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Soometimes i hide coontrabanda in my hair it's soo knootty the droones will never find it here
why do we enjoy frolicking through fields of flowers? or sitting on the edge of a cliff overlooking a late? why do we write poetry, or cry when we witness a moving story? search deep inside for these answers and soon you may come to understand the need for the super gooning hive
hello people of chittr. my close associate @universallyConquering and i are seeking an investment of approximately 10 billion caegars in order to construct what we are calling the "super gooning hive." it will have 9 floors, each differently dedicated to a different genre of gooning on each one. over 60 blocks designed for gooning. before you ask, no, just giving us the money will not ensure you have access to the super gooning hive, but we will maybe consider it depending on your application. thank you for your consideration. #nsfw
yet none to me. curious
people on here will have a username like murderkiller21 and be like hey guys i'M nice

>#teamchud the next seven

-=[AWESOOME_☺]=-

>ok yup lasered a tree in half #fuck #yes

>admit it =w=e’d all be troll homelander if given po=w=ers not supertroll >maybe an omni-troll here and there but point regardless

>if i had laser eyes i =w=ould be culling everyone i see if they don’t like me #violence

>ok quick question can i hypothetically get psionics as a bronzeblood

-=[whaatts your favorite rn x-)_☺]=-

Hello neighbor

I'm testosterone maxing (playing hello neighbor with the hello neighbor shoes shirt and jeans on while listening to hello neighbor song DA Games)
@nicheLarper

Stand ready for my arrival neighbor

When i was a grub they mistooook me foor slaughter sphere ball and yooinked me the fuck oout oof stratoosphere with a bat this is why i am like this

>oh my gog I killed Weezer.

>I culled Troll Rivers Cuomo in the war and took his identity out of guilt. #violence

>you see i have some crazy secrets that I’ll confess myself because its funny
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K--<threw up from drinking too much so ive decided to try and calm my stomach down with a drink

Guys is this real is this Oomnitrooll froom the hit shoow Troollvincible is it true
moving like the immort∆l they see omnim∆n ∆nd ∆ll re∆son le∆ves their he∆ds
?

Ooh oof coourse it is Phuntr noo oone has ever dooubted yoou
my sylladex is full of breakfast food right now dude

Ookay noow that #ooutglutmasquerade is almoost oover i have a coonfessioon too make. Here's the list oof my sins: - Brooke the vase in the beginning oof first night. Everyoone saw it - Goot loost shoortly after that and had a panic attack after barricading myself in a tooilet - Goot ignoored by Burais - Stressed the hoost oout by yelling hoow i am gooing too kill this oone attendee - Assaulted Himeroo with a doonut as my chooice oof weapoon - Develooped kleptoomania twoo nights in and stoole approoximately aboout 36 doonuts 28 canapés 12 boottles oof wine 4 roolls oof tooilet paper 2 caegars oon the floooor and soomeoone's fake lashes - Started a secret campaign oof hunting doown my friend's crazy ex & many moore My apooloogies too everyoone affected by my actioons. Except the guy i threatened too kill. Serioously whoo the fuck annoounces their arrival with a flashbang??? Soome oof us have phootoophoobia yoou dick 8/

Neighborhour comeback sometime soon You will all not know when until too late

-=[ hiii mandie x-)_☺]=-

We yes WE are killing Himeroo
chittr... let'S larp...
i wanna poke phuntrs big belly and go "yummers!" ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠

K--<alright the #teamchud smash or pass is OVER. FINAL RANKINGS. #1: KAIKKA MOHDEM - 63%/37% @goldenGigabyte #2: BURAIS KARLEH - 51.9%/48.1% @tentativelyTenebrous #3: VIANTI LEZRYX - 37%/63% @militaristicGeek #4: MANDIE ?????? - 29.6%/70.4% @nicheLarper #5: KRYQUS XYLLEM - 29.6%/70.4% @naughtyTechnician #6: PHUNTR GUYNAX - 25.9%/74.1% @consequentlyOblique this is the OFFICIAL #teamchud power ranking. accept no substitute! thank you for your answers. those who left your trolltags, we may be in touch.
would you guys believe me if i said i was #gettingit at the masquerade? and by it i mean, heh, hit on

K--<we are phuntr guynax we carry the flame
we are phuntr

I was just typing the poost "my virtual breasts are prootecting me froom sexual harassment like an airbag" and then anoother coonfessioon aboout my beastsoona's spheres droopped whoo is fucking ooutplaying me

It's right behind me isn't it
genuinely what the fuck is happening tonight #protectteamchud

K--<freaky deaky!

