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// HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDIE MUN // DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D LET THIS DAY PASS QUIETLY? https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/Aura%20Monster.png
-=[wwhat if i wasjust a shimeji this whole time x-) #idrewthisbtw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/23c8ce61a69f.gif_☺]=-
AWESOME EDIT TIEN VS GOKU (ONLY HEAD AND LEG, BLINDFOLDED, EAR PLUGGED)
An Excellent V|deo.
I keep gummy woorms in my underwear foor quick access
i can’t legally drive because my visi/)n is shitty and l/)psided and my depth percepti/)n is very messed up (cus /)f my 3rd eye under my right eye) but it is n/)t st/)pping me fr/)m getting speeding tickets #speeding #neversaynever #inspirati/)nal
>chittr users really do wholeheartedly believe they deserve to live >LOL
Comput★h show me b★d★ss Tien edit
|s |t Really, Because | Feel As Though |ts Fa|rly Obv|ous That A Yellowblood W|th Ps|on|cs Would Toss Pretty Much Every S|ngle Ol|veblood |nto Space W|th Ease.
if all of the air turned into concrete for just 2 seconds and then turned back into air do you think we would be okay or what
~My h~Obby is getting mad at innO~cuO~us cO~mments~
~OBJECTIO~N! yO~ur lusus~
PLEASE JUST CULL THEM ANYWAY.
Scrolling through the minefield of askbox links. Wish me luck.
The things i'm goonna doo too yoou broo
Facts []<
-=[kaikka mention_☺]=-
no but get this: guy whose kismesis is one of those time dudes and they go back in time to someone'S first time and freezes time so they can beat them off crazy style so when they start pailing they finish after like one pump
Girl who be★rs the curse: I'm going to h★ve ★ coffee.
COMMON MANDIE W
now say their names together
vegeta tarble
BROCCOLI.
Bitter melon.
larpsona is callin 2 me like the jade goblin mask right now..
if no one got me i know mandie got me
went to chug another mug and everyone is all "oh dude you'RE going to die" just say you dislike me and don'T fuck with me and never want to support me ever again #mugmaniac
>> You probab1y d¡d 1o1o1
decided to see if i can sustain myself purely on troll mug rootbeer will let you guys know the results #mugmaniac
GUESS WHO GOT A BADGE LOSERS
7uri da7 is working alread7. brings a tear to m7 e7e
Coould yoou please include a proocess floow diagram oof yoour thoought evoolutioon because i am genuinely curioous hoow did yoou get too the coonclusioon that this is what i implied froom oone singular woord
Ragebaited
straight shadowboxing made up phantoms and still losing
you cant trust a guy who doesnt know where tf the urethra is bitches be aimless no sense of direction in life fated by mandate of heaven to wander without purpose or resolve forever prolly doesnt wash too
if you even set as much as one stepprong on to my planet i swear to fuck we are going to grab you and whatever goonalicious humans you have brought with you, and we'RE each going to grab a limb and pull as hard as we fucking can
Hoonestly brutal and hooly aura
Put a Subway oon yoour crootch challenge
-=[yyoure about to get clippedd by an alpha wwith a cold heart...._☺]=-
how i feel telling somebody i disagree with they can get fucked knowing damn well they cant otherwise they wouldnt be on this website posting dumb shit
its matesprit monday and i cant find mine in this town... she sent me a letter...
I h★ve decided to become ment★lly he★lthy. Th★nk you for supporting me in this choice.
BRB I WILL ACTUALLY GO BUY A BEER JZT 4 DIZ
just sitting here. beer #pouredout you'LL never guess where. #mycrotch. why haven'T you done it yet? are you not cool enough? to #pourabeeroutonyourcrotch for a #challenge?
DORK STRIDER.
You ★ll he★rd of this leeroy jenkins guy!? F★nt★stic.
I miss when me and the missus used to pop down to the local for a few drinks at the weekend……
RECHITTING DIZ ZO DA WHOLE WORLD KNOWZ
YUMEMRS.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >¡ l0v≡ y0u m/\nd!≡
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Y0u /\!nt m0gg!n n0 0n≡ s0n 🥀 >/\《 tu/\lly wh0 /\r≡ y0u /\g/\!n
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >N0th!ng ≡v≡r h/\pp≡ns
It's insane t-o-o- me h-o-o-w casually y-o-o-u w-o-o-uld subject pe-o-o-ple wh-o-o- have n-o-o- c-o-o-nsented t-o-o- being part -o-o-f y-o-o-ur sex scene t-o-o- y-o-o-ur public displays like this! It's like y-o-o-u d-o-o-n't care ab-o-o-ut the lives -o-o-f the pe-o-o-ple ar-o-o-und y-o-o-u because y-o-o-ur entertainent and sexual escapade are m-o-o-re imp-o-o-rtant! It's crazy t-o-o- me that y-o-o-u write these crazy fanficti-o-o-ns ab-o-o-ut a life y-o-o-u can't p-o-o-ssibly be living, because as I said ab-o-o-ve it w-o-o-uld make y-o-o-u a gr-o-o-ss predat-o-o-r, with-o-o-ut thinking ab-o-o-ut h-o-o-w they w-o-o-uld exist in the wider w-o-o-rld -o-o-utside -o-o-f the vacuum -o-o-f y-o-o-ur strange head. Bu yeah, girl p-o-o-wer -o-o-r whatever.
It's cr★zy how nobody be★ts Goku.
pirate a 10 caegar video game 1,000,000 times. company you pirate it from loses 10,000,000 caegars. company is now worth, like, 0 caegars. buy company for 0 caegars. uninstall all copies of the pirated game. company is now worth, like, 10,000,000 caegars again. you now own a 10,000,000 caegar company. why doesn'T anyone just do this?
MY LUSUS!
Yo badge drop soon bros
that must be hard for you man. i can'T imagine what you, or other purplebloods, have to go through every day. seriously, it makes my pusher ache.
But then I c★n't t★unt her. ★lso there's homoerotic undertones
Fuckkkkk I went to go t★unt my imprisoned riv★l but the c★mer★ shifted to her perspective to m★ke it seem like I w★s the one behind the b★rs. Commenting on the f★ct th★t in ★ w★y I ★m ★ prisoner to my own ide★ls fuckkkkk
☆ fuKKin PREACH smell liKe stale paint and flat soda☆
MY LUSUS!
MY LUSUS!
Don't worry bros I know a guy
((Btw just wanna say that laulum is CANONICALLY bad at writing ok i was cringing the whole time i was writing that but yk, gotta stay in character 🥀
some commentary. i would not great him with "hey asshole". just "hey." would suffice. you'RE doing a little too much. on top of that, i would also not call kryqus good boy, i would say "good pony." you also seem to have ignored the fact that kryqus is not a good kisser, something that really takes me out the believability of this encounter. you also do not do much to evoke the scene. what kryqus and i are doing, our body language - the only real description of action comes from the kissing and really takes away from the passion of it all. what are my hands doing? how is my body angled? it feels more like someone playing with dolls than it does a lustful encounter. i hope you can take this criticism away to improve your future writings.
