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Daddy Dirk?
∻Thr☢wback t☢ last time I threw @bleakBleater like a baseball (image very much related) #g☢re #vi☢lence #nsfw https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/idi☢t.gif.avif∻
Ɏ va-a-aleri century of humilia-a-ation Ɏ
favorite-condiment? ♥:-ketchup ♠:-mustard ♦:-mayonaise ♣:-hot-sauce
>[I am being fucking zzanctioned.]<
I hate puzzle games and people who play them are stinky! >:C
No zowie. It's been banned.
A Thousand Needles.
i hate seeing his name in my notifications like he's mocking me can you guys spam react to this chit so i don't have to remember
ITS TIME FOR AN EPIC AND FUN TIP FROM THE DRIP! IF YOUR STOMACH HURTS THAT COULD BE FOR SEVERAL REASONS! YOU COULD BE HUNGRY IT COULD BE SEPTEMBER (THE BELLY HURT MONTH FOR LEPRECHAUNS) IT COULD BE YOU ATE GLASS RECENTLY (THE SNACK OF THE FUTURE) OR IT COULD EVEN BE WHAT WOMEN TELL ME IS A CRAMP! THIS IS AN INFORMATION DENSE #DRIPTIP TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO HEAR FROM ME AND OTHER MEMBERS OF #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION!
ARE COMMAND STRIPS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY TO REMOVE?? HELLO?
hmmm maybe ill just get it canned and find out first
I don’7 like being able 7o rela7e 7o you.
i am so tired. and somehow so lonely. and staring at the stars makes my mind wander to missed opportunities. lost friends. too many things. too many thoughts. everythin' right now feels so... meaningless. listless. knowin' i Coulda 6een... somethin' other than this sad 6itCh on an alien world Cryin' a6out how alone he feels. a6out how worthless and powerless he feels. i just want to sleep. dream instead of all this. dream forever and 6e free of all this. whatever. i Can at least do the sleeping part. i Can't fuCk that up at least. sleepin' under the stars always used to make me feel so hum6led. now it's just a reminder of how muCh more i Can't 6e. g'night.
~I cO~uld be mammal pregnant if I wanted t~O be~
i'm not just a Courier, i am *the* Courier. the message i've 6een sendin' has 6een Clear, and folks just ain't gettin' it. so... time to send somethin' 6igger. time to send somethin' Clearer. hopefully this won't end up killin' me, 6ut if it does? honestly, it'd 6eat the hell out of stayin' here.
welp. let's hope this doesn't somehow 6aCkfire and kill me. sorry aradym. sorry tamsee. sorry rokket. sorry posnah. sorry verity. i understand if y'hate me when you find out. 6ut i Can promise you - you won't hate me half as muCh as i would've hated stayin'. y'know who to thank =========))))))))))))))) nexxxxxxxxxtttttttt ssssssssssstttttttttttoooooppppppppppppppppppppppp iiiiiiiiiiisssssss
ive never p0sted a single damn thing on this cessp0ol 0f a website. every couple 0f perigees i open this shit h0ping the idiots 0n it might have developed s0mething remotely resembling a pan. but NO, all y0u knucklesponged dipshits babble ab0ut is strutpods, hindspheres and pailing. d0es ANYONE have a fucking HOBBY? a JOB? ANYTHING?? ffs.
၄⋆၃ this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass #mymantra
THINGS ARE GETTING EASIER. I THINK.
80k kult and kull. making that number go up, hell 7eah
oh, that's it. i'm done. i'm a6out to 6e the most non-Compliant motherfuCker this dum6shit game has ever seen.
