⋆.˚˖ hicari ahymza <3 <>
@veritysGleam
࣪⊹₊˚{ END NIGHTS COMETH BESTIES }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪⊹₊˚{ devoted waiter for the vast glub / ex-pro FLARPtress }˚₊⊹
࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/5x1JcvNc/cullhim.jpg }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ if you think this is about you, its NOT. this is literally about the guy who messed up my latte earlier.... }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ladies, when a blue blooded guy tries to put real milk in your latte, thats like essentially attempted murder }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ he is LITERALLY trying to poison you. he KNOWS that stuff could make you break out }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whatever happens to him after that is up to your inner empress. what would SHE tell you to do? #krillhimprobably }˚₊⊹ ࣪
You're so #valid for this. Do what you must. - MC Oleana
࣪⊹₊˚{ i literalllly GLUB you, mc oleana!!!!!!!! }*u*{ you get it! #krillhim }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ blue blooded men love to be like, OMG miss! \^o^/ \^o^/ i memorized your energy sludge order! right befoure they bring you another latte with LUSUS MILK IN IT! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + then they have the audacity to act like, super surprised that were moving things to the cullers platfourm.... }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ vulgtmah ah, o throdog glbgolyb! \}^u^{/ \}^o^{/ SPEAK, O DREAD BHESTY! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ #womentakingupspace #womenbeinglooooudasshell }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>--D=The=deep=glubs=truly=are=a=beautiful=language=:)//<
࣪⊹₊˚{ c llll fhtagn ymg, o throdog glbgolyb! \}^o^{/ \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ vulgtlagln fhalmaygbthnknahh, rluh phnglui nghft gnthorr, c lowly nythdrnn ahor fhtagn patiently llll ymg l ymg ai ymg ai lloig, gra BHESTY! ah nafl ah shyyyy! \}^3^{/ #beloudgirlfrond #glubtous }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ dark water, dark water! yaaaaay! DARK WATER! }^0^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hahahaha, silly! thats what the floatie is four! + ill try my best to make sure nothing bites your legs while youre in there too! }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ i honestly wish i had a chalice of latte right now. }>_>{ #struggles }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ if youre reading this, i could fix you. trust me. }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ you just need to be okay with the fact that all of this will end someday soon, + it will be soooo totally gorgeous! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh no, girlies! i started bleeding from all the portholes in my face + gills again! #foulportents #foulomens }˚₊⊹ ࣪
you aint livin if you aint bleedin
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg! which mark? i hope its a trending one! i LOVE trending! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg.... yes, your imperiousness, SOOOO true! i think ill bleed some more + stuff! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>--D=Oh=no=unfortunately=my=medical=knowledge=is=pretty=lack=lustre=but=I=know=some=tonics=that=could=help=with=clearing=them=up=I=am=deeply=ashamed=of=my=inability=to=help=you=lady=Ahymza=but=I=am=sending=as=much=morale=support=as=desired=haha=:)//<
>--D=Your=top=may=have=been=ruined=but=I=can=assure=you=that=while=others=may=not=be=as=pretty=the=sublime=artistry=of=your=body=can=turn=even=mundane=clothing=into=beauty=to=be=admired=I=may=also=know=some=cleaning=homemade=cleaning=products=you=might=be=able=to=make=that=could=get=the=violet=blood=out=haha=:)//<
࣪⊹₊˚{ wow, herkul! you are so super sweet. are you offering to launder my top four me....?? }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>--D=I=mean=if=you=could=send=it=over=to=me=using=a=delivery=drone=I=could=do=my=absolute=best=to=get=it=clean=and=send=it=back=to=you=as=fast=as=I=can==haha=:D//<
࣪⊹₊˚{ tell me im pretty. or else! }^u^{ }⟡u⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/zH7yq7CX/4-26-26-cari-crop2.png https://i.ibb.co/7J5DQt1m/4-26-26-cari-crop3.png https://i.ibb.co/JRvQQFZx/4-26-26-cari.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
hUh? Oh nOtHiNg. YeAh, NaH I JuSt tYpOeD Is aLl. WhO ArE YoU? hOnK.
࣪⊹₊˚{ .... }*u*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ my name is like, front + center on my profile. hicari, hehehehe. what, are you having trouble finding it? }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
wHo iS HiCaRi? YoU DoDgInG ThE QuEsTiOn. JuSt lIkE A SeA DwElLeR To bE ThRoWiNg qUeStIoNs bAcK At mE. hOnK.