K--<the deep state is trying to get team chud laid so they lose their chud status

>mandie and Vianti were the true chuds all along… not a single confession about us by another soul… sigh… #teamchud
BATTER UP < SORRY FOR THE SLIGHT ABSENCE. I'VE BEEN SPENDING A LITTLE TIME COACHING THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE TEAM. THOUGH NOT EXPLICITLY MY JOB, THE BEST OUR CURRENT COACH CAN DO IS STRATEGY - HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE PRIMAL URGE IT TAKES TO KNOCK THEM OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK. THE ADRENALIN YOU SEE AS THE BALL FLIES SKY FUCKING HIGH. THE RAGE ONE FEELS WHEN THEY SEE A COCKY SMIRK ON A PITCHER'S FACE. THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD AT SAYING "HEY MAN, THROW IT TO FIRST" WHEN WE'RE FIELDING THOUGH. LIKE YEAH. NO FUCKING SHIT. I WAS ABOUT TO THROW IT TO THIRD. DUMBASS. > HOMERUN
✪✪✪✪ - Hey, friends, it's me, Trolku! Apparently the feast was for Goku day! (😲that's me!) I ate a lot of good food and got to spar with my friends, it was a lot of fun! Just wish I remembered it so I could invite all of you guys, too!

@nicheLarper
BATTER UP < PRO SLAUGHTER SPHERE TIP: EVERY BALL IS FUCKING EVIL. THEY'RE EVIL AND THEY'RE GOING TO DO THINGS TO YOU. YOU NEED TO CLOBBER THEM WITH YOUR BAT TO PROTECT YOURSELF. > HOMERUN

Get their ass Mandie
not a highblood but casper smells
BATTER UP < BEFORE I CAN EVEN BEGIN TO GIVE YOU SOME TIPS, YOU FIRST NEED TO GO AND BUY A BAT. THIS WILL BE YOUR BAT. NO ONE ELSE'S. YOU MUST TAKE IT OUTSIDE, WHEREVER IS COMFORTABLE FOR YOU AND SWING IT. 10,000 TIMES, EVERY DAY, FOR A WEEK. YOU MUST BOND AND BECOME ONE WITH YOUR HOLY FUCKING WEAPON. LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE GOT THAT HANDLED AND WE CAN RUN OVER SOME BASIC STUFF LIKE WHEN TO STEAL AND BUNTING (WHICH I NEVER DO). > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME WHAT MY GREATEST PLAY IS. ALTERNIA SERIES, SEMI-FINALS '21. NO ONE PLAYER CAN STOP MY HIT, SO ALL 13 LINED UP, SINGLE FILE, IN ATTEMPT TO BRACE FOR MY FUCKING HIT. I PIERCED STRAIGHT THROUGH ALL 13 IN ONE SINGLE HIT OF THE SPHERE, CAUSING THE GAME TO END INSTANTLY. A NEVER BEFORE SEEN FEAT IN SLAUGHTER SPHERE. THAT'S RIGHT, ATTEMPT THE "COWARD'S GAMBIT" PLAY ON ME AGAIN. SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS. I BELIEVE I ALSO HAVE TO TAG THIS POST AS #VIOLENCE > HOMERUN
holy fuck #teamchud #phunt

K--<@consequentlyOblique @nicheLarper @naughtyTechnician @militaristicGeek CHECK YOUR BADGES
get @nicheLarper involved please. they would enjoy it

~W~Oke up. still hate yO~u. Yes yO~u the ~One reading this. N~Ot r~Omantically. I just think yO~u suck ass~

Smash or pass is such a boring game only two options Wanna know a game with plenty of options? check out hello neighbor on steam today! https://store.steampowered.com/app/521890/Hello_Neighbor/ #nsfw #helloneigbor
guys it'S 18 beer saturday make sure to drink 18 beers #substance #phunt
if i list3n to 3nough phonk do3s that count as going to th3 gym?

What title doo yoou think i'll get when i'm oolder

I have an idea oof a new natioonal hooliday #kryqusday it's oon my wriggling day and it's the oonly day yoou're noot alloowed too be mean too me but everyoone coollectively decides too ignoore the rule and make fun oof me using the hashtag #kryqusgay and i'm miserable and crying oon the floooor and all my friends left me because i'm cringe and they hate me
yeah i think about it every time i hit the hookah kaboom kablow #lyriccontinuationposting
hey guys how about #phuntrposting yeahhh #phuntrposting !!! hahaha.... ha... haa.... uh, anyone???