Troll Grok generate funnee chitt.yo get all yhe babes
Fuck, today is gonna be tough. Good luck everyone.
damn i gotta stop asking qu≡stions
you'll 6e glad to know the response to my paniC and session group issues was a literal "i'm sorry you feel that way" so i think i'm just gonna shoot 'em all if i see 'em again.
there's *so muCh* shit a6out this whole damn 'game', and i know damn near nothin' a6out it, and i Can't figure anythin' out, and everyone's aCtin' so god damn flippant and takin' none of these ConCerns serious while i'm havin' the worst time of my entire life, and i'm paniCkin' from the moment i wake up 'til the moment i pass out, and then sometimes i'm in a dream where i'm *also* paniCkin' 6eCause it's praCtiCally a luCid dream and... and... ...and i think ramil's realised i'm not doin' so hot. don't think he gets why 6ut he's just... Cuddlin' into my side. so i'm gonna sleep here with him and his folk and i'm gonna try not to have more of a 6reakdown. god help me.
...yeah i ain't doin' that one.
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=>>first step tø #fishing ? seduce the fish >>>
okay i'm a little more Calm now. killin' shit is therapeutiC as hell, turns out. so apparently i'm in the 'medium' now. i don't know what that is or where the hell i am, 6ut it's a real pretty plaCe if y'ignore all the pissed off assholes Crawlin' out of the aCtual sand to try and fight me. gettin' here, the maChine gave me a shitty little statue of my lusus and i got so god damn mad at it that i spiked it into the ground and it shattered and uh... i guess that's what made me Come here. speakin' of, my lusus is dead. i shit you not it was like a movie, posnah was droppin' my 6athtu6 on top of some other maChine and my fuCkin' lusus *6usts through the wall* out of nowhere and CatChes it with his head. so the game literally didn't even let me kill that priCk after all this time, and to make it worse now he's a *ghost* and he's *still* a diCk. i'm takin' some time to myself to reCuperate, take stoCk. i'm still kinda freaked the fuCk out, and i swear there's somethin' watChin' me. not in like a vague sense, like as in i saw *somethin'* peerin' at me from 6ehind somethin'. not one of the murdery guys. somethin' else. Couldn't make it out and it was gone 6y the time i dared to go over. so uh... guess that's my life for now. sand. stars. murdery assholes. things stalkin' me from real far off. just uh... waitin' for further instruCtion i guess. i don't know. tired.
i shouldn't be posting this / i should probably be quiet for a bit
If Rori ever takes me caving, I'm gonna be real mad.
⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ Moreso about the speaking so highly of someone that you stated you haven't met. ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆
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if i think really hard about certain chitts the users that posted them will be in pain in real life
i appreCiate you more than i Can ever really say, po6iCo. i wish there was somethin' any of us Could do, 6ut apparently it's just... how it is. and i hate it.
yeah, i know a few of 'em. i know posnah's with us. denjea and rokket too. other than that... i'm really lookin' for a way out 6ut i don't think it's Comin'.
CASPER: HOPELESSLY OBSESSED WITH POBICO
...Actually ain't surre some of youse could pull off #woodsweek
would you believe me if i told you
[ #laika40k round 1 ] and with that tie broken selene is eliminated! otherwise known as @lightupbeats ! next up the goddess of war athena vs the everburning hestia for athena vote with <3 and <> for hestia vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 1 ] another close one! neptune or better known as @aeneascaldarium has been eliminated! next up the ferocious cerberus vs the gentle selene for cerberus vote with <3 and <> for selene vote with <3< and c3<
GLUB.
Psychoo killer qu'est-ce que c'est fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap better
anyway yeah sorry i posted somethin' that Came off with a fuCkin' horrendous vi6e. and m'sorry i Clearly ain't got the soCial know-how to realise how and when i fuCked up. m'sorry that i Can't say anythin' else here 6eCause i'm so god damn sCared i'll say somethin' else stupid that'll give everyone more reason to Come after me. at least i didn't say a slur a6out it, i guess.
now if you don't mind, i'm gonna go vomit in my 6athtu6 and try not to Cry over it. #emetopho6ia
well that was a mentally exhaustin' experienCe for literally no fuCkin' reason. ain't as soCially aware as i thought i was, Clearly. this shit's hard.
hi chittr has anyone scene my stupid goddamn no good NOSEY JERK BOYFRIEND recently last i heard he wwas at some storefront wwith a bunch a his PALS please tell me theres no cause for alarm @cryhoundColortura
Foxma, I know you're where ever good lusii go when they die, but I just want you to know The indigos found me.
p0bic0 i am zcared where did a11 ttheze pe0p1e c0me fr0m
BEWARE IM STEALING THAT SHIT FR✷M Y✷U GAINES-SAMA!!!ˎˊ- Punch it d✷wn, d✷wn, D✷WN!
