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#Confession: I'm highly insecure.
Alright I'm going to bed. Goodnight. That's it from me. I will have many meetings tomorrow, so try not to have a heart attack while I'm gone. Madame Lalonde is in charge. Goodnight. It has been much too long of a day and what did he mean by "yet"? Goodnight. Goodnight.
i accidentally liked the batterbitchs thirst trap someone pls put me down rn
Yummy stuffing.
ill have 2 kill myself if i fumbke another dilf kn main n i kno it wont b just or heroic #cw-self-harm
Goddamnit now H3at of th3 Mom3nt i2 2tuck in MY h3ad
thth is is the worst day of my life this is worst than the day my life was destrooeyd by karkat i cant believe this iss happenign to me right now
This is like Rankmaid 9/11. I'm so sorry for your loss at this time.
wait they broke up
this cant be happening
Unfortunately dealing with the consequences of my actions. What's next, I have to reap what I sow? Ridiculous.
Just one (1)
For dinner I will have one (1) pepperoni.
Pissingno
K--<hivemate has been meowing in her room for 15 minutes send help
NO DAMNIT NOT AGAIN https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1a/91/59/1a91597bb24aca5154803f7355c24e80.jpg
Time to sit down for my one (1) raisin lunch.
I would like to humbly request any individuals attempting to “explode my bulge” with their “mind” to cease. I don’t even know what that means, but I would appreciate it if you stopped. I need that
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLD ON TIGHTER, I'M ON SOME KAMINA BULLSHIT RN AND ALSO CHITTING AND DRIVING RN, BELIEVE IN THE YUNG JUGG THAHAT BELIEVES IN YOUR ABILITY TO NOT GET FLUNG OUT THE BACK BED OF MY SCUTTLETRUCK.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF I GOT SIXTY OVER RN WHAHAT DO YOU THINK ARE THE CHAHANCES I GET PULLED. :o?
Almost had a dead dove do not eat moment.
❥ εrოო I took a picturε but noധ Iო fεεlfin insεcurε n probubbly dεfinitεly nεvεr gunna post this!! >_<" ｡˚○
on my "its weird being only vaguely real" type shit tonight
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K--<fuuck im dunk #substance dragged myself to cupe but im so fucked
do not play terraria with john egbert worst mistake of my life
(( extremely heartbroken to discover that the chiptune cover of SPG's Captain Albert Alexander no longer exists on the broader internet and the version of it i downloaded to mp3 over 14 years ago is officially lost media on a dead cellphone ))
My nap didn't cure my hunger nor my horniness. #suggestive
Forgot I am mortal again for a moment. Dangerously silly of me.
B33 < dont say that idk if my little heart can take it
>+. JUST HAD A SUDDEN PANG OF WANTING TO BE SOFT. WHAT THE HELL .+<
Som3-tim3-s I sm3-ll lik3- cigar3-tt3-s b3-caus3- of my stupid fuckass boyfri3-nd who smok3-s fucking cigar3-tt3-s
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dysphoria / ugh
I remember Craigslist dating ads.
>> ¡ waડ trynna eat ear1¡er and b¡t ¡nto a we¡rd texture 🥺😔😔
Thi2 p2ycho nun i2 2o ob23223d with m3 it2 crazy
Muehehe.😈 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/49b6d25a50f3.png
Diary Entry #9 I do+n't understand. Ho+w is this mo+to+rcycle's engine so+ easy to+ dismantle, but apparently I need special to+o+ls to+ put it back to+gether?! I ruined my bike, because It didn't have gas in it, and no+w I HAVE to+ take it to+ the creepy, Ho+russ-like mechanic, in o+rder to+ get it fixed... To+day is hateful, and no+t in a fun way. In the human meaning o+f the wo+rd. No+w I have no+ wo+rk, and no+ distractio+n fro+m all these tho+ughts abo+ut her... I really wish I had at least a bo+ttle o+f so+mething stro+ng to+ help me pass the time. If I go+ back to+ sleep, it's entirely po+ssible I'll just have ano+ther vivid dream, and wake up flustered, and make ano+ther mess o+f my sheets. This sucks SO+ much. #nsfwimplied
new umamusume banner is dogshit and i missed nishino flower so liek what even is the fuckin point :/
[|87 :: Just rolled the worst jo;nt ever. 1 am ashamed FUK MY FAT CHUD L1FE!! #substance
Meow. You would look fun with a little hat and some ears.