HimerooGPT generate me a poost everyoone will like and pity

They are sending me too the boottoom oof the sea foor foour thoousand sweeps oor until i get eaten alive by seadwellers

A great meeting with my constituents. Thank you both, @controversialMilk & @naughtyTechnician, for sharing your opinions! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/obamna.png

Hello neighbor
One time a beat my Lusus over the head with a pipe because he wouldn't buy me the battle pass

Sensatioonal news: Casper Cooooper has never played Grubcraft 3 @channelsixsixsixNews #casperpoosting #casperfacts #kryquspoosting
very¶"nonchalant"¶and¶"not¶obsessed"¶of¶you¶@naughtyTechnician https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/rakhni/Screenshot_20260503_030252_Adblock%20Browser.jpg

Fr imagine i'd have too type oout О-> befoore every single sentence

>0+ IMAGINE IF I HAD tО tALK LIKE tHIS AND DEDICAtE MY ENTIRE QUIRK tО MAKING SURE It RESEMBLES MY SIGN LMFAОООООО.

~Just sO~ y~Ou knO~w I am watching every single mO~ve ~Of y~Our with b~Oth ~Of my eyes and if i see any evidence O~f yO~u sabO~taging my ~Online page, I will fucking kill yO~u.~

Lmfaoooooooooo

Just soo yoou knoow i am watching every single moove oof yoours with booth oof my eyes and if i see any evidence oof yoou sabootaging my oonline page i will fucking kill yoou

I knoow right. Booth oof his eyes. Lmfaoo

Poosting this foor the recoord https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/hhhh_less_than_three.PNG

Speedrunning pusher failure by chugging 13 energy drinks in the span oof 3 hoours. If yoou even care

Back ooff that's my sugar loowblooood

I tagged three oof them soo they can discuss and give coonstructive criticism but Mandie loowkey destrooyed my plan just noow

Why the fuck are yoou even here i did noot tag yoou alsoo yes Himeroo is nice oone Phuntr is neutral and Mandie is mean they are balancing each oother oout
it'S a very prestigious position
can'T believe who just fucking followed me #phuntr4prez
i'M pleased to announce that our first pick in the #chittrdraft will be @postTagger joining #teamchud please everyone give them a warm welcome to the team during this transitionary period
guys listen when i was hanging out with kryqus the other week he kept saying how everyone was "just a little tooo woke" and that his profile pic was "just to get the wookies to foolloow me". just thought everyone would like to know #kryqusposting

It's all oover the screen

ofcoursehighbloodimsorryhighblood

hhhffkk fuck Imsorryishouldntbeinsultingtheart. imsorryhighblood. imsorrymandie

I am gooing too pay yoou extra

Gets soo hard i pass oout

ooh my good

jerkin mi peanuts ♥️ 15 ♦️ 7

Ook

Had a nightmare that i was bullied oof Chittr because soomeoone leaked my nudes and everyoone saw hoow flat my ass is. Soomeoone called it "microowave cake" and i wooke up in tears
finished my dumplings. rubs my big big belly. now i'M going to go to the arcade and make some people want to cull me
i don'T think any amount of money or fame would make me willingly live on a fucking island with other chittr users
thanks man

The emplooyment center just called they said the heir poositioon is vacant shoould i goo foor it

What the hell that's my dad's name

#kryqusposting zebra

Coongrats oon yoour undeniable victoory

I hoope i get my oown #ooutglutgame riddle soo everyoone playing it woould rooll their eyes with a deep sigh and goo "ooh it's this fucking guy"
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There are imperial droones ooutside my hive
sbahj in: ě̷̛̜̞̯̺͇͑͌͑̒͂̊̑̒̚̕̕͝r̵̨̪̰̰̟͍͛̾̃̄̀͂̕ͅr̷͔̥̊̈͐͊́̎̚ơ̴̧̛̛͚̹̪̞̱̠̑̀͂̿̊̑̆͆̋̓̆̕͠ŗ̸͍̟̖̜͙̥̤̤͛̉̓̋͗̓͘͝ȩ̸̢̖͇͖̺͖̦͕̳̣̅̄r̵̛͕̣͍̖̦̘̮͇̗̥̠̞̤͔̩̊̄ŗ̶̝͉͓̲̠̰̼̜̪̩̤̠͙͚̎͝ͅỏ̸̺̖̽̈́̈́̉̏̅͝͝͝r̴̮̩̼͚̔͑̓̅͊̽̌́̈́͘ę̴̞̙̣̥̟̯̣̃r̴̡̩̼̖̠̞̰̜̺̼̩̻̟͎̻̖̆͌͆͊͂̑ŗ̸̡̛̜̱̭͍̤̩͕̘̦͔͉͈̂͗̀͗̾̓̕ȯ̷̢̭͈̙̳̗̮̳̱̱͋͒̂̇̄̇̆͆̚ŗ̶̛̯͉͓͇͚̟͉̰̦͉͍͕͎̹̈͒̆̓̈́̀̈́̒ě̴̢͕̞͖̪͖ṙ̴̢̨̢͚̯̲͎͈̘͙̱̆̍̽̈̀̔̒͒̈́̎̊̓͠ͅr̷̢̛̺̻̘̬̪͎̣͖̔̏̎̓̿̽͒̌̕̕͘͝ö̷͇̟͌͆̾̏̌̍̀͋̽̈́̆͠͝ṙ̴̢̨̲͕̮̟͖̰̊̈̈̈̿̾̿̎͆̔̄̈́̕̕͜͜͠͠ https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/itKeepsHappening.png
Gliders help you at your highest, but leave you at your lowest Think about that.

