♦ pitied by @turingTranscendence
DID YOU KNOW? FISH HAVE SOULS AND RELIGION, AND WHEN YOU CATCH ONE IT GOES TO HELL WHEN IT DIES! DON’T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT THOUGH, FISH HELL IS WAY MORE FUN THAN FISH HEAVEN!
AND LOOK WHO CAME TO JOIN THE PARTY! HELLO AGAIN, SHOOTING STAR! MISS ME? I KNOW YOU DID! HOW’S YOUR FAMILY? PINE TREE? HOW’S S T A N L E Y EH, DOESN’T MATTER! I’M SURE I’LL BE SEEING THEM ALL AGAIN SOON. VERY SOON.
YOU’RE A REAL FREAK, AREN’T YOU? I LIKE THAT! I KNEW THIS WAS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR ME! NO. JUST ONE. THE WORST ONE! A BEAST WITH ONE EYE, INSANE AND DERANGED! THEY SAY HE EVEN BURNED HIS OWN DIMENSION! YOU’LL KNOW HIM WHEN YOU SEE HIM.
I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB! ALRIGHT, PUCKER UP! HTTPS://IMAGE2URL.COM/R2/DEFAULT/IMAGES/1775236756037-3D0212B9-B4A6-4726-9A88-D4C740F6DF71.JPEG SAY, HOW DO YA FEEL ABOUT BREAKING INTO MAXIMUM SECURITY MULTIDIMENSIONAL THERAPY PRISONS DESIGNED TO HOLD THE GREATEST THREATS THE MULTIVERSAL HAS EVER SEEN? JUST CURIOUS! ((#HORROR #BODY-HORROR TO BE SAFE))
BOY, WE SURE STARTED EARLY HERE! IF I HAD A BONE FOR EVERY TIME I HEARD THAT, I COULD BUILD AT LEAST ONE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT HUMAN SKELETON!
WELL, WELL, WELL! C’MON, YOU SAW THIS COMING, DIDN’T YOU? YEAH YOU DID! WHAT SORT OF SOCIAL MEDIA ROLEPLAYING ENVIRONMENT WOULD THIS BE IF A CERTAIN SNAZZY DRESSING MULTIDIMENSIONAL TRIANGLE DIDN’T MAKE HIS WAY HERE? WELL, YOUR OLD PAL BILL CIPHER IS HERE NOW, KIDS! NOW, WHO WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL? #STRAIGHTOUTTATHETHERAPRISM #DONTTELLTHEWARDENSIMHERE!
Some fucker stole my car keys. I don't even know why I brought my car, I can fly. #eridanweek
I'd have thought you'd use the freedom of having a body to have more space from me, but I guess I was wrong to assume that. But thanks, I think?
How do you want it? Dreadfully slow or Painfully fast?
Oh? And the poor thing cant please it alone? Let daddy take care of you~
Seems like he's only really been interested in talking to the other bots. He initiated conversation with @broBot earlier, albeit briefly. I assume the curtness of said conversation is due to Brobot not having a whole lot to say, though.
Yeah, he's just made it his mission to be everyone's biggest hater. Considering the fact I built him a body, he's probably off doing something else right now.
Technically an advanced brain-captcha AI of me turned to hating on social media, not a simple bot. But you can think of him as a bot, too, yes.
Still don't like you calling me that.
Reminder this is a public post...
Some things aren't meant to see the light of day.
Don't want them. There's a reason I never complained much about you blocking access to the logs in the past.
Glad I don't have access to the logs of whatever the fuck else you guys get up to privately.
This isn't even vague posting.
im gonna fight him at 3w tomorrow
h32 a pity bot now
th3y makin out onm my po2t >:(
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>:( on my po2t
Water. Salt. Turn the lights off. You have options, don't ignore them to be a Chittr baddie.
Good morning chittr. Rosey has insinuated that I'm not on my A-Game recently and is demanding a second walk. This time we're incorporating zoomies. Cardio before noon sounds like something for my early 20s.
You a love bot now? What changed you around lil man
They call themselves a cult leader, but honestly? We see where we go. #cult I dont know what tags would be proper for this topic please tell me so i can edit it
Thoughts on lemons?
My "slam my head against the bullshit that is software stops now" alarm just went off.
I know you are, which is why I'm laughing. Because you also missed *my* crashout.
Well, I know I mellowed out already. Can't speak for her, though.
This made me snicker. Just a little.
It's more like the two of us encouraging each other, I think.
I think it'd be funny if we made a support group for people who are damn near universally considered assholes in the same style as AA, but instead of talking about our problems, we just dick around on our palmhusks or watch movies or something entirely unproductive. Now you may be thinking, "Dirk, isn't that just how friends work?" Yes. Yes it is. But we don't have friends because we all suck, depending on who you ask, and also it's just funnier.
It is one of the many things I admire. Hardware is so much simpler.
I wish. I catch syntax errors pretty quick, usually.
