♦ pitied by @affectionConsecrated
I think you severely overestimate my physical capabilities.
idc what kind of bot u end up bein i will always luv u no matter what an if u want i will come snuggle u @turingTranscendence
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:33 < its :00 < fucknepetasfacefurriday :00 < nsfw
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 What about rabbit hunting? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUsJXwE73QU 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
\/\/acillation is a topic I am familiar \/\/\/\/it'. This ain't no secret. Th'little ones toss that \/\/\/\/0rd around like gulls fighting 0\/\/er scraps. Th'think it means c0nfusi0n. A \/\/\/\/obbling thumper o' pitch. A fo0l unable to decide \/\/\/\/hether he \/\/\/\/ishes t0 snog 0r cull'em. As th0ugh y'cannae d'both. They kno\/\/\/\/ nothing. A kismesis is certainty. \/\/\/\/hilst a Moirail may be yer r0ck t'lean on, th' Kismesis is th'rocks 'pun th'sh0re. Bashin' yerself against them is a part a'th'game. It is kno\/\/\/\/ing exactly \/\/\/\/ho belongs acr0ss fr0m ye \/\/\/\/hen the \/\/\/\/a\/\/es rise high en0ugh to s\/\/\/\/all0\/\/\/\/ the \/\/\/\/0rld \/\/\/\/h0le. M0st fo0ls think pitch is black because they ha\/\/e 0nly seen it c0ld. Tar in the hull. S00t on a sail0r’s hands. Dead things. But thr0\/\/\/\/ c0al deep en0ugh int0 the furnace and \/\/\/\/atch \/\/\/\/hat happens. The black turns red. The darker the fuel, the h0tter it burns. Heat en0ugh to make ir0n sag an' drag0ns \/\/\/\/eep. Pitch is th'all consumin'. Y'thr0\/\/\/\/ red int'th'\/\/0id an' y'get the \/\/0id. Same as Ash and Pale. Th0ugh th'make their 0\/\/\/\/n lucid shades o' disgust. Fer m', an' any o'er troll \/\/\/\/0rth his salt. Pitch is \/\/\/\/hat y'should b'. Despite this. Yer \/\/\/\/retched little stump o' a pumper may find itself beatin' a different tune \/\/\/\/hilst yer beatin' yer \/\/\/\/ardrums. Th'stare 'cr0ss the flanks. In that m0ment a beautiful distended cha0s, there's a kinship. That is \/\/acillation. N0t s0ftness. Ne\/\/er s0ftness. It is hatred \/\/\/\/0rked so fiercely that something else cra\/\/\/\/ls out from inside it. Ye \/\/\/\/ant them bloodied. Ye \/\/\/\/ant them gl0ri0us. Ye \/\/\/\/ant their hands ar0und yer thr0at because no 0ther bastard ali\/\/e has earned the pri\/\/ilege. I ha\/\/e seen men on \/\/\/\/haling ships curse one another thr0ugh split lips and br0ken teeth, only to drag each 0ther back ab0ard bef0re the sea could claim them. Screaming one m0ment. Laughing the next. Ready to stab one an0ther by sund0\/\/\/\/n. Ready to die for 0ne an0ther bef0re da\/\/\/\/n. That is the thing pe0ple fail t0 grasp. Pitch does not c0ol \/\/\/\/hen it deepens. It feeds. E\/\/ery insult is another l0g thro\/\/\/\/n into the furnace. E\/\/ery humiliation an0ther gust of air against the flame. Ye sharpen 0ne an0ther. Grind one an0ther do\/\/\/\/n. Bec0me experts in e\/\/ery \/\/\/\/eakness, e\/\/ery ugly little habit, e\/\/ery crack in the hull. And after en0ugh years of it, the hatred glo\/\/\/\/s. Though, \/\/\/\/hen yer stoked flames peter out, th'return t'that sickeningly s\/\/\/\/eet pitch yer s0 familiar \/\/\/\/it'. Red beneath the black. But ne'er replacin' it. Coals burnin' s'intensely y'might f00l'em fer hearts.
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0f c0urze.
Why is Cherub in my Direct Messages trying to threaten me? Did the events of yesterday not teach you all exactly how much I value my constituents, and how much they value me in return? Foolish.
