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id try it
hnnnnng./ Colonel / im trying to sneak around / but I'm comically soft / and the presence of my small plushie body / keeps alerting the guards
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Oh I don't need that. I have plenty of gay people in my palmhusk right now.
<-#enbydinner is me eating t#at SWEET ASS. lol #nsfw->
Mikami-Chan couldn't introduce #MikamiChansMaidChallenge and not participate herself~~! Heehee, Okaerinasaimase, ojousama~~!! Moe. moe, kyuuuuun~~!! (≧ω≦) Come on, everyone~~!! I wanna see you all pretty and kawaii too~~!! https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/mikaminya.png
Y☘︎ur l☘︎cal pizza delivery girl is here!! Make sure t☘︎ call y☘︎ur l☘︎cal tr☘︎ll pizza hut if y☘︎u need me!
Madame, I appreciate the care. But a working dick like me knows how to counteract a debuff like this. Been training for it.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Found a game w!th b!g hot cowboys, !'ll sssee you guySSs !n a few hourSs꠹
#TagDinner #Yup #ItsPoundSigns
:33 < close!!! :33 < one kitillion and one
❥ Girldinnεr!! I εat sεvεral fish raധ ധith only ოy tεεth and barε hands!! Hεhε! ^v^ ｡˚○
#BoyDinner and #GirlDinner should also include protein and vegetables. At the very least, eat some cold green-beans out of the can like a respectable individual.
why are obama and hal hatefucking in my comments #nsfw
"girl dinnnner" this annd "boy dinnnner" that well you assholes donn't evenn knnow about mmy this #mmythis https://immg.ifunnnny.co/immages/45a02cef2a05421c6860495fdffa1e0690e7880110d16af91832050fe329ab5b_1.jpg
🪼🐠🫧🌀🪼 heehee n𖦹 i havent!!! thats s𖦹 cute n silly :)) 🌺🌊🦑🐬✨
first post what’s up chittr
Thank you for the suggestion, Rox! I usually recommend Strawberry Vanilla Rooibos Tea! It is delightfully sweet and I usually prefer drinking it during my lunches with some milk and sugar. I think the closest flavor I can compare it to is strawberry shortcake! :)
D-->-- Listening to, courtesy of @tipsyGnoldstalgic -- https://open.spotify.com/track/6HODkZg8Jm7kG8sk8zXyfn?si=vj89yI1PRe-Tanam_JIuRA
the childrn yearn for the tunnels
wait s0 what does that make it with assistance then
:33 < hey fuck mew
rx is incapable 0f asking for tech help with0ut making it sound like i'm the 0liveblo0d po0lscrubber in some cheap cerulean tier smut flick. #nsfw
I want to say that I am proud of everyone and so happy to hear that you all woke up and got up today! Remember to treat yourself kindly, repeat affirmative words to yourself, they are true and you deserve everything good.
so did you
https://64.media.tumblr.com/8c4b1ba7f48b32f4ffd443eb0edb724a/624f7fffc946f645-83/s1280x1920/806552982618be748a6a879321381179b87a496f.png c0rporate secrets i hacked fr0m a certain account. take them and run. #nsfw
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weed. games. porn. repeat. #thisismylife #nsfw #substance
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:33 < i rate this post 10/10 kitty points!! :33 < i also wanna hit that shit raw
zard https://images.rawpixel.com/image_png_800/cHJpdmF0ZS9sci9pbWFnZXMvd2Vic2l0ZS8yMDI0LTA5L3Jhd3BpeGVsb2ZmaWNlMjFfdmljdG9yaWFuX3ZpbnRhZ2VfcGFpbnRpbmdfb2Zfd2l6YXJkX2lzb2xhdGVkX18yYWNiYzJmYS0zMzA1LTQ4MGQtODFmMS00NWI2ZTZlZGExN2UucG5n.png
#fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c51931b9c6ff.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, fish on, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: G)
im kinda new 2 sexperimentin w my aspect lol so id rly appreciate sum guidance my main intention w this was 2 make a pretty neon thing but apparently it also comes w sum extra sparkly ✨️ functionalities ✨️
Ok due to popular demand (one person), I will now 8e getting pregnant somehow!!!!!!!! #nsfw
:33< i would nefur lie about these thr33 facts!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/c4dd8ec93e259b7bc8e1ef476a417d5d/17fa44691adf9c01-76/s1280x1920/dbffc4bccc59f48e9d0b2d28702d588e8baf34ee.jpg always with y0ur hands on me
im all about dishing eggs scrambled poached hard boiled deviled the combinations are endless
:33< #boynook #nonbinarybutt #girlbulge :33< #nsfw
II - The High Priestess - Mother is watching you
:33 < kitty points can and will be revoked if mewr mean to me
Do I fum8le some8ody today, gam8le, jerk off, get myself pregnant, or 8e normal today? #nsfw #GAM8LING #ILOVEGAM8LING #GAM8LE
[This is an automated message] Fortunes will now begin. We are: ELEVEN hours and EIGHTEEN minutes head of schedule!
