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I DON'T THAT'S WHY I'M SO FUCKING MAD ALL THE TIME

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@dStrides[DS]

im also not like any of the daves on here besides the movie ones i dont exist in a world that needs a sword all the time

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@dStrides[DS]

too many #striders now i gotta count striders instead of sheep

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@killerJeff[KJ]

Nothing Jeff the Matters

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fucked up fucked up fucked up fucked up I didn't fucking know that bottle was soda it was in fucking. troll language. the freezer is fucked

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It’s loud and I have a headache and I can’t even go to a dark place because I glow.

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@disturbedAperture[DA]

♰ these finned things all over my feed.. i might log off for a few hours disappointing ♰

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✿ fukk my chud life. https://i.ibb.co/S4tfXDT8/f9acfr8cvkl31.jpg

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No I'm from England we don't get heat here

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so sorry for your loss

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(genuinely don't ask me about how legos fuck again 😭😭😭😭)

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✿ bro wat the eff bro i went to the address u suggested i didnt see no party cant believe i missed out on getting #turnt

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mychest ge nuinely hurts my headh urts so bad fuck

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need my sister to pity me enough to send nudes but am so far unsuccessful so im back to asking dirk for more #nsfw #incest

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

He can suck eggs, people should be shaming both him and my brother for promoting AI content on this platform

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I Hope Our Love Will Be Like The Number Pi: Irrational And Endless!

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

The warp gate opened by itself tonight, think something might be loose in my studio

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omg iz archive of our grub down again or iz my internet tweaking again :'x

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Ten interactions in 2 minutes on a picture of my pits, you guys are freaks.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Oh let me translate Head hurty

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Feel like my head just got hit with a hammer

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if i die they're senndinng mme to the ironn bellowsac for mmy trannsgressionns againnst nnature

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

http2://i.ibb.co/7drQN9zp/imag32.jpg 2om3tim32 i f33l lik3 thi2

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blocking someone isnt enough i need to find their hive adress

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

No it’s not

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@barackObama[BO]

No it's not.

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@barackObama[BO]

Why is Franklin Trollsevelt in my mentions right now. Who let him out of containment.

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Oh god How do i save you We cant have this its against the natural order

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why did i pick the one typing quirk that i couldn’t easily do on phone and when im not on my laptop. why did i also pick one of the ones that i couldn’t use the quirk translator for )))))

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

ITS GETTING LESS FUN AND MORE OBNOXIOUS

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

I know, I'm goin, I'm goin.

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IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE SOMEONE DESPERATELY SOUGHT EMOTIONAL CONNECTION BUT WAS COMMITTED TO HITTING EVERYONE AROUND THEM WITH LARGE STICKS UNTIL THEY PISSED OFF ANYWAYS KILL YOURSELVES

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WHEN YOU LOWK HAVE A FLUSH CRUSH #FUCKMYSTUPIDCHUDLIFE

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

man my palmhu2k i2 gonna di3 fuck my big chungu2 lif3

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oh my fuckIng god https://medIa1.tenor.com/m/j-tn9FNz2DQAAAAC/hIguruma-hIromI-hIguruma.gIf

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immaginne mme peter griffinn death pose

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I'm either on to something or losing my mind after staring at code for the last three hours.

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imean . hello everyine this is timmy. meemaw gamgam has died badly . please send her money and.send rum

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i never panic on main but oh my fucking fuck mcq- *the* mcq commented on my post i'm i need to respond i can't responduifebhiugreiughiuaebgiuebwiefbewiufbiuewfbuiebfwh

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my chemical quadrants commented on my #1 opps post at the same time that my company joins chittr this is the worst night of my life

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but my postssssssssssssss

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the store i work at has joined chittr, how screwed am i???

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It's so dEprEssIng how thE tEar ducts In my EyEs thEy'rE so much wEttEr than thE spacE bEtwEEn my thIghs

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Man I'm having cravings, I might be pregnant.

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Forgot to eat today. I have food I could warm up. half wanting a pizza though.

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

fuuuuck

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@barackObama[BO]

Real.