[|87 :: people gett;n the;r d;cks tw;sted at #f;ghtn;ght ; guess???
:33< im nyat gonna make it!
:33 < i think mewr delusional and should be beaten by a rock
There may be black abysmal portals in the gym today if you set off the lunk alarm. I'm not saying I'm involved, just that I'm aware.
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Re-took it, couldn't find my old one. Not surprised at all with the results. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cccfdfe4ac46.jpg
[|87 :: 1 was gett;n redd;t v;bes, but honestly 1 th;nk your post ;s more accurate.
#DatingHorrorStories #nsfw -ish Nice little conversation with this gentleperson, we seem to hit it off well. He asks if I enjoy Anime, and I tell him that while it's not a medium I consume often, I have watched some. Films like Akira and Perfect Blue, and series like Evangelion and- He interrupts me to announce, at a volume level enough for the entire restaurant to hear him, that his first jerk was to /that/ Evangelion scene.
:33< mew have no idea...
1f u culd dec0rate ur acc0unt l1ke a tr0llzpace page 1 th1nk 1 wuld d1e happy
I think you should burn it
iit lok2 liike KK had a GOOD haiir day
I miss her.
Crowbar is 2nd because I feel like I can sit down with him and have a actual conversation.
Yes but I am a low blood and have to suffer every day due to the actions of high bloods
hчsktop, plaY cbat on loop for ten hoчrs straight
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freshly awake and mah muscles ache from that mutha fuckin workout yestaday. makes gettin up all the more difficult. honk.
having hot friends and a breeding kink is working out really well for me right now #nsfw
I don't like using my phone in bed bc it makes it hard to sleep but like Man,,, He's so warm? I feel like I could stay here forever snuggled up to his side. o+< Yearning for a thing I am Literally doing right now wadda fuck
i wnna parade him around town like a rich beverly hills bitch w a doberman on a leash fr #nsfw
(=^･⩊･^=) < I WANNA SHOTGUN WITH SOMEONE SOOOOO BAD!!! #SUBSTANCE
just enjoyin the reprieve. messiahs know i deserve it. honk.
neiggghhhhhh!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴
well ii could help you out but ii gue22 ii wont.
NEIGGGHHHH!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡🍀🍀🍀🍀❌❌❌❌❌🐴🐴🐴🐴😡😡😡😡❌❌❌❌
fuck my w33d ii fuckiin klutzed and kn0cked 0ver my tray my w33d iis all 0n the fuckiin fl00r n0t tw0 mentii0n everythiing else that was 0n my tray the uniiverse thiinks iits funny by piickiing 0n me 0n purp0se every siingle h0ur 0f the days that pass iin terriible ag0ny #substances #dramatiic
Think I manifested a cycle by performing that ritual on Easter. Cramps central.
(=｀ω´=) < GOOD BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T WANT TO GET TOO COMFORTABLE RIGHT!!!
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Do excuse any delayed responses. I have a su8stantial 8acklog of questions while 8eing fully immersed in the planning of an upcoming event.
I bloock doozens oof peoople everyday but when i find oout i goot bloocked by soomeoone i immediately start acting like an abused barkbeast https://64.media.tumblr.coom/tumblr_lvibnhU2rx1r7w8auoo1_400.jpg
:33< h33h33 yeah
:33< love some good rumblepsheres!
81G 8ULG3 1N 7H3 H1V3 https://i.imgur.com/HStdY0u.png
WOW 1'M B31NG H4T3D BY 4 G3OM3TR1C SH4P3 HOW SC4RY #V4GU3
NOTE TO SELF: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS PSYCHOANALYTIC HELLHOLE, SET EVERY VERSION OF THIS SOLLUX GUY AND HIS STUPID GLASSES ON FIRE!
ough i did not like eridanweke last night i went home aerly bc it was borin af and im knida glad i did anywya thx for the haedpats beofr i left john atlaest i got thseo i wnet an got drnuk inestad i have a new prbolem thx eirdan for cuasin me to rleapse *eridanweek *early *kinda *anyway *headpats *before *atleast *those *went *drunk *instead *problem *eridan *causin *relapse #eridanweek #substance
aside from evvery other iteration a me bein a pan scooped dipshit twwisted up in such a wway their heads firmly wwedged up their owwn ass the idea of puttin a spotlight on me wwhen evveryone ALREADY hates my ass is just dumbassery a the highest caliber
During my dream the other night, I texted Jake to tell him that I had woken up with a bloody nose. He replied, 'We all wake up with noses you twat.'
