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@turntechCyberstan
HEART. STEEL.

Best potato chip f/avor. Discuss.

gonna start culling people who say they wanna replace meenah as president

i gotta be reel with you all im naut investing in #mpreg research

-I- don't want to sound crazy but -I- heard someth-i-ng on that vent... https://f-i--l-e.garden/aKtw0BW1zTw7wuDZ/sus.g-i-f

X In other news: Have you ever wanted to see cool new places and fight against the powers that be? Join the Callie Mallie Chittr Militia today! #violence x

X Hello. I’m here with some sad news ladies, gents, and everything in between Due to the recent events on Earth C Callie Mallie Entertainment will be pulling all assets and investments from Earth C. This includes but is not limited to: The Callie Mallie Mega Factory Complex The CME distillery The CME HRT facilities The CME Stimulant production facilities The CME Cannabis Production Facilities And the CME Void Rot Therapy Clinic You may continue ordering your prescriptions online should you be affected by this, sorry. #meenahcoup x
i already miss trollbama i want him back as prez already

I thank you all for pitying my last Chit. However, I would like to remind you I am no longer leader. This is all, quite literally, entirely no longer my problem. It is so not my problem that I am currently inquiring if any individuals are capable of bringing me to Earth-D to enjoy my retirement to the fullest. I wouldn’t say it’s insider trading to tell you all that two major investors have since pulled funding (they erroneously emailed the documents to myself, and not the “current” President). It WOULD be a major problem, however it is no longer mine to have. GOOD LUCK! Your former President, Barak Trollbama :3
1 W0ULD SERVE CRACK C0CA1NE BEEF0RE 1 W0ULD SERVE MEENAH. #SUBSTANCE

tick tock

Who the fuck actually likes "Sauerkraut"?
Gog someone please cull him or put them on estrogen, they fucking need it ::::(

By the by. Watched a movie with a heap of Alternian trolls and a SINGULAR HUMAN BABY appeared on-screen. They all lost their minds retching and gagging.

I LOVE #DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!
Fun fact: it turns out that there's actually a human version of the classic swyitt berouh and hellla jephue comics. It's called "sweet bro and hella jeff"