@naughtyTechnician ZORRY THIZ IZ WHAT I HAVE FOR NOW ALZO @conzequentlyOblique I HATE HOW YOU GUEZZED IT WAZ ABT YOU TOO FUCK YOU TAGZ: #NZFW #ZUGGEZTIVE #CNC?? #IMPLIEDPAILING (ONLY IMPLIED FOR NOW) DIZ IZ ZO CRINGY I WANNA DIE UGH OK WHATEVER ------ It waz a boring evening. Kryquz had nothing to do, he waz bored out of hiz pan. He opened hiz huzktop and went on chittr for a while. He zcrolled, commented, pozted. Az uzual. Until he heard zomething unexpected. A knock at the door of hiz hive? Ztrange. He wazn’t expecting any gueztz today, zo who could it be? He thought, before getting up and opening the door. It waz none other than Phuntr. “Hey, azzhole.” “…Phuntr?” Kryquz raized an eyebrow. Why Phuntr, out of all people? “You owe me 20 caegarz.” “Ooh. Right. Well I doon’t have, uh, any, right noow. Can i pay yoou later?” “u’RE alwayz zaying that…you know what? I can dizmizz your debt.” Phuntr then leaned in and whizpered againzt Kryquz’ ear. “ You can pay me…in a different way…” The wordz zent a chill down Kryquz’ zpine. He couldn’t pozzibly be zuggezting that…could he? He knew it waz wrong, that he zhould juzt back away and tell him to fuck off, but. At the zame time, a part of him kind of wanted it. He’z thought about it zeveral timez, zeveral lightz, juzt praying for the day he finally got the chance to pail with him. “uh, yoou knoow what, zure.” He nodded and let him in hiz hive. Phuntr let out a quiet chuckle. “good boy.” The compliment left Kryquz in awe, and he could feel hiz face warming up ever zo zlightly. Zuddenly, Phuntr grabbed him by the chin and planted a zmall, gentle kizz on Kryquz’ lipz. He pulled away before he could even react. “hnn, doon’t be cooy.” Kryquz zaid and kizzed him back, thiz time it waz a longer and more pazzionate kizz. Phuntr reciprocated it immediately. UHHHHHHHHH NOPE NOPE OK 10 LIKEZ FOR PART 2
it'S crazy considering you'VE kissed kryqus and i haven'T
i got my airpods in #vagueposting
No prob bro
nice. very good. thanks man
MY LUSUS!
who else is phuntastic dude
You know who else is phuntastic
today'S affirmation: i am phuntastic
BATTER UP < IT'S GOING WELL, I THINK. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8A246704ED01.PNG > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < TO COUNT IT OUT FOR YOU, THE TEAM MANAGER, 2 SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGERS, 5 LAWYERS, 17 INTERNS, THE GUY THE DOES THE CATERING, AND 4 PLAYERS ARE CURRENTLY RUNNING AFTER ME IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET ME TO STOP. IT IS HOPELESS FOR THEM. AND YES, I AM TYPING THIS ALL OUT AS I BRISKLY OUT-JOG THEM AROUND THE STADIUM. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < THIS MIGHT SOUND A LITTLE ANTICLIMACTIC BUT I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER EXITED A STADIUM WITHOUT SOME KIND OF ASSISTANT OR AIDE GUIDING ME. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS? I AM TRAPPED IN A FUCKING LABYRINTH WITH NO WAY OUT. AND THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN. SLAUGHTER SPHERE IS IN ITS FINAL HOUR AND I, BATTUR RUNMAN AM THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SAVE IT. THAT IS, IF I DIDN'T KEEP RUNNING INTO FUCKING ABLUTION BLOCKS. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY. > HOMERUN
You know who else says hmm
You know who else has a piss beam
BATTER UP < YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD RECENTLY THAT I, BATTUR RUNMAN, HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN A LITTLE SCANDAL AND HAVE BEEN ASKED BY MY LEGAL TEAM TO MAKE A STATEMENT REGARDING IT. LAST WIPE, A FAN APPROACHED ME AND ASKED ME TO SIGN THEIR VINTAGE BAT - AN HONOR FOR ME, TO SEE SOMEONE SO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THE SPORT, WHO IS ALSO A FAN OF MINE. OF COURSE, I SIGNED IT WITHOUT HESITATION. HE RAN OFF. LATER THAT DAY, WHILE ON A LONG WALK I ENCOUNTERED THIS FAN USING SAID BAT TO PLAY, I BELIEVE IT WAS CALLED "CRICKET". WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? FIRST OF ALL, HARDLY EVEN A REAL FUCKING SPORT. SECOND OF ALL, IT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT FUCKING BAT? SO, LET ME TELL YOU, THE FURY THAT I FLEW INTO UPON SEEING HIM USING THAT PRISTINE BAT FOR SOME UTTER BARKBEAST SHIT, IT WAS WARRANTED. IT WAS NECESSARY. AND HONESTLY, I SHOULD BE THANKED FOR THIS. ANYWAYS. I'LL BE BENCHED UNTIL MY COURT DATE IS OVER. FUCK. #VIOLENCE > HOMERUN
~Oh is this a ch~OO~se y~Our ~Own adventure type thing? I start jerking ~Off ~#nsfw~
have people considered that the quality of posts on this website would drastically increase if there was way less of those blonde twinks around? #justletithappen
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the first chittr pregnancy and it'S fucking hatebot
20k kult. i'M sure when you first saw me on this website you thought "wow this guy is going to go far" and here we are. after much consideration post the #teamchudelection we all know what the people want. so i'LL give it to you. i present to you, your 20k kult reward. phuntr guynax in a dress. i hope you are happy. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/894923e3e333.png
i'LL be here all wipe
louow-midblouoouod t.twinks are easy t.touo find let.t me knouow when souomeouone finds a puwurple t.twink
i'M literally a fat stupid CHUD!!! rahhh
✪✪✪✪ - Hey, it's me, Trolku! 😃 Wow, my palmhusk is FULL of strong fighters! 😲 I can't wait to fight all of you! Even if Chichi won't let me come to the fight night! 😊🤗🤗😊
✪✪✪✪ - Sure! I'm always up for a fight! 😊
\B€ST SHOW IN ALL OF ALT€RNIA OF COURS€. Although I May Hav€ Mad€ An €dit Of Th€ Sc€n€ So My Favorit€ Charact€r Had Th€ Transformation Rath€r Than His Rival.\
Anoother kind sooul learns aboout the existence oof timezoones. Nature is amazing
now that i'VE started smoking again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9abeb59651dd.png
TOP TEN CHITTS THAT MAKE YOU DARK AND EMOTIONLESS. #JUSTAGLIMPSEOFMYDARKANDFUCKEDUPMIND
better. i can take you to two subways
i could treat you so much better baby
<<"hehe, fair enough! hope it goes well!">>
<<"you do?? congrats, mandie, that's great!!!">>
[[WHERE IS HE]]Oh I'd be honored fr[[WHERE IS OMNIMAN]]
[[WHERE IS HE]]Oh damn congratulations[[WHERE IS OMNIMAN]]
keep calm and #phunt on
-=[x-)))) aand illgetyiu annother one next sweep !!_☺]=-
-=[hii manie x-)_☺]=-
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
-=[sokmmeeboddyyy is talkinggg about meee :-)_☺]=-
every/)ne is n/)nchalant in their /)wn way i guess br/) (gender neutral)
#BAZED #AURAFARMING
so why did you pop a squat and shit them away like edward daggerpalms depressed after masturbating
you should make some first and then keep them and not badmouth them to their faces on some prissy ass lockerroom drama bullshit
how it be on this bitch of an earth squaring up against @tentativelyTenebrous in echoside thats juggalo for straight up fucking hell how am i winning when shes got shooters in every zip code opps on every track this shit is comical https://i.imgur.com/bKOpgAr.gif
Doing this to you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c075★0130e★7.gif
Anyoone else hear that oominoous bell soound? Noo? Just me?
i said it before and i'LL say it again. there will NEVER be another phutnr fucking guynax. if she makes a clone of me i will legit slime that shit out frame 1. even the robot pissed me off, man.