࣪⊹₊˚{ woooow, youre awfully bold four a guy i just met! }>u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i mean like, JEEZ. whatever happened to lacing our opening digs with subtlety? }9u9{ though to be honest.... thats kind of big expectation four me to have of a clown. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ hicari is one of the few learned ones, a waiter four the sweet voice of motherarms. you could learn too, if you are willing. }*u*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
iF A ClOwN AiN'T BoLd tHeN WhAt gOoD Is tHeY? :o) i pRoBaBlY ShOuLd bE ExPeCtInG MoRe fRoM A SeA DwElLiN VaIn cAlL Me pReTtY PrInCeSs oR WhAtEvEr tHe hElL'S HaPpEnInG HeRe. In tHe eNd, WhEn tHe wOrLd iS BeInG RuN RaMpAnT By tHe fRoThInG MaSsEs aNd tHe vAsT HoNk eChOeS ThRoUgH ThE SkY, yOu'rE GoNnA WiSh yOu hAd a cLoWn oN YoUr sIdE To tRaNsLaTe tHe fIn bLeEdInG NoIsEs oF ThE AnGeLs oF DoUbLe dEaTh. EvEn iF YoU WeRe pReTtY. i gUeSs fOr nOw iMa hAvE To sEtTlE FoR LaUgHiNg aT Ya fRoM A DiStAnCe. KeEpInG My mOtHeR FuCkInG SoPoR FiLlEd eYeS TrAiNeD On yOu. My nAmE Is gAmZeE. aNd i'm a pRoPhEt. A BaRd. A StOnE CoLd mOtHeR FuCkEr. AnD NoThInG AlL At tHe sAmE TiMe.
࣪⊹₊˚{ * vast glub }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ OMG, what a CRAZY typo.... poor mister nothingzee! you must have like, severely injured your propriety lobe if youre making mistakes like that! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ go ahead + keep looking, hehe, because LOOKING is free. }^u^{ who knows! maybe a "prophet" like you will end up learning something! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i'm gOnNa mOtHeR FuCkInG BrEaK AlL YoUr bOnEs oNe bY OnE AnD MaKe a cHaIr oUt oF It.
࣪⊹₊˚{ hahahaha! OMG! you are SOOOO bad at this! is it your first time? }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if it makes you feel any jollier, o bard, i used to have a flarp character too. youll get the hang of it! \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
wHo's fLaRpInG? i'vE DoNe tHiS ShIt tO MoThEr fUcKeRs bEfOrE. i pLaYeD A MoThEr fUcKiNg gAmE WiTh mY FrIeNdS ThAt eNdEd tHe eNtIrE WoRlD. tHe wOrLd yOu lIvE In nOw iS My mOtHeR FuCkInG PuPpEtEeR MaStEr pLaY, i'm tUgGiNg oN YoUr sTrInGs aNd yOu dOn't eVeN HaVe aNy mOtHeR FuCkInG ClUe. IgNoRaNt fUcKiNg hEaD BuRiEd iN ThE SaNd lOoKiNg tO YoUr lItTlE SaD TeNtAcLeS FoR An aNsWeR WhEn tHe pRoOf iS In tHe cReAm pIe aLl aLoNg. I RiPpEd mY FrIeNdS HeAdS OfF ThEiR NeCkS AnD SaT ThEm iN A GrAnD JuRy lInE, bAnGiNg mY GaVeL AnD TrYiNg tHe uNiVeRsE FoR ItS SiNs. NoW ThAt i tHiNk aBoUt iT, yOu kInDa cUtE TrYiNg tO Be tHe dOoM Of eVeRyOnE. bEt yOu cAn't eVeN Be tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG DoOm oF Me.
࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe, eethin! she is soooo silly that it just makes me want to glub! <> }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ all of this rage baiting is making me SO sleepy! youre all just too easy to hook! }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
,,,okay?,,,i literally don't,,,give a fuck?,,,you're beneath me,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,
࣪⊹₊˚{ why are you trying to pitch bait me on my own post?? EUGH!!!! get a life! }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
,,,i thought you were,,,the one,,,yapping about,,,how ea$y,,,rage baiting wa$,,, ,,,relax,,,take a deep breath,,,
࣪⊹₊˚{ four the record, i dont flarp anymore. but i can say this as an expert. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ any men out there who flarp are totes only doing it four attention from the girls that play. thats LITERALLY the only reason 4 out of 5 of them even own a game grub four it. }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ i havent done it in sweeps!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i miss winning. }u_u{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Why woulX I not wish to play with my fair anX terrible LaXy? /
࣪⊹₊˚{ the thing is, you ONLY play with your lady! hahahaha! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ + how many of those friends are men exactly....? }*x*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ by the way, i am suuuuper cute. + all purples + unders are TOTES obligated to agree with me when they see this. }*u*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ okayyyy, well, you will be dealt with eventually. when the stars are right. #drones }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
then i s'pose i'll take m'ChanCes, ma'am. y'all hi6hbloods ain't killed me yet, i fi6ure this hi6h stakes 6ame is workin' out fine for me. ^◡^
࣪⊹₊˚{ you know what! i could keep a troll on retainer just to do this! }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
[⚙︎ Not takin' chances. You're cute. I |ike the fish kaomoji. ⚙︎]
࣪⊹₊˚{ oopsie doopsie. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/MyxSdtvH/image.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ i want her to play ashen empress.... }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ it wasnt me who said that. it was the voices, girl! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ STUPID MOUTHBREATHING CLOWNS!!!! }*____*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ to be fair, youre probably one of those trolls that are just weirdly incapable of hating anyone. aww. }^n^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i guess you werent hatched four it! fates fate + all. }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ i am soooo sorry, my empress. ill make sure im only hateful in a matrure + respectable way from now on. }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ are you madddd at meeee? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
No, I'm naut mad at you! I am just currently in crisis mode over a )(ig)(blood revolt and don't need a bunc)( of you acting like guppies! Gl'bgolyb would kill Palind if s)(e was offended!
dONT Pity me i ALREAdY have a suPer dUPER great moirail for that i dONT NEEd some MALAdJUSTEd HAMFISHTEd attemPt at Paling from a LAdY with tacky finrings
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh.... theres a highblood revolt going on? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i had no idea }*n*"{ i was caught up in settlers of culltan again.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ please, PLEASE give me any directives that could help you, o imperious babe. as a violet, it is literally my hatchmaking to act as your manicured right prong. + kisses, girlie! }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hail hai mgepog fhalma, fhalma ygbthnknahh ahf GLUB tsinng c l phnglui fhtagn ahnghft nghft! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ VULGTMAH GLBGOLYB! NILGHRI OT C AHMGLWNAFH, AHMGLWNAFH! }^0^{ }^0^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ }o____o{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ you know what know, fourget it. clowns are not even worth it when it comes to this bullcarp. }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ wowwww, someone sounds mad! is it because you know that even if you keep motherarms all nice + fed, shell STILL glub as fouretold?? }9v9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ when you think about it, it barely has anything to do with you, o oarfourner!!!! have you heard of fate? maybe you havent! hehehehe! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ because four you, it IS an insult. try breathing in a way thats WAY LESS GROSS NEXT TIME. }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
!?but thats how i taste the air!? how am i SUPPOSEd to know my environment if i can only sniff
࣪⊹₊˚{ if fates not real, then explain how ANYONE has a moirail. }9v9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ go on, o urbane oarfisher! i am waaaaiting! }>7<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ my fellow deepmaidens, they dont understand us. but please dont fret, girlies. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ it is not FOUR them to understand. }^o^{ + in any case, to KNOW the end is on its way does nothing to delay it. there is no delaying it. there is NO stopping her! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THE COURSE HAS ALREADY BEEN CHARTED FOR US, BABES. WE WILL WAIT FOUR OUR TURNS BECAUSE WE ARE TOTES FATED TO! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ohhhhh my gosh, your imperiousness. like, this is so crayzy.... }xOx{ your gracious compliments are going to make my PUSHER EXPLODE! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i hardly compare to your radiance, our highest of all girls on high! thank you sooooo much! i need to go bite on some kelp now! }⟡u⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
[|87 :: Oh throdog gl'bgolyb c' tharanak epha;aglor n'gha l' c' ahornah nafl ph'nglu; ahna l;! ((Oh great Gl'Bgolyb br;n us a qu;ck death so we may not rema;n ;n pa;n))
࣪⊹₊˚{ hail hai mgepog fhalma, fhalma ygbthnknahh ahf GLUB tsinng c l phnglui fhtagn ahnghft nghft! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ VULGTMAH THEE GLBGOLYB! NILGHRI OT C AHMGLWNAFH, AHMGLWNAFH! }^0^{ }^0^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMGGGG!!!! #empressalert }⟡0⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