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@dStrides[DS]

"this the red" YES DAVE ITS THE FUCKING RED YOU DUMBASS SPELL REF RIGHT OH MY FUCKING GOD #angerposting

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@barackObama[BO]

How do I delete posts time sensitive.

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@barackObama[BO]

I am once again in mourning.

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@dStrides[DS]

god damn it they killed troll celine dion YOU BASTARDS sigh anyways thank god i left early sad i cant be there to see it irl though

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

bruh i 2hould not b3 thi2 fuck3d up wh3n p3opl3 ar3 2hooting im gonna b3 pi223d if on3 of you fuck3r2 2hoot2 m3 on god #whatth3fuck #i2goingon #3rid3nw33k #viol3nc3

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@archiveAddict[AA]

i had to close the livestream its getting actually scary #eridanweek

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SOMEONE PUSHED ME OFF THE FUCKING TRAMPOLINE. #eridanweek

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@gardenGamma[GG]

THERES A TRAMPOLINE? :(((

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@draconianDignitary[DD]

I'm still trapped in the fucking building.

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CHITTR SHADY FACT #38 • “i don’t really actually like selling out it hurts my feelings when i see someone hating my posts just cause i’m a sellout i miss the daves and dirks they were always nice to me”

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@dStrides[DS]

yall mad you aint like me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488184435227623495/image_2026-03-30_103304799.png?ex=69cbdb42&is=69ca89c2&hm=8fe688876fd46d3b78b93c64a5b0abdd02a28aa74ee9d99253309a0b6515d855&

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no he isnt

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

im trying to 2t3al 2om3 mcnugg3t2 but th3 clap of my a22ch33k2 k33p2 al3rting th3 und3rpaid 23rvic3 work3r2 at troll mcdonald2

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@dStrides[DS]

try it again

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@dStrides[DS]

it doesnt count if i agree with you

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@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

First Hollywood agent to employ extraterrestrial (arguably interdimensional) life and yet these FUCKS at the academy won't give me an Emmy

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

I ju2t cant b3li3v3 th3y did thi2 to my Linkin Park. I al2o dont compl3t3ly hat3 it.

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its soooo hard making trolls in the sims ugh fuck u earthen technology </3

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hey dude what the hell

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s0metimes i delude myself int0 thinking i have even the slightest chance with any 0f the bad bitches 0n my tl and then i remember what i l00k like.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

NANNA NO NOT THAT ONE.

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its getting towards that time of night where im not sleepy but i have to bonk my intrusive thoughts on the head before they start spiraling

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i owe that guy money

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ghis is bc i failed my smokebomb. i shojdlve stuck to fireball

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@flightyBroad[FB]

I feel sticky and wrong. I have learned my lesson.

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you can tEll ivE bEEn on thE chazington twittEr account whEn i start posting somE buulll shiit

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@barackObama[BO]

Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed I can only write so many pardons.

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i guess something with a hole in the back like a lot of my clothes but honestly? as long as im conscious about how im sitting down its usually not an issue usually

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i post my dick on hErE and it gEts ONE LIKE #nsfw

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ohgoodgracious a fuschia follows me---😳

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@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

he ♯chit his ♯pants ♯😭😭😭

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Dealing with multiple timelines is insane, just got jumpscared by a picture of my brother and thought he was hunting me down for the alimony.

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Always so many versions of my brother on here.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

I went to Juilliard only to be filming bugs on 35mm What the fuck has my life become?

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ZTUMMY ACHE

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@tipzyGnostalgix[TG]

i had 2 turn on lite mode & it SUCKS

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Does blood letting count as a charity deduction, goddamn it I always put taxes off #blood #cult

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Never ask a woman how much she masses, learned it the hard way

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its a hard world out there for people with no legs and only a spritely tail

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so i hit the important number milestone evverybody clap or wwhatevver https://i.ibb.co/mf27wwpvv2/number.png

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

I told you I aint got many limb2 l3ft to giv3 unl322 you wanna gnaw on 2om3 m3tal toot2i32

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why would any1 block mE im litErally thE main charactEr

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ʚ♡ɞ Why is every one like FREAKED OUT today?? ʚ♡ɞ

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@spadesSlick[SS]

father of #pissgate. what the fuck does that even mean?

