

sollux faptor
@twiinArmageddons
eat yo food biitch damn! fuck you lookiing crazy for! iironiically enough ii thiink ii'm the hungriie2t one here priimariily 2hiitpo2tiing i ju2t be liikiing thiir2t trap2 on here

dressed up as a woman a few times just to see if i had some grand revelation but nope it was fun but didnt do anything for me i did look hot though
hey man iit2 been forever how have you been doii[really biig bee fliie2 by and make2 a fiighter jet 2ound] what the fuck? diid you 2ee that?

princess bride wwas so good i wwatched it twwice after another glorious night at #ABCC i felt like retirin to the #hopespire for a lightcap wwith a tragically depowwered froghag (@handMaid) wwhile wwe wwatch the ethereal stars nebulizin off in the great astral beyond or wwhatevver the fuck it is that happens out there cant wwait for the next one
where the fat hoe2 at
haviing a freak off wiith a 2ecuriity guard out2iide my local piizza hut

H3Y FR34KS.

Whelp, guess it's 8ack to my regularly scheduled fairy8ull-shit after that shitfuck-fest. So........ Ro8o 8a8es, amiright? Techno-titties, even. ::::)
why diid aradym ju2t demolii2h my piinned chiitt wiith react2 what ii do
fucked up iin the hiive thiinkiing about eviil women who wiill hurt me

okay but what if we covered each other in lipstick marks? #nsfw
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

ahh fuck, i wvas gonna start vwriting my nowvel but i forgot to look up more a wvords. dunno vwhy that letters so good, but it is. advwance and abscond are great and all but i need some *sexy* a vwerbs. #nsfvw
fuck iit everybody get naked let'2 2ee who carapace the fatte2t #n2fw

(◕ ᴥ ◕) i gyot a message for mozzarella sticks: guhide (≖ ᴥ ≖)
do you eat your mozzarella 2tiick2 wiith mariinara or do you 2troke your 2hiit barbariic 2tyle whiile people leave hate comment2 on your chiitt2 me per2onally ii liike ketchup a liittle better #n2fw

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