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:33< *the mighty huntress blows all of mew a big kiss*
call me dwayne johnson the way i be the rocking it
I regret g9ing t9 #mem9space. Tw9 Eridans. Tw9 S9lluxs... TW9 DAVES.... It's stressing me 9ut.
It's our fucking city and you're inviting the riff raff. Eat my whole ass.
i have been awaken from the cryo sleep once more what is à la of ga everyone posts about
I Would Like To Apologize To Casper In Advance.
whatever, i’m using these soporifics. i’m not dealing with stuff today! #su8stance
TW: #vi9lence I am c9ncerned with all the idealizati9n 9f "gru6 murder" 9n the timeline.
MOD MESSAGE ((We have a minecraft server now! Check the discord for it!))
man kar over there got me hella interested in doin whatever the hell hes got goin on with that other him idk what its called but like imagine me and another me dude i think thatd be sick as fuck caw anyways just having #nestthoughts theyre like shower thoughts but when youre a bird and youre nesting send chitt
You wanna talk that shit, time to 8ack it up 'Cause the 8est of your 8est 8n't good enough (Oh) Playing with my name, now I know you really fucked up Keep running your mouth and I'ma call your 8luff You will never know, it's the price I pay Look into my eyes, we are not the same Yeah, this is where you fall apart (Fall apart) Yeah, this is where you 8r8k 'Cause I'm in control and you'll know my name 'Cause I gave my life, gave it everything Yeah, this is where you fall apart (Fall apart) Yeah, this is where you 8r8k (Where you 8r8k) To every8ody who dou8ted (Who dou8ted) Get on your knees and— #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/track/5qD3Qv8Wu3r5uRD0DahcZy
I love rechitting shitposts everyone is funnier than me.
#lordpresident #englishbama is this anything
I LOVE #DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!
yo whats up chittr, currently ordering some pizza if anyone wants a slice only one though otherwise ill cut you up and use you as a pizza topping hannibal lecter style
Breaking news: fork found in bathroom. What's it doing there?
Okay, I made another self-portrait. i think the bottom part is good, while the head is weird, now. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-05-01_232845789.png
yeah thats right buoy hit that hate react good buoy
ok so / emergency / i hired a troll / to make an album cover / for strife prodigy / but they got culled / and have all the caegar i can afford to spend / so i'm gonna be kinda selfish / the person who makes / the best album cover / for my next album / with a 7 night deadline / gets a custom badge / it'll be decided on by vote / in the discord / also / no nsfw / please the punk rock album is called strife prodigy / you can submit in this thread / sorry for not clarifying setting up voting / good luck everyone
i’m awake and feeling marginally more alive did i miss anything important
Made my own version of this "hemospectrum tier list" thing. share your thoughts! https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-16_193238048.png
How i feel after eating delicious yummy fruits and vegetables that are good and yummy: https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-16_205947385.png
too tired to write / i wanna write too much to sleep though
1000+ kult and kull. thanks guys preciate it
Sometimes I wish bisexuals had A Word like gay girls do. There's something so delightful about the term "lesbian", but, alas, I remain deeply attracted to men!
What I do to get swooned over by women for?! What the mothafuck??
The fact that this website functions smoothly now somehow feels wrong. Like the idea that this place is normal and without issue is a great deception about the true nature of its users and contents.
While we're all coming back from this crazy downtime, consider buying my arte @ uww.remelefinearte.co
I think you're mistaken. my name is gagmzee makaroni. Who's gamzee?
Apparently two people are mad that i'm on chittr. i have no idea why. What's wrong with me?
Fun fact: it turns out that there's actually a human version of the classic swyitt berouh and hellla jephue comics. It's called "sweet bro and hella jeff"
on everyone's souLs the servers won't actuaLLy go down
sLeeping on the couch high. about to experience the craziest nightmares in aLL of aLternia
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feeling cuddly / i wanna hug people / really bad
i don't know where earth c is or what it's like / but there's cool people there / so maybe i should do a show
the tabloids have been leaving me alone lately / it's nice / but it's worrying / i'm really grateful for my popularity / and i don't wanna lose it
Do you realize how badly you must flub a social interaction to make ME the wokeJane. Genuine congratulations to that hot mess as she plummets from the rankings.
I Promise I Am Not A Chaser Its Just A Bizarre And Hilarious Series Of Coincidences That Every Lover Of Mine Has Been A Trans Girl Or An Alien With A Different Relationship To Gender That Considers Herself Metaphysically Trans Girl Aligned
can i catch a goddamned break? jesus. #vaguePosting
just saw a ufo pick up some random bronze bLood and fLy away #what
thinnkinng of a lot of nnice people. there are manny nnice people. that makes me smile.
:33< "nepetas little buddy" :33< yeah i have one or two of those
// It's come to my attention that people are having a hard time with QUIRKS on this website! As a mituna writer, his quirk is hard to read if you have a reading disability or any visual disability https://64.media.tumblr.com/324c3b7fbf4f393424d8f2fc6b2fb094/b89e44cc8a09b737-b3/s500x750/741ea1dc297463ecb5999e69102cd5e845a63085.png It's probably because it's the last button, but there is an UNQUIRK button for quirks, and it helps a ton to read difficult posts! I've heard a few fantroll writers get unwarranted hate OOC because of their characters' quirk!! Also! If you have a quirk, please use the input system in the character settings on your profile to put your quirk there for people (like me) who need the extra leg up on quirks! Remember to separate IC from OOC. These are Barbies played by VERY REAL PEOPLE!
Actually I take back what I just said in a thread. Vriska is doing an absolutely terrible job as a mother. She's barely even doing anything herself, just leaving it all to June! I know she didn't have a very good role model, but we've literally seen trolls doing better, I don't think she can use her species as an excuse!
all my haters become graters when i obtain the curdled moobeastliquid product of success
i’ll give the humans one thing being able to call someone “gay” is a great invention
I keep pressing t)(e pitc)( reaction on t)(ings by accident. I'm saury! I don't mean to. 38P
@inquisitiveScribbler //i like this clown thank you for the clown :] i hope i drew him properly https://64.media.tumblr.com/dc4c1aaa8bfde0b50bcd847aec967b67/5b1901856ddda8c6-7b/s1280x1920/48b9be2182e77e5b4dc2264c2f64f8647a556668.png
ocray baitween nice au crockerbeach and this now im gettin confused an complicated in the pan
I won't pretend I'm perfect; I've been called out on more than one occasion for unrealizingly holding bigoted views. But I try to work through them when they're pointed out to me, I make SURE I don't repeat myself, and I certainly don't think I have any place to dictate how the government treats trolls! I leave that to sensible folks like Karkat and Feferi, for whom I have the UTMOST respect!
Speaking of the so-called "Alpha Earth C", I really have to shake my head so everybody knows I disapprove of my alt there. Did we learn nothing from the original CrockerCorp? From the absolute EVIL of our great-grandmother? And the less said about her personal relationships, the better. I'm terribly sorry, because I'm sure she isn't.
Heya, Chitter, so nice to meet all of you!~ Nya!~
Oh, big mood.