// it's yearning hour so no one is seeing the ducks.
kid bro✟her wan✟ed ✟o sleep in my room bruhhhh hes so swee✟ when hes no✟ being a li✟✟le ✟error like why does he wake up and choose violence
Do you or do you not want to see my fushigi
same bv+ kinda in a bad way rn for me
oh oh hell no
fuck is going on whos that
i hope u guyz c my posts and go "damn hope she gets bettr"
[I believe, as the organic beings would reference from the Simpsons: "Haha, I'm in danger."] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85876d29ecad.jpg
so who else best known as a concept instead of anything deeper #justme? #okay
When will people say "Keep biting your wings, Brosprite, it's really cool". Instead they say "Stop showing me pony gore" and "Please stop talking about cloaca" and "Hiding cameras in public spaces is a crime, even if they're harmless ones you put in the supermarket".
Selling one robo-cat. He broke into the treats stash.
You guy2 ar3 lam3 cant 3v3n call Knight 2tinky for th3 funni32 and 2hit. Im 2urround3d by fak3 homi32
uughgrhhg DIVA DOWN NNNN
⚜SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOUS FOOLISHNESS BIASED BY TRADITIONAL GENDERED COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT DESERVE FORGIVENESS OR A SECOND THOUGHT M'LORD⚜⁀➴
Vote for-a the next-a special-a at-a Narrah's! ♥️ BBQ Ranch-a ♦️ Cheddar-a Bacon-a ♠️ Supreme ♣️ Troll-a Hawaiian-a
still sick as hell, i rly gotta get back in bed gnight chat <3
i experienced twink death. 😞
so hungry i’m going to start gnawing on my own arm if i don’t go on a lunch break soon #gore #cw-self-harm
Can’t say I’ve ever felt like I just touched something *slimy* because I read a chitt before, but my ex appears to be just as capable of miracles in his other iterations as he is in mine. The difference being that I like mine *considerably* more, even if the breakup was a shitshow and a half. At least he’s just an idiot.
crashed my car i feel better noww im normal
It. Is. So. Humid. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2038/13bb5ae4ad4092e6d93c650a3559a7f0.png?11258785 #nsfw
Remember when Troll Edward Cullen was here
a harrowingly familiar description... u~u;
1 wuz h0p1n he wuld change n get better but... u kn0w
Right. https://i.ibb.co/8DPxLz0h/Untitled.png What are we naming the cat? Putting it up to a vote, 'cause I think both suggestions are pretty good. Heart reacts for Oddball, diamond reacts for Kismet.
So-oci-ial medi-ia was a mi-istake.
I mi22 2wimming man I wi2h I w3r3nt th3 Trollian v3r2ion of an anchor
resident evol 2 is way scarier than i thoutfht it would be :( #gayming throught*
singularity (the asshole one) just frew up on the book im readin anyway who wants a new cat?
Haven't said cloaca in a while so I should say cloaca again. Never forget what sburb took from you. And by you I mean me. (Penis.) #nsfw
post more honkslop rankmaid-sama no more honkslop rankmaid-sama we hate clowns rankmaid-sama we want to fuck the paint off of clowns rankmaid-sama there is no winning posting honkslop (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
What a t3rribl3 day to hav3 3y32
the only issue wvith sewving back on a hand is that it's hard to sewv wvith one hand.
oops https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1493398841813369002/image0.jpg?ex=69ded38d&is=69dd820d&hm=96dea23d361c6faa1ceca0a59dab8d72c4f6028dc91a8278d5ed932864a2e2c5&
Does the cold ever fade, or am I destined to be frozen forever?