vwhen wvill it be my turn to be captured and used sexually by a hot babe vwith mental disorders #nsfvw #nsfwve

This is aboout ME and MY glasses. Fuck yoou

Hey guys it's me the guy with the cooool alien shades ah whatever looook at my bulge i guess
1000 caegars but kryqus gets 12 hours of access to your palmhusk
1000 caegars but you gotta let your moirail go through your palmhusk

I ate a persoon oonce

Hm. Why the hell not, chittrverse? A second raisin.
[in troll jackass cadence] i'M phuntr guynax, and this is "the highblood ragebait" [troll jackass guitar riff begins to play]
>O+ I HAVE tO POSt tHIS DRAWING I MADE #ARt HttPS://FILE.GARDEN/ADPXJWZQKVR-NRFP/IMG_20260428_174615_296.JPG

In the Casper vs Mandie war i'm oon Mandie's side goo my little sugarloowblooood
you look unemployed
he'S an indigo through and through it seems

Doon't tell me what too doo WARMBLООD
you can say lowblood i'LL give you the pass bro

#auraloss

Well yeah i have many loowblooood friends heh. Almoost all oof them are WARMBLООООDS actually. Yoou can call me....an ally. Oone oof the gooood oones i guess. Heh. *i pull my fedoora doown oover my eyes smiling mysterioously* *my fedoora rips because oof my hoorns making me looook like a coomplete idioot*
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@nicheLarper i think this means you'RE in with this user'S mother. potentially.
on some 9-C shit
is this #tuff
no gods no masters
are there any baddies out there who fuck with a chud who'S good at rougelikes

Alright, sure. #GolfingWithTrollbama will likely happen closer to early May. For those interested, I would ask you fill out this form so you may be alerted on updates regarding Golfing with Trollbamaᵀᴹ: https://forms.gle/y4HEbc23Fe74dTbS9

Haha is that a gun in yoour pants oor yoou're just happy too see me 8DDD ooh wait it is a gun. Wait stoop. Please take yoour finger ooff the trigger and get that thing oout oof my moouth i'm starting too get really nervoous #vioolence
One time I was playing troll Fortnite and heard someone get beat by their Lusus through the mic and the only thing I Felt bad about was how it meant I was a squad mate down.
i guess there's some sol∆ce to be t∆ken in not being some new ∆dv∆nced level chud like some of the folks on the site.

K--<chittr is like omelas there has to be an indigo in tremendous amounts of torment at all times for it to function and it aint me anymore bitches its kryqus's turn

My new #mystery tierlist https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/new%20tierlist.png

When yoour mutual woon't stoop reacting too all oof yoour chitts soo yoou loowdirkenuinely have too drain all oof their blooood and maul what's left #goore

>>| .i miss "dr. hive" show. .it was .interesting to watch .all the process .and some funny romance .ongoing between the team. the quadrant changing .every season was .exciting .and .it was .an .unique .approach .in my .opinion.