*sees the annoying gimmick for the day. remembers my vow* 🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷
yeah
Today, I choose 🪷. I won't even argue with the dumbest most freak loser this site has to offer. I am 🪷
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >h!s 0wn slurry m/\yb≡ #nsfw
daily affirmations i will eat a 5 caegar footlong today
-=[mmmmokayy x-) eeven iff it was a ffewperigrees ago i didntget youu anywthing do you want a cake ?????_☺]=-
i'M eating a subway cookie and watching cartoons on my palmhusk
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"= vote tekras. write in. this is my message. what else. ="
it'S down to the wire now. only ten minute remain in the #teamchudelections and this will, most likely, be my last post about it (until after the results). i will continue to do outreach until it'S called. this is your LAST CHANCE to be a part of history. #phunt will RISE. the atmosphere is ELECTRIC. be the change. https://forms.gle/nmV4FUKPhY4XNriS7
if i lose there will be no more #ablutiontime for me. do you really want to take that away from me? it'S, like, one of the only things i have man
the underdog. they said #phunt could never win. who is LAUGHING NOW? it'S neck and neck. down to the fucking wire. 30 minutes remain. be the change you want to fucking see in the world. #teamchudelections #vote4phunt https://forms.gle/nmV4FUKPhY4XNriS7
[[WHERE IS HE]]WHERE IS HE[[WHERE IS OMNIMAN]]
VOTE FOR US. #TEAMCHUDELECTION
phuntr guynax alleges electi0n fraud despite n0 evidence t0wards this claim
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#myresponse coming soon
Just took 12 inches. Of actual cock. #nsfw
just took 12 inches. #nsfw #ofsubway #the5caegarfootlong #yum
happy pride month yo hella jeff will now be bisexual jeff for the rest of the month
if i ate a hotdog in under 4 seconds would that impress anyone or no
@coonsequentlyOoblique and @universallyCoonquering strapped me intoo the electric chair at the Super Gooooning Hive 8[
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that's why he's the goat your banner is sick btw
Doo yoou alsoo goo oout and then spend the entire time thinking "man i wish i was at hive playing TF2"
Soometimes i hide coontrabanda in my hair it's soo knootty the droones will never find it here
why do we enjoy frolicking through fields of flowers? or sitting on the edge of a cliff overlooking a late? why do we write poetry, or cry when we witness a moving story? search deep inside for these answers and soon you may come to understand the need for the super gooning hive
hello people of chittr. my close associate @universallyConquering and i are seeking an investment of approximately 10 billion caegars in order to construct what we are calling the "super gooning hive." it will have 9 floors, each differently dedicated to a different genre of gooning on each one. over 60 blocks designed for gooning. before you ask, no, just giving us the money will not ensure you have access to the super gooning hive, but we will maybe consider it depending on your application. thank you for your consideration. #nsfw
yet none to me. curious
people on here will have a username like murderkiller21 and be like hey guys i'M nice
-=[AWESOOME_☺]=-
|mpress|ve.
SCREAMING AT THE ANGELS. WHILE THEY PuSHED HIM THROuGH THE DOOR.
-=[whaatts your favorite rn x-)_☺]=-
Hello neighbor
I'm testosterone maxing (playing hello neighbor with the hello neighbor shoes shirt and jeans on while listening to hello neighbor song DA Games)
@nicheLarper
Stand ready for my arrival neighbor
When i was a grub they mistooook me foor slaughter sphere ball and yooinked me the fuck oout oof stratoosphere with a bat this is why i am like this
G̳o̳k̳u̳ ̳w̳o̳u̳l̳d̳ ̳l̳i̳k̳e̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳.̳ @nicheLarper
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K--<threw up from drinking too much so ive decided to try and calm my stomach down with a drink
Guys is this real is this Oomnitrooll froom the hit shoow Troollvincible is it true
moving like the immort∆l they see omnim∆n ∆nd ∆ll re∆son le∆ves their he∆ds
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Ooh oof coourse it is Phuntr noo oone has ever dooubted yoou
my sylladex is full of breakfast food right now dude
Ookay noow that #ooutglutmasquerade is almoost oover i have a coonfessioon too make. Here's the list oof my sins: - Brooke the vase in the beginning oof first night. Everyoone saw it - Goot loost shoortly after that and had a panic attack after barricading myself in a tooilet - Goot ignoored by Burais - Stressed the hoost oout by yelling hoow i am gooing too kill this oone attendee - Assaulted Himeroo with a doonut as my chooice oof weapoon - Develooped kleptoomania twoo nights in and stoole approoximately aboout 36 doonuts 28 canapés 12 boottles oof wine 4 roolls oof tooilet paper 2 caegars oon the floooor and soomeoone's fake lashes - Started a secret campaign oof hunting doown my friend's crazy ex & many moore My apooloogies too everyoone affected by my actioons. Except the guy i threatened too kill. Serioously whoo the fuck annoounces their arrival with a flashbang??? Soome oof us have phootoophoobia yoou dick 8/
Neighborhour comeback sometime soon You will all not know when until too late
-=[ hiii mandie x-)_☺]=-
We yes WE are killing Himeroo
chittr... let'S larp...
word of the day: chud
i wanna poke phuntrs big belly and go "yummers!" ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
K--<alright the #teamchud smash or pass is OVER. FINAL RANKINGS. #1: KAIKKA MOHDEM - 63%/37% @goldenGigabyte #2: BURAIS KARLEH - 51.9%/48.1% @tentativelyTenebrous #3: VIANTI LEZRYX - 37%/63% @militaristicGeek #4: MANDIE ?????? - 29.6%/70.4% @nicheLarper #5: KRYQUS XYLLEM - 29.6%/70.4% @naughtyTechnician #6: PHUNTR GUYNAX - 25.9%/74.1% @consequentlyOblique this is the OFFICIAL #teamchud power ranking. accept no substitute! thank you for your answers. those who left your trolltags, we may be in touch.
would you guys believe me if i said i was #gettingit at the masquerade? and by it i mean, heh, hit on
K--<we are phuntr guynax we carry the flame
we are phuntr
I was just typing the poost "my virtual breasts are prootecting me froom sexual harassment like an airbag" and then anoother coonfessioon aboout my beastsoona's spheres droopped whoo is fucking ooutplaying me
It's right behind me isn't it
genuinely what the fuck is happening tonight #protectteamchud
K--<the deep state is trying to get team chud laid so they lose their chud status
BATTER UP < SORRY FOR THE SLIGHT ABSENCE. I'VE BEEN SPENDING A LITTLE TIME COACHING THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE TEAM. THOUGH NOT EXPLICITLY MY JOB, THE BEST OUR CURRENT COACH CAN DO IS STRATEGY - HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE PRIMAL URGE IT TAKES TO KNOCK THEM OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK. THE ADRENALIN YOU SEE AS THE BALL FLIES SKY FUCKING HIGH. THE RAGE ONE FEELS WHEN THEY SEE A COCKY SMIRK ON A PITCHER'S FACE. THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD AT SAYING "HEY MAN, THROW IT TO FIRST" WHEN WE'RE FIELDING THOUGH. LIKE YEAH. NO FUCKING SHIT. I WAS ABOUT TO THROW IT TO THIRD. DUMBASS. > HOMERUN
✪✪✪✪ - Hey, friends, it's me, Trolku! Apparently the feast was for Goku day! (😲that's me!) I ate a lot of good food and got to spar with my friends, it was a lot of fun! Just wish I remembered it so I could invite all of you guys, too!
