.
cmonnn itll be funny 3>B)
make em bigger
Oh I don't need that. I have plenty of gay people in my palmhusk right now.
Y☘︎ur l☘︎cal pizza delivery girl is here!! Make sure t☘︎ call y☘︎ur l☘︎cal tr☘︎ll pizza hut if y☘︎u need me!
Madame, I appreciate the care. But a working dick like me knows how to counteract a debuff like this. Been training for it.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Found a game w!th b!g hot cowboys, !'ll sssee you guySSs !n a few hourSs꠹
#TagDinner #Yup #ItsPoundSigns
:33 < close!!! :33 < one kitillion and one
❥ Girldinnεr!! I εat sεvεral fish raധ ധith only ოy tεεth and barε hands!! Hεhε! ^v^ ｡˚○
#BoyDinner and #GirlDinner should also include protein and vegetables. At the very least, eat some cold green-beans out of the can like a respectable individual.
"girl dinnnner" this annd "boy dinnnner" that well you assholes donn't evenn knnow about mmy this #mmythis https://immg.ifunnnny.co/immages/45a02cef2a05421c6860495fdffa1e0690e7880110d16af91832050fe329ab5b_1.jpg
🪼🐠🫧🌀🪼 heehee n𖦹 i havent!!! thats s𖦹 cute n silly :)) 🌺🌊🦑🐬✨
D-->-- Listening to, courtesy of @tipsyGnoldstalgic -- https://open.spotify.com/track/6HODkZg8Jm7kG8sk8zXyfn?si=vj89yI1PRe-Tanam_JIuRA
the childrn yearn for the tunnels
wait s0 what does that make it with assistance then
:33 < hey fuck mew
rx is incapable 0f asking for tech help with0ut making it sound like i'm the 0liveblo0d po0lscrubber in some cheap cerulean tier smut flick. #nsfw
so did you
https://64.media.tumblr.com/8c4b1ba7f48b32f4ffd443eb0edb724a/624f7fffc946f645-83/s1280x1920/806552982618be748a6a879321381179b87a496f.png c0rporate secrets i hacked fr0m a certain account. take them and run. #nsfw
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(\ /) #wetbeastfriday https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/webtt.jpg
:33 < i rate this post 10/10 kitty points!! :33 < i also wanna hit that shit raw
Hehe. I love being a robot.
zard https://images.rawpixel.com/image_png_800/cHJpdmF0ZS9sci9pbWFnZXMvd2Vic2l0ZS8yMDI0LTA5L3Jhd3BpeGVsb2ZmaWNlMjFfdmljdG9yaWFuX3ZpbnRhZ2VfcGFpbnRpbmdfb2Zfd2l6YXJkX2lzb2xhdGVkX18yYWNiYzJmYS0zMzA1LTQ4MGQtODFmMS00NWI2ZTZlZGExN2UucG5n.png
#fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c51931b9c6ff.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, fish on, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: G)
im kinda new 2 sexperimentin w my aspect lol so id rly appreciate sum guidance my main intention w this was 2 make a pretty neon thing but apparently it also comes w sum extra sparkly ✨️ functionalities ✨️
:33< i would nefur lie about these thr33 facts!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/c4dd8ec93e259b7bc8e1ef476a417d5d/17fa44691adf9c01-76/s1280x1920/dbffc4bccc59f48e9d0b2d28702d588e8baf34ee.jpg always with y0ur hands on me
:33< #boynook #nonbinarybutt #girlbulge :33< #nsfw
II - The High Priestess - Mother is watching you
:33 < kitty points can and will be revoked if mewr mean to me
Feeling like playing this oldie but a goodie for some reason https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=9P7ZQdp2No6hSVTe
#nowplaying all hail shadow - crush 40 https://youtu.be/IDGG6iCyR4w?si=qV1w4eUtAPWJC58h
(\ /) morning https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/harlequin_rabbit_facts_l.jpg
i've actually g0t 8 due two 0ther posts. i keep meticul0us track of my assets tyvm. d0n't search the lining of y0ur pants
Your #power.