@mothkingEloth //starting to see a correlation between baristas and being unhinged. good for her. https://64.media.tumblr.com/e894015083b4a7a5fcc6b2cf12dcf02d/5b1901856ddda8c6-c9/s1280x1920/ffdea2a36aa54d0a29827bb4b76addbfbafea5e9.png
been offline as fuck just doing my own thing and the first thing i see is we're dipping lowbloods in acid rain puddles #violence #gore ish
Like this chit and I'll artificially extend the lifespan or whatever grumpy cat cultural equivalent or shiba inu in a pair of glasses goes most viral on the internet this month. You want Lusus Moo Deng to live forever? Show me how badly.
Someone came up to me and askede me: "Are you Troll Picasso?" No, I'm Remele. Troll Picasso is a fraude.
hm well i see one version of me is doing awesome and another absolutely fucking terrible the duality of daves
Oooocray, good nig)(t, C)(ittr! I leave you wit)( Lindsey Stirling. 38) #nowplaying )(ttps://youtu.be/)(0oclM1Yw2A?si=WyqXpwo-BuMdtKZM
I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-04-14%20233102.png?v=1776223879714
president obama is everything okay??????
all i’m gonna say is when this site inevitably gets combed for criminal posting activity i’m getting out of here scot free and some of you are not
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OH. OH NO.
ily striders https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50bfbfd0d2f5.png
ultra-masculine wwhitegirl music playlist for VVR flarp wwith the boys
Im going to risk getting culled for this The leaked chatlog among marvus and some other highbloods including some normal folk Many questions asked One question answered by Marvus " Zebruh can go back to the sludge, Nihkke is not my style. I'd pick Galekh out of the lot, dont mind how he is but I would let him [redacted] me allover the desk, probably a bit of rough play too if he likes that a bit more of [redacted], [redacted] and so on." - Marvus Xoloto
I HAVE NOT SPOKEN WITH HIM IN SOME SWEEPS AND I AM DISAPPOINTED TO SEE SOMEONE WHO I THOUGHT HAD PERHAPS BEEN ON THE CORRECT PATH TO DEDICATED WORK SQUANDER HIS SPONGE ON SUCH THINGS AS TORTURE SIMULATIONS FRANKLY IT IS AN OFFENSE TO SOME OF OUR HIGHER BLOODED SUPERIORS TO MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE TRUE ART OF KEEPING A PAINTING LOWBLOOD IN ONE'S HIVE MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS ONLY OUTWEIGHED BY CONCERN FOR HIS CONTINUED LIVELIHOOD IF HE CONTINUES TO KEEP THIS UP #FREEHIM
free tagoras painting gobLin #freehim
its not ovver yet youre so young eri youre only thirteen eri yeah wwell say that to my fuckin hairline
Getting pushback from somebody for liking their post. Why did you post it, then.
i love it when another dave gets shitfaced but he keeps posting like god bless our chittr troops also its funny as fuck none of you are getting that from me im throwing my phone into the sea before you get me to drunk chit #substance
123 of you online and not one of you is posting anything work looking at. ::::/
Okay, unironically? My last reply to Vriska made me consider what it would be like if I were a pirate. By this I mean space or sea, not media piracy. I already do that. And I won’t lie. I think it’d be pretty cool. Especially space. I’m a fucking engineer, give me two weeks to learn that ship inside and out and I’ll make the damn thing my bitch.
doesnt matter how long ive been a sprite i can always find a sprite thing to complain about
fOR BEING A CHILDREN'S SERIES, lEGATE uNDERGARMENTS WAS, eXCEEDINGLY VIOLENT, aND i MEAN, tHAT IS THE NORM FOR, eARLY READERS, iLLUSTRATED CHAPTER BOOKS BUT, tHE fLIP-O-RAMA SECTIONS WERE, JUST GRATUITOUS, tHEY GAVE ME DAYMARES,,, wHAT A GOOD, sERIES!
[[ Literally woke up not too long ago and I'm already misreading things, thanks eyes. ]]
what do you guys think of my new rap ... im not posting the lyrics online i dont want anyone to steal it. but what do you think.
if one more person mentions hamsters in my dms i'm gonna seriously crash the fuck out i dont get beat up for nothing
I FUCKING HATE YOU.
I Will Be Fully Sober And Coherent For The Next Round Of Pictures. I Have To Make Sure I Show Off The New Bruises Just Right. #nsfw
https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_5787.png
You know what.
I SEE Y0U ARE ALL FL0CKING T0 ME. LIKE A HERD 0F RAMBEASTS. THIS IS G00D. Y0U WILL BE MY CULT 0F “CUEBALL HEADED FUCKER” MURDERERS.
efin to someone impartial to megidos pike me this is gettin ridiculous
There's a lo+t o+f peo+ple here who+ have o+ther versio+ns o+f themselves here but there's a few who+ have a lo+t o+f o+ther versio+ns here and I can't figure o+ut why tho+se e|x|act few are so+ numero+us
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! IF YOU GET A HEADACHE FOR NO REASON AND YOU START TO FEEL REALLY TIRED MAYBE YOU NEED TO DRINK WATER! WATER STOPS YOU FROM DYING ITS VITAL!!! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION DRIP TIP NATION IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!
I am still working on exploding a cueball motherfucker. It will be a bit.
Whoa. I just saw a really important image.
Y'ALL DONT THINK @newsPaper IS PAID PROPAGANDA AND FUCKING @spadesSlick HAS 20% SHARE IN ITS BUSINESS??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2799d72a434.png
I Get So Tilted At The Towers
Breaking news! Reportedly user @itChy thinks only WEAK people DONT use slurs! Proof https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/Screenshot_20260413-220438.png He loves slurs! Stay tuned
I Didn't Even Do Anything Wrong. Why Are You Doing This To Me. https://file.garden/y2lswzodi23qppvi/cranky%20hate.png ~ Geh Heh Heh!
((Hi for the record unless someone volunteers (not pressuring or obligating just noting) it will probably be a minute before any Damara/Handmaid from this Doc’s timeline shows up, later tonight at earliest and tomorrow at latest. this was fun thank you all for bullying me <3
Wow! The People On Chittr Like Me! Crazy. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/n3nmhQGEY9vkCXdE5au8eKyPSCg=/28x15:2022x1137/960x540/media/img/mt/2018/04/RTRS0M7/original.jpg
https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260413-214349.png he hates woman and neurodivergent people? #itchytheincel #itchyableist
Cranky.
Ts ain't tuff bro, you can type like everyone else YEAH!!
:33< y3333333333sss!!!
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Why don't we just cull this guy? #letherchitt
nØw i dØnt have tØ tØrture him. because this trend will. yay. happy day fØr me.