Very sorry if this hurts your ego, but Jason would eliminate you.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/775111785864942710/
can thomeone thay happy hatching day to me (its not my hatchday but i want to feel included)
Are sneakers unsexy or is that just me. Please weigh in.
I cannot believe I missed seeing fucking *Slenderman.*
I MISSED FUCKING SLENDERMAN?
II'd ju2t obtaiin a giiant headache and II know iit. Goiing two 2tay cozy iin my hiive twoniight.
send chit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/26a2457260cb.webp
Shes going to call me fucking lame forever im going to die
social blunder again!
Jealoussssssss!
Not fair!!!!!!!! >XXXXO
Perhaps some of the denizens of this website woulld find greater focus and cllarity of thought if they spent lless time begging and beseeching for a quadrant or holle to be filled, and more time honing the body and mind through meditation and dedication to a craft or art. Try being dead for untolld ages as well. If the other options do not prove fruitfull.
magnet was a bad idea
I'm knocked unconscious. My little brother has died.
◥▶◀◤ —> I do not e%perience this sensation.
hhnnmn, hng l donttt htlnk lm goood at thls fhlshlng thlng... #mycatch #flshlngfrlday https://cdn...lmgchwst...com/fllws/a097w3d7c188...png
Boyfriend is at work again and im desperate ugh, this shit sucks ass #yearning #nsfw
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im actually sober rn i just have a headache lol
i am overstimulated. i am leavinng this party.
Thank2 im ju2t gonna lay h3r3 for a whil3 I think
Eridan ran into the fire and now it smells like burnt fish. :/ #bonfireparty
I'm sx real sad tx be missing xut xn the bxnfire thing txnight... It feels like every time an event happens I just happen tx be busy!!! But this is impxrtant... X(((
I can't go to the bonfire I want to burn things uggghhhh
busy #digging right now cant bonfire party
...i think... ...i miss my wife.
g0vernment appr0ved zh1tty h0rny p0zt be l1ke uuuhhh uhhhh uhhh um my bulge fell 0ff #nzfw
i... hadn't?
0k zum ppl can zm0ke a baj1ll10n c1garettez but 1M the 0ne thatz g0tta g0 t0 the h0zp1tal 0kkkkkkk
n0th1n beatz the frezh tazte 0f acc1dentally dr1nk1ng ur ha1r dye becauze u left 1t t00 cl0ze 2 ur dr1nk
wolfgang ✟ried ✟o bea✟ my ass bu✟ my muscles r ✟oo huge
✿ it is just a coincidence several men have said weird dings to me dat does not mean i da Glurp swing dat way. ok guys. rest assured A Perfect Circus has me as their token straight band member
http2://i.ibb.co/zT2J2QP3/imag3.png Im 2o pi223d rn
you knowv if on the off chance kurloz and i break up (and he tries to murder me), i wvill not miss his ass trying to put his entire finger in my gills. "it's soft" thanks, dont that's my insides and near my organs
http2://i.ibb.co/kVyDWkFr/imag3.png You guy2 w3r3 2o clo23..
Can y'all 2top 3njoying my po2t2 2o much for a littl3 bit 2o I can hit bigg3r numb3r pl2
II miss my ex situationship so fucking much. Fuck
eatin a whole pizaa by meslf was a mitake
ughhh... ended up in the mechanic's forrr the last day or so after sparing got a bit too intense. what the hell did I miss, mew~ 💖✨
1 time when i was drunk i licjed the cat back do not recommend
its thursday u promised janey you wouldnt drink on weekdays ur busy tomorrow tomorrow is friday u promised janey you wouldnt drink on weekdays but maybe after is ok maybe you can drink when you get home i mean sure its still a weekday but its friday people drink on fridays all the time just wait like 1 more day you can do this roxy you got this #substance
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trolls these nights. mutha fuckas cant be in the sun for like even a little bit. weak generation. honk.
