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[ Hyperclutch! AU ] #1 interwebz hottie nawt 2 brag but im kiiind of a big deel................ she/they/he pronounz demigirl / nonbinary / transmasc ♡ Zabrak Zephos & Hal Strider ♡
my creature is getting too big for its enclosure again
idk if this is supposed 2 b literal or sum #suggestive metaphor but i like it either way
My creature is getting too big for my pants.
minecraft is unironically such a fun game
tHiS Is sO MoThErFuCkIn' TrUe bRo
its kinda weird lately ive been so busy having fun and doin stuff with my friends tht i havent really thought abt havin #substance or anything tht often... at least compared to before. dont get me wrong i still am and will always b a party rocker through n through, its jst interesting how much life has changed lately. changed for the better, i think :)
been an awful long time since someone threw a party... #hmm #plotting #scheming
fuck this heat bruh i need to dip into a swimming pool so bad rn
i might pick up an old hobby again... hmmm #vroomvroom
dont ask too many questions. god gave me the permission #lyrics
my boyfriend is a super hot literal knight in shining armor tht roams the galaxy saving entire planets as a hobby btw not to brag or anything #<3
ovulation got me actin sophisticated like a house milf.... #nsfw lmfao
i have begun laying out small sweet treats like a breadcrumb trail to give zabrak hints abt the locations of the hidden snack stashes and i cant wait to observe him scavenging around the hive like a woodland forest creature in the wild
no you gotta make em like you'd make an ARG like engraved in the corner of the table is an imgur link that leads to the exact geological coordinates of a can of pringles in there
ooouuhhghhhhgh i fucking love hot dawgz bruh
ur valid as fuck and i see ur vision. i like a little bit of ketchup n mayo, a slice of cheese but put it UNDER the dawg not on top and u gotta make sure its a meltable cheese so it sticks to the bread n gets all gooey, then u get one of them cheddar jalapeno wursts on top, and it should be HOT when u put it so it melts the cheese.... absolute victory
ya can NEVER go wrong with a good chili dawg my man
im talkin bun toasted and buttered up, perfectly grilled hot dog, chili, shredded cheese, perfect hot dog
date idea: we go to one of those "rage room" things together but were not angry were jst super blasted on the #substance and having the time of our lives breaking shit and making a mess consequence free
super late confession ive been living at zabraks hive for less than a month and i have already established secret snack stashes all over the place
watchout 4 alternian rats raidin the stashes they also eat flesh
nooo i didnt mean it liek that :( is jus that sometiems rats will happen, spontaneously
Word. Fortunat3ly th3r3 aint no way for rat2 to g3t into th3 Gard3n unl322 th3y lit3rally 2pawn out of thin air
btw im still alive im jst like lowkey happy n well adjsted which means i dont have a lot to chitt abt lately LOL
boring aint the word id use lmao i be going out to parties n doin crazy shit w my partners + my besties liek every other day lol im jst too busy 4 internets
spit roasting #nsfw discuss
earned some llived experience on that one thanks to a certain maid and i endorse it
baby its an innuendo im the meat and ur bulge + hals bulge r the spitroasting hope this helps
print("food is always to die for when its done right")
cant believe im witnessing bro strider x hat man yaoi on chittr dot com
finally got the last of my stuff unpacked at zabs hive !!! it feels so weird 2 not b livin alone anymore and also 2 not be livin in a shit ass apartment w mold on the ceiling. ya gurl movin on up in the world :)
[I'm so happy for you. Now you're both conveniently in the same place. \></]
lmao all yall bitches lacking nutrients... couldnt be me, my epic incredible super buff super hot boyfriends also cook for me and feed me delicious food regularly, sighh my life is so good #food
i accidentally hated this and i want u to know i personally endorse and encourage the president having a thriving love life
Thank you, Rox. I would say it is going alright, I appreciate the approval.
oh my fucking GOD my mother made a chittr account this is the worst day of my LIFE
ough chittr... i got the munchies sumthin fierce rn..... pray 4 me #substance
JUST IMAGINE A HUGE BURGER. JUST THE BIGGEST BURGER YOU'VE EVER SEEN. ITS DRIPPING CHEESE AND THE MEAT IS SO JUICY AND THE SMELL OF ONIONS IS PERFECT.
Ill mak3 you all kind2a good food2 bab3 u dont 3v3n know Anything u want
Jok32 on you, your3 ju2t giving m3 id3a2 of what to mak3 for him
THAT'S FINE. I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT HIM TO STARVE TO DEATH YOU KNOW I'M JUST BEING AN ASS.
SORRY, SORRY. COULDN'T RESIST. HOPE YOU FIND SOMETHING TO SNACK ON IN THESE DIRE AS FUCK TIMES.