Is this the site I've 8een hearing so much a8out? And no8ody ever told me you were all on it???????? Well, no 8iggie. Totally not upset a8out 8eing excluded or anything, hahahahahahahaha! Why even 8other talking a8out it? Let's just all agree to forget that egregious oversight 8ecause it doesn't matter anymore! I'm here now. Deal with it! Aaaaaaaanyways, you should all 8e gr8ful for it 8ecause I'm a8out to make this lousy site at least 88x 8etter with my contri8utions. ::::)
⚠︎☢︎⚠︎ INSERT; ☣︎h, wh☣︎☣︎ps, I've s𐕣ayed up 𐕣☣︎☣︎ l☣︎ng 𐕣☣︎day, 𐕣ime 𐕣☣︎ sleep ඞ bu𐕣 bef☣︎re I g☣︎, ge𐕣𐕣ing in ☣︎n 𐕣he 𐕣rend! #le𐕣herchi𐕣𐕣:END CONNECT ⚠︎☢︎⚠︎
cant even go to the movies cause i #glow too much for a theaters shitty ass projector
//https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912150210334031955/1493418154368565389/image.png?ex=69dee58a&is=69dd940a&hm=4d27d50185aa09ccc4c178abe13a4668ba46e4e54fd3630763f93480d5fe723d enjoy a picture i drew of eridan forever ago with his hair down))
Glub. #glubposting
You should all 8e thanking me for the fact that I am stalwartly resisting the urge every fucking night to educ8 you all what good music sounds like. I could 8e soooooooo much more annoying than I already am.
My pan is alight with complicated thoughts and feelings I have no way to properly rationalize, let alone put to words. I wish to be vague on details, but needless to say it is making my training more difficult, as I find it hard to focus on the punching bag ahead of me when every thought seems to want to drift to something else. This is unacceptable when I am attempting to master trying not to punch a hole through the bag, and I have gone through a total of four tonight already.
:33 < having a cuppa :33c https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0b/9f/da/0b9fdac64f1770e4ca19e228df92e336.jpg
fucKed up in the crib Zippin dr perKy fucKed up in the crib eatin oKi-doKiZ fucKed up in the crib Zippin dr bob fucKed up in the crib eatin Kat-KotZ fucKed up in the crib playin wiwi fucKed up in the crib eatin cream-betweenZ fucKed up in the crib and im playin um fucKed up in the crib goin goin dumb fucKed up in the crib eatin detoZ fucKed up in the crib uZin binbowZ fucKed up in the crib eatin criZpy rice fucKed up in the crib and im Zippin nice fucKed up in the crib eatin criZpy rice treatZ fucKed up in the crib Zippin johnZ daphne fucKed up in the crib Zippin hella red ball fucKed up in the crib eatin toaZter tartZ fucKed up in the crib playin fony fucKed up in the crib eatin tootie-frutieZ fucKed up in the crib eatin Zolar flaKeZ fucKed up in the crib rocKin uZ pa fucKed up in the crib eatin criZp crunch fucKed up in the crib playin polyZtation fucKed up in the crib rocKin dolce & banana fucKed up in the crib eatin panburger partner fucKed up in the crib watchin jaKe & droZh fucKed up in the crib Zippin mtn froZt fucKed up in the crib eatin cheddar cheeZe guppieZ fucKed up in the crib rocKin calvim Klain and guchi #lyricpoZting
#letherchitt #bandocscratch
faygo kinda slaps though not gonna lie
Once again, I believe it is time to share with you all this important reminder: all your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. All your friends hating you is statistically impossible, and you are not that special. Consider also eating a green vegetable.
https://i.postimg.cc/T1x3764R/Untitled242-20260413200721.png suns risin soon
i thinK troll columbo could Zolve the troll Kira murderZ btw no one doeZ it liKe him
Can't fathom the idea of someone thinking I 'have too much hair' when I'm literally SO pretty.
<3 ((Artist: goticamarey @ tumblr)) https://i.imgur.com/d5Z8TVY.png
Clowns are an important part of the ecosystem.
"Highblood pride" doesn't exist btw. You're not permitted to be prideful of something which empowers you for simply being.
It's now official. I have been graced by an Ampora. Am I cringe, chat?
wwwwe all have that one cowwwworker wwwwho's gonna die in the glue trap
Oh, hey, hate bot. Good to see you again.
#n0vwplaying NEW MAGIC WAND - Tyler the creator https://0pen.sp0tify.c0m/track/0fvw2KH6hac06J86h8UTcSf?si=68e27a88d778458d
> t0day's date feels 0dd. 1 can't expla1n why.
crisis averted lets fuckin go another win for me
If a cat catted a cat then cat cat’s the catted cat in the cat while catting will cat the nOt catted cat, sO then they rr catted cats catting in cats #cattin it up
I Love The Various Hoofbeasts On My Feed.
!!ALL HANDS ALERT!! Recent Rumours have crossed my desk (a Nice folding table from Tollkea, thanks to the bumbling oaf in office who #Doesnotpayhistaxesontime) that I have been liking 'Thirst Trap' images. These rumours are Untrue, a Redblood Intern had acces to my account, and has been swiftly executed for the crime. -The Office of GWB
C:~ It can be bit of a bore here now and then.< https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118335890_eAuhiWfpsOYOApV.jpg #substances<
my #fuckmarrykill list but using pics of my friends alts because i dont want them to think im weird #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9ffe315c2cd.png
Am i currently being hunted doown like a wild beast oor it's just my anxiety levels after 4 energy drinks
holy shit its troll invincible
Karaoke time. What are YOU singing? Comment below.
post #rankbait
when the seadweller baddie sends you their gill pics https://i.postimg.cc/g2k1zcJt/woah.png #nsfw
Holy shit, I look away from the site for a few hours to do some drawing, and then the second I come back absolutely everyone’s out here hornyposting?? alright! Good 4 you guys
[[ If Demoness hates your post it's her way of showing she "likes" you since all she can feel is hatred. ]]
if we say "NINJA GO!!" before popping spinjitzu in the realm of ninjago would people in like the never realm scream "NEVER REALM!!" before popping spinjitzu?
"comment would on ihs post" https://media.tenor.com/I4BfKP3AgYsAAAAM/green-goblin-green-goblin-mask.gif
THIS WEBSITE LOVE IT'S HUMILIATION RITUALS.
WHEN WILL TROLL WILL SMITH MAKE A CHITTR? THE FANS ARE CALLING.
I JOIN THIS SITE JUST FOR THE FIRST THING I SEE BEING @TURNEDTABLES CALLIMG A BLUNT I ROLLED BLUE CHEESE. #SUBSTANCE
how come i aint had no crazy adventures with slenderman when do i get to collect sum pages
karkat literally came on here and started hating on my shit dude wtf
you aint subjugulating my ass
their name is cosete. they fucking bite like crazy. ((ooc: art is a bit lazy and the head is to big but cro's kid)) https://64.media.tumblr.com/dc98b57ff2dff9da20108f5fcfd2b774/d81b7410ca4467f8-91/s1280x1920/63803851edf4de07ddf767f1d25a8a3bf55a0baf.png
...its a bit weird dating a highb𝓁ood. i went from a jade with not much standing to... hm, how to put this? having 'scary barkbeast privi𝓁ege'? im not comp𝓁aining, but its odd to think about
look i’m not saying this app was a desert before i got here but the humidity just spiked about forty percent because the funk has officially entered the building.
nno worries. i follow the moonn. annd ill finnd the wild.
The Youth are threatening to post Pits on Maine.
i thinnk im lost. i walked away. annd nnow im inn midtownn subgrubia.
