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I don't think I'll make it to the weekend. Commando or not.
It. Is. So. Humid. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2038/13bb5ae4ad4092e6d93c650a3559a7f0.png?11258785 #nsfw
Landed. Immediately hate ithere.
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// pinned !! all of this is written ooc :3 roxy! earth-c inhabitant + game winner/god. sober and #winning (minus the fact that she's alone but she's coping with it well if you ignore the throwing herself at anything that moves to feel like shes worth something). most important lil notes: - massive flirt! i try to keep it on my posts unless the characters have flirted before. let me know if you wanna Turn It Off. - im a coward about actually rping nsfw. there will be lots of jokes. but if our characters bone down, it'll probably be a lil fade to black thing or [and they boned down]. - you can make comments/jokes about her alcoholism. itll hurt her feelings and she will not be great at hiding that, but Mun is fine with it. - i dont think this needs a point but also. i am mean about her fictional cat breakfast. its not a real cat. most of the posts about breakfast, if based on fact, are based on my two Dogs.
i wanna have a baby
a felloww rainforest enjoyer nevver thought id find somethin resemblin brotherhood but god damn its good to havve you
Enough to offer a suitable alternative altogether and insist you make short work of it. I will chastise you endlessly if I must. You will support your vessel's daily needs instead of rebelling against the notion of having any. I am not satisfied with an ephemeral and transient Dave.
I tripped and felt my ass jiggle when I landed. At least my ass is fat despite it all. #neverCullYourself #nsfw
Sorry, excuse me. Roxy ripped a chunk out of my hair.
i was trying to attach her five clip extension to her FAT head !!!!
TH4NK YOU N3M34N FOR H3LP1NG M3 B3COM3 4 R34L DR4GON... 1N 4N1M4L J4M H3H3H3H4H4H4
we were the <oolest warmbloods this side of insert lo<ale here (im not getting doxxed) but then everyone got old and died or got shipped off or whatever so now im the only one representing the spirit of the old <rew by stealing peoples food and in<onvenien<ing them lightly
I'M AWAKE AGAIN. HELLO CHITTR.
You are all so loose. #noshade
// lil ooc note bc i do need to make a better pinned <3 + bc i do think its probably a good thing to touch on idk im fine with comments abt her (past) alcoholism, however it will hurt Her feelings. she will pretend to be cool with it and go haha or w/e, but it does hurt.
#incest estranged?? well, barring everything else...i hope you find her again!
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i had a brownie and a joint #breakfastposting #substance
:33< *the mighty huntress sits behind a catapult with a huge rock on it as mew run by she pulls the rope to fire the catapult the rock launches straight up and lands on her crushing her*
oh him yeah thats eats raw birds eridan yeah he plucks them out of the sky and eats them feathers and all wacky little scamp isnt he yeah we think his kill count is in the hundreds
B33 < anyaway #breakfastposting B33 < chicken sandwich with onion Sriracha pickles
if you die you dont have to file your taxes dream bubble economy is functionally just neopets economy
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g0d i 10ve the c001 technician. p1at0nica11y. yeah they're d0ing a bunch 0f teztz 0n me but they zneak me znackz and they're n0t a handzy creep z0 they're great.
Thank you for thii2 giift. The beep iit make2 ii2... quiite dii2tiinct. II have 2ome great iidea2 on what II can do wiith thii2 thiing
B33 < if anynyan wants a fr33 fire alarm you can check the ground outside my apartment B33 < litterally goes off from me air frying chicken yes i clean it regularly
you better not be fucking drinking mind honey energy drinks
z0 far i've had 0ne and a ha1f. the c001 technician iz giving me them. they're h0ney f1av0ured.
S1GH W1SH 1 W3R3 B4CK 4SL33P 1N MY GOOD P1L3 OF SL1M3
truzt me i am in the midd1e 0f thiz pr0cezz.
>([test 5: petrified wood] >([verdict: my teet# go straig#t t#oug# t#is t#ang too]
every time i see someone who has blocked me on here i still try and hate react their post. like i'M slamming my fucking fist on the glass screaming as loud as i can
Strawberry, raspberry, cranberry, lingonberry.
>([even if u cut me up in2 a t#ousand lil pieces eac# piece would still say follow me on c#ittr.ing]
its not even noon hes already chosen violence
Today's #breakfastposting Belgian waffles (2), hand-whipped cream, assortment of berries in syrup. Maple syrup. Orange juice. Red berries infusion tea.
2days breakfast crime is tht he woke me up by sittin on my chest and usin his paws 2 try 2 open my eyes
:33< give me kitty cats or give meow death!!!
the grease leaking out from behind the m<trollnalds is free to take by the way they wont even try to stop you
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What's your order?
https://i.imgur.com/IquFfCF.png You're such an inspiration for the ways That I will never ever choose to be Oh, so many ways for me to show you How your savior has abandoned you
Okay, okay. I'm up. Good morning. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/15/a46d98f5b0565d438c0c03ca65d9a6542d7b7a4c.jpg