>> ¡'ve never ડeen ¡t tbh and poડtડ 1¡ke th¡ડ make me fee1 1¡ke ¡'m m¡ડડ¡ng out

I'm goonna eat my sloop #mysloop #breakfast #ispilledhootsludgeoonmybooxers #hurtslikehell #oow #oow #oow #oow
Anyone want to come with me to throw bricks at cars on the freeway?
HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND!!!!! OUR ROSTER WILL INCLUDE: - TWELVE TROLLS, RUST-VIOLET CASTES. TWO OF YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO ENTER AS HEMOANONYMOUS, BUT BE WARNED, WE WILL NOOOOOT CENSOR IT IF YOU START BLEEDING OR RELEASING OTHER FLUIDS ON LIIIIIVE TV. - TWO PROSPITANS AND TWO DERSITES, PREFERABLY AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE MAFIA DUDES, BUT I WILL CONSIDER EVERYONE. - EIIIIIGHT OF THOSE HUMAN THANGS. I DON'T KNOW YOUR BLOOD COLORS SO DON'T TELL ME, YOU ARE ALL PERSONALITY HIRES. - TWO WILDCARDS, BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME FREEEEEAKY ASS ALIENS ON HERE I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. GOD TIER/IMMORTAL/ETC. APPLICANTS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. SORRY FOLKS, NO DIVINITY ALLOWED HERE! THE GRAND PRIZE FOR WINNING WILL BE A FAST TRACK TO SLEEEEEAZY TABLOID FAME, A SMALL FORTUNE, AND *ONE* FAVOR OF YOUR CHOICE GRANTED BY @GUTSYGUMSHOE WITH EITHER HER INCREDIBLE GODLIKE POWERS OR HER INFINITE CAPITALISTIC REACH. THIS SEASON WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE AQUARIUS ISLANDS, THE FORMER SITE OF #ERIDANWEEK, COMPLEEEEETELY RENOVATED INTO A STUNNING SUMMER CAMP-ESQUE SETTING. DON'T WORRY, THE CHALLENGES ARE TOOOOOTALLY SAFE! WE HAD TONS OF CROCKERCORP INTERNS TEST THEM OUT, AND OOOOONLY A FEW OF THEM PERMADIED! ON THAT TOPIC, THIS SEASON OF STUUUUUNNING TELEVISION WILL BE SPONSORED BY CROCKERCORP, AIRING EXCLUSIVELY ON THE BETTYBROADCAST WORLDWIDE NETWORK (BBW). THIS IS WHAT ALLOWS US TO HOST THE FIRST! EVER! INTEEEEERDIMENSIONAL SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND. YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 1ST TO GET YOUR AUDITIONS IN, AT WHICH POINT WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE FINAL CAST! WE WILL BEGIN LIVE BROADCASTING ON MAY 11TH! PLEASE *READ* AND FILL OUT THE ATTACHED FORM TO GET YOUR STRUTPOD IN THE DOOR AND SECURE YOUR POTENTIAL PLACE IN TELEVISION HISTORY! DISCLAIMER: WE MAKE NO PROMISES THAT ANYONE WHO SOMEHOW PERISHES DURING THE FILMING WILL BE REVIVED. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/4LZUEZDJBB3IJUQD8

Hm. Tapioca pudding.

I'm exhausted sad loonely and there's blue jizz all oover my Moountain Dew boottle i might have too make a #ventart aboout this

Phuntr wants my bulge and my gloobes? #nsfw
Yep, the leaks were true https://File.garden/ZVZdv8PdJFNCIihT/Eridan.png

#lol

Yeah his choopped highness woould noot survive chittr

Goo hoome broo i just came back froom the dead yoou can't die as well 8/

Great soo he's like extremely fucking choopped it's insane

He's grinning soo fucking hard noow. He has noo idea hoow HARD i'm goonna oown him 8DDDD https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/oowned.png
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If i'm gooing too die in this fight there's my will @amaranthineThread gets all oof my savings and my Woorld oof Grubcraft accoount @nicheLarper gets my beastsoona and my Chittr loogin @fellatedEdge gets my stupid t-shirt coollectioon and my shamegloobes @coonsequentlyOoblique gets the funkoo poops that were gifted too me and i doon't really knoow what too doo with them but that's goonna be Phuntr's prooblem froom noow oon @tentativelyTenebroous gets my glasses and the girls froom my dms @coontrooversialMilk gets my nudes And if i woon't die foorget i said anything i'll take it all back 8]
was about to start a chitt with the phrase "to a misogynist like me" and my shareholders have advised me that it might not be the best idea so we'RE canning that one

Is she being held at gunp.o°int t.o° say this

I see everyoone talking aboout their scent and i am noot participating i proomise yoou it' very unpleasant right noow cuz having sligthly less than 17 beers and being aroound Phuntr cannoot affect a trooll poositively

At 10, 000 kults too celebrate i'm either goonna have crazy mindbloowing sex oor get publicly beheaded i haven't decided yet #nsfw

Yoou are my favoorite and yoou knoow that
Currently bracketed events for the First Trollimede Invitational: Char Aznable (@gallantChar) vs Therus Rokath (@astralVoyager) in Mecha Combat Rypite Koldan (@visionaryInstallment#3252) vs Wrothe Aiaray (@gratuitousAnnuity) (Ruleset undecided) "Team Chud" (Burais Karleh @tentativelyTenebrous, Kryqus Xyllem @naughtyTechnician, Mandie @nicheLarper) vs Cronus Ampora (@aeneasCaldarium) in a Tag-Team Match Caliborn (@caliBorn) vs Any Who Dare Challenge Him at Hell in a Cell Please stay tuned for more information. I am an ally.