Feeling like playing this oldie but a goodie for some reason https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=9P7ZQdp2No6hSVTe
#nowplaying all hail shadow - crush 40 https://youtu.be/IDGG6iCyR4w?si=qV1w4eUtAPWJC58h
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i've actually g0t 8 due two 0ther posts. i keep meticul0us track of my assets tyvm. d0n't search the lining of y0ur pants
I am awake now—my apologies if we were conversing last night and I suddenly ceased to respond; I had, quite simply, shut down. In any case, I am operational once more and shall reply as I am able. Good morning, everyone.
notes on voidstrap experimentation no.1 #nsfw - as a general rule of thumb u shouldnt stick alchemized stuff up ur cooch w/o thoroughly gaugin its levels of radiation n general physical stability - specially if the thing in question looks majyyk in nature, u def dont want a defective artifact no-clippin through ur internal organs liek in a glitchy game - aftr runnin a few tests in my lab, i concluded the object is safe 4 human (n troll) use, prolly due 2 the presence of the perfectly generic dildo in its alchemization process (sometiems u gotta stick 2 the basics!) - the obj doesnt seem 2 rely on batteries 2 function, but not only it emits an unnatural comic-lookin glow (its so pretty u guys), it will also vibrate in varyin intensities, likely dependin on the wielders emotional state - while holdin one of its ends, i could also notice how my nerves woul react 2 anything that touched the shaft, as if it waz an extra limb of sorts, what obviously presents a lot of excitin possibilities lmao - it was also cold as fuck but not in an unpleasant way by any means, so i assume thats an outcome of the void majyyks in its composition - conclusion: more functional testin is certainly in order, n im dyin 2 put this bad boy 2 good use lmao
thats a really cool story dude not enough undulating wacky arm inflatable tube man mentions but im here for it you gotta mention my main man pablo at least once per fantastical adoration
:33< mew know i do :33< i think of poratal 1 2 and 3 when i s33 him he wrote the end credits song fur all thr33
went and had a listen. this slaps severely, yes. just dancy enough too.
:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points! :33 < yay!!
'Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside So we went to the park together We were walking in the midday sun We met all kinds of people and we We fucked everyone We fucked a lady who sells ice cream We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei Everyone who needed fucking well they They got fucked today https://open.spotify.com/track/23ccw9IV7tLWufvZzmZT1D?si=692a628a3af64c0c #nsfw #nowplaying #lyricsposting
:33< id say a max line but i know he doesnt even like girls so i wouldnt be able to be true to his charactpurr
:33 < i rate this post 2/10 kitty points!! https://i.imgur.com/ovlkykx.jpeg
:33< mewre gog damn right i am mew old fox!
FIFTY-FIVE (55) BURGERS, FIFTY FIVE (55) FRIES, FIFTY-FIVE (55) TACOS, FIFTY-FIVE (55) PIES, FIFTY FIVE (55) COKES, ONE HUNDRED (100) TATER TOTS, ONE HUNDRED (100) PIZZAS, ONE HUNDRED (100) TENDERS, ONE HUNDRED (100) MEATBALLS, ONE HUNDRED (100) COFFEES, FIFTY-FIVE (55) WINGS, FIFTY-FIVE (55) SHAKES, FIFTY-FIVE (55) PANCAKES, FIFTY-FIVE (55) PASTAS, FIFTY-FIVE (55) PEPPERS and ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-FIVE (155) TATERS #mybreakfast
Mods, twist the balls of the Dave that's chitting one word per chitt.
please, i kn0w you can w0rk up enough m0mentum two breast b0obily straight thr0ugh drywall and a stud or tw0. unrelated but i dont have wind0ws down here.
you can post about whatever you want basically whenever you want. also yes.
this is me wen ur mesn 2 me https://stickershop.line-scdn.net/stickershop/v1/product/32411274/LINEStorePC/main.png?v=1
:33< theres a billion cats in the world and im one of them! :33< meow!
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:33< efurry purrt of a girl is cute! :33< EFURRY PART!!!
(00h shit y00u right h00ld up i g00t s00methin trust itll be rad)>
What would bears be without bees? Ears. [|[|:) (me with two hats because I deserve it for being so funny)
I’m not getting proper hugs. So I suppose I will get my shiny rump in bed.
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Scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast!
decidin my new bit is gnna be haha jst kiddin firrball cunttttt https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYpVQ83y2qyZLl3HmQUq-C-VXzR_-YeWMIu4H_ZD-7oLpfEcTcIoa2QGKKBAbvyjImwWOROVDUKbvVm_gLQ-7OJCLLhU5Phyu2sAwySl5gwBIU6xTN1pSsVsAXEJaXv8NHBy_IIAJCvRWD/s1600/fireball.jpg
W)(AT DO YOU WANT M-E TO DO ABOAT T)(AT
sometimes i enjoy chillin in a cardboard box it makes me feel like i have a second house within the first one
muffintops are sexy because y0u can top the muffin 0r the muffin can be on top of y0u and the wordplay w0rks every time. #nsfw
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I mean at least you won't have that gross taste in your mouth later on?
gonna throw fitenite but its jst oiled up wrestlin #nsfw #imbeinproactiventagginitb4weevenGetthere
the huh? it's the thing y0u plug intwo y0ur husktop t0 game with. grow them myself.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/cc21f818547cd754b32420f65fac16d1/86faf35b376822f2-0d/s1280x1920/da59fb1ad7effef9c571c402eb1184ed989c2c8b.gif she w0n't fucking stop with this i kn0w it's her. #nsfw (barely)
i am being sub-psi0nically assaulted by a milf.
i have distracted the damnable dame with wizard based card games. my thinkpan and belt are safe awhile l0nger.