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#That individual.
Dearest brother, how I missed you. #nsfwe #incest
Do I have to post my body in a lewd manner to get followers here? Or perhaps I could simply be normal? How can one get a "hit Chitt"? #nsfw #questions
See I genuinely don't know how I'm supposed to take you down here. Usually the freudian freaks get all ashamed when I bring it up but you're wearing that shit on your sleeve. You're immune to my mockery because you'll just go "yuuuuuup i have sex with my sister and its rad #incest". You've actually stumped me. Kudos.
Tick Tock.
The Lords Mind Is A Labyrinth. I've Been Lost In It So So So Much Sometimes You Forget Yourself. This Is Why I Prefer Abnormal Minds.
Don't ask me how Joe Biden is here. That wasn't my work. A shoddy job of reanimating by the way.
I am also trans female. That means that I am correct all the time. #joke
Nothing and nobody gets me, except maybe my estrogen and progesterone. Yup, #imtransfem.
i might slip and fall dude then start screaming that a pimp is infact down and in distress
I still cannot quite believe that penis envy was once considered a genuine theory within the field of psychology. #nsfw?
You're all laughing but this is what I experienced 24/7 for three years.
I should probably stop dwelling on being French-Canadian before it becomes my defining trait. So, what does one typically do here? Would anyone be interested in a bit of film analysis? Some psychology posting? Or perhaps… cats? I do have cats. Would anyone care to see them?
BX33 < im not engaging in further hatepurrism this is why i have him blocked BPP < getting called a purrody is furry funny though BX33 < if i cared about originality i wouldve davepetasploded by now
T)(ank you!! 38D Dave is so muc)( fun to )(ang out wit)(!
For those wanting a bit more of an in depth analysis of my unique Eldritch biology I don't mind sharing photos, unfortunately you cannot cut me open and analyze that way. So I suppose this will have to do then. https://i.postimg.cc/JhGmMhCC/Screenshot-20260605-020106.png #nsfw
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Hi
AMA but it’s just debunking false information Striders have apparently told people about me as if I am some sort of mythological creature.
love watchin fhe dash the jegbs are bondin ppl r bein haters 1 of the alties is postin freaky shit lief is good
Sometimes the fact I could post quite literally anything is amusing and also jarring.
u interested? ;3 #suggestive
im a simple man w simple need yk
Posting gold today I see.
see i didnt feel the need 2 mention women in the post abt the strap cuz honestly id be the one gaggin on their bulge #nsfw
Something happened. #incest
Be safe, be responsible, drink plenty of water, and have fun. <3
Ah. Nothingness. What a concept. #TransitionGoals #GenderEuphoria #I-am-literally-nothing #The-lidless #The-unblinking #Void #Fear-me-agelessly #Happy #Pride
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no offence meant big dog but you have been doing essentially nothing but sharing your hellaciously intimate business on here
not the type of post i normally would respond to but i feel like most daves in most timelines see rose as a sister. the whole cosuin thing seems to be a rare divergence. and im starting to think this dave here dont understand this divergence at all
I'm surprised that's not already an established business model on Alternia.
I heard there was a "fight night," is that one of them?
I still haven't gotten a handle on what our extracanonical/crossover events tend to be. Do we have a kart racer? A fighting game? A MOBA? Dating sim?
Empires aren't bad because of their rulers. Empires are bad because there *is* a ruler. I don't fight the Batterwitch because she's an alien. I fight her because she seeks to oppress. The troll species suffered and died under her heel, just as we do. Remember that.
Well. That was interesting. #vague #WellAndTrulyVague
And you know what? Just to tease you all, I'll put a #nsfw tag on here, too.
Forgive me for not being up on the lingo. I'm 50.
I'm sure yours is delightful.
I literally had this taken on a sunny day, too.
New profile picture. Believe it or not, this effect was all in-camera. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb9308928743.gif
Hello all. A Harry Potter fan just tried to kill me.
Ladies, why settle for a man with one measly bulge when you could have an abomination of a woman with over 300 tentacles? #nsfw
Imsodry to any Rose who had to aee that memory. Im sorry I wasntstrong neough to aave you #substance
Habe tbeen sloppy drunk in a while. I hekeep seeing her eyes. #substance #vague
strider
Thats a big bery empty boddle..d Do i goall theteay to blackotu #substance
She is hiding a wish in her heart That flows through her blood always And it's culled from a dream That someone is waiting to say her name And call her to his side at the cusp of eternity #lyricsposting #yearning
Today was long and tiring. On the bright side, the moment I come home I am immediately swarmed with love and warm fur. I really do have a nice life, don't I?