@nicheLarper
BATTER UP < PRO SLAUGHTER SPHERE TIP: EVERY BALL IS FUCKING EVIL. THEY'RE EVIL AND THEY'RE GOING TO DO THINGS TO YOU. YOU NEED TO CLOBBER THEM WITH YOUR BAT TO PROTECT YOURSELF. > HOMERUN
Immortal searches for Omni-Man
Dinosaurus VS. the nation of Greenland full fight
Funny Seance Barkbeast Drink A Pepsi
Cecil hits the Gym in new clip.
mark becomes a bee
the mauler twins blow up discord
Omni-Man confesses to Mark
Thragg catches Rabies
Nolan cooks a delicious meal for his wife and sons
Omni-Man is Hypnotised
#ForcedIntoTeamChud #CantEvenGetABadgeCauseImEmployed #FuckMyStupidChudLife
Get their ass Mandie
not a highblood but casper smells
BATTER UP < BEFORE I CAN EVEN BEGIN TO GIVE YOU SOME TIPS, YOU FIRST NEED TO GO AND BUY A BAT. THIS WILL BE YOUR BAT. NO ONE ELSE'S. YOU MUST TAKE IT OUTSIDE, WHEREVER IS COMFORTABLE FOR YOU AND SWING IT. 10,000 TIMES, EVERY DAY, FOR A WEEK. YOU MUST BOND AND BECOME ONE WITH YOUR HOLY FUCKING WEAPON. LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE GOT THAT HANDLED AND WE CAN RUN OVER SOME BASIC STUFF LIKE WHEN TO STEAL AND BUNTING (WHICH I NEVER DO). > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME WHAT MY GREATEST PLAY IS. ALTERNIA SERIES, SEMI-FINALS '21. NO ONE PLAYER CAN STOP MY HIT, SO ALL 13 LINED UP, SINGLE FILE, IN ATTEMPT TO BRACE FOR MY FUCKING HIT. I PIERCED STRAIGHT THROUGH ALL 13 IN ONE SINGLE HIT OF THE SPHERE, CAUSING THE GAME TO END INSTANTLY. A NEVER BEFORE SEEN FEAT IN SLAUGHTER SPHERE. THAT'S RIGHT, ATTEMPT THE "COWARD'S GAMBIT" PLAY ON ME AGAIN. SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS. I BELIEVE I ALSO HAVE TO TAG THIS POST AS #VIOLENCE > HOMERUN
holy fuck #teamchud #phunt
K--<@consequentlyOblique @nicheLarper @naughtyTechnician @militaristicGeek CHECK YOUR BADGES
Donald goes to Hawaii
get @nicheLarper involved please. they would enjoy it
~W~Oke up. still hate yO~u. Yes yO~u the ~One reading this. N~Ot r~Omantically. I just think yO~u suck ass~
Smash or pass is such a boring game only two options Wanna know a game with plenty of options? check out hello neighbor on steam today! https://store.steampowered.com/app/521890/Hello_Neighbor/ #nsfw #helloneigbor
guys it'S 18 beer saturday make sure to drink 18 beers #substance #phunt
if i list3n to 3nough phonk do3s that count as going to th3 gym?
What title doo yoou think i'll get when i'm oolder
I have an idea oof a new natioonal hooliday #kryqusday it's oon my wriggling day and it's the oonly day yoou're noot alloowed too be mean too me but everyoone coollectively decides too ignoore the rule and make fun oof me using the hashtag #kryqusgay and i'm miserable and crying oon the floooor and all my friends left me because i'm cringe and they hate me
yeah i think about it every time i hit the hookah kaboom kablow #lyriccontinuationposting
hey guys how about #phuntrposting yeahhh #phuntrposting !!! hahaha.... ha... haa.... uh, anyone???
HimerooGPT generate me a poost everyoone will like and pity
They are sending me too the boottoom oof the sea foor foour thoousand sweeps oor until i get eaten alive by seadwellers
A great meeting with my constituents. Thank you both, @controversialMilk & @naughtyTechnician, for sharing your opinions! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/obamna.png
Hello neighbor
Sensatioonal news: Casper Cooooper has never played Grubcraft 3 @channelsixsixsixNews #casperpoosting #casperfacts #kryquspoosting
very¶"nonchalant"¶and¶"not¶obsessed"¶of¶you¶@naughtyTechnician https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/rakhni/Screenshot_20260503_030252_Adblock%20Browser.jpg
Fr imagine i'd have too type oout О-> befoore every single sentence
>0+ IMAGINE IF I HAD tО tALK LIKE tHIS AND DEDICAtE MY ENTIRE QUIRK tО MAKING SURE It RESEMBLES MY SIGN LMFAОООООО.
~Just sO~ y~Ou knO~w I am watching every single mO~ve ~Of y~Our with b~Oth ~Of my eyes and if i see any evidence O~f yO~u sabO~taging my ~Online page, I will fucking kill yO~u.~
Lmfaoooooooooo
Just soo yoou knoow i am watching every single moove oof yoours with booth oof my eyes and if i see any evidence oof yoou sabootaging my oonline page i will fucking kill yoou
I knoow right. Booth oof his eyes. Lmfaoo
Poosting this foor the recoord https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/hhhh_less_than_three.PNG
Speedrunning pusher failure by chugging 13 energy drinks in the span oof 3 hoours. If yoou even care
Back ooff that's my sugar loowblooood
I tagged three oof them soo they can discuss and give coonstructive criticism but Mandie loowkey destrooyed my plan just noow
Why the fuck are yoou even here i did noot tag yoou alsoo yes Himeroo is nice oone Phuntr is neutral and Mandie is mean they are balancing each oother oout
it'S a very prestigious position
#AtZeroLikesIWillDoNothing #MyNothing
"Mr. Be★st" huh? He must be ★ powerful fighter to e★rn such ★ n★me.
can'T believe who just fucking followed me #phuntr4prez
#nowplaying all hail shadow - crush 40 https://youtu.be/IDGG6iCyR4w?si=qV1w4eUtAPWJC58h
i'M pleased to announce that our first pick in the #chittrdraft will be @postTagger joining #teamchud please everyone give them a warm welcome to the team during this transitionary period
guys listen when i was hanging out with kryqus the other week he kept saying how everyone was "just a little tooo woke" and that his profile pic was "just to get the wookies to foolloow me". just thought everyone would like to know #kryqusposting
A BADGE FOR EACH GRUB. 10,002 BADGES.
It's all oover the screen
ofcoursehighbloodimsorryhighblood
hhhffkk fuck Imsorryishouldntbeinsultingtheart. imsorryhighblood. imsorrymandie
I am gooing too pay yoou extra
Gets soo hard i pass oout
ooh my good
jerkin mi peanuts ♥️ 15 ♦️ 7
Ook
Had a nightmare that i was bullied oof Chittr because soomeoone leaked my nudes and everyoone saw hoow flat my ass is. Soomeoone called it "microowave cake" and i wooke up in tears
finished my dumplings. rubs my big big belly. now i'M going to go to the arcade and make some people want to cull me
i don'T think any amount of money or fame would make me willingly live on a fucking island with other chittr users
thanks man
The emplooyment center just called they said the heir poositioon is vacant shoould i goo foor it
What the hell that's my dad's name
#kryqusposting zebra
10,002 ACTUALLY.
Coongrats oon yoour undeniable victoory
FREE PETS ADOPT ME BOBLOX. COME CAVERNS.