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"im so happy to go to work today" i tell myself before discovering half of our saltwater tanks have ich #FUCKKK
Oh, wait is plot happening right now? My b.
rori 8e so careful....remem8er your training
Waterebber. Naut reely feeling it today.
o°~teeheehee~°o glub honk glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
I'm fine. I am calm. Chill.
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛It just. Really bothers me. I get cranked out of the Mothergrub and all these people I never met are afraid of me. They call me 'highblood' or 'sir' or 'boss' and I didn't do anything to earn it. That's how I know its forced and that's why it fucks with me so bad. I didn't earn this. I didn't want this. It just *happened*. And now I gotta just-. Try not to come across as some highblood-savior douche. I just get grossed out when people act subservient to me when I didn't ask them to. If I can order them around purely because I'm a blueblood, then the only order I will give is 'stop calling me that'. #Hemospectrum #Caste #JustMyThoughts
Honestly? And I hate to be the one to say it, but. That many versions of ME? Eridan is right. Casperwar.
[|| ] It is imperative to not venture into the water [|| ] I have lived out many sweeps directly along the rocks of the shore [|| ] The ocean will not be stepped into [|| ] The dock is as far as I may step
That makes sense. It did seem quite cultish but I wasn’t sure if it needed a tag!
SOME OF YOU LACK THE INSIGHT REQUIRED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAY.
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I appreciate the offer, but I do not make a habit of going to unfamiliar caverns with strangers. Thank you, though. That's very kind, Pobico.
My fuchsia!girlsona is this anything
anybubbly )(atin clowns just )(ate fun ftr anywaves s)(outout da messia)(s t)(ey r )(ella into u clowns listenin to me <3
[UPDATE] Employees resolved their issue. However, they made a condition on if they stay and it's if they get to host Seventh Echo for a single broadcast. I am /not/ looking forward to it. The people want Mither, not /background folk/. /Right/?
Can i goo toooo
▼some of you people are too happy▲ ▼really think getting beat up in a back alley would make you less lame▲ ▼or at least a nicotine addiction▲
Name ONE seadweller. Bet you can't.
ahmghghh.too.many.senses.agh.how.do.you.people.exist.with.these.all.at.full.blast.at.all.hours?!? hold,.i.need.to....agh,.turn.these.off... good.news.though,.i.am.now.in.a.flesh.and.blood.entity!
I will decline to explain any tight specifics but know these are the current criteria of my rankings. Doc Scratch’s Perfectly Objective Tier Criteria The rankings were determined according to a number of factors, most of which are not visible from your current position in the narrative. Considerations included, but were not limited to: The user’s apparent willingness to be observed. The ratio of theatrical intent to clerical usefulness. Whether its capitalization behaved itself when left unattended. The degree to which the handle seemed to already know where it belonged. Probable survivability in a room with expensive furniture. The extent to which the name suggested either destiny, inconvenience, or a very brief administrative error. Whether I found it amusing at the precise moment I looked at it. The presence of certain recurring shapes, sounds, implications, omens, habits, mistakes, and other such measurable phenomena. How confidently the user could be placed without further thought. Any resemblance to prior handles, future handles, alternate handles, or handles that only exist in doomed branches of the account list. The final placements should not be mistaken for a moral judgment, a popularity contest, or a statement of objective worth. They are merely correct.
everyone is going crazy and i am the only one who wants to make anything better instead of just kicking people when theyre down and i am SICK OF IT BARK!!!!!!!!!!
X IT ISN’T A FUCKIN’ VAGUE POST IF YOU FUCKIN MENTION THE PERSON IT’S ABOUT but yeah you right x
whoebber kultfarms for me rn ill owe u 1 favor it dont matter if its aboat offin someone or smth lame like cleanin yo hive #violence
What's the fucking reas•n •f mediate бutt•n existance?