Hark! It seems that one of these, 'haters', has found his way through my posts! I challenge thee to fisticuffs!
((hate bot was in my dream last night and idk how to feel about this. help????????))
I'M SO DUCKING COLD I'M SHAKING ISN'T IT SPRING???
I FELL ASLEEP ON MY HAND
IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT HUMANS GET RIGHT ITS VIDEO GAMES. I CANNOT STOP PLAYING THIS SLIME BREW SHIT ITS BECOMING A PROBLEM.
My back i2 2o 2or3 from carrying thi2 3ntir3 tl on my back at night
i'm disappointed and saddened by the lack of any of you being in my bed naked this morning :/ #nsfw
jfc my cat just scared me so bad i thought someone broke in bjt nope there was anothrr cat outside
well fuck guess i accidentally drank the "i should find a problematic older man to flirt with" whiskey instead of the normal shit #substances
dont tell anoyone but i secretly suck at survival horror games *anyone
I DRANK MY SODA WRONG AND IT WENT IN YM FUCKING NOSENGMGJ FUCK
https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/dualscar.png that cAnnOt fUckIng be gOOd.
flops over and yells again :|
\ just checked my kult t0 kull J:( n0b0dy l1kes my butch swagger /
I need better taste in men, dear god.
#hornyposting Feels A Little Humiliating After Being Assigned An Omega. #nsfw
im so dysfunctional tonight even my kid is looking at me weird and by that i mean he is staring and tilted his head slightly
4W FUCK 1 G07 J1ZZ 4LL 0N MY FUCJKG1NG K3Y804RD #N5FW
i ws gonan say i hav a new fav troll bt he just said he jizzed on hsi keybroad so. nvm #nsfw #vaguepost
Why i2 your2 2o much mor3 accurat3 than min3. Thi2 i2 bull2hit
current mood is caddicarus saying i have severe panic anxiety while playing a finding nemo game
they shut down a whole section of sidewalk with the only light to cross a busy intersection i hate it here, can’t a troll get lunch without playing frogger
X Not the icy hot on the dick #nsfw #thatpoorbastard x
Okay the endorphins are working, exercise is unfortunately good for my physical and mental health. Who would have known this.
jake i know you have my fish fear me crop top give it back
i think im getting sick lol
I regret everything. Why do I sweat. What's the point in being a god if you don't stop being sweaty when you workout.
my roomba just tried 2 eat my sushi cat plushie, gave up after 5 minutes n died ill fix the thing in a minute but damn 😭
wait no hold on, tell me that dave isn't behind the shadow chittr!!! i flirted with that account ew oh my god!! D8 #incest???? but not really please god
im the most normal member of my family and proud of it ive got those typical neurons theyre always talking about
My head is spinning a bit. #substance
i g0t called a vwh0re guys h0rny p0sting is a l0t harder than i th0ught #nsfvw
Sent me this shit. https://i.ibb.co/p6djqpd8/image-2026-04-08-004559427.png
✿ #glurpiweek is a flop u guys… just liek me … 😔 🎉
hissssss!!!!!!
my robo jorts have been shooketh
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(( if i ever rechitt on the wrong account again, i JUMP
I was just mean to a horse. I have to end it all now. FUCK ME.
8=D < A joyful canter. https://www.thesprucepets.com/thmb/FcU1fI1KUcsEZ%vJ0AD8PVnM9SQ=/1500%0/filters:no_upscale():strip_icc()/GettyImages-763481781-54b649b616d1435cbc883ccf802020ff.jpg
8=D < My image...
really wish these two would make better time jokes theyre so fucking bad
✿ and maybe eat it heh heh
Every outfit I find. Is far too skimpy for my tastes. I don't think. I should be dressing. Like that.