I hoope i get my oown #ooutglutgame riddle soo everyoone playing it woould rooll their eyes with a deep sigh and goo "ooh it's this fucking guy"
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There are imperial droones ooutside my hive
missingno vs troll invincible and troll omni man
sbahj in: ě̷̛̜̞̯̺͇͑͌͑̒͂̊̑̒̚̕̕͝r̵̨̪̰̰̟͍͛̾̃̄̀͂̕ͅr̷͔̥̊̈͐͊́̎̚ơ̴̧̛̛͚̹̪̞̱̠̑̀͂̿̊̑̆͆̋̓̆̕͠ŗ̸͍̟̖̜͙̥̤̤͛̉̓̋͗̓͘͝ȩ̸̢̖͇͖̺͖̦͕̳̣̅̄r̵̛͕̣͍̖̦̘̮͇̗̥̠̞̤͔̩̊̄ŗ̶̝͉͓̲̠̰̼̜̪̩̤̠͙͚̎͝ͅỏ̸̺̖̽̈́̈́̉̏̅͝͝͝r̴̮̩̼͚̔͑̓̅͊̽̌́̈́͘ę̴̞̙̣̥̟̯̣̃r̴̡̩̼̖̠̞̰̜̺̼̩̻̟͎̻̖̆͌͆͊͂̑ŗ̸̡̛̜̱̭͍̤̩͕̘̦͔͉͈̂͗̀͗̾̓̕ȯ̷̢̭͈̙̳̗̮̳̱̱͋͒̂̇̄̇̆͆̚ŗ̶̛̯͉͓͇͚̟͉̰̦͉͍͕͎̹̈͒̆̓̈́̀̈́̒ě̴̢͕̞͖̪͖ṙ̴̢̨̢͚̯̲͎͈̘͙̱̆̍̽̈̀̔̒͒̈́̎̊̓͠ͅr̷̢̛̺̻̘̬̪͎̣͖̔̏̎̓̿̽͒̌̕̕͘͝ö̷͇̟͌͆̾̏̌̍̀͋̽̈́̆͠͝ṙ̴̢̨̲͕̮̟͖̰̊̈̈̈̿̾̿̎͆̔̄̈́̕̕͜͜͠͠ https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/itKeepsHappening.png
Oliver becomes Freudian
Michael fights Douglas
vwhen wvill it be my turn to be captured and used sexually by a hot babe vwith mental disorders #nsfvw #nsfwve
This is aboout ME and MY glasses. Fuck yoou
Hey guys it's me the guy with the cooool alien shades ah whatever looook at my bulge i guess
1000 caegars but kryqus gets 12 hours of access to your palmhusk
1000 caegars but you gotta let your moirail go through your palmhusk
I ate a persoon oonce
Hm. Why the hell not, chittrverse? A second raisin.
[in troll jackass cadence] i'M phuntr guynax, and this is "the highblood ragebait" [troll jackass guitar riff begins to play]
full reddit scene invincible
wwho up touchin their wwilly #nsfww
>O+ I HAVE tO POSt tHIS DRAWING I MADE #ARt HttPS://FILE.GARDEN/ADPXJWZQKVR-NRFP/IMG_20260428_174615_296.JPG
In the Casper vs Mandie war i'm oon Mandie's side goo my little sugarloowblooood
he'S an indigo through and through it seems
Doon't tell me what too doo WARMBLООD
you can say lowblood i'LL give you the pass bro
#auraloss
Well yeah i have many loowblooood friends heh. Almoost all oof them are WARMBLООООDS actually. Yoou can call me....an ally. Oone oof the gooood oones i guess. Heh. *i pull my fedoora doown oover my eyes smiling mysterioously* *my fedoora rips because oof my hoorns making me looook like a coomplete idioot*
WOWEE!! I just won 2.5 MILLION boondollars on THIS WEBSITE! Click on this link for free boonbucks! freeboobnuckslegit.com
Donald discovers he's a RoboCop
@nicheLarper i think this means you'RE in with this user'S mother. potentially.
on some 9-C shit
is this #tuff
no gods no masters
all 45 seconds of the invincible war
Nolan and Immortal compare sizes
Nolan trains Mark and Oliver
Oliver becomes imprisoned in a giant magnetic sphere and nobody saves him
are there any baddies out there who fuck with a chud who'S good at rougelikes
Alright, sure. #GolfingWithTrollbama will likely happen closer to early May. For those interested, I would ask you fill out this form so you may be alerted on updates regarding Golfing with Trollbamaᵀᴹ: https://forms.gle/y4HEbc23Fe74dTbS9
Haha is that a gun in yoour pants oor yoou're just happy too see me 8DDD ooh wait it is a gun. Wait stoop. Please take yoour finger ooff the trigger and get that thing oout oof my moouth i'm starting too get really nervoous #vioolence
i guess there's some sol∆ce to be t∆ken in not being some new ∆dv∆nced level chud like some of the folks on the site.
K--<chittr is like omelas there has to be an indigo in tremendous amounts of torment at all times for it to function and it aint me anymore bitches its kryqus's turn
My new #mystery tierlist https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/new%20tierlist.png
CHICKEN NUTGUTS.
When yoour mutual woon't stoop reacting too all oof yoour chitts soo yoou loowdirkenuinely have too drain all oof their blooood and maul what's left #goore
>>| .i miss "dr. hive" show. .it was .interesting to watch .all the process .and some funny romance .ongoing between the team. the quadrant changing .every season was .exciting .and .it was .an .unique .approach .in my .opinion.
>> ¡'ve never ડeen ¡t tbh and poડtડ 1¡ke th¡ડ make me fee1 1¡ke ¡'m m¡ડડ¡ng out
I'm goonna eat my sloop #mysloop #breakfast #ispilledhootsludgeoonmybooxers #hurtslikehell #oow #oow #oow #oow
Oliver feels Sigma
Anyone want to come with me to throw bricks at cars on the freeway?
HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND!!!!! OUR ROSTER WILL INCLUDE: - TWELVE TROLLS, RUST-VIOLET CASTES. TWO OF YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO ENTER AS HEMOANONYMOUS, BUT BE WARNED, WE WILL NOOOOOT CENSOR IT IF YOU START BLEEDING OR RELEASING OTHER FLUIDS ON LIIIIIVE TV. - TWO PROSPITANS AND TWO DERSITES, PREFERABLY AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE MAFIA DUDES, BUT I WILL CONSIDER EVERYONE. - EIIIIIGHT OF THOSE HUMAN THANGS. I DON'T KNOW YOUR BLOOD COLORS SO DON'T TELL ME, YOU ARE ALL PERSONALITY HIRES. - TWO WILDCARDS, BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME FREEEEEAKY ASS ALIENS ON HERE I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. GOD TIER/IMMORTAL/ETC. APPLICANTS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. SORRY FOLKS, NO DIVINITY ALLOWED HERE! THE GRAND PRIZE FOR WINNING WILL BE A FAST TRACK TO SLEEEEEAZY TABLOID FAME, A SMALL FORTUNE, AND *ONE* FAVOR OF YOUR CHOICE GRANTED BY @GUTSYGUMSHOE WITH EITHER HER INCREDIBLE GODLIKE POWERS OR HER INFINITE CAPITALISTIC REACH. THIS SEASON WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE AQUARIUS ISLANDS, THE FORMER SITE OF #ERIDANWEEK, COMPLEEEEETELY RENOVATED INTO A STUNNING SUMMER CAMP-ESQUE SETTING. DON'T WORRY, THE CHALLENGES ARE TOOOOOTALLY SAFE! WE HAD TONS OF CROCKERCORP INTERNS TEST THEM OUT, AND OOOOONLY A FEW OF THEM PERMADIED! ON THAT TOPIC, THIS SEASON OF STUUUUUNNING TELEVISION WILL BE SPONSORED BY CROCKERCORP, AIRING EXCLUSIVELY ON THE BETTYBROADCAST WORLDWIDE NETWORK (BBW). THIS IS WHAT ALLOWS US TO HOST THE FIRST! EVER! INTEEEEERDIMENSIONAL SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND. YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 1ST TO GET YOUR AUDITIONS IN, AT WHICH POINT WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE FINAL CAST! WE WILL BEGIN LIVE BROADCASTING ON MAY 11TH! PLEASE *READ* AND FILL OUT THE ATTACHED FORM TO GET YOUR STRUTPOD IN THE DOOR AND SECURE YOUR POTENTIAL PLACE IN TELEVISION HISTORY! DISCLAIMER: WE MAKE NO PROMISES THAT ANYONE WHO SOMEHOW PERISHES DURING THE FILMING WILL BE REVIVED. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/4LZUEZDJBB3IJUQD8
9,999 GRUBS
10,002 GRUBS.