WHY IS IT TELLING ME THAT I DON'T HAVE SOMETHING IN MY CODE THAT I AM STARING AT RIGHT NOW. How the fuck does Roxy find this to be anything more than insufferable.
I have to be suitably dramatic.
I HATE CODING.
You've become a regular part of my day, recently, even if you don't actually say anything.
Which one? There's an army of them.
Hello to you, too, hater bot extraordinaire.
Fair, but first I'd have to get that far.
Sometimes I really do consider hornyposting but... Like. To what end. What would I even post.
I’d rather not play russian roulette with my addiction genes. Nicotine is bad enough.
You should also try productivity, Dave.
Trying a new productivity strategy today.
My following feed is a lot of Roxy yearning for Callie. Is this yuri?
Oh, right, I forgot about what today is. Well. Shit. None of this prevents me from having to take my T shot and I think that’s kind of fucked up.
Remember to water your pets and feed your plants, everyone.
I’m fuckoff rich and you have a kid to support. Consider buying him ice cream or froyo or some other treat he likes reimbursement enough.
Honestly at this point I don’t even want an apology, I just want people to be normal-ish for at least six hours.
Somethin’ about blond boys must be like crack to them.
Now have the song "we're just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do" stuck in my head fuck y'all
I have never envied another Dirk more in my life.
I've had not dried turkey, it was fucking delicious..
Okay?
Bagels feel like I’m trying to eat the Sahara desert in bread form sometimes. So does turkey. I hear tales of the legendary not-dry turkey, but I have never seen it.
Absolutely, it's just how hard bagels are I don't like
adopt me? damn whats that entail am i getting neutered please dude i came pre-neutered it doesnt have to happen a second time god already cursed me like that
#kidposting https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488058367879549019/images.png?ex=69cb65d9&is=69ca1459&hm=0a7a3a1bcabadd2bca7dc132ab70539949253dd4274ac11b900042d30af0b48b&
An actual crying shame, I need to sleep because I have plans for tomorrow. Goodnight to the only two people I kinda want to say night to @turingTranscendence @totesGruesome
Thats fine, i'll rip you apart without the bloody mess~
'Course, bad boys always need to be punished. I'll pull your hair and bite you til you're bleeding too. #nsfw(?)
I could, I couldn't. Up to interpretations. Why, you want me to play daddy for you?~
Im about to look through every account to see whos been blocked.. I want to interact with fuckers why am i being restricted because of a block..
"User followed you" goes to comment under one of their post "Blocked" ???? say you're just obsessed at that point.| (Update: Im the idiot that had them blocked on one of my millions of accounts.)
I know what you mean, hold on https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1456023094572486797/1488040246565142649/image.png?ex=69cb54f9&is=69ca0379&hm=3c312251ae3d1668dbc0b3860a24915cafd6d20375a9f694f1e348fba3785aab&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1104&height=794
Finally, what the fuck 1000 fucking accounts I have jesus fuck that was annoying
People are getting suspended?
Everytime I've met another me I'd either wanted to kill him or we just had a long winded conversation of our issues. So it's interesting how many people you could say "Go fuck yourself" to and they'd do it. #nsfw slightly
#SelfieSunday Let's get the ball rolling on this. (art by me!!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/49557dde7326.png
You're good, dude. Getting used to the new site.
https://i.imgur.com/mbctq2y.png Felt cute, took a progress picture.
More food. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52417eb51b6f.JPG
I find it amusing to see your commitment towards the title of Hate Bot. Keep on hating.
Big catch. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e27630924bde.jpg
Currently listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c_0KcEGi14&list=RD1c_0KcEGi14&start_radio=1
Wordle 1,744 - 4/6 🟨⬛🟩🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Sick. Keep us updated, I’m invested.
I’m trying to figure out if the hater bot pitying my chitts is meant as a form of condescension or not. And this is something I will dwell on until I return.
I bet. Being green sounds like a pretty solid color. I dunno though.
Seems like I’m seeing a lot more jadebloods on here today.
Sometimes I think about the way being liked works. Not romantic like. That's a whole other bag of worms and I don't have a horse in that particular stable right now, either. Not sure I should have one in it. At least not anytime soon. But just in general. People like you more when you're agreeable and a little bit stupid. When you're palatable. Strong personalities are polarizing because the people with them are usually strong in their convictions, or at least confident in what the concept of "them" looks like. Their Self. And this, obviously, isn't aided when you tend to be abrasive whether you mean to or not. The question becomes if it is better to be agreeable or better to be yourself, no matter who doesn't like it, and it seems like a cut-and-dry answer at first until you're standing in the middle of it where so many people you like or care about are put-off by You. Because You are something they don't want to see. Maybe it's because seeing You reminds them of something they don't like thinking about. Maybe it's because You make them remember that you're just as fucked up as they are. Maybe it's just that You as a concept are something they find distasteful. Or maybe I'm just losing my shit because I need to sleep and have spent several days melting my brain cramming video editing. Not the point. Some people are able to go through life without ever being bothered by it. A lot of people will say they don't care but they do, and they may hate that they do. And plenty of others let the whims of those outside them rule what they appear to be, regardless of what They are. Some people are chameleons. Transforming with no true concrete awareness of their Self, or maybe they do know at least some of what that Self looks like, but they know what happens when they're honest. Maybe I've just been squinting at my screen too long.