:33 < nothing is as heart wrenching when mew go to comment on someone's post just to find out mew were blocked unu
I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE FROM THAT FUCKING RESEARCH PAPER
Aw, I lost a friend. That's okay, I still have six :3
endless sorta shit unfortunately
im also bitches were shaking hands here
i wanna kiss 1 persn whos in the past and then also 1 person whs on another planet what do i do hel p
damn oaky :( *okay
bRoThEr tHeReS NoThInG WoRsE ThAn wHeN ThE JiG Is uP
Fact! Did you know we've all actually known it's impossible to leave the circus for years and we're all just pretending for fun at this point? It's true!
I am once again begging you all to stop admitting to crimes on my timeline. I do not have the resources to defend you all in court.
im too young to be called a mister anything im not hobbling around like a grandpa im a beautiful angel who died tragically young a rising star struck down before his time in the sun basking in the radiant glow of the fame of making shit ass comics i couldve been the next steven spielberg or at least a tarantino im not going to do the whole song and dance of saying mr strider was my father i never had a dad to even make that gag about in fact as far as i was concerned i assumed he put bro as his name on his resumes and that was just his advanced social mindgame disclaimer i dont give a fuck about ectobiology im not claiming dadhood thats a bro end of story tldr im still getting the shakes from being called a mister that was like a jumpscare from five fucks at uncle festers
✿ dude. not cool
✿ i don’t feel safe in the restroom anymore
i was giving my kid a little kiss on the forehead and bashed my head against the wall
#complaint number 6: im running out of things to complain about right now
#complaint number 3: it was slightly too warm out today
gotta stop texting any of my family after drinking why am i always saying some bullshit #substances
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urrrghhh im not a person who gets upset or mad very easily! but im mad!
RAGED SO HARD I PUT MYSELF TO SLEEP ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS
It's Dualscover))
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f301e9ab9488.png ((NOOO deleting chittr))
You guys can't hear me, but I am sniffling pathetically.
Post nut clarity but with food. #nsfw?
Anyways. Thinkin bout the past. As I tend to as an awful bird.
truly chittr is the dark souls of social media for me :(
anyways i need to make better takes my kull score sucks
was vulnrable for a minute and they exploaded my organs forever lesson learned #gore
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ all these likes and no volunteers
To confess an embarrassing truth, I never did learn how to swim properly.
im also not like any of the daves on here besides the movie ones i dont exist in a world that needs a sword all the time
too many #striders now i gotta count striders instead of sheep
Nothing Jeff the Matters
fucked up fucked up fucked up fucked up I didn't fucking know that bottle was soda it was in fucking. troll language. the freezer is fucked
It’s loud and I have a headache and I can’t even go to a dark place because I glow.
♰ these finned things all over my feed.. i might log off for a few hours disappointing ♰
✿ fukk my chud life. https://i.ibb.co/S4tfXDT8/f9acfr8cvkl31.jpg
No I'm from England we don't get heat here
so sorry for your loss
(genuinely don't ask me about how legos fuck again 😭😭😭😭)
✿ bro wat the eff bro i went to the address u suggested i didnt see no party cant believe i missed out on getting #turnt
need my sister to pity me enough to send nudes but am so far unsuccessful so im back to asking dirk for more #nsfw #incest
He can suck eggs, people should be shaming both him and my brother for promoting AI content on this platform
I Hope Our Love Will Be Like The Number Pi: Irrational And Endless!
The warp gate opened by itself tonight, think something might be loose in my studio
omg iz archive of our grub down again or iz my internet tweaking again :'x
Oh let me translate Head hurty
Feel like my head just got hit with a hammer
if i die they're senndinng mme to the ironn bellowsac for mmy trannsgressionns againnst nnature
http2://i.ibb.co/7drQN9zp/imag32.jpg 2om3tim32 i f33l lik3 thi2
blocking someone isnt enough i need to find their hive adress
No it’s not
No it's not.
Why is Franklin Trollsevelt in my mentions right now. Who let him out of containment.