⚓< theres nothing more calming than looking out the lantern room after a storm >
i hope eridan wweek nevver happens again
I put pop rocks in my yogurt and its yelling at me now.
I think the scariest thing is that I HAVEN'T seen any eggs at all here. Which either means that my security stuff is working or Ivory is that fucking fast and is hunting them all down before I can spot them.
:33< nyall efur think about girlbulge? :33< i do :33< i think about girlbulge alot :33< #nsfw
:33< "whats wong with her?" :33< im an absomewte 10 what do mew mean!!!
:33< hey check it out :33< https://i.imgur.com/Q8iTjtW.png
Here. A better picture o ma face. https://64.media.tumblr.com/1972fb5d067b0f92c78278b5dcbab8bb/f21dbaf6eefdfb2e-62/s1280x1920/98c6cd629dbfd28626aee0a5c798bf7ba3b7dcc7.png ((ooc: i worked hard on this and then gave up on the pants rendering LOL))
why is soomeoone in heat oon my dash
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Im serious about the candy thing btw I will pay to have it stolen
wond3r if th3 local m3dicalblock is tir3d of s33ing m3 in th3r3 aft3r hat3 dat3s
posting on chittr about my feelings feels like when i used to go into the bathroom and whisper scream as a kid
got fired from my job / shows will be more infrequent
T3MPT1NG BUT 1 W1LL H4V3 TO L34V3 4T 4 S3T T1M3 FOR SOM3....BUS1N3SS
HM. THROW TH3M OUT.
Don't say that about yourself...
Ah fuck people are going to be bitching about me for being up for 60 hours again
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
just killed a hooker because she looked at me funny #slickweek
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1lAdfEsf4p8&si=CFWfHOsm43nPFC5O @affectionConsecrated Wedding Song?
:33< i leave this site alone fur a few meownites and i come back to 16 nyatifurcations :33< mew guys are carazayyyyy
I'm still trapped in the fucking building.
RE$T IN PEACE MY LU$U$, THEY GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA. #KABOOM HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/IMG_7500.GIF
It's bold to post this on #TaxEvasionMonday.
first rule of troll life: never be too soft
Man, what the fuck iz ever going on with thiz hellzite.
((This shit is getting too emotional for me irl)) GREEN MARKIPLIER WHERE ARE YOU
c𖦹ngratulati𖦹ns. i've fried my thinkpan
ohhhh so thats why th3y call it a carbomb #substanc3
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if someone ever wrongs you calcify they pineal gland 🗣️🗣️🗣️
highkey wasnt aware of said zoomies but now i know
I appreciate your self awareness, valued constituent.
1 h4v3 d3c1d3d th4t my nud3 from y3st3rn1ght w1ll r3m41n. 4ppr3c14t3 1t unt1l th3 3nd of t1m3, you horny souls. #nsfw
I think 6 groomsmen is an appropriate number of men to stand to the left of me.
I have to figure out a tag for this so we can trend it higher than the train wreck this morning. #DirkCiple Sounds better too.
With the calm and quiet currently afforded to me, now seems like a good time to handle some of the more mundane tasks. Groceries. Check-ins with some specialists.
Back to your regularly scheduled shitposting.
fit ch3ck for th3 night? i think i w3nt a lil too approachabl3 but tbh th3 m3owb3ast print was too cut3 to not rotfl https://i.pinimg.com/736x/53/7d/d3/537dd3f0a878c347730994543a357f35.jpg
probs gonna go lay in a sunbeam an sleep the day away while i wait for my favorite guy to show back up an snuggle
This is wild you have to tag it like that.
// this is what this godamn app has done to me fuck you all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/478bcdfa78e0.jpg
You motherfuckers delayed my shower with your bullshit. Damn you, chittr users.