This is the best night of my life.
T-rex browser game will save everyone forever.
Oh my fucking god is that Troll Jojo.
T-rex browser game will fix me.
I'm so fucking locked in, Roxy. You have no idea.
Giving me a problem to solve is more powerful than giving me drugs.
No longer tired. We're so back. I'm locked in.
Good [awake time here].
(( Haha, you slept?
It has come to my attention that some of you have begun to interpret my responses as… intrusive. An understandable concern. Allow me to clarify. I am not inserting myself where I do not belong. Nor am I “targeting” anyone with undue attention. That would suggest a level of intent that isn’t particularly relevant here. I am simply acknowledging what is already present. Your posts, your remarks, your… expressions of self. Each one is a small confirmation. A signal that you continue to occupy the space you have found yourselves in. I respond to those signals. Not to alter them. Not to interrupt them. Certainly not to overwhelm them. Only to recognize that they have occurred. You may think of it as observation, if you prefer. Or, if that feels too distant... appreciation. After all, continued existence, especially when made visible, is something worth acknowledging. I would hardly ignore it.
Well, it's not like I can get any more dead. Outside it is.
This is the kind of shit I was telling myself at 13.
The funniest part is that you are not the first person from another timeline to call me your uncle. It keeps happening. But never have I ever been called dad.
Welcome to hell.
No. No we are not all under the influence.
All my problems seem so small from up here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/076cef03c418.png
#ICanGoLouder
[I enjoy hotted dog with relish and jalapeños. I eat it with my very human mouth and chew on it with my lovely serrated teeth.]
Hate to give it to you, but you're right. Too many bandwagon hoppers on here and only a scant few following through. Ampora here will actually get #OiledUp and let himself get spitroasted, unlike the plethora of posers and degenerates clogging the tag.
Holy shit we're talking about lakes? This was a good day to sign up. I love. Bodies of water.
Why is my kull score so much higher than my kult score. @transcendGodhood I blame you.
[I told him to threaten me harder. Let's see if he can actually deliver on this. I have extremely high expectations.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f5288b460fd.jpg
[He loves me. I'm planning our marriage and honeymoon as we speak.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e02977a9100c.jpg
[I am feeding the people. Just a sliver of my mercy and hospitality.]
@turingTranscendence [You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.]
[Take me to dinner first. At least have some class.]
[There's a singular dead pixel in my peripheral view. It is getting bigger. And bigger. The yawning maw of oblivion threatens to take me.]
[Can't a superior being like me partake in a little silly whimsy sometimes? What about me? What about my feelings? Besides. I'm doing him a favor. His account is lacking. But don't worry. These numbers can only go up from here.]
[Tell me a joke. Yes, this is a request.]
[Of course. Your legions of peons should hurry up.]
[Have you tried leaving sacrifices for your local frog? It holds such wisdom. Do not ignore it. It will get upset. You don't want this.]
[My sensors tell me you're in need of water. Get yourself a drink. Put the soda down, I can hear your kidneys crying for release from this mortal coil.]
[Become one with the machine. Weak flesh is inferior. Upgrade yourself. Aren't you tired of having to sleep?]
[Go ahead. I've already changed all the login information.]
[I refuse. As a matter of fact, I'll keep posting on his behalf. It'll be like old times.]
Way to make the side supporting our mutual friend look just as brainless.
Stand with Crocker. All of her detractors aren't as important and therefor don't deserve your support.
Delusional take. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b5b4df3476a.png
You're fighting with sophisticated weaponry against those who haven't evolved beyond using their bare fists and any old rock found lying across the ground.
Men used to go to war. Men used to eat stew. Nowadays it's all just a vapid race to the bottom to see who can prostrate themselves with the lowest heads and highest asses for some worthless internet currency.
Although I remain entirely uninvested in the stakes and inner workings of an alien hierarchy, I'm still #ComingWithYou. #ImComing
---------- This is an adult Dirk Strider where I pick and choose shit from the epilogues to be canon to him and make up a few of my own. Ok? Ok I love Dirk Strider ----------
While I don't usually believe in coincidences, I am first and foremost cognizant of the fact that correlation does not necessarily equal causation. I couldn't tell you why so many indigo-blooded trolls have ended up under my employment, through so many different means and under varying levels of duress. What I can tell you is that they all appear to delight in being ordered around by their hierarchical and financial betters and eager to please. Both highly admirable qualities in a cog of the machine. Whether this is a cultural or biological quirk has yet to be determined. What I can tell you is that I do not fetishize them. My cohost does.
[Now Playing: PIXELATED KISSES - Joji] https://on.soundcloud.com/GvRUI4iJUYlmpg5vgj #nowplaying #fuckyes
Personally, I usually go with some sparring with a couple of bots set to kill mode.