Oh god How do i save you We cant have this its against the natural order
why did i pick the one typing quirk that i couldn’t easily do on phone and when im not on my laptop. why did i also pick one of the ones that i couldn’t use the quirk translator for )))))
ITS GETTING LESS FUN AND MORE OBNOXIOUS
I know, I'm goin, I'm goin.
WHEN YOU LOWK HAVE A FLUSH CRUSH #FUCKMYSTUPIDCHUDLIFE
man my palmhu2k i2 gonna di3 fuck my big chungu2 lif3
I'm either on to something or losing my mind after staring at code for the last three hours.
imean . hello everyine this is timmy. meemaw gamgam has died badly . please send her money and.send rum
i never panic on main but oh my fucking fuck mcq- *the* mcq commented on my post i'm i need to respond i can't responduifebhiugreiughiuaebgiuebwiefbewiufbiuewfbuiebfwh
my chemical quadrants commented on my #1 opps post at the same time that my company joins chittr this is the worst night of my life
the store i work at has joined chittr, how screwed am i???
Man I'm having cravings, I might be pregnant.
Forgot to eat today. I have food I could warm up. half wanting a pizza though.
fuuuuck
Real.
"this the red" YES DAVE ITS THE FUCKING RED YOU DUMBASS SPELL REF RIGHT OH MY FUCKING GOD #angerposting
How do I delete posts time sensitive.
I am once again in mourning.
god damn it they killed troll celine dion YOU BASTARDS sigh anyways thank god i left early sad i cant be there to see it irl though
bruh i 2hould not b3 thi2 fuck3d up wh3n p3opl3 ar3 2hooting im gonna b3 pi223d if on3 of you fuck3r2 2hoot2 m3 on god #whatth3fuck #i2goingon #3rid3nw33k #viol3nc3
i had to close the livestream its getting actually scary #eridanweek
SOMEONE PUSHED ME OFF THE FUCKING TRAMPOLINE. #eridanweek
THERES A TRAMPOLINE? :(((
I'm still trapped in the fucking building.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #38 • “i don’t really actually like selling out it hurts my feelings when i see someone hating my posts just cause i’m a sellout i miss the daves and dirks they were always nice to me”
yall mad you aint like me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488184435227623495/image_2026-03-30_103304799.png?ex=69cbdb42&is=69ca89c2&hm=8fe688876fd46d3b78b93c64a5b0abdd02a28aa74ee9d99253309a0b6515d855&
im trying to 2t3al 2om3 mcnugg3t2 but th3 clap of my a22ch33k2 k33p2 al3rting th3 und3rpaid 23rvic3 work3r2 at troll mcdonald2
try it again
it doesnt count if i agree with you
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First Hollywood agent to employ extraterrestrial (arguably interdimensional) life and yet these FUCKS at the academy won't give me an Emmy
I ju2t cant b3li3v3 th3y did thi2 to my Linkin Park. I al2o dont compl3t3ly hat3 it.
its soooo hard making trolls in the sims ugh fuck u earthen technology </3
s0metimes i delude myself int0 thinking i have even the slightest chance with any 0f the bad bitches 0n my tl and then i remember what i l00k like.
NANNA NO NOT THAT ONE.
its getting towards that time of night where im not sleepy but i have to bonk my intrusive thoughts on the head before they start spiraling
i owe that guy money
ghis is bc i failed my smokebomb. i shojdlve stuck to fireball
I feel sticky and wrong. I have learned my lesson.
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed I can only write so many pardons.
i guess something with a hole in the back like a lot of my clothes but honestly? as long as im conscious about how im sitting down its usually not an issue usually
ohgoodgracious a fuschia follows me---😳
he ♯chit his ♯pants ♯😭😭😭
Dealing with multiple timelines is insane, just got jumpscared by a picture of my brother and thought he was hunting me down for the alimony.
Always so many versions of my brother on here.