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 oh ♪ my ♫ 𝆑r𝅝g they𝄒ve seale𝅗𝅥 𓆏 @hell𝅝Every𝄬𝅝𝅗𝅥y into ♫ s𝅝𝆐e s𝅝rt 𓆏 of 𝄴rystal 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
its true hes chill he gave me raw chicken to prove it
Pitying all my alts now. I don't think any of you deserve them.
im sorry that all the dirks have to experience this shit rn ur girl roxy knows ur not doin shit like that ily all
Holding this chit choose to my heart.
Got a little sidetracked from considering making that joke into a reality. I appreciate seeing something not shipping me nonetheless.
I desperately need all of you to learn how to read a room. Pissed =/= pitch feelings. Especially not “straw that broke the camel’s back” situations.
Is that not the inevitable anyways? Cat is gonna cat.
:33 < *I lick myself :3*
any roses want this cat https://douglascuddletoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/4390-6.jpg
M4rqu1s3 Sp1nn3r3t M1ndf4ng you 4r3 obs3ss3d w1th m3. 4ll of you.
They'rE AdmittinG ME NoW AT ThE GreeN HospitaL 🟩
gOOd EvEnIng chIttr! I hAvE stOppEd hAvIng stEw thIs EvE fOr my fIrst mEAl And dEcIdEd tO try OUt grUblOOps, In thE stylE Of A fOOd rEvIEw #fOOdrEvIEw
stands up
I underst99d y9ur sentence 6ut I d9 n9t understand why they w9uld d9 that. I d9n't kn9w h9w t9 feel a69ut my sexual a6ilities 6eing pu6licly availa6le- #nsfw
I don't endorse. All of that. Genuinely disturbs me if I'm honest.
finally lOst the weird lusus, gOt lOst myself fOr a while. nO signal fOr a while. NXVXR GOING XN THE WXXDS AGAIN!! prObably wOuld've been lOst fOrever if i hadn't been lucky enOugh tO cOme acrOss a super helpful stranger tysm @alOpecOidTenacity fOr the guidance nOw i can cOntinue my trip!! XO —with @alOpecOidTenacity https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/848eea0f1c48.png XO
whatif i tried again Thea said i forogt to the. period https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/DANCEPARTYYY.gif
I alm9st feel successful after l99king at s9me p9sts.
I would rather include all the numbers and pun combinations of the people who loved me in life into my quirk, before I ever would adopt the symbols forged by those who hated me, and let it define my death.
Fine. But 9nly 6ecause y9u're y9u.
What I mean, 9r at least what I am attempting, perhaps s9mewhat unsuccessfully, t9 c9nvey, is that there appears t9 6e this 9ng9ing and rather inc9nvenient 9verlap 6etween tw9 9therwise unrelated sets 9f qualities: 9n the 9ne hand, a c9llecti9n 9f traits, ha6its, and c9nversati9nal tendencies that I find c9nsistently irritating, difficult t9 engage with, and, 9ver time, increasingly taxing t9 t9lerate; and 9n the 9ther hand, an entirely separate, yet s9meh9w c9existing, set 9f 9utward features that, despite my 6etter judgment and repeated eff9rts t9 remain unaffected 6y them, register as markedly, and I w9uld argue dispr9p9rti9nately, appealing. And it is precisely this 9verlap, this persistent c9existence 9f what I w9uld n9rmally categ9rize as reas9ns f9r av9idance with what, under different circumstances, might 6e c9nsidered reas9ns f9r admirati9n, that creates a s9rt 9f internal c9ntradicti9n, wherein my instinct t9 distance myself is c9ntinu9usly undermined 6y an equally unhelpful awareness 9f their, f9r lack 9f a m9re c9nvenient term, visual appeal, resulting in a situati9n that is less a clear 9pini9n and m9re an 9ng9ing, mildly frustrating state 9f unres9lved evaluati9n.
Over my- I can't say that anym9re.
