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Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

pansexual

love yourself

Observed.

This user is being watched.

@packageHandler[PH]

anyway yeah sorry i posted somethin' that Came off with a fuCkin' horrendous vi6e. and m'sorry i Clearly ain't got the soCial know-how to realise how and when i fuCked up. m'sorry that i Can't say anythin' else here 6eCause i'm so god damn sCared i'll say somethin' else stupid that'll give everyone more reason to Come after me. at least i didn't say a slur a6out it, i guess.

Kult: +25

Kull: +4

Total: 29

Ratio: 6.25

Curree Erzhix

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

pansexual

love yourself

Observed.

This user is being watched.

@packageHandler[PH]

now if you don't mind, i'm gonna go vomit in my 6athtu6 and try not to Cry over it. #emetopho6ia

Kult: +6

Kull: +2

Total: 8

Ratio: 3.00

Curree Erzhix

Eridan “Unchained” Ampora

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

pansexual

love yourself

Observed.

This user is being watched.

@packageHandler[PH]

well that was a mentally exhaustin' experienCe for literally no fuCkin' reason. ain't as soCially aware as i thought i was, Clearly. this shit's hard.

Kult: +10

Kull: +2

Total: 12

Ratio: 5.00

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

hi chittr has anyone scene my stupid goddamn no good NOSEY JERK BOYFRIEND recently last i heard he wwas at some storefront wwith a bunch a his PALS please tell me theres no cause for alarm @cryhoundColortura

Kult: +15

Kull: +2

Total: 17

Ratio: 7.50

3 days ago

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Foxma, I know you're where ever good lusii go when they die, but I just want you to know The indigos found me.

Kult: +30

Kull: +2

Total: 32

Ratio: 15.00

Pascal Wright

4 days ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

@eclecticEngineer[EE]

p0bic0 i am zcared where did a11 ttheze pe0p1e c0me fr0m

Kult: +10

Kull: +2

Total: 12

Ratio: 5.00

Byrdly Fausse

5 days ago

@cleverCrow[CC]

Heh. M'Theydy.

Kult: +14

Kull: +14

Total: 28

Ratio: 1.00

CARNIVOURE SABERTOOTH

1 week ago

Verified

A user of established repute

@mansmanVittles[MV]

BEWARE IM STEALING THAT SHIT FR✷M Y✷U GAINES-SAMA!!!ˎˊ- Punch it d✷wn, d✷wn, D✷WN!

Kult: +10

Kull: +7

Total: 17

Ratio: 1.43

Mocáli Flaske

1 week ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Staff

Part of the Chittr team

𝟏/𝟏 𝐌𝐎𝐂Á𝐋𝐈 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄

There wouldn't be a Chittr dot ing without this user.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

Kult: +42

Kull: +2

Total: 44

Ratio: 21.00

Xentah Terraq

@twinnedCircus[TC]

(I^BE^ALL^REALIZIN^NOW^THAT^I^MOSTLY^AM^TALKIN^TO^OTHER^PURPLES^ON^HERE IM^JUST^FUCKIN^WORRIED^OTHER^MOTHERFUCKERS^ARE^GONNA^GET^ALL^WICKED^SCARED^SOME^BIG^FUCKIN^HIGHBLOOD^IS^IN^THEIR^MESSAGES^)0:= AM^I^REALLY^ALL^KINDS^OF^SCARY^OR^IS^SHIT^JUST^IN^MY^THINKPAN?)

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

dave.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@techhDogg[TD]

"im so happy to go to work today" i tell myself before discovering half of our saltwater tanks have ich #FUCKKK

Kult: +4

Kull: +2

Total: 6

Ratio: 2.00

Jimmie Elliot

@speedyReader[SR]

WGHAT DO YOU MEAN BY TGHI$ laulum no

Kull: +2

Total: 2

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Oh, wait is plot happening right now? My b.

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

The Yaoi Fairy

May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

mArk of the beAst

mwAh!

⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈

This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

rori 8e so careful....remem8er your training

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Krispachi.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Observed.

This user is being watched.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

Waterebber. Naut reely feeling it today.

Kult: +4

Kull: +2

Total: 6

Ratio: 2.00

Zhiyas Falyih

@abyssalAttachment[AA]

glub.

Kult: +15

Kull: +7

Total: 22

Ratio: 2.14

Vanity Kerfuf

Verified

A user of established repute

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Watch Out!

Clown rabies is real, actually.

@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o glub honk glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

Kull: +2

Total: 2

HE

Pythia Harken

@hiddenEmerald[HE]

I'm fine. I am calm. Chill.