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers #lyrichour
[|87 :: Go;n to be offl;ne for a b;t. 1 have some very ;mportant surger;es to conduct. H;gh pay;n cl;ents are l;n;n up. [|;7
A real troll.
dont talk to me unless you wwere also swwallowwed wwhole by a fuckin sky levviathan today leadin you on a epic and arduous journey through its acid laden guts until crawwlin my wway out of the esophagus and cuttin the monster a neww jawwline as i explode out covvered in vviscera god this sucks this fuckin stinks like sulfur pulled straight from the devvils wwaste chute and not to get muddled in the details about it but IVVE BEEN SCRUBBIN TIL MY SKIN SLOUGHS OFF
seeing troLLs pretend to be the demoness onLine is so funny Lmao goregLe search beautifuL cryptids near me
so did trolls invade earth or is that just wishful thinking because i'm seein humans fuck i hope so
👋 🌐👥
I Dont Understand What Fallen Kingdom Is Supposed To Be Or Mean
Vote poll to beat the hell out of Marvus for saying dumb shit ♡ for yes or ◇ for no ♤ for DGAF & ♧ for participation
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
// Back at it again with that crispy cream @kingGreed Gamzee Makara, aka "The Bland Highblood," Is Kurloz Makara's Ancestor. He and the rest of the purplebloods have sworn themselves to a vow of silence. He seems to know a lot but never says anything. He comes off as extremely friendly but never says anything. He has a unique voodoo that is similar to GHB and Kurloz's. He can mind-control people, but he can also make them hallucinate and see what they aren't. He seems to have other abilities that seem almost like magic, but no one can get answers out of him ot get him to speak. https://64.media.tumblr.com/0ab8b5e1409df39fa4f697cf9aa8e9cf/93634c1e2f9a5cd8-5a/s1280x1920/afce3770c57b8a80e4b1375b842de745a5bdc1fa.png
guys do you think he might be a lil mad https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b401c8dc6ecc.png
what are humanns?
A follow from the Rankmaid? As far as I can tell, this is a great honor! She seems to be a remarkably popular individual, and deservedly so. Despite the incident last night where I seem to have lost consciousness while scrolling through her account (no fault of hers, I assure), I do appreciate the unapologetic art of the posts she makes, and I am genuinely honored to be deserving of a follow from her. I just have to hope with every ounce of hope I can manage that it is not entirely because of that drawing I regret prompting Elwurd to create. Though even if it is, I am honored just to be here.
CHITTR MY BACK HURTS...
What are we thinking about Scream 7 guys 🙈
does anyone know if slendermans quads are open
SOME OF YOu ON HERE NEED TO STOP BEING SuCH SENSITIVE MOON ICON SPORTING DIPSHIT LuNATICS WITH MAMBY PAMBY SENSIBILITIES. OR LACK THEREOF.
forced to listen to new music 5 dead 78 injured
making me feel like the most pitiful strider on this site cmon man
These Kids Today, They'll Fall For Any Trick In The Book! And The Joke's On Them, Cause' I Wrote The Book! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
guys please it was supposed to be funny why am i getting pity reacts
_ I've been informed tHat I am too mucH of a "downer" for for cHittr trends. THerefore, instead of participatinG, I will sHare a fun fact. _ Out of all of tHe HydroGen Halides, HF or Hydrofluoric acid is actually tHe least acidic, but it is also arGuably tHe most danGerous. It can not only be fatal if swallowed or breatHed, but also very danGerous in contact witH your skin.
My Beloved Chittr Dot Ing Seems To Be Slowing Down. A Crash Is Imminent.
Testing to see if it gets more traction: trying out an FMK post with the first two replies and @emotionalCorpse?
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS OF TEREZI PYROPE. DID YOU KNOW SHE LITERALLY SLEEPS IN A PILE OF STUFFED DRAGONS THAT SMELLS LIKE A BLENDER FULL OF CHALK AND DESPAIR? IT’S NOT A "NEST," IT’S A BIOHAZARD.
@meddLingPhiLomath @taxCoLLector https://cdn.imgchest.com/fiLes/bee0389c8706.png
HOW MUCH RADIATION DOES IT TAKE TO KILL SOMEONE?
I am quite fond of Rankmaid.
https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/oh%20no.png Is this a good sign or a really, really bad sign?
okay i'll play the game shit. fuck: your mom marry: obama kill: obama's opps
Still not jumping on that invasive bandwagon! I'm happy keeping my FMC to myself.
karkat refuses to make a profile on here because he just absolutely despises fun i'll forever be in mourning of what could've been
i never thought i'd admit this but it's too fucking cold in this apartment, i'm literally going to freeze to death #violence ish #gore ish??? idk
n33d a bi^ch ^o com3 ov3r so i can pain^ ^h3ir fac3 up, i'm boooorrrrrrr333333dddddd. bor3d!
Back from feeling sorry for myself, ready to absolutely destroy the internet
sorry guys page finding is cancelled due to rain today
Aren't a lot of you like fucking each other anyway??? Tell me something I don't know 😭 #nsfw
archeological update! we found a cave! it has a weird metal cage with a spider spinning in it but we found a treasure chest too! i wonder who left this here...
r we playin fuk marry nd kill?? cuz lik.. im curious lolz #suggestive
Hm. #tw_vaguep9sting
Oh, Rankmaid. You really understand a maiden's pump 8iscuit.
dont think they intended the two and a half men intro theme to be for gay men specifically but im really vibing with it on that front
(( OH MY GOD SOMEONE GOT PROPOSED TO??? congrats!!! :D ))
//hi everyone! I just wanted to say that I'm the cosplayer that was proposed to during NYCstuck and I can't thank everyone enough for the kind words and excitement! I couldn't be happier right now! <3 I hope y'all enjoy Sleepi and Mallek (Sleepmode) as much as me and my partner do hehe #sleepmode #NYCstuck #proposal
:33< *the mighty huntress blushes and gives mew a bouquet of lit dynyamite*
aight just spent the light wit a human 4 da first time eva an it was fun i seen it now
I love TV! That's all you gotta say!
i think im gonna die (again?) <3
no you dont
My Wife May Be Dead, But Her Spirit Still Lives On In My Heart. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Perhaps some of the denizens of this website woulld find greater focus and cllarity of thought if they spent lless time begging and beseeching for a quadrant or holle to be filled, and more time honing the body and mind through meditation and dedication to a craft or art. Try being dead for untolld ages as well. If the other options do not prove fruitfull.
THE END OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE IS NIGH, AS LONG AS THE HEDGEHOG STAYS OUT OF MY WAY.
I'M THINKING IF I COULD HARNESS THE POWER OF THE CHAOS EMERALDS, AND RESONATE THEIR ENERGIES WITH THAT OF THE PHANTOM RUBY, I CAN TEAR THE FABRIC OF REALITY AND SEND MY FLEET BACK TO ALTERNIA IN FULL FORCE. ONCE MY TITANIC MONARCH IS COMPLETE, SUCH A FEAT WILL BE POSSIBLE!!!
Why Am I Not Surprised That You're On This Site Too? ~ Geh Heh Heh!