Offerin' protecti\/\/e ser\/\/ices t'anyone \/\/\/\/h'might b'goin' t'the Cue Ball Tea Party tonight. Just happen t'b'free as \/\/\/\/ell fer anyone lookin' fer non-strictly-business attendance.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5158bb279a2c.png i look upon this chit fondly. sigh. where it all began. #piss
"What m3at2 do you want" Bitch all of th3m im trying to g3t fuckin jack3d
why ii2 iiTT pii22 o'clock aTT 2pm on a 2aTTurday
:33 < So true piss posting should be done with respect :3
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PISS IS ACTUALLY WORTH 0.70$ PERO LITTER #PISSFACTS
Well. At the very least, the t9pic's changed. #nsfw #urinating #gr9up urinating #d9n't d9 that at w9rk
Is everyone a main sniper now? Or why the piss YEAH!!
♡ at the altar, would you pay the price? would you give your, would you give your life? ♡
XDXD I leave for two minutes to play my game and everybody and their mother is pissing now, not to kink shame but I’m kink shaming #nsfw XDXD
Why is there piss conversations going on now? #nsfw #nsfwe (?)
:33 < You will never know why p3opl3 hated this >:3333
why are we all pissing together
i love coming back here to something ridiculous going on with absolutely no contest why are we talking about piss
https://preview.redd.it/check-out-how-hard-i-can-pee-v0-5svjll8llv621.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5e961466144b226170bfbeb74ae58d001f37a470 #nsfw (?)
whens the group piss happening
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ lots of people pailing on my timeline!
something something insert quote here. it's my face. https://i.imgur.com/iZ4gKRvw.png ((ooc comment: i wvorked hard on this LOL))
sleep well
I'm reading a book on anti gravity and I jutht can't put it down
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
|}->I'm not sure the meaning behind that but sure, here we go
lol, hold it up levwel to your face, and make sure youre in a wvell lit room. it helps.
>fed my moirail a sleeve of oreos >she hasnt slept in 40 hours
Guess who’s in the hospital again
:33< shout out to the best purrbeast :33< pounce! :33< ...
If this gift is not appreciated I am willing to barter for it
then we can all play!!
:33< hey guys its me shitpeta :33< did that guy just purrn into SAND?
A Dualscar duality, you could say.
I'd like to see him too, I hope he's well.
You can give a troll bread and circuses, but only community can fulfill a person's life. All it takes is being a good neighbor, and from there, we flourish.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
you think it cannot get any wvworse. then evwery morning, it does. i used to be able to access my bottom cabinets, blast it all to the ass crack of the demoness. at least i still look good. unlike you. - the orphaner duaslscar
Fear not imperfection of the self. You can learn a great deal from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them. This applies both to the average troll and to certain Empires that I shan't name.
You think I care about this? Ask me if I care about this, cause I do. If I had a dollar every time I cared about this, I'd be a rich man, because I care so much.
I did not want to do this, but unfortunately I am being left with no choice. I must use all means at my disposal, thus I call forth my ultimate weapon. I have been threatened, and my Presidency has been put under attack. Go, my Daves. I am henceforth issuing an emergent Presidential pardon for one hour, this is now a judgement free zone; outfreak him, my Daves. This includes you, @turntechGoghead https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.15.54%E2%80%AFPM.png
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
I'm not here to be perfect, I'm here to be real.
Some of the worst things have been done with the best intentions.
Shit, even when I die my body is up to The Gods to delegate. Either I truly become a mindless thrall or allow total consumption. Vored or puppeteered? Who knows.#nsfw #vore #gore
Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg
:33< wall :33< wall :33< none of mew are fur33 of sin! :33< efurryone is going on the wall!
:33 < I wish to kiss a crab *licks her paws* Purrty indirect, huh? :3
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"He said that every culling and every command to submit is a confession of terror hatched in the tyrant's pusher of being victim of the same fate they force upon those below them." #WordsoftheSignless
i appreciate the pun.
and everywhere else. 0_0
i do this all the time and im not even hard of hearing
∘☽ So many choices today at the bakery, if only it was reasonable to try them all.. ☾∘
I find it so+ interesting that this website has tro+ll Malco+lm X. What a time to+ be a gho+st.
I DONT LIKE SARDINES IM SRY
I would love to get to know my fellow Alternians.
guyz... i could totally fuck up sum ice cream rn
Good news, ev'ry one!! M'splinter wounds are healing :)