Glorbp Bimbop
Hm. Tapioca pudding.
I'm exhausted sad loonely and there's blue jizz all oover my Moountain Dew boottle i might have too make a #ventart aboout this
Phuntr wants my bulge and my gloobes? #nsfw
Omni-Man calls Debbie Pitybait [Invincible Clip]
amber gets revenge
Invincible Variant: Heterosexual Mark
Black Samson's in this episode too!
#lol
Yeah his choopped highness woould noot survive chittr
Goo hoome broo i just came back froom the dead yoou can't die as well 8/
Great soo he's like extremely fucking choopped it's insane
He's grinning soo fucking hard noow. He has noo idea hoow HARD i'm goonna oown him 8DDDD https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/oowned.png
nolan on the MOON!!!
Burais goes Too Far
Mark meets Vince
Immortal vs. Dr. Sex full fight
Vianti lies about Pailing to her Trolltendo DS in new clip
Omniman Buraisposts about his Wife
Mark becomes Augmented
invincible clip
Clip: Invincible kneels for HIC
Robot gets a Divorce
Oliver apologises.
invincible tries weed and nothing happens
Dupli-Kate and Donald explore the ancient Viltrumite temple
Omni-Man takes Oliver fishing
weezer cameo full clip
Anissa cries for a week straight
The Maulers Are In Trouble
Oliver tries his best
If i'm gooing too die in this fight there's my will @amaranthineThread gets all oof my savings and my Woorld oof Grubcraft accoount @nicheLarper gets my beastsoona and my Chittr loogin @fellatedEdge gets my stupid t-shirt coollectioon and my shamegloobes @coonsequentlyOoblique gets the funkoo poops that were gifted too me and i doon't really knoow what too doo with them but that's goonna be Phuntr's prooblem froom noow oon @tentativelyTenebroous gets my glasses and the girls froom my dms @coontrooversialMilk gets my nudes And if i woon't die foorget i said anything i'll take it all back 8]
was about to start a chitt with the phrase "to a misogynist like me" and my shareholders have advised me that it might not be the best idea so we'RE canning that one
Is she being held at gunp.o°int t.o° say this
I see everyoone talking aboout their scent and i am noot participating i proomise yoou it' very unpleasant right noow cuz having sligthly less than 17 beers and being aroound Phuntr cannoot affect a trooll poositively
At 10, 000 kults too celebrate i'm either goonna have crazy mindbloowing sex oor get publicly beheaded i haven't decided yet #nsfw
I am pleased to announce Phuntr Guynax has joined "Team Chud". I am an ally.
Jeremy attends the Trollimede Invitational
Yoou are my favoorite and yoou knoow that
Currently bracketed events for the First Trollimede Invitational: Char Aznable (@gallantChar) vs Therus Rokath (@astralVoyager) in Mecha Combat Rypite Koldan (@visionaryInstallment#3252) vs Wrothe Aiaray (@gratuitousAnnuity) (Ruleset undecided) "Team Chud" (Burais Karleh @tentativelyTenebrous, Kryqus Xyllem @naughtyTechnician, Mandie @nicheLarper) vs Cronus Ampora (@aeneasCaldarium) in a Tag-Team Match Caliborn (@caliBorn) vs Any Who Dare Challenge Him at Hell in a Cell Please stay tuned for more information. I am an ally.
I am putting together a tournament. All proceeds will go to Warmblood. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfXSHw5xk_GUvJNNUNss7-KAYGraD2iQsWJqpWaOIQjEIQGJA/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=100510741851543865913 please join. I am an ally.
There is a broonzeblooood woorse than Tekras. Wild
Thragg explains to Melissa that HRT doesn't cause infertility in Viltrumites [ShowClips.grub]
Mark goes Gaga
Mark performs a Backwards Long Jump
Donald and Michael share a Burger
Mark gets Cosplayer Pussy [Highlight]
Dude can't wait foor the next @invincibleShoow clip i'm soo excited
WATCH: Phuntr warns Cecil too late
Invincible: The Immortal starts wearing Grey Bodypaint
Amber goes to Bed
Watch: Dinoboy vs Machine Gun Man
Nolan introduces his New Daughter to Thragg
The Machine Gun Man makes a new friend
Rumour: New Series of Troll Invincible will be Ten Episodes of Mark & Amber Bickering with Zero Fights
Donald joins the Team
Coming up this time on Troll Invincible: Fourty Fucking Minutes Of Bullshit Relationship Drama Nobody Gives A Shit About
Mark ponders if any of this is real
It all returns to nothing.
Atom Eve gives up
Cecil builds a Zeppelin
Nolan and Omni-Man go to Space
Victor gets Fight Night to reach the User Cap
Invincible goes to Ant City
the new guardians visit the library
Chester goes to a Duran Duran concert
Nolan owns Deborah in argument
feeling a little quirky after last night. might follow up by drinking between one and one hundred beers today #substance
What the fuck is gooing oon
Johnny Dynamite and Greg visit Jamaica (Show Clip)
Ten Thousand Hungry Grubs are Easily dispatched by Monster Girl and Robot in the new series of Troll Invincible
Thragg defeats Ten Thousand grubs
Thragg and Mark team up to defeat Ten Thousand Grubs
Thragg goes to Fight Night
Mark thinks about retiring.
Robot becomes Femcel in new episode of Troll Invincible
Clip: Mark talks to his Ex
Mark comes to Cecil
The Viltrumites infiltrate the League of Super Friends
MUST SEE: Mark loses his Virginity! (CLIP)
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW: Mark REGAINS his Virginity in new series of Troll Invincible!
While playing Minecraft, it is advised NOT to attempt to sleep in the Nether.
Thragg eats Breakfast (Invincible S9xE5)
LEAK: Production clip of Immortal KISSING Omni-man!?!?
wigglerhood is thinking hank is the vwillain adulthood is understanding that walter is the vwillain maturity is seeing that skylar is the vwillain #deep #breakingbad
Michael defeats Graham in Hand-To-Hand Fisticuffs
Nepeta Leijon is brutally destroyed in 10 minute beatdown scene by Omniman and Conquest
The Dynamite Lad Aurafarms On Jeremy
Can yoou tag this as #leaks
Omni-Man Comics Clips Edit 4k Hype Moments For Edit Free To Use
@nicheLarper what's yoour favoorite Trooll Invincible variant i'm oon seasoon 2
Blurt talks to Alien Michael
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Omni-Man reveals he is Rypite
Thragg discovers "Phonk".
The Wright brothers take flight in their marvellous flying machine!
Me and Battlebeast
Which Troll Invincible characters would YOU like to see clips of?
Omni-Man makes a Cheese and Onion Sandwich
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW: Deborah goes to the store
Is there a Battlebeast gets naked and coovered in blooood clip i just started watching
Invincible Series 7 Clip Dark Battlebeast kills the Smiling Friends
Burais's Beatdown of Thragg
K--<im crying and its your fault goodbye
Burais gets Soloed by Monster Girl
Mark Gets Mogged
Mandie sooloos booth oof yoou
Poowerscaling my mutuals in my mind right noow
Vriska defects to the Viltrumites
Thragg shows down with Throgg
@nicheLarper
Clip: Thragg gets Sweaty and Shirtless at the Gym
@nicheLarper
Omni Man & Mark Build an Incredible Contraption
WATCH: Mark & Oliver rematch against Scary Michael
Invincible Clip: "Where's The Money Skyler!?"