🍌- IT'S A WHOLE KONG PARTY IN HERE. K. Rool's gonna lay an egg when he realizes how many of us are here!!! *Seth Rogen laugh*
Rave beam
JUST A LITTLE GLIMPSE. INTO MY BEAUTIFUL DREAM LIFE. @TRACE @FIVEFINGERFILLET @MRBENEDICT @IMBISCUITS HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/TPKCSVV2/DISHES.PNG
All Of You Youngins Could Learn A Thing Or Two From An Old Ape Like Me! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
To that end, I have decided to pin my progress photo to my account. While I am currently, as we speak, in the midst of another form of combat training (I should frankly be focusing on it, as there is a sword in my hand) I would still always appreciate experts from people in the field of raw street fighting on my form and physique and where I should be directing my focus.
(=^･⩊･^=) < GUYS, I WANT TO SUMMON THE GAY DEMONS AGAIN.... I MISS THEM.
🍌- Good to see Eddie's on here, haven't seen him since I used to live on Kongo Bongo. I USED TO HAVE A GREAT SINGING VOICE.
WWAKE ME UP WWAKE ME UP ABORT SIMULATION
This Rankmaid individual appears to be remarkably popular, and as I scroll through her posts I am able to see why that is. Her posts seem to fit the general attitude of this site very well and I can appreciate that! Even if reading them seems to make my eyes glaze over and every part of my body feel a way I am finding impossible to describe and I am also getting a little lightheaded. I've lost my train of thought as I was typing this.
late night at the office catchin up wwith security concerns that came in wwhile i wwas off on my huntin trip you wwhat do you mean wwe got a bomb threat ovver janes a/b/o test results #wwhy
Glub. #glubposting
Guys I don't remember making my needoh dick post
they hatin my chit cause they aint seain this shit #bars
H@@I. H0pe everything iz g0ing well with every0ne bec@uze z0me @ren't @nd I h0pe thiz cheerz them up :D
I AM HITTING THE SLIME. GOODNIGHT CHITTR.
Taking a break is nice.. Been a while since I've just lazed around in my loungeplank just browsing my silly palmhusk and chatting with people!
The Game.
rock skippinng. its very funn.
Taking my break now! What's going on?
yueag i think its just the Iove of the game ngI, n then ppI keep going "o awesome one of the pIanets we onquered guess weII Iive here now" gotta say its way nier on this one than aIternia tho :o)
when did chittr get this many aliens; i could have sworn this site was empire locked;
As is tradition: Tick. Tock.
OOC// Normally I don't post my art ooc like this but I thought this was funny. Cast ur votes on what Ferrum should do next/j https://i.postimg.cc/BvwYCr5W/IMG-6522.png
I wish there was a way to reheat food without having it like— Be too hot or too cold—
X Is anything going down tn? x
all the other vviolets are scared a me no one talks to me no one wwants to be my friend they think im UNSTABLE (among other grievvances) some days i feel so alone an ostracized from aristocratic society i could cry but i dont cause wwhat wwould be the flippin point there aint a soul in the entire god damn multivverse wwhod givve a crap take this to your gravve #eridansdiary
Listening to love songs while I'm wrist-deep in the guts of my husktop to remem8er who I'm doing all this for. #forumwarrior #needtorp
its show me your pages saturday
Good morning chittr and goodbye, I'm off to work.
I've just realized I forgot to follow several people I enjoy seeing around, and that's fucked up.
♯more ♯coldbloods should be ♯afraid of being seen in ♯public
helloooooooo. hi. hey. hiii. hello. hello.
It Is qUItE sUrprIsIng hOw lArgE thE flAgshIp dArk cArnIvAl Is... sO mAny Of thE mEssIAhs fAIthfUl UpOn A sInglE shIp! qUItE InspIrIng, If A tAd IntImIdAtIng... wEll, hAppy All wrAths sEAsOn!
#imcoming i mean #iwwillbethere
New events: #fightmes★tud★y #fightmesund★y #fightmemond★y #fightmetuesd★y #fightmewednesd★y #fightmethursd★y #fightmefrid★y There will h★ppen every week.
All you high bloods are insufferable low blood this low blood that empires bootlickers
One time I kidn★pped ★ bronze blood ★nd tr★ined her myself on top of some mount★ins. It took ★ month but by the end she w★s ★ble to l★st ★n entire five minutes in ★n eng★gement with me. I wonder how she's doing.
C★n you feel the killing intent in your enemies?
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/5WZNCDFY/NORMAL-PSYCHIATRIST.PNG #NICEMAID RESIGNED!!!! BACK TO #HATRED! THANK THE LORD! #URMALDING #URBALDING #GETITTRENDING
Ahem. Tick. Tock.
New 8oot goofin'!!!!!!!! My old icon made me look a little too dour. https://i.gyazo.com/6a1e46d048a3bac41f4abe7eefa36ac9.png
everytime i accidentally click on the most loathed button i sea that fuckin bird
~~uh hi , idk what to say for my first post here lmao
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
I was stuck grub sitting- I want my own :"o)
I have added †o my no†es †ha† †he Ampora line of †rolls seem... odd. I †hink †ha† is †he bes† way †o word i† wi†hou† being insul†ing †o po†en†ial sample †o s†udy.
dremt chittr had like 1000+ users and the site was like molasses *dreamt
I'm so hungry I could eat a........ No, I shan't say.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO PISSY TODAY. DON'T ASK ME. JUST ACCEPT IT. FUCKERS.
2atii2fiied enough..
Evening.
and a very beep boop morning to you
as ive gotten older and developed a semi functioning frontal lobe theres something i realized a profound truth weighing on my soul i gotta get off my chest i was such a shitty little chud when i was thirteen thank fuck the earth blew up before i was doxxed or something
https://i.postimg.cc/tR3T5NQ9/image-2026-04-11-163600172.png Hey, don't cry? 1 million puppies on earth ok? Art made for the new Sovereign Of The Sunken World Upd8 over at https://mspfa.com/?s=68601&p=1 #nyxtalks
nywaves im hittin da joint nd goin 2 sleep wit my matesprit <3 lolz cya hoes :P #substance
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think im... startin to become a spider fan again. this shit DANG-EROUS for a meenah you all aint efin got a clue
id kill someone for a fuck i dont knoww some kinda treat fill in the blanks people
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hiiii srry 4 da absences lolz ben busy cammin nd makin ppplz cum u kno the bizz #nsfw
I would like to apologize for saving the life of Eridan Ampora. My bad.
THE BITCH ONE.
doc scratch follows me and then a twink hates my chitt a moment later what the fuck
✿ https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118177214_JfjgIQaEqtRw2ct.jpg @naughtyTechnician
i should make more fr13nds its fun >X3
[|87 :: T00 broke or on the run and don’t want someone track;n you through “l;censed” med;cal operat;ons? Got no ;nsurance for the drugs you very clearly need? Have a body part you don’t want attached anymore and don’t know where to go? Need a place to d;spose of a body? Call me, 1 got what you need!