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@spadesSlick[SS]

// i'm so scared to utter the p word here now

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lⓘsten just because ⓘm a yell໑wbl໑໑d d໑esn't mean-

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IT ALSO SOMETIMES TAKES LIKE A MINUTE TO LOAD NOTIFICATIONS

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I NEED AN APP OF TS LIKE YESTERDAY I'M WAY TO ADDICTED AND THE WEBSITE KEEPS SHITTING ITSELF EVERY CLICK. I LOVE IT

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@barackObama[BO]

Please use caution when traveling to the Crystal Lakeside. HiveDash does not work and you must catch fish to survive.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

lot of clownfucking on the feed. considering. #nsfw

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[Can't a superior being like me partake in a little silly whimsy sometimes? What about me? What about my feelings? Besides. I'm doing him a favor. His account is lacking. But don't worry. These numbers can only go up from here.]

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@spadesSlick[SS]

to address the accusations thrown at me in the past five minutes. -no i do not jerk off while pissing. #nsfw -no i do not take 5 whole minutes to piss. that time includes washing my fucking hands.

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If I have any enemies, I'd like them to know I slipped and fell on my ass roller skating.

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sighs.. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/14/a3/a1/14a3a17e9a3c36f59042490e164919b9.jpg #nsfw

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SAME HERE, THE OTHER ROXANNDER LALONDER HAS ME BLOCKED

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ha me waking up sore with a hangover

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Me when I realized I was asexual.

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børedøm is a pøisøn and søcial media is the sløw and agønizing death øf any and all dignity.

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Anyways, how many times can I have Jake show his ass on TV for money before it counts as prostitution? #nsfw i guess

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Anyone seef any cows out an aboutf Twof got out off my hivfe and I can't fffind them

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

You all need to stop #oilingup the floor is becoming a hazard.

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my nap was evil

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i was not aware people still play troll lmfao at parties

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Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

me when my wife tries to break into my fucking apartment. (she couldn't track my ass thankfully.)

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Nobody is playing this game right I think.

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i think its appropriately late into the night and enough time has passed since the post in question was made to #vaguepost its just mildly unnerving for dead old men to show up and like a photo that youve personally burned their face out of with a lighter.

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You need to getf your head resizfed iff their little *they'ref

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

y th3 fuck ar3 thg3r3 crypto bro2 in my f33d

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Help me.

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(Spelling error on the Jesus main fuck my stupid baka life

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i am trying to understand troll beds!!!

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https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1c/0f/78/1c0f783036b5d0f5871b861a42c56dc4.jpg

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i thinnk i hauve vcovid

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what !!!! :(

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

My palm hu2k2 autocorr3ct i2 2tarting to r333ally pi22 m3 th3 fuck off. Gor3gl3 how do I throw hand2 with my phon3

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https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/Ezgif-8aE11d7306ddbd73.gif

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

God dude, my adhd is fucking horrid today.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Boys will [-1] literally take [-1] poison damage in the [-1] middle of a scentence [-1] and act [-1] like it’s totally normal. [-1]

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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

\/\/\/\/omen's Rights? They are al\/\/\/\/ays right, \/\/\/\/hy d'\/\/\/\/'need t'talk about that? #loyaltotheempress #bothempresses #all3empresses #toomanyempresses

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

you sacrifice your humanity for your friends to save them from certain doom and the thanks you get is being ostracized from the people you once knew #emo #realshit

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Hungover and regretful.

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@taciturnTerror[TT]

:o( My outfit ripped in a most unfortunate place... :o( The armpits are so hard to restitch...

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it didnt work how do i delete

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He doesn't have access to other attitudes he lost them after becoming a bird.

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Let us shake hands in our fates.

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bro let me watch too much spongebob while growing up that’s why i’m like this

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Californian weather is my idea of a crisp winter day, Rox.

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BBYGRL NAURRR im litch so furreekin srry that shit is da worsssssttta .... hopin u get them shits unda control cuz YACK (i got dat endo tbh)

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