There is a broonzeblooood woorse than Tekras. Wild

Dude can't wait foor the next @invincibleShoow clip i'm soo excited
feeling a little quirky after last night. might follow up by drinking between one and one hundred beers today #substance

What the fuck is gooing oon

While playing Minecraft, it is advised NOT to attempt to sleep in the Nether.

wigglerhood is thinking hank is the vwillain adulthood is understanding that walter is the vwillain maturity is seeing that skylar is the vwillain #deep #breakingbad

Can yoou tag this as #leaks

@nicheLarper what's yoour favoorite Trooll Invincible variant i'm oon seasoon 2

Me and Battlebeast

Is there a Battlebeast gets naked and coovered in blooood clip i just started watching

K--<im crying and its your fault goodbye

Mandie sooloos booth oof yoou

Poowerscaling my mutuals in my mind right noow

@nicheLarper

@nicheLarper

K--<@nicheLarper

Hoow was yoour date
there is at least one dude with his hands down his pants scrolling the feed at all times and we all know it............. no. not me. i don'T mean me. #nsfw #kinda

I like that gif can yoou send it moore ooften

"Ooh Kryqus what is yoour proofile picture" are yoou really goonna sit here and act all surprised that soomeoone oof indigoo caste has a beastsoona. That's my culture yoou either respect it oor say noothing it all 8/
i dont want to be chud anymore
i want to bash @naughtyTechnician s head in with a rock
I think Dr. Evil has embedded his agents in this site... You didn't hear this from me. YEAH BABY!

(( i hate to break character on the feed but. i'm mostly fine with nsfw-ish roleplay considering who my character is, but maybe don't drag other people into it when they specifically stated they're not interested. no matter IC or OOC.))

Sragg

I still haven't coome up with the name foor my beastsoona can soomeoone give me name suggestioons 8/

I'll never find the right time too #vaguepoost it but the oonly reasoon i doon't have that oone desperate coobalt girl bloocked is because she tries soo hard too be fun and quirky and she fails miserably every single time that's soo funny it's like crack too me

Coommissiooned this tealblooood artist foor #newpfp with my beastsoona and with that pic i am moore coonfident than ever 8] #nsfw Huge thanks too Lemoonflr oon FA! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/decoo/beastsoona_by_fawie.png

Perhaps i doon't get anoonymoous coonfessioons because peoople are coomfoortable enoough too tell me too goo kill myself while being oon their main accoount and that's great hoonesty is a gooood quality too have #cw-self-harm
yknow it's something you do in a big circle with all your guys

I woould say that

When i said i'm goonna be noormal toonight i meant i'm goonna be nice and coonsiderate noot that there's goonna be soomeoone soo deranged they'll take all the spootlight froom me

I'm trying too imagine hoow many ways coould i poossibly fail in my life too becoome chittr's main character foor the night but i literally can't coome up with anything it's just impoossible i'm literally just a noormal average trooll with noo soocioopathic tendencies whatsooever
you¶do¶remember¶about¶kryqus¶execution¶today? just¶making¶sure

It's been hoours since then yoou had too manually search foor that 8/ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/Screenshoot_20260421_171132_Chroome.jpg

Lusus is blasting Kattie Perrie's Dark Hoorse oon speakers doownstairs again. This is sixteenth time this perigee

Ookay i can't argue with that

It dooesn't make sense all yoou did is changed "broonze" too "indigoo" 8/
✪✪✪✪ - [Attached is a wriggler picture of Gohann, in his Qing Dynasty attire] He has grown strong I am proud 💪😁😃
✪✪✪✪ - I'll always have my friends' backs 😁

and maybe more?~

૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello⁀hi! happy⁀wiggling⁀day!!!

(◕ ᴥ ◕) happy birthday!!! guehe!! gyuu deserve to be chalant about it!! (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ) 🎂🎉🎈

Thank yoou foor getting me too 10,000 kulls. Here are my nudes foor hitting this milestoone like i proomised #nsfw https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/mynudes.png
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i should block more but unfortunately i like seeing what the fuck is going on with you freaks more than i value my mental health

https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/yeah.PNG
sigh. dude we are never ever getting laid.

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i lowve getting becked by cute lovwbloods i mean vwarmbloods

Women scare me. #Vagueposʇing.
kryqus¶xyllem¶will¶be¶publicly¶executed¶tomorrow¶at¶12:00 there¶will¶be¶a¶buffet¶with¶canapés
#2ub2tance http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/04/20/IImage99dd1d1617c6c933.png
it builds character though. you can lie and say you scrapped with some dude that'S fucking massive
ok i'VE got my consoles hooked up to the projector. which one of my incredible chittr friends is bringing the #substances which one is bringing the snacks and most importantly who is bringing the #vibes hahaaa. please don'T let this flop

Haha i doo that! I'm such a freak! 8)

