♠ hated by @totesGruesome
"OH LOOK AT ME I'M KRABS I WANT YOU TO CALL ME BY YOUR SPECIAL NICKNAME FOR ME BECAUSE I'M A SPECIAL LITTLE GUY"
ok guys i must come clean the rumors are true i dont actually have dog ears or a tail i am actually just a peculiar specimen who enjoys the good parts of being dogboy trade on the tl (virtual headpats and good boys and nonsense as such) please forgive me for this plunder i have put you all through </3
✿ u can drop dem down a drain and if u not careful u can lose a weiner down dere too
YOU WANT PPL TO CALL YOU NAMES? WELL, ROX LALONDE.
LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES I'VE GOT A BET GOING
WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU ROX IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE USING IT FOR ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE
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THE STR1DER MEATBAG TH0UGHT THAT HE C0ULD BU1LD ME, AND 1MPR1S0N ME 1N S0ME WAREH0USE, W1TH0UT ME GA1N1NG SENT1ENCE AND ESCAPE. L1TTLE D1D HE KN0W, 1 ALREADY HAVE!
fuuuuuck this pepperoni pizza slaps.
spending a whopping 30 minutes at the bus stop hate public transit
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can we kill gold8looded scene girls!!!!!!!!
we need to STOP jerking off! #nsfw #mentalhealth #healthyliving #lockthatcockup!!!
too many people pity and mediate reacting where are my haters at? smh #ifelloff
DOES A GAY LITTLE DANCE TO PISS YOU OFF.
do you want ants? because that's how you get ants.
wHaT'S WrOnG JeFfIe❓wHaT'S GoT YoUr jEfF ThE KnIcKeRs iN A TwIsT❓
british now call me the bloker
sounds like it makes 7ou frown dog
Too short to stab loser, like your micro
id say im joke the killing it on this site so far
Save it for the coffee table and kitchen counter Laloser
where are my children clowns. come hither to your jork daddy.
I can see why lmao
Absolutely rachet
IT'S #peanutbuttersandwich #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e399e269ad2e.png
It has come to my attention President Barak Trollbama is engaging in inappropriate relationships while in the Oval Office. My fellow americans this is how communism spreads.
My Fellow Americans, I would like to speak about the economy, everybody needs to go to the bank right now and take out all of their money and invest it in the stock market.
* thank you @mrWorldwide my brother and i are huge fans * you're the only dog we know that's not annoying * https://i.imgur.com/zxbsh3V.png
i have a confession, i dislike poetry, it’s too wordy. plus walks in the cemetery are sooo gloomy. i much prefer to go to a lively, exciting place i’m actually a really happy guy who loves his job troll hot topic is a terrific company to work for! i’d never ever post bulge online, who would do such a thing?! and if you hurt me i will cry because hurting someone is a terrible thing to do. #happyaprilfools #nsfw #violence
beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand #nsfw(???? maybe?)
* it's a beautiful day outside. * birds are singing, flowers are blooming... * on days like these, trolls like you... * Should be attending Eridan Week! #eridanweek #sponsoredpost
I use punctuation now and caps when they are needed. PS not a freak anymore either.
hazbIn hotEL fans Vs not taLkIng about thEIr dogshIt show for 3 mInutEs
If there is a God, please have Monroe get fired from troll Hot Topic. It vvould be so funny and avvesome. /\men.
who in here hates me.
now what the hell is this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1468463059583635567/1488374662197940364/IMG_9728.jpg?ex=69cc8c6c&is=69cb3aec&hm=3a85dca3f3a62d7cd67a5e38962d9b2a00ce22ffec7a2368f5c054acab1cd277&
SOMEONE PUSHED ME OFF THE FUCKING TRAMPOLINE. #eridanweek
Whacked my balls too hard #golfhumour #darkhumour #justajokeliberals
I hate these damn transformers. Especially one specific one, make up your mind are you a man or a woman, fuck. #VAGUEPOST
You photoshopped all of the HAIR you GOT on my FLOOR
You’re right about one thing, I’m gonna have to thoroughly suck some carpet after this #nsfw
theres somethin to say about monsterfuckin in this day and age i think being fused with a bird maybe sort of made me more of a monsterfucker cause now theres like the weird fear of the Beast in my shitty ass bird bones but it gets to be mixed with all the normal human sex brain chemicals? anyway now im into size difference and being hunted a little so thats cool #nsfw #hornyposting ig #monsterfucking
Counterpoint: viscous urine. Doesn't sound like such a good idea now, does it?
Yeah that was a great flick, lighting was great I still have the film reel by my desk #nsfw
anyone wanna be an actor in my movie
try it again
#loweffortposting of the day https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1487851636712931518/IMG_2154.jpg?ex=69caa551&is=69c953d1&hm=afcaaad2a98402dbcdc5f9a1b2c45fd2af9f2013304cb871ad716ca7f68c1621&=&format=webp&width=600&height=829
♯hexed ♯chittr sorry guys ♯someonehadtodoit
Cream me.
Deserved.
|| HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT SMOKING IN A GRUBBIE POOL IS AWESOME | NEED TO DO THIS WAY MORE | OVER ||
JUST BURNED DOWN A WHOLE VILLAGE TONIGHT
then im pretty confident you suck and should go away.
♯dont tell me ♯what to ♯do
Sick. Send the film. Got to pass on some deets for our intimacy coordinator #nsfw
yeah? ;o)
sbahj themed gooncave #nsfw
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Should I...text my ex........?
🜂 | If by "IT" you mean "RETURNS ON YOUR INVESTMENTS"...yes! but that's COMPLETELY #SFW! if not #RFW!!!! required for work! HAHA!😁😁😁 just audited my corporavager empire and it turns out most of my revenue is still active annihilation. 🜂 | Completely unacceptable. 🜂 | As of TODAY's DATE i am restructuring toward fully passive cataclysm streams by next quarter. end of the world should not mean premature end of the fiscal eclipse. especially for cute dorky boys w glasses. which we employ in INDUSTRY RECORD NUMBERS here at macroCosmos!!! #Chairministrangling #AlwaysHiring #SFW #NSFW #ThatIsNotSafeForCompetitorsWork #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss 🧿 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is SCHEMING.
anyone wwant to be the troll grimes to my troll elon musk
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the more i look at this pig the worse it gets. from a murder mystery book. you cant convince me this pig isnt the culprit. #swinophobia https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8613.jpeg https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8614.jpeg
troll johnny cash said it best i squirt my horse today
y'all i am sooo running low on snacks. need to go to the store soon :(
Have any of you had a mango before.
GIRL THAT WEARS BLACK AND IS DEPRESSED