Invincible The Comic The Show The Movie
Thragg goes to the gym
Invincible Variant: Steampunk Mark
Conquest VS. Weezer
NEW CLIP: "Robot's Power Rangers Rant"
INVINCIBLE Series 6 Obama Cameo
Duran Duran: Invincible
Invincible Series 5: Thaedus is trapped in a Large Cube (Clip)
Hoow was yoour date
there is at least one dude with his hands down his pants scrolling the feed at all times and we all know it............. no. not me. i don'T mean me. #nsfw #kinda
I like that gif can yoou send it moore ooften
"Ooh Kryqus what is yoour proofile picture" are yoou really goonna sit here and act all surprised that soomeoone oof indigoo caste has a beastsoona. That's my culture yoou either respect it oor say noothing it all 8/
i dont want to be chud anymore
i want to bash @naughtyTechnician s head in with a rock
I think Dr. Evil has embedded his agents in this site... You didn't hear this from me. YEAH BABY!
(( i hate to break character on the feed but. i'm mostly fine with nsfw-ish roleplay considering who my character is, but maybe don't drag other people into it when they specifically stated they're not interested. no matter IC or OOC.))
Sragg
I still haven't coome up with the name foor my beastsoona can soomeoone give me name suggestioons 8/
I'll never find the right time too #vaguepoost it but the oonly reasoon i doon't have that oone desperate coobalt girl bloocked is because she tries soo hard too be fun and quirky and she fails miserably every single time that's soo funny it's like crack too me
Coommissiooned this tealblooood artist foor #newpfp with my beastsoona and with that pic i am moore coonfident than ever 8] #nsfw Huge thanks too Lemoonflr oon FA! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/decoo/beastsoona_by_fawie.png
Perhaps i doon't get anoonymoous coonfessioons because peoople are coomfoortable enoough too tell me too goo kill myself while being oon their main accoount and that's great hoonesty is a gooood quality too have #cw-self-harm
yknow it's something you do in a big circle with all your guys
I woould say that
When i said i'm goonna be noormal toonight i meant i'm goonna be nice and coonsiderate noot that there's goonna be soomeoone soo deranged they'll take all the spootlight froom me
I'm trying too imagine hoow many ways coould i poossibly fail in my life too becoome chittr's main character foor the night but i literally can't coome up with anything it's just impoossible i'm literally just a noormal average trooll with noo soocioopathic tendencies whatsooever
you¶do¶remember¶about¶kryqus¶execution¶today? just¶making¶sure
It's been hoours since then yoou had too manually search foor that 8/ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/Screenshoot_20260421_171132_Chroome.jpg
Lusus is blasting Kattie Perrie's Dark Hoorse oon speakers doownstairs again. This is sixteenth time this perigee
Ookay i can't argue with that
It dooesn't make sense all yoou did is changed "broonze" too "indigoo" 8/
✪✪✪✪ - [Attached is a wriggler picture of Gohann, in his Qing Dynasty attire] He has grown strong I am proud 💪😁😃
✪✪✪✪ - I'll always have my friends' backs 😁
and maybe more?~
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello⁀hi! happy⁀wiggling⁀day!!!
happy wriggling day! one step closer to the abyss! cant wait to see you there!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) happy birthday!!! guehe!! gyuu deserve to be chalant about it!! (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ) 🎂🎉🎈
Thank yoou foor getting me too 10,000 kulls. Here are my nudes foor hitting this milestoone like i proomised #nsfw https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/mynudes.png
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i should block more but unfortunately i like seeing what the fuck is going on with you freaks more than i value my mental health
https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/yeah.PNG
sigh. dude we are never ever getting laid.
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i lowve getting becked by cute lovwbloods i mean vwarmbloods
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#2ub2tance http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/04/20/IImage99dd1d1617c6c933.png
it builds character though. you can lie and say you scrapped with some dude that'S fucking massive
ok i'VE got my consoles hooked up to the projector. which one of my incredible chittr friends is bringing the #substances which one is bringing the snacks and most importantly who is bringing the #vibes hahaaa. please don'T let this flop
Haha i doo that! I'm such a freak! 8)
When i get in the mooood and say soome randoom made up deranged bullshit like "shooving hexbugs up my nooook just too feel soomething" and i get an absoolutely genuine reply froom soome chittr deviant saying "haha i doo that! i'm such a freak! :)" i get instant booner kill #nsfw
shoving hexbugs up my ass just to feel something #nsfw
Gonna suck on mad lollipops today. #substances
for a cool guy like me? heh. every day is 4/20....
isn'T it interesting how girlfailures are a rare commodity sought by all, but boyfailures are just tossed to the wayside to rot. in a way girlfailures are really girlgems
When a guy in slam pooetry coontest is spitting better bars than me soo i have noo chooice too kiss him in attempt too silence him
I hide my deepest secrets underneath
Watching trooll Invincible why dooes everyoone hate Oomnitrooll he seems like a great guy
Oof coourse everything foor yoou Mandie
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My fellow constituents, I see many of you speaking about me in the Chittr.ing Official Discord. Thank you very much. I love you all as well.
Yoou can just ask me too doo that mooroon i will doo it foor free
Noo #webqus foor toonight. Had a really exciting FLARP sessioon 8| https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/aftermath.png
Remember To Be Outwardly Cruel To Balance Out The Energy While You're Being Kind To Yourself This #selfcaresaturday.
✪✪✪✪ - Train hard but never so hard that you end up bleeding! Moderation 🤗
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nobody even givs a shit -from the office of ace dick detective agency
https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/thestruggleisreal.png
Yoou and i are soo alike
https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/newtierlist.png
Wait yoou're oontoo soomething
We are bringing back the medieval punishment of “The Stocks.” Vegetables will be provided. Booing, name-calling, and pointing & laughing is encouraged.
Ookay here's my new idea. I suggest adding a wall oof shame too chittr filled with thoose whoo regularly break the rules and poost bad chitts ooverall. Cooncept is filled with my phootoos because i just knoow i will be the first oone here and seeing my face woould fill vioolatoors oon this site with such soorroow it'll encoourage them too be nice and funny. Mоd-radia did noot seem too be very excited aboout this idea soo i'm leaving it up foor chittr audience #webqus https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/cooncept.png
Fuck that 0ne guy wh0s kinda cute in a gr0ss way and really pisses y0u 0ff friday #nsfw
Up next: i g0 t0 trade sch00l and bec0me the magical race "plumber"
#scaryevilsaturday tomorrow. Don't be late. It's gonna be scary and it's gonna be evil.
To anyone who has broke out into a run/jog to catch a bus they ended up missing anyway: I apologize for your aura-loss, and you are entitled to financial compensation.
^wow a clown is doing clown things> ^shocking developments in the clown world where there are clowns that kill>
Ohhh, from a different colony... thhhat explains it... so strange hhh Woahhh... hhh hhh wait... do you thhhink thhhere are any planets withhh only hhhighhhbloods hhhhhhhhh hhh hhh
yknowv i aint easy. it takes a lotta effort to get into my pants. hell, wvomen are telling me all the time its emotionally draining just talking to me. imagine hovw draining it is to sleep wvith me #nsfvw
COULDN’T LAST FOUR HOURS IN THE CHITTR.