I am awake now—my apologies if we were conversing last night and I suddenly ceased to respond; I had, quite simply, shut down. In any case, I am operational once more and shall reply as I am able. Good morning, everyone.
notes on voidstrap experimentation no.1 #nsfw - as a general rule of thumb u shouldnt stick alchemized stuff up ur cooch w/o thoroughly gaugin its levels of radiation n general physical stability - specially if the thing in question looks majyyk in nature, u def dont want a defective artifact no-clippin through ur internal organs liek in a glitchy game - aftr runnin a few tests in my lab, i concluded the object is safe 4 human (n troll) use, prolly due 2 the presence of the perfectly generic dildo in its alchemization process (sometiems u gotta stick 2 the basics!) - the obj doesnt seem 2 rely on batteries 2 function, but not only it emits an unnatural comic-lookin glow (its so pretty u guys), it will also vibrate in varyin intensities, likely dependin on the wielders emotional state - while holdin one of its ends, i could also notice how my nerves woul react 2 anything that touched the shaft, as if it waz an extra limb of sorts, what obviously presents a lot of excitin possibilities lmao - it was also cold as fuck but not in an unpleasant way by any means, so i assume thats an outcome of the void majyyks in its composition - conclusion: more functional testin is certainly in order, n im dyin 2 put this bad boy 2 good use lmao
:33< mew know i do :33< i think of poratal 1 2 and 3 when i s33 him he wrote the end credits song fur all thr33
went and had a listen. this slaps severely, yes. just dancy enough too.
:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points! :33 < yay!!
'Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside So we went to the park together We were walking in the midday sun We met all kinds of people and we We fucked everyone We fucked a lady who sells ice cream We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei Everyone who needed fucking well they They got fucked today https://open.spotify.com/track/23ccw9IV7tLWufvZzmZT1D?si=692a628a3af64c0c #nsfw #nowplaying #lyricsposting
:33< id say a max line but i know he doesnt even like girls so i wouldnt be able to be true to his charactpurr
:33< mewre gog damn right i am mew old fox!
FIFTY-FIVE (55) BURGERS, FIFTY FIVE (55) FRIES, FIFTY-FIVE (55) TACOS, FIFTY-FIVE (55) PIES, FIFTY FIVE (55) COKES, ONE HUNDRED (100) TATER TOTS, ONE HUNDRED (100) PIZZAS, ONE HUNDRED (100) TENDERS, ONE HUNDRED (100) MEATBALLS, ONE HUNDRED (100) COFFEES, FIFTY-FIVE (55) WINGS, FIFTY-FIVE (55) SHAKES, FIFTY-FIVE (55) PANCAKES, FIFTY-FIVE (55) PASTAS, FIFTY-FIVE (55) PEPPERS and ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-FIVE (155) TATERS #mybreakfast
Mods, twist the balls of the Dave that's chitting one word per chitt.
please, i kn0w you can w0rk up enough m0mentum two breast b0obily straight thr0ugh drywall and a stud or tw0. unrelated but i dont have wind0ws down here.
you can post about whatever you want basically whenever you want. also yes.
this is me wen ur mesn 2 me https://stickershop.line-scdn.net/stickershop/v1/product/32411274/LINEStorePC/main.png?v=1
:33< theres a billion cats in the world and im one of them! :33< meow!
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:33< efurry purrt of a girl is cute! :33< EFURRY PART!!!
trust me, you'll be fine!
(00h shit y00u right h00ld up i g00t s00methin trust itll be rad)>
What would bears be without bees? Ears. [|[|:) (me with two hats because I deserve it for being so funny)
I’m not getting proper hugs. So I suppose I will get my shiny rump in bed.
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Scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast!
decidin my new bit is gnna be haha jst kiddin firrball cunttttt https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYpVQ83y2qyZLl3HmQUq-C-VXzR_-YeWMIu4H_ZD-7oLpfEcTcIoa2QGKKBAbvyjImwWOROVDUKbvVm_gLQ-7OJCLLhU5Phyu2sAwySl5gwBIU6xTN1pSsVsAXEJaXv8NHBy_IIAJCvRWD/s1600/fireball.jpg
W)(AT DO YOU WANT M-E TO DO ABOAT T)(AT
sometimes i enjoy chillin in a cardboard box it makes me feel like i have a second house within the first one
i c0uld be peckish.
muffintops are sexy because y0u can top the muffin 0r the muffin can be on top of y0u and the wordplay w0rks every time. #nsfw
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We can share with you sollux!!
I mean at least you won't have that gross taste in your mouth later on?
gonna throw fitenite but its jst oiled up wrestlin #nsfw #imbeinproactiventagginitb4weevenGetthere
the huh? it's the thing y0u plug intwo y0ur husktop t0 game with. grow them myself.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/cc21f818547cd754b32420f65fac16d1/86faf35b376822f2-0d/s1280x1920/da59fb1ad7effef9c571c402eb1184ed989c2c8b.gif she w0n't fucking stop with this i kn0w it's her. #nsfw (barely)
i am being sub-psi0nically assaulted by a milf.
i have distracted the damnable dame with wizard based card games. my thinkpan and belt are safe awhile l0nger.