♦ pitied by @turntechCyberstan
▲got burnt▼ ▲bad▼
welp im heading to bed. gotta jack off and pass out so b4 i do hit up my dms to catch a glimpse of this hot bod before im gone for the night heheheh #nsfw
please stop pitying that chitt
it's kinda sad that i'm asking this but i'm looking for a relationship and sadly chittrs my best option :/ any quadrent works i guess just let me know if your interested at least in talking
gonna start culling people who say they wanna replace meenah as president
ocray well thats clearly naut trollbama
Half the employees just emailed me their resignations. GUYS IT’S NOT ME ANYMORE.
Still n9t sure what happened 6ut #Wh9WantMe
⛈ My boots feel best walking on wet concrete. ⛈
I need a distraction, who wants me? #suggestive
Thanks to everyone for being patient with me while I get readjusted. It's been taking a bit longer than expected.
⚞ ME when TUMMY. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/21b1c4b0922c.png ⚟
* mmm my bulge feels heavyy eheheeee #nsfw
Guh.
@caligulasAquarium @timaeusTestified#0414 @tumblingTenet KILL.
OKAY NOW ROLEPLAY HER PREGNANT. BuT TRYING TO PLAY IT OFF. AS uNEXPECTED WEIGHT GAIN. AFTER A TRIP TO THE MALDIVES. BuT ALL OF HER COWORKERS. COHuNTERS. PACK OF SHE-BITCHES. KNOW HER BETTER THAN THAT. AND ARE SO uNCONVINCED. THE SMALLEST COuNTRY IN ASIA. COuLD EVER PRODuCE A BuMP. THAT GRuB SHAPED.
i don't know where earth c is or what it's like / but there's cool people there / so maybe i should do a show
Actually I take back what I just said in a thread. Vriska is doing an absolutely terrible job as a mother. She's barely even doing anything herself, just leaving it all to June! I know she didn't have a very good role model, but we've literally seen trolls doing better, I don't think she can use her species as an excuse!
I will have to ensure the Handmaid most directly under my care in my home timeline does not gain access to chittr. It seems a bad influence.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE ALL THE PALG (PHAHATASS LOWBLOOD GIRL) SHAHAWTIES AT? :o/ #nsfw
In order to Drum up support for my Re-Election Re-Invasion of the Presidential Bunker, I've started a challenge. If enough Trolls like yourselves "Pity" this post, i'll hit this live on ANN and Box News as the Current Admin runs for the hills. #CastYourBullets! https://media.tenor.com/mnIEJaES0tAAAAPo/white-man-dancing-green-shirt-white-man-dance.mp4
1 M1SS MY FR13ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1493090130532110376/ntv870m.png?ex=69ddb40b&is=69dc628b&hm=95d1dd644522dd0df604b6d6d0926e179950441681a0301113bfddf642f958d0 #art
hey queen is that guy bothering you? #vwaguepost
yes before anyone asks on my alternia wwe reproduce by ticklin our partners until they vvomit into a bucket our lunch wwill make such a beautiful grub baby #nsfww
yo why my girl do me like that #vagueposting
OUTGLUT'S LOOKING EXTRA DESTROYABLE TONIGHT... HM.
OOC// Artposting yet again lmao. Last ooc post I swear. https://i.postimg.cc/8ck1g4mg/godbless.webp
i have a sneaking suspicion that these pity reacts are purposeful now...
guys please it was supposed to be funny why am i getting pity reacts
anywvays if youre the girl reading this hop into my dms and ill take you on a drivwe to pound towvn population us #nsfwv
guys this aint howw fmk is supposed to wwork you gotta let someone else givve you names to sort else youre just publicly airin out your resentment/desperation
A disclaimer: it is not and never will 8e and never was a "sex position" 8ooth!!!!!!!! EXPOSITION. #nsfw
hey if there are infinite timelines do you think theres one vwhere kankri isnt celibate and is super into to me and is also a busty chick vwith a phat ass? #nsfwv
aLright here's the deaL: there's a rave at the cLub tonight but you're onLy aLLowed in if you have a date. whoever comes with gets a years discount on weed and i'LL kiss you after the rave
I feel like an old troll taking care of all these grubs, Like.. I'm not even that old?? I feel like a matron or something...
wish i wuz @ nycstuck myshellf but alas im busy :(
if i die i hop its romantic :)
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luv when ppl r so desperate 4 me~ oooo~ u want me sooo bad~ ;))))
-^No it was horrible. J∇st the concept alone was eno∇gh to send a shiver down my spine. I'm bl∇e. Forever bl∇e.^-
said fuck me as a joke and now john and karkat are fighting what the fuck is going on #nsfw ish
everyone post their chittr hear me outs no one get mad but mine is unchained eridan i said dont get mad also slenderman (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, hear me out, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
#notallmen
been getting a bit too many pity reacts today and i just dont like that all changing up my posting flow so none of you start getting ideas
∘☽ Is... my taste in music so poor as to warrant two dislikes of it? I'll be sure too keep my tastes to myself in the future, do forgive me. ☾∘
The Public Is Not Buying That I Am 12'5".
pissing off my favori^3 lowblood by simply invading his spac3 has ^o b3 my numb3r on3 way ^o r3lax.
im the funniest and hottest out of all my alts though right?
fucking. whoEvEr droppEd off fiftEEn hundrEd pizza dElivEry rEcEipts at thE archivE, i hatE you.
hey. just so evweryone is on the same page ivwe completely movwed on from fumbling a baddie. yep. im not evwen bothered at all and ivwe actually MATURED from this. #mature. #notpathetic. #singleandlookingfortheone.
its so lonely being at the top. being this successful and handsome makes the cats around here too intimidated to approach me. this is probably vwhy my dms are alvways empty. you guys dont havwe to be shy. (hot people dm only though, please.)
^,..,^ a guy cant h3lp but ωish h3 had som3on3 to hug. #sad #nofri3nds
^,..,^ i miss my mat3sprit. hon3stly, i ωish h3 ω3r3 r3al... such a sham3 nobody r3al is good 3nough anymor3... }:/
to all the people who moved my kult score up you hate jokes
annd stop despawnninng as soonn as i die.
Wait thhhat lowblood was righhht, maybe a hhhighhhblood thhherapist wouldn't be able to fix me. But maybe thhhey c Could Could make me worse hhhhhhhhh hhh. <3