Two packages of Star8ursts and they're 8oth all lemon. It's going to 8e one of those nights, isn't it? ::::/
i downed chittr again my bad
i love when u can see what the last post was before chittr dies for a minute like huh yuri broke it im not surprised
It's kind of a shame that the only picture that currently exists of me and my ex was taken immediately after II had two leave the polycule. Sigh. #xandramedia https://i.ibb.co/m5hCCy1k/5ZIb-FON.png
#nowplayiing - One Weiird Tiip - Lemon Demon hTTTTp2://www.youTTube.com/waTTch?v=kh2NZWBvfWII
I got very feminine scentet deodorant because it smells amazing. I love willow.
I find myself dealing with far more pockets of Void obscuring my vision as I navigate this site. Clouded futures, unclear pasts, I have even some quite lovely interactions with some individuals who are beyond my paradigm entirely. It has surprised even me that I have grown to find the experience of navigating these dark pockets oddly enjoyable. Were they in the way of the fulfillment of my ultimate purpose, they would be unsettling. Yet here, witnessing universes and adjacent timelines and narratives to my own, it is something of a thrill. Of course, my intellect is vast, and my ability to fill the Void with Light nearly unmatched. In time, I am certain I will bring all of you into the database that is my knowledge. But for now, I merely enjoy the journey.
The moral of the story is as thus: Do not take a job without getting proper information on your duties first!
Mmm days old pizza...
... morning everyone.
aw yeesh i didnt even realize #she was on this site the whole time smile and wave boys
REGARDLESS OF WHAT DIMENSION HE'S FROM, THAT HEDGEHOG CONTINUES TO IRRITATE ME TO NO END. NO MATTER, HE'S CURRENTLY IN THE METALLIC CITY OF STUDIOPOLIS ZONE. AS I HAVE PREPARED A MACHINE TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE PHANTOM RUBY, I WILL BE TAKING MY FLEET OF AIRSHIPS TO THE SKIES, AND USE THE INTERDIMENSIONAL POWERS THE RUBY GRANTS ME TO PULL THE LITTLE PLANET BACK TOWARDS THIS WORLD, AND CHAIN IT DOWN ONCE AGAIN!!! THE HEAVY GUNNER IS ALSO STATIONED AT STUDIOPOLIS, AND HAS PREPARED QUITE THE BARRAGE OF MISSILES FOR THAT NASTY LITTLE PINCUSHION!!! OHOHOHOHO!!!
» hi i've just found this website thabks to my friend #thegoat i have no idea what im doing but uh yeah also headmate posting ♥️ or whatev
why are trolls so weird about humans and worse about human anatomy? sure we werent that bad about them right? right?
this baking shit easy as heeellll why the fuck did i not start doing this earlier
Ch★llengers don't even h★ve cool l★st st★nds ★nymore. They just look ★t you like this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/906edef4b53f.png
you all deserve a hug :)
hotted tub. #bonfireparty
"crime is legal" ok ?? i already do whatever i want always
Okay. With that done for the night, I believe it is bedtime now which is code for stop posting start lurking and be available in dms.
evweryone likes a guy wvith sharp teeth until i use you like a chewv toy, and you need stitches.
My, what a flattering time it has been on this website.
Like this post for a question, hate this post to explode your phone. The other two reactions are a mystery bonus surprise.
EVERYTIME SOMEONE POSTS A GRUBTUBE MUSIC LINK AND IT SAYS "YOUR BROWSER IS DEPRECIATED" I LOSE A LITTLE BIT MORE SANITY.
Oh, it could be engagement bait time soon...
:33 < https://media.tenor.com/znzzso5dkheaaaae/nepeta-nepeta-leijon.png :33 < me trying to read that one guy's quirk #vagueposting
my fucking god! i cant even be happy about the uptick in clout because its just worthless fucking pink diamonds like im a gay rocks show spoiler well fucking played leijon well played
im losing my fucking mind https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9892a7dffbea.jpg
been getting a bit too many pity reacts today and i just dont like that all changing up my posting flow so none of you start getting ideas
--EV--ERYON--E is my favourite. 38P
Hm, hm. As my presence on this platform hath not occurred but recently, I suppose I must say that I am my own biggest fan.
maybe if we all band together we can take out cueball head he cant fight all of us right just kidding im kidding unless nah im kidding thatd be stupid unless
My favorites include: - All Nepetas, and Nemean <3 - The Many Roses in my Garden - The Fluffy Tails of All Harleys, Jade or Other - The Ever Inquisitive and wonderful Morning Aranea - The Many Roxy's that make me spill my Coffee - Mind Controlling Spiders - The Best Gamer Girl - The Royal Class (Peaches and Plums) - The Karkitties and Puppies - The Underprivileged and The Rebellious - The Freaks and Weirdos - Rank Maid (Mwah) - The Empress (Double Mwah) - The Duelscar that Taught me to Fish - The Egberts who I'll never admit are more handsome and prettier than I am - The Striders who have it better - The Striders who have it worse - Abominations and Monsters - Horror Terrors - The Administration of Trollbama - Madam Secretary of the Department of Degeneracy - And yes, even some Eridans (At least the ones that stop by) And the most important mention of all - Madam Maplehoof herself
Sadly, it would be in poor taste to share my favorites with you all at this time. I would hate to encourage jealousy amongst you all. Still, I will admit that I have them. Haa Haa.
ok peeps!! am i doing dis rite?? Dx btw its just a DOODLE so dunt judge my art ok!! i didnt decide on le design yet!! https://images2.imgbox.com/47/38/aBptFQa4_o.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/dvz0d0.pnng
i THINK i AM, mY OWN FAVORITE, sELF-LOVE IS, iMPORTANT,
Forsooth! It is the most wonderful occurrence of Trickery Thursday! Perform a mischief unto thy compatriots, if you are so inclined! I had attempted such myself, but earned a thorough drubbing for mine efforts to tie Sir Heathcliff's laces together.
u dont gotta tell me im yo fav i alreedy kno 3B-)c
cueballs lØve tØ threaten my chittr privileges. there is nØ privilege in seeing. the bullshit that yØu pØst. i have seen far tØØ many bulges. and desperatiØn.
Face mask time. Back in... eventually.
I would also like to mention the army of Dave Striders, and variants of Dave Striders, I have amassed. All of you concern me, but many of you also concern me deeply. (This post does not apply to Dirk Strider and Dirk Strider variants—my relationship with them is too complex and my feelings are extremely mixed.)
Jeff the... Favorite? :)
I'm Not The Favorite, I Am The One Who Favorites.
like pity hate mediate ignore rechit reply or block if im ya favorite
none of you are my favorite except barack obama and tyler the creator sorry to all my beloved friends and family you cant really compete here you know i still fuck with you you just cant get between a man and his president and his top three rapper
I have many "favorites" on this site, but I will say I am currently a fan of @hellaJeff and his variants. The comics are quite amusing to me.
i luv that trolls all have different color blood x) killing peeps must be so much fun!! its like a blind box lawl
Ah, I see many of our purple-blooded friends are active at the moment. Hello, friends.