I wouldn't mind a beach trip. Give me a reason to wear a cute little swimsuit. Maybe even work up a tan, that'd be new.
This is ridiculous. I was trying to post at work and they cut off my service. I suppose I can't have anything, then?
What a tiring day. I've been extra exhausted lately and I do not know why.
That is actually a beautiful name, I really like it. We may stick with that.
I did not say that, you are a liar. How could you lie to the internet, Dave.
I would allow you to eat all of them, I know how much you like them. Long as you make up for it with dessert, of course.
when youre here youre family
𓂀, as always are fighting with my ever faithful Dark Magician, as he is one of my longest and dearest companions alongside his intrepid apprentice, Dark Magician Girl. They have never steered me wrong before so 𓂀 see no reason to rid of them.𓆃
Ah. A valiant card, well suited to any Red Eyes Black Dragon deck. One could hardly go wrong with such a powerful card in their deck.𓆃
#Yearning hours, is it? I know who I yearn for day in and day out. The only girl who can make me feel whole. #incest
There is a stray in the woods outside my house. I may end up with a fourth cat.
And thank God for that. I hope you slept well, Dave.
#yearning
Slept a bit too long, but he was there the whole time. What would I do without my knight guarding me as I rest? #incest
Lily keeps licking his face. I wonder if he'll notice.
The rave was insanely fun. I'm drunk and high. #substance
"MONEY. #DRUGS. CHAINS ON MY CHEST. THAT VINTAGE CELINE. DIAMOND GRILLS. CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES. SWAGGER. I #BLEED. I WANT #SEX. #MONEY. #BITCHES. AND THE STICKIEST #WEED. I WANT A CIGARETTE." — ESTEEMED #CLOWN PROPHET. TROLL SLAYYYTER. #CHURCH #NSFW #SUBSTANCE #FUCKBITCHES #GETBOONS #NOWPLAYING.
lowkey wouldnt mind if aliens kidnapped me #sleepdeprived #aliens #alien #kidnapping #alienswhokidnap #what
Finally out. I cannot wait to curl up beside my window with my cats.
I cannot stand employment. I want nothing more than to be home with my cat.
The weather is quite nice today in a rainy sort of way. Perfect for a book and some tea.
Morning to all, how is everyone doing I didn't miss much correct?
I have found something small. Thank you very much for your care, I appreciate it.
First post. Need to find a pfp and such.
Lots of my variants on the timeline tonight.
I think my profile is quite nice now. Thoughts?
I am so hungry, good God. Too bad it's past midnight.
May begin blocking people I know I can't interact with. Simply to spare us both the trouble.
I lay alone in my bed and crave his touch as though it is the only thing that will save me. And perhaps it is. #incest
Thank you.
We have generally adopted a don’t ask; don’t tell policy.
I need to get that bitch a cannon—bitches love cannons.
...thank you.
I am at the very minimum glad to not be alone in the manner.
Wine and your laughter is the best medicine. #vagueposting
I don’t think I couldt ever try dating again.
They deserve it.
I almost tagged it as nsfwe? But I wasn't sure. But thanks, lil' bro.
yo whats up chittr, currently ordering some pizza if anyone wants a slice only one though otherwise ill cut you up and use you as a pizza topping hannibal lecter style
[A photo of her tits. Small, perky.] Im gonna delete this. #nsfw
https://i.postimg.cc/mDFDxc6f/4574D296-BCED-4FC0-A7C9-23D34D2EDBB7.jpg
concept: being held with your legs wrapped around their waist feeling their psionics forcing your arms to stay wrapped tight around their neck "you ready?" they say with a smug grin "ready for what?" you laugh back nervously they push your hips harder against theirs from below you feel the squirming of not one but two bulges writhing impatiently oh they werent lying "two perfectly fuckable holes" they mumur against your ear "and ill be using them both" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #rankworks, DP, bifurcated, #nsfw, psionicplay, arrogant partner, experienced partner, single partner DP, archive rating: E)
i miss sollux
KARKAT STICKS HIS FINGERS uP HIS OWN ASS. AND SNIFFS AFTER EVERY FART.
Perhaps I should host a group golfing event, I did not realize so many were interested.
:33 < just filled out my furst job application :33 < purretty sure i nailed it
Heels on his dashboard, it's his brother's truck so who cares. #incest
https://open.spotify.com/track/3qkkPxDicC81xp9gBYTdI1?si=3YfrNO4ESIScaoVSxBr4Ww
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