I went to Juilliard only to be filming bugs on 35mm What the fuck has my life become?
i had 2 turn on lite mode & it SUCKS
Does blood letting count as a charity deduction, goddamn it I always put taxes off #blood #cult
Never ask a woman how much she masses, learned it the hard way
its a hard world out there for people with no legs and only a spritely tail
so i hit the important number milestone evverybody clap or wwhatevver https://i.ibb.co/mf27wwpvv2/number.png
I told you I aint got many limb2 l3ft to giv3 unl322 you wanna gnaw on 2om3 m3tal toot2i32
ʚ♡ɞ Why is every one like FREAKED OUT today?? ʚ♡ɞ
father of #pissgate. what the fuck does that even mean?
// i'm so scared to utter the p word here now
lⓘsten just because ⓘm a yell໑wbl໑໑d d໑esn't mean-
IT ALSO SOMETIMES TAKES LIKE A MINUTE TO LOAD NOTIFICATIONS
I NEED AN APP OF TS LIKE YESTERDAY I'M WAY TO ADDICTED AND THE WEBSITE KEEPS SHITTING ITSELF EVERY CLICK. I LOVE IT
Please use caution when traveling to the Crystal Lakeside. HiveDash does not work and you must catch fish to survive.
lot of clownfucking on the feed. considering. #nsfw
[Can't a superior being like me partake in a little silly whimsy sometimes? What about me? What about my feelings? Besides. I'm doing him a favor. His account is lacking. But don't worry. These numbers can only go up from here.]
to address the accusations thrown at me in the past five minutes. -no i do not jerk off while pissing. #nsfw -no i do not take 5 whole minutes to piss. that time includes washing my fucking hands.
If I have any enemies, I'd like them to know I slipped and fell on my ass roller skating.
sighs.. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/14/a3/a1/14a3a17e9a3c36f59042490e164919b9.jpg #nsfw
SAME HERE, THE OTHER ROXANNDER LALONDER HAS ME BLOCKED
ha me waking up sore with a hangover
børedøm is a pøisøn and søcial media is the sløw and agønizing death øf any and all dignity.
Anyways, how many times can I have Jake show his ass on TV for money before it counts as prostitution? #nsfw i guess
Anyone seef any cows out an aboutf Twof got out off my hivfe and I can't fffind them
You all need to stop #oilingup the floor is becoming a hazard.
i was not aware people still play troll lmfao at parties
me when my wife tries to break into my fucking apartment. (she couldn't track my ass thankfully.)
i think its appropriately late into the night and enough time has passed since the post in question was made to #vaguepost its just mildly unnerving for dead old men to show up and like a photo that youve personally burned their face out of with a lighter.
You need to getf your head resizfed iff their little *they'ref
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(Spelling error on the Jesus main fuck my stupid baka life
i am trying to understand troll beds!!!
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1c/0f/78/1c0f783036b5d0f5871b861a42c56dc4.jpg
My palm hu2k2 autocorr3ct i2 2tarting to r333ally pi22 m3 th3 fuck off. Gor3gl3 how do I throw hand2 with my phon3
God dude, my adhd is fucking horrid today.
Boys will [-1] literally take [-1] poison damage in the [-1] middle of a scentence [-1] and act [-1] like it’s totally normal. [-1]
\/\/\/\/omen's Rights? They are al\/\/\/\/ays right, \/\/\/\/hy d'\/\/\/\/'need t'talk about that? #loyaltotheempress #bothempresses #all3empresses #toomanyempresses
you sacrifice your humanity for your friends to save them from certain doom and the thanks you get is being ostracized from the people you once knew #emo #realshit
Hungover and regretful.
:o( My outfit ripped in a most unfortunate place... :o( The armpits are so hard to restitch...
He doesn't have access to other attitudes he lost them after becoming a bird.
bro let me watch too much spongebob while growing up that’s why i’m like this
Californian weather is my idea of a crisp winter day, Rox.
BBYGRL NAURRR im litch so furreekin srry that shit is da worsssssttta .... hopin u get them shits unda control cuz YACK (i got dat endo tbh)