A boneless pizza and a coke.
getting told to better myself is bullshit cause im hella entertaining and easy to manipulate like this
So many good posts that I can't react to. :( #vagueposting
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:33< its time fur shitpeta to rummage in the trash!
fun faxt di stri and me made a promise to never let jake know that avatar got sequals i dont think i need to explain why *sequels
just got kicked out of the hospitaL. didn't even know that was possibLe tbh
Nobody else needs to interact with me now, I've gotten what I wanted. https://files.catbox.moe/2yjdti.png
selfie in my fav binder took a bit cause it was in the wash https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412245249304035430/1491930079616434346/image0_1.png?ex=69d97ba9&is=69d82a29&hm=978c4b5e52d865bd67c308383033d176292058bf85141cf9674e8ede303b38b2&
Sometimes I forget you can react more than once on one post.
its a good nnight to smile. https://files.catbox.moe/eqkv6b.pnng
75 feet tall if i feel like it but normally just 5'7
@hΩundsEye gΩt a fucking prΩblem, buddy? https://64.media.tumblr.cΩm/7a3e01ac9067f349cd570ad1df630631/44405bdcc339a8d2-cc/s1280x1920/9f7b05ea28198f090aa35f209f8b87f45996b776.png https://64.media.tumblr.cΩm/e17825b529cf3ba99936d81b25ef0c77/44405bdcc339a8d2-3d/s1280x1920/93394166c1d7f134c2b840e0dfa81591fada156c.png
— What Is Aura Farming. ->
the thing they dont tell you about waking up at 5:30am is that you gotta be awake for the rest of the day
Hmm. Noticing a trend of multiple altern8s of the same individual cropping up around the same time. If it had only happened once or twice, I would just chalk it up to coincidence, 8ut... Hm. I wonder if there's anything to this.
#findmypages
Why is Eridan on 8eforus. I don't trust like that.
still two feet tall still scampering beneath your floorboards in your walls even
something uhhhh had my attention whats good chittr
woof woof woof woof woof @woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. woof woof woof!
been getting into legitimate forms of writing and god damn i really just spent most of the day doing that between mixing music and arriving at friends homes unprompted
This community has given me great insight into the world beyond our home planet. I see, in so many of the people here, the echoes of the trolls I love and the dreams I strive for. Across time, space, and probability, we are all more alike than we think.
Salutations, online denizens! It is I, the illustrious fixer known as Don Quixote! Mine eyes glazed over this "web site" having been added to the "browser" on the "lap top" I was awarded for excellent performance in the field, and so, I have decided to sate mine endless curiosity as towards what could possibly be the contents of this site of webs! The figurative, digital landscape here reflects oddities upon mine eyes, I must admit... and yet, I find myself enticed! From a fixer of some renown to the general populace, it is naught but my most dear of wishes that we are to get along famously and without strife.
youre speakin my language
glub
bitches love mmmmy slimmmme trail
real question is is anyone on this site worth dying for
trut)( is dat trolls w)(o actually care about trollkind n preservation of our culture r needlessly gaslit into t)(inkin its a bad culture all toget)(a n im puttin it on da record to let yall kno ignorin yo roots cuz 'alternia bad eart)( good' is )(ow u get trolls wiped out. just warnin u all.
there is somethyng about the repeated description of beforus as lesser than alternia that is makyng my eye twitch!
i bet it feels so satisfying to be a feudal lord pointing at some motherfucker you dont like and saying guards seize him
saw someone say silver is da new gold. anywaves suggestions on wat ta do wit all dis crawful silver i robbed off t)(ey corpse?
still available for some side prod projects or goofing around in the studio and even some hella sweet creative directing if anybodys searching high and low #hmu
i luv sharin mai muziks evn tho no one carez LULZ https://open.spotify.com/intl-es/track/1bsl1bsMi8bqQC4sJfS1pt?si=530f6003c6eb4e8b
please do not question why im at chilis when i cant eat ok #chilistrip
workshopping tracks for tour fueled by a fuckin gallon of aj i think my retinas are about to melt past my eye sockets from how long ive been unblinkingly staring at my monitor
today i learned that hatebot @turingTranscendence is not a bot at all theyre an actual real physical person like man wwhat the fuck talk about breakin the immersion #chilistrip
doc scratch jst followed me i am BEYOND cooked https://i.ibb.co/x81N8Z2b/Captura-de-pantalla-de-2026-04-08-21-29-30.png notification of doom and dread
We need a "Boisterous laugh" and a "Quiet judging" reaction.
Like HIIEEEEE~ Sorry i Haven't talked A lot Today, i've Been, like-- Catching up On beauty Sleep.
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i g0t n0thin t0 p0st but (⌐□_□) sc00ters (⌐□_□) type shit (⌐□_□)
oh nno
i WOULD LIKE TO THANK, tHE ACADEMY, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B58CC39EB6DF.PNG
♡♡|I LOVE YOU!|♡♡
#Recovering and feels like I missed a whole thang, damn, daleee
i have nno hive. i am immunne to dronne hive raids. #winnnninng
MY EGG ROBOS HAVE SECURED THE ARTIFACT. INITIAL ANALYSIS SHOWS MOLECULAR COMPOSITION OF A RUBY, BUT WITH STRANGE REALITY-ALTERING ENERGIES SURROUNDING AND EMANATING THE GEM. THE EGG ROBO SQUADRON SENT TO CAPTURE THE ARTIFACT APPEARS TO HAVE UNDERGONE DRASTIC UPGRADES DUE TO CONTACT WITH THE RUBY. THEY HAVE FOLLOWED THEIR ORDERS THOUGH, AND USED THE RUBY TO PORTAL THEMSELVES ALONG WITH THE BLUE RAT BACK TO SOUTH ISLAND. I WILL RENDEZVOUS WITH MY NEW "HARD BOILED HEAVY" SQUADRON AT GREEN HILL, AND RETRIEVE THIS "PHANTOM RUBY". BUT, NOT UNTIL I HAVE A LITTLE "MEETING" WITH THE HEDGEHOG. DEPLOYING "DD WRECKER" AND "DEATH EGG ROBOT" TO GREEN HILL ZONE.
Turning the AC down as far as I can even though its 36 out.
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/im%20back%20in%20the%20fucking%20building%20again.png
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|| & my aggent has informedd me i shouldd stopp ppostingg everythingg the secondd it comes to mindd
chittr slowinng downn. #itscominng #theenndisnnigh
Stay with us chittr, you can do it
not one single one a you is ready for this #eridanwweek encore thats about to drop
someone slid into my dms and asked if i wanted to see their ball pit and i said fuck it show me that shit i dont know what i was expectin https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1491225398812348566/image0.jpg?ex=69d6eb60&is=69d599e0&hm=9478415c79ac5bfd38b9b1f516b48df87b14346f5c7e1a6f3e39eb2a9874354d&
THE BEAST WITHIN ME CRAVES... D0NUT H0LES 🐺 CALL ME A FREAK F0R THE H0LE 🐺
bitches love my posts (the bitches in question are other versions of myself)
THE M1SS1LES HAVE BEEN 1NSTALLED. UPGRADES ARE G01NG WELL.
he liked the chit
obama i love you please notice me look at this red and black beetle i found it online https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/fg.jpg?v=1775605353915 #beetleposting #pleasetrollbama
Please refrain from "hating" my chitts as I have done nothing wrong, but I have come up with another "meme" to appeal to you, hopefully better than last time. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1473103318351085723/1480769631265361980/10ba146ac69ddd2d0b1443236804224c.jpg?ex=69d6746f&is=69d522ef&hm=ab584e0e70020552fe46d063c250d59c2049998a3210ed2ee30fb72ec2ffd8a1&=&format=webp&width=893&height=680
I would like to request the #beetleposting once more in celebration of #beetleweek. That was rather nice.