Kult: +16

Kull: +2

Total: 18

Ratio: 8.00

MR NICE GUY

@vyingFortitude[VF]

〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛It just. Really bothers me. I get cranked out of the Mothergrub and all these people I never met are afraid of me. They call me 'highblood' or 'sir' or 'boss' and I didn't do anything to earn it. That's how I know its forced and that's why it fucks with me so bad. I didn't earn this. I didn't want this. It just *happened*. And now I gotta just-. Try not to come across as some highblood-savior douche. I just get grossed out when people act subservient to me when I didn't ask them to. If I can order them around purely because I'm a blueblood, then the only order I will give is 'stop calling me that'. #Hemospectrum #Caste #JustMyThoughts

Kult: +18

Kull: +2

Total: 20

Ratio: 9.00

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Honestly? And I hate to be the one to say it, but. That many versions of ME? Eridan is right. Casperwar.

Kult: +9

Kull: +2

Total: 11

Ratio: 4.50

Darbas Iszovh

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@tenebrousAblaze[TA]

[|| ] It is imperative to not venture into the water [|| ] I have lived out many sweeps directly along the rocks of the shore [|| ] The ocean will not be stepped into [|| ] The dock is as far as I may step

Kult: +4

Kull: +2

Total: 6

Ratio: 2.00

Jake Strider-English

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

@golgothasTerminator[GT]

That makes sense. It did seem quite cultish but I wasn’t sure if it needed a tag!

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Costar Treign

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@surlyTabloid[ST]

SOME OF YOU LACK THE INSIGHT REQUIRED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAY.

Kult: +14

Kull: +2

Total: 16

Ratio: 7.00

Oleana Nerium

@oleanderSupernova[OS]

The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

NM

Lock and Key

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

@notthatMysterious[NM]

I appreciate the offer, but I do not make a habit of going to unfamiliar caverns with strangers. Thank you, though. That's very kind, Pobico.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

)(er Imperious Condescension

My fuchsia!girlsona is this anything

Kult: +17

Kull: +2

Total: 19

Ratio: 8.50

Verified

A user of established repute

The Real Deal

Around these parts, this user is THE Condescension.

@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

anybubbly )(atin clowns just )(ate fun ftr anywaves s)(outout da messia)(s t)(ey r )(ella into u clowns listenin to me <3

Kult: +32

Kull: +7

Total: 39

Ratio: 4.57

Mither Vauque

@lowFrequency[LF]

[UPDATE] Employees resolved their issue. However, they made a condition on if they stay and it's if they get to host Seventh Echo for a single broadcast. I am /not/ looking forward to it. The people want Mither, not /background folk/. /Right/?

Kull: +2

Total: 2

8D

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Can i goo toooo

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Daraya Jonjet

Verified

A user of established repute

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▼some of you people are too happy▲ ▼really think getting beat up in a back alley would make you less lame▲ ▼or at least a nicotine addiction▲

Kult: +12

Kull: +2

Total: 14

Ratio: 6.00

kanaka kustor

transgender

love yourself

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@mindfulControl[MC]

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >St0p p0st!ng h0l≡ y0u fr≡/\ks >k≡≡p y0ur h0l≡s t0 y0urs≡lv≡s

Kult: +9

Kull: +12

Total: 21

Ratio: 0.75

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Name ONE seadweller. Bet you can't.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Zemich Freman

Verified

A user of established repute

one of zem?

This user has been a thinkpan in a jar.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

nonbinary

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

@normalEveryday[NE]

ahmghghh.too.many.senses.agh.how.do.you.people.exist.with.these.all.at.full.blast.at.all.hours?!? hold,.i.need.to....agh,.turn.these.off... good.news.though,.i.am.now.in.a.flesh.and.blood.entity!

Kult: +21

Kull: +2

Total: 23

Ratio: 10.50

Doc Scratch

angstrom "MEANIE" harley!

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

First Guardian of Chittr

Do not fret so much, it's in name only.

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Verified

A user of established repute

@scratchDoctor[SD]

I will decline to explain any tight specifics but know these are the current criteria of my rankings. Doc Scratch’s Perfectly Objective Tier Criteria The rankings were determined according to a number of factors, most of which are not visible from your current position in the narrative. Considerations included, but were not limited to: The user’s apparent willingness to be observed. The ratio of theatrical intent to clerical usefulness. Whether its capitalization behaved itself when left unattended. The degree to which the handle seemed to already know where it belonged. Probable survivability in a room with expensive furniture. The extent to which the name suggested either destiny, inconvenience, or a very brief administrative error. Whether I found it amusing at the precise moment I looked at it. The presence of certain recurring shapes, sounds, implications, omens, habits, mistakes, and other such measurable phenomena. How confidently the user could be placed without further thought. Any resemblance to prior handles, future handles, alternate handles, or handles that only exist in doomed branches of the account list. The final placements should not be mistaken for a moral judgment, a popularity contest, or a statement of objective worth. They are merely correct.

Kult: +20

Kull: +14

Total: 34

Ratio: 1.43