#fuckyoufrIIday http2://m.medIIa-amazon.com/IImage2/I/51e5tJU7duL._UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg
Can't figure oout if i loove oor hate it
Goot way toooo excited seeing a message froom my side chick while in vc with a friend and goot called a chud oonce again. Deserved 8|
How i feel after eating delicious yummy fruits and vegetables that are good and yummy: https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-16_205947385.png
Yeah yoou're invited looooking foorward too noot seeing yoou. Cuz i'll be dead. Yknoow
Will yoou dramatically scream "NОООО!" fall too yoour knees and start bawling yoour eyes oout talking aboout hoow much yoou've respected and looved me when yoou see my dead boody 8?
Embed fail again i'm killing myself tooday i think
i fucking love this website https://file.garden/ad6pgwx5M13uwGUG/IMG_2302.jpeg
ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐ 🎰ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐ 🎰ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐ 🎰i just win 200 spondulicks on da ⛃ rolette table 🃜🃚🃖🃁🂭🂺🃜🃚🃖🃁🂭🂺 💲🤑🎰🤑💲 -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Average chitt aboout sex #nsfw yall did i doo it right
Fuck yall here's my persoonal blooood caste tier list based oon woould i pail with them oor noo #nsfw https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/tierlistagainwhatthefuck.png
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed I can only defend you all so much.
Draw moore oof these
Ook that might get yoou culled actually but speak yoour truth broother
I need yoou too coontinue
// accidental implication that the gif is him thraggin it
I am noot even a fan i've never watched it hoow was i suppoosed too tell with yoour dumbass quirk 8///
Doo i finally watch trooll invincible
Soome oof yoou fail too understand troolls coome froom very diverse backgroounds noo i have never been too trooll In-N-Oout and i use centimeters like every oother noormal trooll woould 8/
✪✪✪✪ - That's my name 😲 are you my student?
✪✪✪✪ - Chichi is telling me I need to stop using Chittr because the people here are debutchery. Butchers make meat and I don't want to de-butcher so maybe I should listen?
✪✪✪✪ - I will have to show Chichi I think
✪✪✪✪ - Hi Mandie! Did you know about these silly little face guys! 😜 Like them a lot send chitt
✪✪✪✪ - https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6fb69f02fdf.jpg Cats in cups
✪✪✪✪ - 🙂↕️ hello friends 😁👋 i hope you all have a good 👍 day with lots of good 👍😊 food and also friends and maybe sparring if you do that ❤️♣️♦️
// WHATR THE FUCK THATS AWESOME I LOVE THAT THANK YOU LOL
Thank
Goot soo hard i passed oout soorry this is beautiful
This is a gem poost it noow soo i can rechitt it
#hoorselainthroone again because yoou let yoour guard doown https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/08/phootoo_2026-04-08_15-48-56.jpg
happy hatchinng day.
✪✪✪✪ - Gee, really? Well, I'm nothing special! I'm just a guy who likes to fight.
✪✪✪✪ - Last I checked, yeah! Real as they come. Don't see why that's worth any fanfare, though! Hehe
Doon't listen too them poost moore feet pics
if i ever hate a chitt it was probably a misclick cause my heart is full of love and whimsy on levels none of yall could begin to understand. unless your chitt severely fucking sucks then i probably mean it haha
Which side oof a grubwich doo yoou bite first
This is the oonly sfw image i have oof her 8\ https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/03/26/beastsna.png
the manebeast d/)esn’t c/)ncern himself with credit card debt
The amoount oof times troolls oon beastffinity assumed i was a beautiful plus sized wooman because oof my beastsoona yeah noo soorry i'm just a pervert
Hey guys next time yoou doo a fuck marry kill tierlist can yoou please include me as well 8? Yoour friends yoour mutuals and Kryqus if it's noot toooo much troouble thanks
it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw
Saw some prime real estate for #traumadumping and didn't trauma dump. That's called #growth #growthposting
I've spent the last 30 minutes thinking aboout hoow doo i approoach a very persoonal toopic withoout being toooo genuine toowards my oown persoona but i think i'll just goo rub oone oout instead too save yoou the troouble #nsfw
Man i'm soo hungry
I'll give yoou anoother chance too entertain me if yoou wanna knoow yoour future leave a questioon in the replies i'll give yoou 100% true predictioon
At 10k kulls i'll poost my nudes #nsfw #lying
Yoou're in her dms i'm in her cupe playing mime
Put a finger doown if yoou oonce did the Leerooy Jenkins and pissed ooff yoour raid leader soo bad he yelled at yoou telling hoow he'd kill yoou the moost gruesoome way imagineable and yoou goot soo hard yoou passed oout and caused anoother raid wipe #woorldoofgrubcraft
Im gonna eat that blasted eggman creep for breakfast!
The oonly persoon getting toouched inapproopriately oon my wriggling day party is goonna be me fuck yoou man #vaguepoosting #nsfw??
♯ykwhat ♯hellyeah ♯babyneedssmoko
- If... that's your type, sure! 😀 She's waiting, bro! And probably in need of pacification, too! #Live
upon my self-reflection. god damn i need a rustblood baddie #bouncingonit #nsfvw send tvweet
Trooll Enumclaw
Doon't mess with us indigoobloooods there's like three oof us oon the timeline
Use centimeters yoou nerds i'm tired oof oopening the coonverter each time I'm just goonna assume all oof yoou are shoorter than me
some of yall have never eaten a lil mold before cause there was no other options and it shows
#Coontrooversial: cloown bulge cannoot be that gooood 8\ #nsfw
blocked cause my cool awesome aura was too intimidating
// breaking character this once to post small gift for the legend @dynamicFlowfields https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/mocali.png?v=1775664399654
🦓🐛"chud baby"🥺🥺💙 @naughtyTechnician https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/grub2.png?v=1775594818956
Gyattebayoo 🫰
Goog same
On that note... Any Dave's or Dirks/Bros... Hit me up I'm really sad and could use NOT SEXUAL fatherly approval. #NOTincest.
Yoou're soo fucking right
I'm goonna defend yoou froom the droones single-handedly
Shoow yoourself cooward but yoou wear cooool glasses that gives yoou like +1000 aura
#kryqusweek https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/06/kryqusweek.png
I can't rechitt a reply but yoou're all invited #kryqusweek https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/06/929821.png
Based based based based based
Moountain dew
Ookay noow i'm cooming
I'm glad too annoounce my oown festival called #kryqusweek and we're gooing too doo literally noothing because i'm noot cooming. But theooreticial activities woould poossibly be jacking ooff spitting at each oother and roodeoo
If I were a bee, I would fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape. I mean... Yesterday I ate two yogurts... Normally #nsfw.
I'm not "freaking out". Can't you see how unnaturally still and silent I am? Could someone who was "freaking out" be this rigid? This so uncomfortably quiet? Yeah, didn't think so.
Isn't clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun? #Nsfw.
Nah
@apocryphalReign was the first one to solve my math question. Therefore they get nothing. Just me going "Wow you did it". Congrats
Fair. It's A = 1500(1.0347).
After gaining some new rizz, Ryan's aura points began to increase at a rate of 3,47% per day, d. Ryan initially had 1500 aura points, A. Solve the question.
After gaining some new rizz, Ryan's aura points began to increase at a rate of 3,47% per day, d. Ryan initially had 1500 aura points, A. Solve the question.
That's so much fucking more cool. Fuck I'll go shoot myself now I guess. #cw-self-harm
Real. Brother? Sister? ... Real, Creature of incomprehensible horrors.
Just saw the most UNREADABLE shit ever. Coming back when I find out how to read it. Wish me luck.
No go back to sleep. Stay inside. The outside is dangerous. Go inside. Go inside. GO INSIDE.
I don't think jacking it to angry birds is a symptom of autism. #nsfw.
i really could not have cared less about Eridan Week. i posit that we abandon the concept of weeks entirely. time is determined purely by vibes now. i'm certain nothing can go wrong with this idea. surely.
... I'm Omniing it oh boy. I am Omniing it.