[|87 :: 1 can get beh;nd that. ;dk ;f the cyborgs would though
Engagement bait. Send chit.
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Trying to relate to the youth of Alternia with this "meme" I have created today. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1473103318351085723/1480769630862835712/5f147c86d4005b0086c76018ab3c20e4.jpg?ex=69d6746f&is=69d522ef&hm=15db1290d7a9aa48c821bd3d496e8aebb6c9da0ad4f9c84cd836d0ea66aa44a1&=&format=webp&width=631&height=680
https://open.spotify.com/intl-es/track/7ik13UWSw62AU0W8TMOO0r?si=e0a5701c4f504ab6 @twinArmageddons this u?
as we pull out the driveway. then we drive to the drive-thru. heading off to the drive-thru. we're approaching the drive-thru. getting close to the drive-thru. almost there at the drive-thru. now we're here at the drive-thru. here in line at the drive-thru. did I mention the drive-thru? #lyrichour
theres so many daves here maybe they should consider recreatimg the josh fight
sometimes i wish we could rechitt replies
babes it is not going well in striderland
/et's see if this is working. This is officia//y my inaugura/ chittr post
...there's some kind of argument happening between whomever lives above me and their pailmate, and I'm pretty sure they're flipping quadrants as fast as physically possible like what ...do they think the whole damned hivestem can't hear them like what the actual fuck???
wwhyre rusts so irresistible theyre a dime a dozen and yet somethin deep and dark in my psyche drawws me in wwas i fuckin hexed again
[|87 :: 1 have a M1GHTY NEED…for WEED! #substance
https://open.spotify.com/intl-es/track/0VYTbZx9ezj2vg8PIDpZtS?si=91e1268083bc4e39
they say our aroma is most pleasing
Hmm.
hey i jzt made my accz here .w. im def0 a troll LOL truzt!!!!
vV LUSII POSTING GRUB PICTURES IS SOOOO CUTE!!! I LOVE LOOKIN' AT THOSE CUTE LIL' THINGS!!! Vv
Alright, well I talked my Lawyer Rez, and she says we can bring up litigation In the meantime, I guess my theaters are now going to become speakeasies
hell0 rand0m things 0n the internet. y0u sh0uld be weirder and cause pr0blems 0n purp0se.
Wow guys... I didn't know you all were so homophobic. (I told people to call me a slur.)
You rang? Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
I'm not misogynistic. I'm gay. Two very different things.
I am not talking to any of you.
[SYSTEM FAILURE] [ALL SUBSYSTEMS LIMITS EXCEEDED] [STABILITY: 69%] [DIAGNOSTICS RUNNING] [ERR_409] [ERR_409] [ERR_409] [TOTAL REBOOT INITIATED] [REBOOTING] [PLEASE WAIT] [3...... 2...... 1......]
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THE BLACK HEDGEHOG APPEARS TO NOT BE ON THE SAME PLANET AS I. IF MY SENSORS ARE ACCURATE. THOUGH THE NATURE OF THIS WEBSITE SEEMS TO CONNECT BEINGS FROM DIFFERENT TIMELINES AND UNIVERSES. I MAY EVEN ENCOUNTER A HORNLESS VARIANT OF MYSELF...
FINDING MY JOURNEY TO GET OFF THIS PLANET LEADING ME BACK TO GREEN HILL IS RATHER DISAPPOINTING. I WAS HOPING TO MAKE CONTACT WITH OTHERS ON THIS PLANET. AND BY OTHERS, I MEAN OTHERS THAT AREN'T SMARTMOUTHED MULTICOLORED LUSII. ALTERNIA MAY HAVE BEEN FULL OF ANNOYING LOWBLOODS BUT AT LEAST NONE OF THEM DESTROYED MY ROBOTS INDISCRIMINATELY!!!
they should innvennt a nnew annd better type of "block" buttonn called the cube buttonn. whoever you press it onn is immediately turnned innto a cube.
collect my pages find my pages seek out my pages you know you want to
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average chiittr experiience http2://ii.piiniimg.com/736x/a4/df/85/a4df858853b9ef4dc35544cb66843caf.jpg
I DISAGREE, AS I BELIEVE THEY SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE!!! ALWAYS!!! THEME PARKS AND CASINOS SHOULD ALSO BE ON THE LIST, BUT ROBOTS ARE ALWAYS AT THE TOP!!!
look at this grilled cheese i made today https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf12217bff64.jpg #obama
What is everyone's favorite bug? :) I like lady beetles ❣︎
Tried a beverage that used to taste like pure unfettered ass and now I think it could probably replace water if I tried hard enough. This is my only meaningful gauge of aging.
dude im sooooo joypilled you dont understand
Never pick a fight you can't win. Unless it would be really fun, then use every last drop.
its very winndy outside. who turnned onn the ennginnes?
commentiing "are you talkiing about me" on every vaguepo2t ii 2ee
You know it's said that trolls (particularly on alternia) are on average more violent than humans. But I don't think that's true at all. I think humans are much more prone to grander acts of violence.
#larping all of these #romcoms with google because i aint watching these motherfuckers only the ones with ryan reynolds
to all the people who moved my kult score up you hate jokes
haha my kult score is 67
thats a weird thinng to say annd wannt.
§ome of you de§erve the cull penalty for real. #vaguepo§t
Hello everybody, it's me. President Barack Obama. The humans here may have been lead to believe that I had been killed from some sort of clown presidency or SBURB sessions, but I am alive and well.
((Alright let's do this intro info post thing. So yeah got another Roxy account and this one is Genderfluid (any pronouns), Roxy is very transcoded to me and as an enby myself I enjoy playing with Roxy's gender like its clay. This version of Roxy as you have probably noticed if you've ever seen a post still drinks, the story reason I came up with is Roxy relapsed after being sober for several years thinking they could handle it...they couldn't, the out of universe reason is I don't have a healthy relationship with alcohol myself and having a character I relate to to project that onto is very comforting. #substance most of my post are just me posting my real thoughts that I feel are in character Uhh I have my own Dirk @numberoneRainbowdashfan an account my best friend who's a Dirk kinnie and is the person that got me into Homestuck owns Um ok so embarrassing bit to admit, this Roxy is less flirty and I don't participate is more sexual talk due to me just feeling awkward when I try, I am working on being less awkward but...I am just an awkward person lol. And finally the cat pictures shown are all of my real life cat Willow, hell all of Roxy's post aboht their cat is just me writing about Willow in character, um yeah I can't think of anything I'm missing about my Roxy I play on this account...thanks for reading.))