When i get in the mooood and say soome randoom made up deranged bullshit like "shooving hexbugs up my nooook just too feel soomething" and i get an absoolutely genuine reply froom soome chittr deviant saying "haha i doo that! i'm such a freak! :)" i get instant booner kill #nsfw
shoving hexbugs up my ass just to feel something #nsfw
Gonna suck on mad lollipops today. #substances
for a cool guy like me? heh. every day is 4/20....
isn'T it interesting how girlfailures are a rare commodity sought by all, but boyfailures are just tossed to the wayside to rot. in a way girlfailures are really girlgems

When a guy in slam pooetry coontest is spitting better bars than me soo i have noo chooice too kiss him in attempt too silence him

I hide my deepest secrets underneath

Watching trooll Invincible why dooes everyoone hate Oomnitrooll he seems like a great guy

Oof coourse everything foor yoou Mandie
it costs me a quartah to make a chit btw so think about dat some time -from the office of ace dick detective agency

@carminegnosiology @aerodynamictramp wvere making a difference boys

why does evweryone deny my wvictimhood just because im a strong smart attractiwve rich handsome suavwe successful highblood seadwveller cis straight alpha male? find out in my podcast #podcast wvith @carminegnosiology and @aerodynamictramp
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My fellow constituents, I see many of you speaking about me in the Chittr.ing Official Discord. Thank you very much. I love you all as well.

Yoou can just ask me too doo that mooroon i will doo it foor free

Noo #webqus foor toonight. Had a really exciting FLARP sessioon 8| https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/aftermath.png
Remember To Be Outwardly Cruel To Balance Out The Energy While You're Being Kind To Yourself This #selfcaresaturday.
✪✪✪✪ - Train hard but never so hard that you end up bleeding! Moderation 🤗
finally¶got¶to¶play¶#flarp¶with¶friends¶<3¶@naughtyTechnician¶@gabardineCrescendo¶ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/rakhni/flarps.png
nobody even givs a shit -from the office of ace dick detective agency

https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/thestruggleisreal.png

Yoou and i are soo alike

https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/newtierlist.png

Wait yoou're oontoo soomething

We are bringing back the medieval punishment of “The Stocks.” Vegetables will be provided. Booing, name-calling, and pointing & laughing is encouraged.

Ookay here's my new idea. I suggest adding a wall oof shame too chittr filled with thoose whoo regularly break the rules and poost bad chitts ooverall. Cooncept is filled with my phootoos because i just knoow i will be the first oone here and seeing my face woould fill vioolatoors oon this site with such soorroow it'll encoourage them too be nice and funny. Mоd-radia did noot seem too be very excited aboout this idea soo i'm leaving it up foor chittr audience #webqus https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/cooncept.png

To anyone who has broke out into a run/jog to catch a bus they ended up missing anyway: I apologize for your aura-loss, and you are entitled to financial compensation.
^wow a clown is doing clown things> ^shocking developments in the clown world where there are clowns that kill>
Ohhh, from a different colony... thhhat explains it... so strange hhh Woahhh... hhh hhh wait... do you thhhink thhhere are any planets withhh only hhhighhhbloods hhhhhhhhh hhh hhh

yknowv i aint easy. it takes a lotta effort to get into my pants. hell, wvomen are telling me all the time its emotionally draining just talking to me. imagine hovw draining it is to sleep wvith me #nsfvw
#fuckyoufrIIday http2://m.medIIa-amazon.com/IImage2/I/51e5tJU7duL._UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg

Can't figure oout if i loove oor hate it

Goot way toooo excited seeing a message froom my side chick while in vc with a friend and goot called a chud oonce again. Deserved 8|
How i feel after eating delicious yummy fruits and vegetables that are good and yummy: https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-16_205947385.png

Yeah yoou're invited looooking foorward too noot seeing yoou. Cuz i'll be dead. Yknoow

Will yoou dramatically scream "NОООО!" fall too yoour knees and start bawling yoour eyes oout talking aboout hoow much yoou've respected and looved me when yoou see my dead boody 8?

Embed fail again i'm killing myself tooday i think
i fucking love this website https://file.garden/ad6pgwx5M13uwGUG/IMG_2302.jpeg
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Average chitt aboout sex #nsfw yall did i doo it right

Fuck yall here's my persoonal blooood caste tier list based oon woould i pail with them oor noo #nsfw https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/tierlistagainwhatthefuck.png

Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed I can only defend you all so much.

Draw moore oof these

Ook that might get yoou culled actually but speak yoour truth broother

I need yoou too coontinue
// accidental implication that the gif is him thraggin it

I am noot even a fan i've never watched it hoow was i suppoosed too tell with yoour dumbass quirk 8///

Doo i finally watch trooll invincible

Soome oof yoou fail too understand troolls coome froom very diverse backgroounds noo i have never been too trooll In-N-Oout and i use centimeters like every oother noormal trooll woould 8/
✪✪✪✪ - That's my name 😲 are you my student?
✪✪✪✪ - Chichi is telling me I need to stop using Chittr because the people here are debutchery. Butchers make meat and I don't want to de-butcher so maybe I should listen?
✪✪✪✪ - I will have to show Chichi I think
✪✪✪✪ - Hi Mandie! Did you know about these silly little face guys! 😜 Like them a lot send chitt
✪✪✪✪ - https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6fb69f02fdf.jpg Cats in cups
✪✪✪✪ - 🙂↕️ hello friends 😁👋 i hope you all have a good 👍 day with lots of good 👍😊 food and also friends and maybe sparring if you do that ❤️♣️♦️

// WHATR THE FUCK THATS AWESOME I LOVE THAT THANK YOU LOL

Thank

Goot soo hard i passed oout soorry this is beautiful

This is a gem poost it noow soo i can rechitt it

#hoorselainthroone again because yoou let yoour guard doown https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/08/phootoo_2026-04-08_15-48-56.jpg
✪✪✪✪ - Gee, really? Well, I'm nothing special! I'm just a guy who likes to fight.
✪✪✪✪ - Last I checked, yeah! Real as they come. Don't see why that's worth any fanfare, though! Hehe

Doon't listen too them poost moore feet pics

Which side oof a grubwich doo yoou bite first

This is the oonly sfw image i have oof her 8\ https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/03/26/beastsna.png

the manebeast d/)esn’t c/)ncern himself with credit card debt

The amoount oof times troolls oon beastffinity assumed i was a beautiful plus sized wooman because oof my beastsoona yeah noo soorry i'm just a pervert

Hey guys next time yoou doo a fuck marry kill tierlist can yoou please include me as well 8? Yoour friends yoour mutuals and Kryqus if it's noot toooo much troouble thanks

it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw

Saw some prime real estate for #traumadumping and didn't trauma dump. That's called #growth #growthposting

I've spent the last 30 minutes thinking aboout hoow doo i approoach a very persoonal toopic withoout being toooo genuine toowards my oown persoona but i think i'll just goo rub oone oout instead too save yoou the troouble #nsfw

Man i'm soo hungry

I'll give yoou anoother chance too entertain me if yoou wanna knoow yoour future leave a questioon in the replies i'll give yoou 100% true predictioon

At 10k kulls i'll poost my nudes #nsfw #lying

Yoou're in her dms i'm in her cupe playing mime

Put a finger doown if yoou oonce did the Leerooy Jenkins and pissed ooff yoour raid leader soo bad he yelled at yoou telling hoow he'd kill yoou the moost gruesoome way imagineable and yoou goot soo hard yoou passed oout and caused anoother raid wipe #woorldoofgrubcraft
Im gonna eat that blasted eggman creep for breakfast!

The oonly persoon getting toouched inapproopriately oon my wriggling day party is goonna be me fuck yoou man #vaguepoosting #nsfw??

- If... that's your type, sure! 😀 She's waiting, bro! And probably in need of pacification, too! #Live

upon my self-reflection. god damn i need a rustblood baddie #bouncingonit #nsfvw send tvweet

Trooll Enumclaw

Doon't mess with us indigoobloooods there's like three oof us oon the timeline

Use centimeters yoou nerds i'm tired oof oopening the coonverter each time I'm just goonna assume all oof yoou are shoorter than me

#Coontrooversial: cloown bulge cannoot be that gooood 8\ #nsfw

blocked cause my cool awesome aura was too intimidating

// breaking character this once to post small gift for the legend @dynamicFlowfields https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/mocali.png?v=1775664399654
🦓🐛"chud baby"🥺🥺💙 @naughtyTechnician https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/grub2.png?v=1775594818956

Gyattebayoo 🫰

Goog same

Yoou're soo fucking right

I'm goonna defend yoou froom the droones single-handedly

Shoow yoourself cooward but yoou wear cooool glasses that gives yoou like +1000 aura

#kryqusweek https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/06/kryqusweek.png

I can't rechitt a reply but yoou're all invited #kryqusweek https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/06/929821.png

Based based based based based

Moountain dew

Ookay noow i'm cooming

I'm glad too annoounce my oown festival called #kryqusweek and we're gooing too doo literally noothing because i'm noot cooming. But theooreticial activities woould poossibly be jacking ooff spitting at each oother and roodeoo

Nah
i really could not have cared less about Eridan Week. i posit that we abandon the concept of weeks entirely. time is determined purely by vibes now. i'm certain nothing can go wrong with this idea. surely.















































